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Sunday, April 05, 2020

Sunday In House Gists - WORST First Date Experience...

Talking about dates,some people have enough to write a book .....
Some first dates experience are so shocking that you would have to read through many times to get over the shock..






I asked a BV off the Blog her worst first date experience and her story gave me a hot slap..............

She said...

''So I met a guy on Tinder who seemed nice enough while we were chatting. We decided to meet up for a movie at the cinema since we don’t stay too far from each other. He seemed like a quiet and shy person and nothing out of the ordinary happened during the movie except he just kept staring at me but I waved it off. After the movie, he asked if I would love to have a drink with him at a bar, I obliged since he promised to get me home safely. By 7pm, we had spent 2 hours at the bar and I was itching to go home. 


We got into his car and that is where the drama started. Uncle started driving to an unknown destination. I started screaming at him because he had passed my Neighborhood only for him to give me a dirty slap. I started crying and he dashed me 3 more slaps to shut me up. Told me he had already fallen in love with me and the phone call I received from a guy made me a cheap prostitute. I was weak. He drove to an estate gate but couldn’t drive in because I was screaming too much. By this time, he had seized my phones and hand bag.


By the time we got to a major roundabout, where the traffic light was on red, I grabbed my bag and flew out of the car. He got down and chased me and we started a physical fight on the road. This guy was clearly mad as his aim was to strip me naked. Was shouting to anyone that cared to listen that I chopped his money and did not want to follow him home. 


Was Agberos that settled the matter and told him to leave me alone saying things like “Na so woman matter dey be”. I got a cab and went home with minor bruises as a souvenir from the date. I immediately deleted the Tinder app. He called a couple of times after that incident to beg for my forgiveness but when I kept blocking all the numbers he called with, even his mother who he sent to call and beg me, he got the message.

My sister also had a funny first date experience with a guy who had an erection throughout the date in the restaurant. She had to find a way to escape early.''


What is your worst first date experience?

109 comments:

  1. This will be interesting ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ

    Make I balance ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿฅค

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  2. What did I just read ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

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    1. Very scary something
      Thank God she was brave enough to run, imagine if he took be behind closed doors.

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    2. That guy is a sicko . Jezz. Women please let's be careful not to fall into these type of men hands, shuoooo. You go fear fear. Phycopath

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    3. I pity the woman that will marry that guy.

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    4. Psychopath ma ni bobo yen!

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    5. And some look harmless and 'normal'

      Tufia

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  3. That dude is sick in the head, how can a man treat a woman like she is a piece of shit.

    Thank God you escaped from him else that evil son of a bitch would have disgraced you. How much did you even ate that day, some guys are so shameless.

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  4. Very funny date ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    How could he do that? All cos of a phone call you received? Are you his property? Sick man.
    Men like this don't have respect for women.
    Have you gone on any date since that last one?

    Sluttychic.

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  5. I no get "worse date" but I go yarn my own after my observation on that yarn wey
    BV yarn Stella. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š
    Wawu!
    Very bad unsettling slap o
    You met a man -a stranger on social mmebi,
    You jump into his car go cinema
    next -bar straight to shak ogogoro (wey dey tugharia uburu -scatter brain)
    next, hop into the car for (strange) dude to drive you home -after 2 hours marathon shak? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    Wawu, it is easier to seek Jesus and get all these things the world run after; good dates, loving husband, etc. and with it all eternal life.
    Aren't what we read up there just the hazards of living outside Christ?
    Okwa sincere ajuju o. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿป‍♀️๐Ÿคท๐Ÿป‍♀️๐Ÿคท๐Ÿป‍♀️

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    1. ANG, I'm missing you so much. I had goosebumps reading your stories yesterday. Hope you're good.??

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    2. Pls get lost already, can't people meet anywhere? Or are you now insinuating that what the guy did was right? You and this your stood Okwa ajuju kamu julu. Did your husband fall from the sky? Ajuju oo

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    3. ANG you never disappoint. Happy palm sunday ANG mummy GO

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    4. @Jaunty
      I miss you too. Just remembered you when I began those yarns yesterday.๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š
      You know say na you make me drop those yarns the first time.
      I dey gidigba. Hope say ndi uta go gree make I tanda for sdk blog as their arrows
      are flying up and down. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ My sisi, stay safe and may corona no see even ya shadows inugo?

