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Friday, April 19, 2019

Important MEMO

Please read what I have to say and say your mind cos i cant take it ANYMORE...........I cant!!!







I see DUMP all the time instead of DUMB........

Please if you are guilty of this,i hope you realise your mistake after this post and stop cracking me up,the 30 minutes or more i spend laughing,i can use it to do something else....
DUMB not DUMP....
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

What other one?




118 comments:

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    1. Between instead of BTW =BY THE WAY

      Tonto please take note!

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    2. Who made the rule that BTW cant mean Between?

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    3. Lmao
      Let Tonto not come for you!!!

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    4. One Benin boy has been arguing that it is fukanizer not Vulcanizer. Even after using the dictionary.

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    5. I noticed that a lot of all these wannabe girls in Port-harcourt uses "skelt" instead of scared. It annoys the heck out of me. Are you skelt? And they will be looking at you like you don't know English.

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    6. Most south south people always add 'O' to anything that has 'R'. It irritates me a lot. For example, when they want to say HR manager, they say HRO manager. We are visiting DPR (Dept of Petroleum Resources), for them is - we are visiting DPRO.

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    7. Anon go and read Tonto's post on Instagram today and yesterday.

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    8. That one is the worst. Immediately I see it, I no longer read the rest of your comment or post.

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  2. Am instead of I'm.
    Should of instead of should have.
    Be rest assured instead of "rest assured".

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    1. I disagree with you. It’s Rest assured Is very correct. You use rest assured when you want to emphasize your determination to do something.
      Rest assured that your complaint is being looked into. Be rest assured, I doubt if it’s correct

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    2. Anon, the wrong ones are on the left while the right ones are on the right. Except you think it's Am?

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  3. They spell it same way they pronounce it....I've seen someone spell wardrope instead of wardrobe, when I tried correcting the person, he tried correcting me back.

    Another one said its "tench" instead of "tense"...

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    1. See Blackey Pharisee
      Na who be "they?"
      No be wetin you dey yarn when you finish
      ya river Niger soup?
      😲😲😲

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    2. This wardrope can irk me ehn! And some of them are our so called graduates!

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    3. Amen - Amem

      Stool - Stood

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    4. wataguan instead of What again.

      Na Blackey dey yarn that one.

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    5. Anon, Wataguan is a slang that means 'what is going on' and not 'what again'

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    6. @Everyoung
      I no sabi slang, I sabi correct oyinbo grammar or my all man yarns.
      If you wan learn oyinbo, make you remove slang for ya diction
      You no go sabi when you go yarn am for official conversation

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    7. @Everyoung
      I no forget thank you for ya info
      Thank you.

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    8. Ever young is right. Wataguan is Patua for 'what's going on?'

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  4. Stella, let me laugh too like youπŸ˜€πŸ˜€.

    The anon used "dump" on my comment on Alex' post. Na wa!

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    1. Yes, I saw that. Hahaha!

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    2. It is 'friend' nor 'fren'😑

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  5. Taking use in place of taken.
    Being and been

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  6. Being for been and vice versa, gets me mad all the time and yea, the dump for dumb is really amazing. Like how na?

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    1. Tonto,Regina, Daniella Okeke et al... They are sitting on this table of yours Sonia

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  8. Hahaha.

    It is spelt SCHOOL not SCHOOL.
    People usually put the second O before the first, which is so wrong.
    The Second O comes before the first O.
    I really don't know what's wrong with the graduates of these days.

    Hahahaha

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    1. Wicked soul🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣I was lost for a while

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    2. Onye Pharisee

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    3. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    4. Lol... Have you taken your anti malaria medication.

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    5. Dry!!!! You forgot to add "copied".

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    6. Yabaleft escapee where are you oooo, because Highlyfavored son confuse plenty pelzons. See as I been read the post 3 times before I come burst into lafta. U wicked look πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  9. Pigs instead of pics or better still picture.

