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Monday, March 04, 2019

Night Laughs

You are dating a guy that has no wrist watch?how do you expect him to have time for you  ‍





  How countries beg for bread..  
*America*. Pls can I have some??
*England*.. Mind if I have a bite??
*Asia*.. Mind if I join you?? 
*Nigeria*... Broz,, the bread soft?? 
Chaii longer 
throat





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12. *NEW BLOG FINES: *


1. Repeating stories - N500
2. For laughing late - N800
3. For leaving the blog and wanting to come back - N1000
4. Posting nonsense - N900
5. Wrong spellings - N2000 (we are not here to teach you how to spell words)
6. Being quiet - N2500
7. Commenting first -N 500
8. For writing with pidgin - N100
9. For telling lies 1000
10. For posting a story that is too long to read- N1500
*Fines to be paid to me*✍
It's all for the good of the blog.

Signed: *on behalf all bvs*





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Since Saraki has been the most #mentioned name in #Nigeria this past year, I think Oxford Dictionary should consider creating a space for him in the dictionary.
For example:


Saraki: /ˈsΓ¦-rΓ¦-k.i/  adjective: confusing, troublesome, harsh, wicked, liar, bad, tricky.


Verb: Saraki.
Past Tense: Sarakied
Present Continuous: Sarakying
Present Perfect: Sarakise
  


E.g:
Some girls always like to sarakise things, 


The test was Sarakistic‍♂ ‍♂

I had a very Sarakian week.
  ‍♂
#Saraki : To confuse, make things magical, detrimental.

E.g:
Please don't come and Sarakificate issues here o     
The only way to reduce applicants is to Sarakify the process
How was your exams? It was Sarakiful.

Make I return to my official work, I beg before I receive summon letter from the Senate





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 A man was running naked in the jungle when the animals saw him, they all ran away........The Zebra then asked the Lion; "even you king of the jungle?".
The lion replied, my friend, keep the joke aside. That's a strange animal, the tail is in front...!!!!

40 comments:

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    1. For being stupid you should pay 5000

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    2. Stella please posting long story suppose to be 10,OOO. The thing dey tire me no be small. @Blessed Princess

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    3. WE BUY CONDEMNED INVERTER BATTERY /081413951135 March 2019 at 08:27

      Hmmmmmmmm

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  2. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  3. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€

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  4. Hhehehehehehe. The bread soft? Or abeg na today bread be that?

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  5. Wrong spelling N2000?? Just say you dont want Teejay in this blog again.

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    1. in the blog? In? pay the 2000 this minute

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    2. For buying and selling of natural resources, click on www.naturalresourcesfinder.com

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  6. Being quiet 2500?? Danny fisiye go pay tire na.

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  7. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
    Blog fines should also extend to that anonymous that types astray. Today he's posting about computers programming,tomorrow he will post about a board...as in i just hope all is well with he or sTella sef don tire to dey delete d comment.
    I just hope thats not a yaba left patient who was given a phone bathe doctors.


    Lmao @d tail is in the front...that must be a long tale. Imagine a man with a tale behind. Holy Goat faya!

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    1. Can you read through your sentences again? You are complaining about another person "typing astray" but you are doing worse.

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  8. 🀣🀣🀣shey the bread softπŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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  9. Em Stella. Wait oo. The joke 12 signed by, ON BEHALF ALL BVS ? Is that a present continuous mistake ? Or a present on purpose mistake. PLS CORRECTED IT. 😜

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  10. lolzz in nija we beg with style

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  11. Em Stella. Wait oo. The joke 12 signed by, ON BEHALF ALL BVS ? Is that a present continuous mistake ? Or a present on purpose mistake. PLS CORRECTED IT. 😜

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  12. So I am owing 1kπŸ˜₯I have missed this blog sha

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  13. Me na all man freestyle I go dey yarn dey go.
    Ngwa ndi Pharisee/Sadducee make una come collect 100 naira fine

    And Sdk no get fine for Pharisees and strategic marketers and them wey dey write
    dey wan shoot off or suffocate?? Hehehe

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  14. That saraki's own is not funny rather it was disgusting.
    Others funny dyeee😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

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    1. Buhari own is the bomb. Stella please bring it here. @Blessed Princess

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  15. Lol,strange animal with tail in the front

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  16. For been quiet on the blog na plenty fine oh!!! That means I will be fined everyday, that is a lot of money biko

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  17. Account no
    Account bank

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  18. There should also be a fine, if you comment on posts in anonymous mode. 🚢🏿‍♂️

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  19. I know this is off, pls does anyone have a child or know anyone attending St. Saviours sch? What does the parents interview entail, what type of questions are asked and what are they hoping to achieve by interviewing parents? Thanks for the responses.

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  20. Being quiet - N2500, this is a whole lot am on this table, mama take it easy on people like us.

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  21. saraki, ewooo Nigeria my country

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  22. Lol we silent Bv’s plenty o! Have mercy on us!

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