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    5. @15:49
      Make I loss?
      Wawu, this one na ogbara ohuru -new one.
      una wan make ndi ntori -kidnappers nab me ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
      nne, I did not follow my DH on our first meeting in his car after
      2 hours of dismantling dozens of ogogoro shak inugo? ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š

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    6. @Sherikiko
      Abeg o, make you no carry that ogbonge last two words wey you write there
      gum for my smooth ๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค. If Jesus dey live for inside ya life, we
      be sisters inugo ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿป‍♀️๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜ I rove you well well mmmuuuuuuhhhhh! ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

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    7. This is why rapists rarely get convicted. Because of sick people like you who blame the victim rather than the rapist. You pass judgement as if you are God. I know people like you that life has humbled. Continue.

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    8. @17:50
      Judgment? Wawu!
      Okay sorry o. If (strange) dude shak ogogoro for 2 hours, enter car
      make you hop in inugo. Make im drive you go (eternal) home inugo?
      ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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    9. The guy was wrong

      The end

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  6. Jeez i got shivers reading through this, what an animal. Met him through facebook, just wanted to chop and clean mouth, first time we mistakenly saw each other because it was unplanned, my friends and i were going to eat out in school when he called me to say that he was in my state and will like us to see, we decided to join him and have a little hangout, guy man took us to a party where who and who in the state where in attendance with their potbelly dangling here and there, before i knew it he has already started sharing us amongst the old cargoes as per olosho wey we be, my friends were so scared and asked me to do something before they use someone daughter for ritual. I had to lie to him of how i was highly disappointed for him not informing us, that we needed to go change properly and get some few things, how much the politicians were going to pay bla bla, he apologised and was so happy we were complying, he took the three of us back to our estate gate, we asked he wait there and give us 30mins to prepare. Immediately we reached my house, i blocked him on all channels and that was the end of the friendship.

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    1. Lucky escape ๐Ÿ˜

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    2. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚you were lucky!!!!

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    3. You guys were damn lucky. Some girls will be used for rituals that night, aswear. Dirty money bags. ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ

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    4. Chai...you sharp๐Ÿคฃ

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    5. Correct babes๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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    6. This your date rekindled me of something. For me it wasn’t a date it’s my friends brother I had been attracted to him as a teen for years he’s about 10 years older than me. We’d chat and all. I remember going to a club and we were flirting only for him to pass me on to his friend a guy who uprightly asked my ear “do you want my penis?” FROM THAT DAY o thought damn some men can really endanger lives. I deleted his line. He’s my friends elder bro but whatever

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  7. I've not really had bad dates, before it even gets to that part where I start seeing it as a date where we plan to meet up, we've really gotten close as per friends first and they end up treating me so well.

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  8. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

    This story beats any other story that would be sent, whaaaaaaaaaaaaat??

    Mine was one guy like that, can't remember the app I met him on?๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” We exchanged numbers and got talking, his voice was ohhhhhhhhhh, so sweet(my sister's fear men with sweet voice over the phone), we talked and finally agreed to meet at an eatery close to my house!

    Thankfully that day was my bestie's bf birthday so she came around and she followed me to see this guy oooh.... When we got outside the eatery, he called and described himself... I saw one guy wearing Chelsea jersey with kemen's and but as short as a malt bottle (not insult intended), I almost fainted, my slippers cut immediately, my heart was beating fast, I didn't believe it, direct opposite of what he said he was!! I had to beg my bestie to go in with him as I couldn't comport myself, went to fix my slippers.... By the time I came back, he has ordered food for me and him and he was using his hand to pick my chicken ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

    I just formed call, went outside, told my bestie to come out and then called him to say an emergency came up... That's how I left and I never saw him again, he sent me a stinker but I didn't care abeg!!!

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    1. Cookie what ๐Ÿ˜ see me laughing here...

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    2. LOL dude didn’t do anything wrong. He should be sending this in, you were his worst first date. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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    3. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    4. JESU ๐Ÿ™‰ ๐Ÿ™‰ ๐Ÿ™‰ ๐Ÿ™‰ CHIMOOOO ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€
      YOU SEE FOOD, RUN. TUFIA

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  9. That guy sounds sketchy from the get go. Tinder is full of loons and sickos.. the way they match with a quickness. Nah!