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    1. I think I saw this here yesterdayπŸ˜‚

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    2. That was a typo. Sensible people who read that particular comment knew it that. BTW, I'm didn't post that comment.

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    3. πŸ˜€πŸ˜€I saw this one yesterday

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    4. Akwa ibom people don't have the letter C, so they pronounce it as G. Example, pic/pig. Glass/Class.
      Their foam is voam. Fence is vence.
      I'm married to one.

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    5. 16:57, sensible people who read my comment know it's all for fun. So, stop tearing your pant.
      By the way, read what you wrote. Makes sense to you? What the heck is "knew it that??"
      Mschewww!

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    6. Akwa ibom also don’t have g. They say rac instead of rag, froc instead of frog. Drac instead of drag

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  10. Lieing instead of lying. Bush graduates every where you go

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    1. Pot calling kettle black. Like you're perfect.

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    2. Personal pronoun 'I' in the lower case. It should always be in the capital wherever...

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    3. You really should Google your comments here if you are in doubt as to the lecturer who taught those 'bush graduates' you refer to.

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    4. You're leading the pack of bush graduates in the world abi you don't know?

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  11. Food instead Food, people mostly put the first "o" before the 2nd, and its very wrong!

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  12. I dont even know where to start with Teejay cus he has plenty in store, where will i start correcting from?

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    1. Anon 15:59,you have made about 3 mistakes in three lines:after 'store',you should have a period or a semicolon. Also,your'i' should not be in the lowercase.
      He who lives in a glass house....

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  13. Stella no vex ooo. I don refresh tire for ihn. Are we observing the death of Christ as no IHN.

    Anyway I ate bayelsa soup with meat. Just finished eating chicken.

    Will that make me a sinner

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  14. Yaba left escapee19 April 2019 at 16:03

    They'd have easily claimed typographical error if P was next to B on the keyboard, sorry no excuse!
    The lady on the Omotola post proudly said "some of us who read this blog are not dump" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚....

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  15. Reginal instead of Regina πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  16. Lol Oginidi!
    My grammatical blunder cracked Stella up.

    Yes,no one is immune to blunders but don't be too quick like me to post your comment.
    Some might be auto-correct,some might be that you forgot your spellings but all the same let's all be patient to proofread before posting.

    I wrote 'dump' today instead of 'dumb',if there wasn't a proof I would have argued I didn't make such mistake. But guess what,I did.
    Imperfection in human.

    Proofread,ask someone to go through you comment,use google,dictionary etc.

    For the correctors biko,ejor learn to correct with love.Nobody holy pass.




    ~~~Gee-z

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    1. Your comment instead of you comment....with love☺

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  17. 'There instead of 'their'

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  18. Formal instead of former

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    1. This one irks me the most.

      Also vaginal instead of vagina

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  19. "there" instead of "their"

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  20. Mob instead of mop e.g I am mobbing my houseπŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯

    Another one redraw instead of withdraw

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    1. That mob own makes me 😭 I Kent take eeet

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  21. I see this one everywhere; typing BULGE instead of BUDGE 🀦‍♀️🀦‍♀️

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    1. This one does my head in. And they will be writing it so proudly πŸ™„

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    2. Matured instead of mature

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  22. VAGINAL/VIRGINIA instead of VAGINA 🀦‍♀️🀦‍♀️

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    1. Thamknu..its vagina people, v a g i n a, vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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  23. Happy belated birthday instead of belated happy birthday

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  24. Ahaaaaaaaaaa!
    All them Pharisee/Sadducees and Herodians don dey turn English teachers?
    So na who dey yarn that one wey sdk dey talk?
    Ajuju n' ese okwu?
    Whosai.
    Make una come join all man yarns, mbanu, I go speak and write English by force.
    You come correct them, them go send thunder find me for my big smooth nyansh. 😊😊😊
    Na so una go dey carry present do past tense, come here now dey pretend?
    Ajuju ajua. 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

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    1. Jesus died for you to change and leave ninja girls alone mbanu you refused

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    2. @Yori Yori
      You see wetin sdk dey talk?
      Which one be "ninja girls" now?😲😲😲😲😲😲
      Okay, for this my yarn, where you see NAIJA girls written there?
      And you carry Jesus sacred death come join am okwa ya?
      Make I yarn you why Jesus died; so that
      People go stop to dey -fork before marriage, shoot off pikins, snatch other people husbands,
      carry diaper contents mix for una horseband soups etc.
      Na mmehie -sin be that inugo!

