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Monday, June 10, 2019

Monday Laugh Out Loud!


45 comments:

  1. Ofuma ofuma
    Them go even scrub main road
    But marry them Naija girls enter
    Na that time you go see cobra fang and venom
    In less than one month, she for don
    fight every wifey for street, fight husband, slap MIL aka "winch in chief", draw battle line with SILs aka
    small winches, fork BIL aka spare horse ...
    😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

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    1. Please don't go back to your pidgin write up.

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    2. Am I the only one that finds your comments irritating senseless and annoying,jezz.

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    3. my brother's actions the three of them has taught me a lot, they didn't marry all those sisters that came to our house to wash and clean oo, those guys married those in the same career path as theirs and when they came to our house they barely even know the road to the kitchen until after marriage. the koko b say be urself parents nowadays dn't judge by the cleaning and washing u can do it is by their son's choice

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  2. Lol, I think that was in the past πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  3. πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
    Some not all Sha, me i have not finish cleaning my house,na to go clean person own

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    1. Definitely not all girls only those that are born to do eye service. OjΓΊ aye.

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  4. It all depends on your social circle. It was never expected nor was it offered on my part.

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  5. Kai . Who makes these memes ??? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚

    But ain't this the truth? Lmao

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  6. chai dis na before e dey work o

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  7. hahaha...they will be so respectful

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  8. πŸ˜‚ But I beg to disagree. Not all of them. Some don't do all the chores in the house but one common thing is that most ladies are very docile on their first meet with in-laws- as per they don't want to show their real self.

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    1. I show her myself o,infact that's not me on a good day. I just decided not to follow her to the kitchen on my first visit and I'm still thanking God that I didn't because right now she'd have turned me to her help. I portray myself as a lazy person, up till now. I only do when I can,it is not mandatory abeg

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    2. Reminds me of the first time I went to visit my MIL....she said she wanted to eat pounded yam and I told her plainly I don't know how to pound yam. I asked her to show me how to and she ended up pounding the whole yam by herself.
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      She wanted to start the whole ..so my son wouldn't eat pounded yam sob story but I told her her son has changed and doesn't eat pounded yam anymore and true true my hubby doesn't eat Pounded yam

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    3. God bless your wisdom.

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  9. Not everyone abeg, when I first met my father in law, I fixed very long nails and everyone was okay with it. Nobody asked me to clean anything and I didn’t volunteer either. Anyway I didn’t even sleep over, we left after the visit.

    I always tell people don’t start what you cannot finish, you go and be doing house help up and down later you will start complaining that the in-laws have turned you to their slave. Nowadays when we travel for Christmas, I do the ones I can do and face front.

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    1. That is it don't start what you can not finish.,be you. The first time I visited my SIL the only thing I did was to eat and took the plate to the kitchen and thank them for the hospitality. There is no point trying to please anyone, if they would like you they would and if they won't there is nothing you can do about it. No time for ojΓΊ ayΓ©.

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  10. Elizabeth Bathory10 June 2019 at 21:13

    Story. If I hear.

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  11. I am kuku lazy with house chores.

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ With the way you sound,you better be rich enough to have help else your kind will live in a dirty house and be comfortable. Lazy with chores indeed

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  12. I am kuku lazy hence i married a very hardworking man. I dont even sweep in my fil's house we got a maid for him.
    My only problem is i dont like eating someones food so i cook a lot and i love cooking and sending to my fil but any other work count me out.

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  13. Lmao
    This here just reminded me of a time I cleaned my ex boyfriend’s flat. It was so dusty and scattered with cobwebs and all when I got there. I swept, mopped and arranged the entire flat, by the time I was done and my ex boyfriend’s flat mate came back, he just stared at me and asked if I did the cleaning alone. In my head, I was wondering if he thought I had spirits that worked with me. Hahahahaha
    Life! I was so in loveeee
    That girl is so different now.

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  14. So tey you wash gate..habamana
    Funny enough,I don't just know how to impress people.ordinary to pretend I like someone when I don't,that shit will be all over my face.talk more of to turn machine because of what.
    They should be the one trying to impress me.😎

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  15. hahahahaha SDK not true abeg shuuuuuuu which one be to clean gate again kwa πŸ˜€πŸ˜

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  16. Lol so people can pretend for Africa πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

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  17. I cannot start what I won't finish sha. So this is a no no. I even doubt ladies still do this now (I may be wrong).

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  18. Every body don dey claim say dey no dey pretend. So na spirits been dey sweep main road and clean gate.

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  19. Loool i didn't do such angel, no time

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  20. Trust me not all of us, nah wife dem wan marry, abi nah househelp dem dey find ?

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  21. People wey go ripe for house full hear. No wonder churches are making a killing from singles nights. Una go marry una selves

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  22. Some of us see meeting the in law as a 2 way interview. As you are interviewing me so also I’m interviewing you. How they treat and entertain me in the first day is very important. Na me go ‘leave my papa house’. You better be worth it.

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    1. I'm telling you. I was looking for any and every sign. Any perceived hostility would not have been entertained at all. My dad told me to study EVERYTHING, e said nothing is too small to be overlooked.

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    2. Way to go....

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  23. Hahahahaha ahh

    Why she no mop the interlocking tiles????


    Oshisco

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