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    1. I don't like that app, I don't think anything good can come out of there.... It's mostly for hook-ups!!

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    2. Perx and Cookie, there will always be exceptions though. My friend met her hubby through Tinder.
      She was a cabin crew member at the time and the guy was in Dubai for a two year contract and quite lonely as he just moved into town.
      By the time his contract was over and he was to move back home to Singapore, he asked her to marry him.
      She resigned from FlyDubai and moved to Singapore and they wedded 6months later.
      They’ve been together almost 4yrs now.
      I’ve met some nice people through Tinder too, though non progressed to a romantic relationship, but we’re cool as friends.

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    3. P.S Excuse my generalization, i know good people are there but the bad ones are reallllllly bad. Congratulations to your friend. ๐Ÿค—

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  10. Pls guys pray for me... My last relationship ended 2012 and since then, I've been all by myself. It seems I suffer rejection alot. People just ghost me or disappear without a word. It's very hurtful, I'm a good person, I don't know why people treat me this way. God please open divine doors for me. I want to be loved sincerely and I want to also love the person back. I am so tired, I am extremely lonely. God please don't let this year pass me by.Amen

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    1. Aunty, you need to fast and pray very well. I had the same experience as yours. If possible go and do deliverance it's a spirit of rejection. Check out Apostle John Eckhardt's book-God's covenant for you for freedom.

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    2. African, every thing is not fast and pray. Have you thought about why bad girls get married quickly and even better, they did not spend their lives fasting and praying. There is something they are doing right.

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    3. Quickly and better are generalised fallacies


      Its not how far but how well

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  11. That guy as mental health issues, why will he treat a lady that way,is totally wrong to treat a lady that. Well I'm going to read comments,where is my popcorn ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ

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  12. ...So my own no be bad date o. But e dey worse than bad date sef.
    Ahaa, I don yarn am before, so scroll pass if you've read it before instead of shooting arrows.๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š
    I be single sisi that time, waiting for my DH to show up at God's time.
    As I land for international airport come dey clear my luggage. I noticed one "big dude" wey carry cigar for mouth dey order his "bodyguards" around.
    He tell them make them go call that girl with "heavy backside".๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ As them dey approach, I don dey disgusted already. I calmly told them to tell him that I wan't interested.
    Na so this dude and his bodyguards come begin visit my auntie o (I was staying with her then).
    He begged my auntie to beg me to at least listen to him for once. I got to know from her that he is the son of the State governor then. I warned my auntie that if she received anything from him, I will cut her off from my life.
    Next, he brought a brand new SUV and left with my auntie for me. There was nothing the woman could do because he left it outside and left the package (keys etc.) on the table.
    When he returned again, my auntie told him that I rejected it and didn't want to see him again. The cigar in his mouth fell. The woman told him a bit about me, when he asked questions. Next time he showed up, he shaved off his goatee, "stopped smoking", stopped bringing gifts. I did not know how he got my number (my auntie didn't give it.) I blocked him severally and went to lodge a report of "stalking" with the police, he got a restraining order which he did not obey at all but eventually he gave up. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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    1. So how come they know your aunt and where she lives just by looking at your backside? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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    2. You are a great storyteller and your stories are always spicy.Ooin

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    3. Perxian๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.... he probably checked out her back side on google map

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    4. @Perxian
      That dude did some amazing homework o. I guess they must have
      stalked the vehicle that came to pick me up from the airport.
      The one wey surprise me pass na to get my phone number. My number wey
      I dey hide pass my privates in those days.
      ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š

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    5. Not Locked Down5 April 2020 at 17:14

      LIร‰S!!! As usual, you couldn’t be patient to compose your own lies.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    6. Hahaha ANG, you have an idea how these men chase yet you attack those with poor judgment. Easy on em, mama.

