Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: Saturday Laughs

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Saturday, March 09, 2019

Saturday Laughs






















  










-. Having A Flat Ass Is Caused By Sitting In A Relationship That Is Not Yours


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- Some pretty girls are just evil,they will fart and be looking looking at u to the extent that u will start suspecting yourself.不不不




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-Someone asked me 'why do Nigerians like saying "Sorry" before asking a question.*

Like 'sorry' please what's the time? "Sorry" is this the line?_
I answered him, well.........to me my dearie, everybody in this country is angry.
So You have to apologize for their anger in advance before making inquires._



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- The way Nigerian Doctors are migrating Abroad eeh,
I hope we won't be left with only Dr. Sid and Small Doctor



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- If you are having problems with your man, don't come online and be making other ladies think all men are dogs... *Carry your own dog to the VET*!!!



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- Madam : Who Can ame The Most Five Corrupt Countries On Earth?
Me : Togo, Ghana, Kenya, Cote Divoire And Sudan.
Madam : So What Of Nigeria ?
Me : When Counting Sinners, Do You Include Satan?



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- *I will marry u "...I will marry u ". After s#x u vanish.This is one of the main reasons many men are inside fanta bottles in some village.*




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- My girlfriend told me that she will change me. I thought she was referring to the character, but she found a new boyfriend!




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- I love your clothes 

Americans :oh thanks

I love  your clothes  
Nigerians: no b small pikin clothes oo Na 20k I buy am oo
Who asked you the price
Naija with hype 中中




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- *Guys don't let your lady put a picture of a guy as her DP with status like R.I.P... Don't be fooled R.I.P could mean Relationship In Progress. Thank me later*

24 comments:

  1. Laffs on point!
    When counting sinners, do you include...chai!

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  2. Hahahaha! That number 3meme is d truth.
    cabu cabu be making one smell like latrine. Smh
    Thanks Stella I enjoyed myself.

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    1. Hi Pearl. Read your shout out late. Happy New year of God's goodness too.
      Kiss small oga for me

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  3. lol.. are you sure your flag is correct? naija mothers never disappoint

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  4. lol...I had a good laugh.This is one post I can't afford to miss.

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  5. The I will "change you" got me.
    He never expererit.

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  6. LMAO. I'm hollering at fairly used destiny. oh lawd!

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  7. Wao so hilarious...I dey laugh like.....

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  8. That flag is not correct true true. You really made me laugh .

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  9. Hahahaha. The last one got me. @Blessed Princess

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  10. Enter your comment...hmmmmm

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  11. The flag can't be correct mbok.

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  12. meeeen! I no go die from laughing oh. ojigbijigbi

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