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  25. my butt dey sit down comfortably on that table. English hard bikonu. sometimes my brain knows what i want to type but my hands will be typingoninown.


    i cant come and go and kee my sef ontop english language wey no be my mother tongue. if you see me make such mistake correct it in your head and waka pass. dont come and give me and your sef HBP ontop my grammatical blunder.

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  26. This is hilarious!
    Pleas please and please some of y’all should stop blaming autocorrect.
    Learn to proofread before typing the send/done button!

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    1. Did you know you wrote 'pleas' instead of 'please'?
      Smh

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      Let me take my advice of proofreading first abi?

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    3. "...practise what you preach"
      Barry White

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    4. Enter your reply...hahahaha lwkmd

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  27. The most annoying is

    Am instead of I'm

    Your instead of you're

    Is instead of it's

    Will instead of we'll

    The list is endless .

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  28. My friend is keeping marlice with me because he said he wanted to eat "basmatik" rice and I corrected him that it's basmati rice.
    It wasn't funny to me because we both have a Master's degree.

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    1. Wow so its 'marlice' I thought it was 'malice'.
      Really?
      Smh

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    2. Yaba left escapee19 April 2019 at 17:52

      Abeg shift..
      So Masters mean u must know all spellings correctly? Small time now you'd say you schooled in canada.

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    3. 'malice' not marlice.
      Lmao!
      I am laughing so hard.My Master's did not rob me of my sense of humor.

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    4. And your master degree doesn't teach you that it is malice not marlice... remove the log of wood from your eyes first...

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    5. Basmatik πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      Where Is the tik coming from !!!

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    6. Even with your masters degree you can't spell 'malice'. You and your friend are perfect for each other

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  29. Marlice kwa. oh Chim!

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  30. Sorry for your lost instead of loss.

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    1. The list is truly endless
      Theres no harm in self IMPROVEMENT at all !!!!

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  31. It is 'on your KNEES' and not 'on your KNEELS'. Too many people making this mistake.

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    1. I would have been disappointed if nobody mentioned this. Thank you

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  32. “What’s so laficious” instead of what’s so funny— by my friend who believes his English is very advanced.

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  33. The one that makes my head shake is Thank God is Friday.

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    1. Lol...it should be thank God it's Friday.

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  34. U are not alone πŸ˜‚

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  35. What other one? ? ?
    It's which other one. . .Grammarian

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  36. We can't know all spellings in the world. Just correct with love. Also, when corrected, try verify too. Some spellings maybe different but correct depending on which English language you are using. Eg: British Vs American.

    When it comes to names, I just follow the bearer's spellings. E.gs: Katherine Vs Catherine, Chloe Vs Khloe, Ifeoma Vs Ihuoma, Chioke Vs Chijioke, Mac Vs Mark, etc.

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    1. Your usage of "maybe" is wrong in the 4th sentence. The two words should be separated

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  37. All these errors I see here are mostly from 9ja people oo...

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  38. Defect instead of deflect
    Privatise instead of privatalise

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  39. Hmmmm, i did learn a lot on this post. Love this type of post that makes you to improve and see your mistakes glaring at you. One can't stop learning

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  40. Alter instead of Altar(when referring to marital vows)
    Congrates instead of Congrats
    Mob instead of Mop
    Your instead of You are
    Reason Why instead of Reason or Why

    The list is actually endless. God helps this generation because social media is not helping matters to an extent.

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  41. How about "on your kneels"? "I want to mob the floor". Sic.

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