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    7. @Locked down
      You wish they were lies okwa ya? Ndo ooo -sorry.
      I yarn truthful yarns, and you ndi uta shoot vain arrows wey no dey penetrate.
      If Sdk ask for my yarns tomorrow, I go still yarn am throway. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ

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    8. @Perxian
      I wan make those my (Naija) Sisis get good judgment, that is the aim of my truthful yarns wey you dey call "attack".
      ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š

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    9. Abeg, I don't believe any stories ANG says.

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    10. Ang.. This one na story, story.
      You went to report him for stalking.?
      Nigerian Police sabi that one?
      Son of a state Governor?
      In this Nigeria we all know?
      He just saw your ikebe and the next day a brand new car, as in tear rubber appeared. Just like that.
      Na capital lie.

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    11. Madam ang, nobody ask u for any unsolicited advice. In your deranged mind, u think you’re helping to shape the lives of ladies with your retarded, migraine inducing ‘yarns’ okwaya???
      With all your fake wishy washy stories u tell here, u think we are all dumb to believe such? Yimu!!

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    12. Haahaahaahaa, probably tailed her. If na me, my long throat go don make me collect car o. My odd date was my own fault, I made a mistake of running when I meet some guys I see as too young, poor, jobless etc.

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    13. @18:29/18:44 -one and the same arrow shooter

      Well done for all ya arrows inugo? ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜˜
      You saw "migrane inducing yarns" and you hopped in to read it "okwa ya???"
      And you spoke the same "migrane inducing okwa ya?" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
      Abeg, define "Onye Pharisees" for me again?
      I know say na cars (brand new or old), na im dey move una Naija girls.
      But not me inugo.
      The first time I yarn this tori, you still shot ya poisonous arrows.
      For me to yarn am again exactly shows you that ya arrow no dey enter ma ncha -at all. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿป‍♀️๐Ÿคท๐Ÿป‍♀️
      ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ

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    14. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ y’all just made my night except of course, THE SAINT of the century ๐Ÿ˜.

      Perxi, iri worski ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ.

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    15. Perxian, the first time I read this particular lie, I asked more than that your question and told her straight up how much of a liar she was! The next thing, she replied, crying all over the place.
      Please ignore her, anything for attention is just her thing...

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    16. @Mama Mia
      This issue of attention is what I don't get. Anyone seeking attention should have a blog ID at least.

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  13. Me i be shaky shaky mummy, even as a chic back then i would never try such. E don tey wey bad things dey world.

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  14. They guy is crazy. A date: I always go mentally prepared, with an open mind and it must be at your house. ๐Ÿ˜

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    1. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚one needs mental preparations for real lmao !!!!

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  15. @Anonymous 14:33, it's like this your backside is your unique selling point๐Ÿ˜‚

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  16. Hahahahahahah this is the craziest first date experience I am reading that left my mouth hanging. And here I was thinking I have seen or read it all.

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  17. Lol
    Firstly, online dating app is a no no.
    Secondly, some app have been bastardize e.g Tinder, inmessenger and baddo.. if you're not an hoelosho, you shouldn't be there. I know some of you that are there would come here to come and argue nonsense to clear your guilt but forget it. If you know you know. And I'm not just talking of here in Africa alone,so don't come and tell me what I don't know. If I'm in a relationship with a girl and see some certain apps on her phone, EOD. Though there are few innocent ones,but when something is above average, it's ok to define in general term and not it's exceptions.

    So apparently, this said guy believe this babe is an hoelosho who wants to 'maga' him after the cinema and bar trips.. you know the rest. These are the kind of things that befall entitled people. If you won go cinema, use your money go, or raise the offer of splitting the bill, you won't die. Except he insist on taking care of it, don't zero your mind that he's doing it without expecting a return of Investment.

    Bless

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  18. My own was when I went to use the atm in front of my school then with my friend, a man who was using the atm too as well stuck up a conversation with me and pleaded for my number to hang out later in the day, I gave him because exams had finished and we were bored at home having not traveled back home yet, he called in the evening and picked up my friend and I, explained he was a military officer, bla bla, along the way we headed to an eatery to eat then said he wanted to go pick some thing at home so we could still check out some other places, that's how this broad drove to military base oo, if you are familiar with it you will know how big it's always like with bushes here and there, he drove and drove , by now it was completely dark, my friend was already scared, I was sha using one mind and did like I wasn't scared, he finally got to his house and then he started saying why dont we all just chill in his house instead of going out again now that it was already dark, then started making remarks about how he loves how I and my friend were bursty and how he would like to enjoy us, long story we sha discerned he wanted to have a threesome with us, he began flaunting wads of cash in our faces to entice us, my friend urged me to quickly think of something because we were in the middle of nowhere and he could do something to us and no one would know, I just formed a quick call and pretended that my lecturer called me to quickly come for a rehearsal in my department at that time because we were theater arts students, he started ranting that why, noo we shouldn't answer our lecturer joo, that he would give us money, I said ha no ooo our lecturer would fail us that he is very wicked, we sha convinced him that we would come back that he would come and pick us when we were done as it was a night rehearsal and we would give him the best night of his life, he sha dropped us at the front gate gave us money and drove us, immediately he left we picked madt race to our hostels and blocked his number straight , I have quite a few sha, another one i was almost raped on the first date, God has been saving me from wayback sha ha

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  19. This post came at the right time...

    Recently a particular guy has been sending me DM on IG, out of boredom I replied him and we got talking i realised we went to same high school but different department. he

    He later asked of my phone number which I later gave to him...

    Weeks later he invited me over to his house which I declined, i later accepted the visitation the second time due to lock down that was going to start.

    When I got to his house, he offered me minimee chinchin and iced water, I'm not kidding, like he brought a container from his fridge filled with water not even a bottled water or sachet water. I poured some water into the glass cup he brought and drank then opened the chinchin and have some too.

    He tuned to a musical channel and I was nodding my head to the songs aired, before I know what was happening he started rubbing my hand, then back I told him point blank that I'm not comfortable with what he was doing he stopped and resumed back again..

    My people, I stood up, carried my small bag and told oga I was leaving because I was extremely pissed. Na so I take leave him house.

    He has been calling and chatting me since I have refused to pick his call neither reply his message, I dont have time for nonsense....

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    1. Well, it’s his house and water is water no matter how it’s packaged. What’s there to be serious about?

      He’s a creep tho, tryna score on a first. ๐Ÿคฃ

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    2. He stopped when you asked him to. That's a huge plus. He may have misinterpreted your actions. Bear in mind some ladies would have encouraged him and they would have hooked up that day. Also, some men in his position would have ignored and raped you.

      Unless you're someone who wants a chaste Christian, then it was good you blocked him.

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    3. High schools now have different departments??
      I thought that was college.

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    4. I'm trying to understand the water part.

      So even if I have boiled water at home, once I have a guest,I must go and buy bottled water or sachet water?

      Abeg, what type of water do you drink in your house?

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  20. Ha,
    I was about a guy I met in a seminar. After talking for a while on phone, he asked me out on a date. I asked him to meet me at a mr bigg restaurant close to me. When I got there, he was waiting, wearing a very oddly coloured v neck inner top on another top, looking so rough. Hmmm, he asked me to order, I told him water was ok, he ordered for meat pie. My people, I have not met someone that eats so horribly. Chewing meatpie so noisily with all the saliva and molars showing while at it. Gosh, I was highly irritated and almost threw up there, I couldn't cope, I just ran out of the restaurant, boarded the next available keke without looking back. I ran for my dear life. That guy called ehen! I told him something came up. Blocked him omo! Abeg guys, cleanliness is next to godliness.

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  21. Mine was some years back when I was about 21years old. My best friend's male cousin kept on telling me how his very "rich" friend saw my pictures on his phone and was disturbing him that he liked me. I refused his requests to meet with that his friend several times. Guy man no wan rest, he kept on sending different Italian shoes and bags to me, and I was so crazy about shoes so I kept on collecting until I couldn't say no to meeting him anymore.
    The fixed date to meet him came, he came with his convoy of five cars, ( him and his friends moved around together) refused to come down from his car saying he's a titled man, ( shebi at this point I was supposed to decline going out with them? My ojukokoro didn't allow me) this and that! I kuku entered the car. Very cute guy with a nice smell, everywhere smelt so expensive. We drove to a very local but big joint here in Jos and we ordered for drinks and and isiewu. By the time we finished eating ( we didn't discuss while eating, it was just him and his friends that gisted in Igbo language all through) he whistled and one of his friend's brought a box and gave to him. Guy man stood up and looked at me and said nwanyiocha mally me while opening the box of ring! I was so surprised. Imagine! Marry who? How? Today today wey I meet you? I told him to take things slow and the next thing he said was " I have tell you 'hohaly' mally me" I just stood up and made to leave, next thing he said was don't walk out 'for' me, I am still talking. Before I knew it his friends had blocked the whole place that I should pay for all those shoes and bags I had collected. Luckily for me, the owner of the joint's son came and recued me. E for really bloody that day.
    PS I am not very good in narrating so u may not understand how or what the situation looked like. But since that day, I no dey collect gifts from toasters oo.

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    1. Ezigbote nwanyiocha mally me๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ....

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    2. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
      Lmao !!!
      Kai !!!
      I'm imagining your facial expression.... the moment he said he was a titled man I knew it would end in tears ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    3. Lolzzzz ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ @ nwanyiocha mally me. Ezi Bida feeling entitled. Mtchweee .

      Check him out now and you'll marvel at the kind of beautiful woman he married. Thank God you know your onion. Some women and money, you go fear now.

      Nwanyiocha mally me,biko ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

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    4. This is very funny honestly ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    5. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃyou for mally am nau.

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    6. He must be an Anambrarian to ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
      Nwanyi ocha malli me... Lmao

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    7. Hahahaha thank God for you o

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  22. I still laid another curse on this guy called Tony yesterday.
    I met him on a mingling app called badoo in 2009. We got talking and before long, we migrated to calls and text messages. Some 2 months later, he invited me to lunch at mama Cass,Asokoro. I remember that in the course of our chats on BBM,he had told me his phone was hanging and I told him God would give him a better one. He asked about my model and I innocently or stupidly told hm-I was using the BB Bold 5. It was the latest at the time.

    Fast forward to the date,NEPA struck so my battery was flat. I had a nokia 200 phone I was using for my glo line. I had to take it along so I could call my date if the need arose. Although he was already at Mama Cass before he prompted me to be on my way. I got in and was ushered upstairs by him. We sat and he told me I could make my order. I asked for time to catch my breath after the ride from Nyanya.

    Moments later, I noticed that he kept checking his phone and watch. I did not ask any questions. He then explained that his friend had gone to help him pick up his car from the mechanic but he couldn't reach his friend and he suspected it was his phone issues again. He added that he forgot to tell the friend he had left the office for Mama Cass and did not want to make him suffer after the car pickup favor.

    Next thing, he asked to use my phone . I willingly gave it to him and he dialed the number. He casually asked why it was not my bold 5 and if it was so special that he could not touch it. I innocently explained that there was no light when I left home and that I plugged it in so that it could charge before our evening chats. He said nothing. Awhile later, started complaining about the network and suggested making the call outside. People of God! I waited and waited and waited. He did not come back in o. I started feeling self-conscious plus my curfew was 6pm. I had to pick my things and head downstairs. I looked around and still did not see him. I asked the doorman and he said a lot of people had since come in and gone and as such he could not place the particular person I was looking for. I walked up and down the street till I got to AYA roundabout-that was when it clicked! He was a thief.

    I felt so so so used, foolish, stupid and naive. After crying for a while,I boarded a bus back home. I tried the number but he wasn't taking calls. So I texted him the following "Tony ,God knows your name and address. For this thing you did to someone who only wanted to help, may you never find help in life."
    I have never tried to find him neither do I remember his face. I just know that calamities are never going to leave him alone.

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    1. This is pure wickedness. God will pay him back. It seems 90% of men in these dating apps are fake.

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    2. This is so sad, I can only imagine

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    3. Sorry love. God has already paid him back in his own coin. What a wawu. Miscreants every where.

      Thank God you didn't go out with the Bold 5, cos that was his target. If you had ordered food, your case would have been the case of O.Y.O (on your own ). Wickedness in the highest standards. Olomaje

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    4. Spoiler alert,bold 5 wasn't released untill 2011.

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    5. Sorry dear but can't stop laughing at your comment...

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    6. Omg!!! This same thing happened to my sister in 2011 in abuja as well. One guy offered to get her a job. They met at a fast food joint in wife, and that's how he took her phone and pretended to make a call and dissaperared. I'm sure it's the same guy

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    7. Are you sure the blackberry you've been on about is a bold5? Because, I'm certain the bold5 wasn't out then...

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  23. My worst fear as a teenage was meeting strangers mostly males... I am an extrovert behind my phone but freaks out once there is plans for us to meet. The only real date I ever had was my hubby coming to my hometown to meet me for the first time
    But I follow friends to meet their date wella

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  24. My worst date ever happened during my NYSC. There's this guy that attends the same fellowship with me and he has been asking me out. On that fateful day we had a corpers meeting and afterwards i decided to go out with him for a date. But he insisted he gets to him house first. So we left the meeting together. When we got to his house, he brought out some films for me to watch while he's at it. I became uncomfortable when i noticed he was deliberately delaying and it was getting late. He went to his neighbours for something then came back. He told me it will be difficult for me to get a bike to my lodge that i should just spend the night at his place cos it was already dark. I refused. Next thing he locked the door and he undressed, he was erect already. He told me he must have me that night. I started crying he brought out a knife that he will stab me if i refuse him. This is my church member o. He told me to undress. I was crying like a baby. After a while i took the bible on his table and used the Bible to beg him. But he didnt bulge. I noticed that the restroom was outside so i stopped crying and started undressing. When he saw this he became a little relax. I then told him he needs to shower before we do anything.so he took his towel and went to have his bath. I ran out like a mad woman. I crossed the road to the other side . it was very very dark outside. I didnt know where i was running too but i just wanted to go very far from his house. I fell and got up again and continued running into the bush. I later stopped at a shade. I laid on the bench by the shade to sleep cos it was too dark and i didnt know where i was. It was the longest night of my life. The moment it was bright enough i left. I hear the horn of cars hooting so i knew i was close to the road. Because i ran away i left my bag with my wallet at his place. I walk back home from the road, i was very dirty from the fall, just walked back to my lodge and it was quite a distant. I never dated any BROTHER again. I thank God i was not raped that night. We later met again in the fellowship but of course i dey give him max gap and zero communication. I just served my country commot for the state no look for any husband material again.

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    1. Most of those church brothers are the worst. You become relaxed thinking they are on the same page with you as a brother in Christ. However, most are wolves in sheep's clothing. They simply display a show of religiousness but no godliness at all.

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    2. Wait, you didn't report this demon to your pastor or to the police? Do you know how many women you could have saved if you reported this monster?! These demons are brazen because victims keep quiet. Please let's stop hiding these monsters. Expose them!!!

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    3. I thought as much. You should have reported him to your leaders to save others from falling prey.

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  25. I started attending a church. A fire brand church. So one uncle in the church was a prayer warriors. He is among the prayer team n he kept inviting me to his place. He said he was looking for a wife and he wants to get to know me. After so much pressure I agreed to visit him. Brothers and sisters in the yard. That's how I pass so many gutters in Masaka B4 I finally got to the face you I slap you zinc house. I still maintain my peace bc I felt a man can't be judge bc he is poor. I was finally ushered into his house. He was using a kerosene stove in this generation. I was livid when I saw a black and white tv screen at his place. He had to hit the TV with his hands at the back B4 it cud start. chai. I was still trying to understand the level of poverty when he ask to kn about me. I told him where I work n where I schooled. Small things n he was like he owns a chemist shop. N then he jump from that to he likes me for marriage bc am am slim n can be bent over into so many positions for sex, n I forget to say, he said he was hungry n was cooking indomie inside that small room with a stove. The smell from that stove alone n his fan that was so small. I felt I will die of carbon monoxides emmision. Then the sex talk just spoil my mood bc he pretends to be a prayer warrior. I pretended to receive a call n I escape from there. I got home n refuse to pick his call. Behold prayer warrior uncle started sending text messages insulting me . I did not reply him. He said, I have bad attitude that's why I am yet to see husband. Well I block him. One day I was in church and I heard the man of God asking him why he has decided to infect half of the ladies in church with HIV. I was suprise when he reply is the devils work. I was even more suprise when one aunty in the choir started crying because she was his fiance . She has been infected. I was shock to think a lady will allow that uncle to sleep with her in that smelling poverty infected house all in the name of wanting to answer Mrs. Shortly after he left the church. Well aunty choir is still infected and always comes out for healing when ever they mention HIV cases.

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  26. Nawaoooo, filthy dirty fool. Only him na ogbenye, only him na amusu , (he's poverty stricken and a wizard on top).

    He was purposely distributing that shit. Ask him now and he'll say he's doing it cos a woman infected him.

    Poverty really affected his brain. Odikwa egwu ooo ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

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  27. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ *faints*

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  28. That's why I don't date. No woman is worth my precious time and money. Watch movies at home, go to bed and rub one out. Thwn sleep off and wake up with my money still in my pocket. It is weird that now that I find my way around ladies' crap that they tend to throw themselves at me. Who get time?

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    1. 6:54

      That's an empty and lazy way to live

      Gather your balls and search for a reasonable lady not throw baby with bathwater approach simply because you do not want to muster courage and do the needful

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    2. Rub one out rub one out na so you turn 54 still dey rub

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  29. Mine was post date oooo. I was serving in one of the South South states. I remembered my toilet got blocked, I called the landlord who sent a plumber to come and check it for me. Boy was cute and boy he spoke good English. He even borrowed a book and I like people that read. We started hanging out, just gisting majorly or going to watch boys play ball on the field. One day, he invited me to his house and as a friend, I went. He was still living with his mother but I didn't want to judge him based on poverty level. Soon after, Uncle starrstasking me out, claiming to be a pastor and he wants to marry him. I used subtle wats to chase him but he refused. So I proposed a date, our first proper date.
    We got to the beach, he ordered soft drink while I took beer. He was so broke he couldn't pay for the drinks, so I paid. Unfortunately, rain started drizzling; since my house was closer, we went straight there. He complained of being atsmatic, benevolent me, offered him to come in and change. Uncle removed his clothes, I gave him my indoor shorts and a shirt. Showed him where he'll iron his clothes till they get damp. After a while, I told him he should be going home because it was getting late, he claimed he left his key at home and his mother has gone out. That he'll wait for some time till she sends someone to come get him since she knows he's at my place. I believed him, I took a shower and went to bed. Told him to let me know when they come to call him. Deep in my sleep, I felt hands squeezing my breasts like he was searching for radio channel. I woke up groggy, thinking I'm tipsy from the small alcohol I took. I got up, went to the toilet and came back, he was still there. I asked him if they haven't come to call him yet he said yes. I said he shld lie on the couch and sleep and I laid down to continue sleeping. I barely slept ten minutes when I felt someone squeezing my breasts. I opened my eyes and I saw him in his boxers breathing heavily beside me. Sitting up, Uncle what's your problem ki len wa lomu mi. He started begging that he wants to do, since I'm his betrothed it wasn't a sin. Me betrothed to who? He told me he has locked the door and he's good I bed. Ha! Mogbe, have I not put myself in trouble like this. That's how the struggle started. I was panting, scared, fighting and begging, not knowing it was getting him aroused. When I noticed this, the game plan changed. I smiled and looked at him in the most seductive way I knew how and said I liked the rough play as foreplay. Rubbing his chest and kissing his cheek I ask Uncle to remove boxers let me give him a blow job for turning me on well. He said he doesn't need blowjob because the fight turned him on. That moment I knew I had entered one chance. I insisted o. So he removed boxers that looked like basket ball shorrts, then I saw a tight boxers that these wrestlers wear; urging him he removed that one as well, only for me to see pant. Abi Uncles banana is now onion that he wrapped like that. Looking for bulge I didn't see any sign of erection. My mind came down small, I urged him to remove the pant and he gladly did. You won't believe what I saw. The tiniest banana in the history of mankind. It looked like that of a 5year old boy that was erect. I looked at it and I just bursted into laughter, forgetting the fight and plan. I laughed for ten minutes before I asked him if this is what he used to fuck girls and they call him a good lover. Uncle answered yes, i told him point blank that my pinky would do a better job bringing me an orgasm because my pinky is twice the size of his banana. Uncle was deflated and the fingerling got deflated as well. He wore his clothes quietly and found the way out of my house. I never saw him till I passed out

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