*1, We just got engaged
*2, I live with my boyfriend
*3, We have been together for 5years
*4, He had credit in my name
*5, I call his mother and she calls me also🤣🤣( Stupid single)*
*6, I stay at his place
*7, He post my pictures on social media and use my pictures as his dp
*8, He comes to my house everyday*
*(end of discussion single)*
*9, We have done introduction and my boyfriend travelled abroad
( living in bondage single)*
*10, All his family know I’m his future wife*
*11,He has brought wine and kola to my kinsmen since last year(Very much single)*
*12,All his friends call me "Our Wife" ( Aunty you're extremely Single)*
Choi, this is terribly hilarious.Lol
ReplyDelete😂😂😂 I basically am cracked
DeleteMake Una no let some ladies enter depression o.
DeleteHe loves me and I love him
Wicked single.
You can have a boyfriend and still be looking for husband 👀.
DeleteUntil u are married better know u are single.
True BnR, I usually tell people boyfriend/girlfriend can be different from husband/wife
Delete🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteHehehehe @ Very much single and living in bondage single. Na wa!
ReplyDeleteCynthia darling, you know the Koko.
DeleteThose two singles are the worse set of singles. Very frustrating 😆😆😆😆
Hey you guys should stop mocking single ladies or men. You can be single today and married tomorrow. Even as a married woman I feel their pain, I have a sister who is a mature single lady and I feel bad for her and pray for her all the time. She's not in any of the categories above, in fact she does not have any body at all. If you find any body in any of those categories above, rather than mock them or laugh at them, if you can talk to them, do so. Desperation is like a mental/psychological problem, it can make one do stupid things that you regret when you are in a sane frame of mind. Everybody needs love, both men and women and our society is hard on women who are single an matured. Nobody chose to be single without a husband, societal pressures can drive them into doing some stupid things like those things above to get hooked. My sister wanted to get herself involved in a very toxic connection two years ago in the name of trying to get a man and we all raised alarm then she stopped.
DeleteThat one should be wicked-single cos after introduction in the east, they see you as married. So in a way you are stuck. In other examples, the girl can breakup and move on with her life. But that introduction and abroad eh, real bondage.
Delete@anon I agree with you that the society is unfair to singles, but please encourage your sis to hold her head up and laugh about it. It's not a death sentence, far from that. It's a fun season you can use for personal growth, spiritual growth, career and legit money chase. Let her never have a woe-is-me or pity-me countenance. Never. Live fully & intentionally. Let her also not settle for trash. We read chronicles here from both singles and married alike, and I dare say chronicles of the married seem more pitiful. The post above is banter but good advice, so we are just catching fun. Both singles & married are laughing cos we've all experienced it or know someone who has. Men were deceivers ever, but we still love 'em.
DeleteSigh no more ladies, ladies sigh no more!
Anon I6:34 sharp! I am single nd laughing my ass out
DeleteHilarious but the truth. After all when filling forms, you won't write in a relationship in the column for marital status.
ReplyDeletefact!!!!!
Delete😂😂😂
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂.. But seriously, some girls will still fall for all this and stay put like mumu.
ReplyDeleteHi deary🖐️🖐️!! Happy new week nna oo.
DeleteChisom wish you same.🙄🙄but afraid is catching me the way your greeting came o!.and for the fact you added 'nna'hian!
DeleteJeru are u thinking what im thinking😅
DeleteAt anon, ain't thinking nothing o! 🙄🙄🙄
DeleteStella don't break this table oh! What about those "we already have kids together" 😂
ReplyDeleteCall me 🤙
That's nonsense single😂😂😂
DeleteThat one is were Asin madness single
DeleteHahahahahahahahahahahahaha. This is not nice na
ReplyDeleteThat "his friends calling you our wife" is the highest scam ever.
ReplyDeleteCyclone darling, I think the living in bondage single is the highest scam ever.
DeleteI knew a lady that was living in bondage for 13years.
I will never allow any yeye friend call me "Our wife" I'd make sure to warn you never to call me that again and remind you what my native and English name is, Ndi oso Chi egbuu🙄🙄.
DeleteChisom it has become a norm in Igbo land to call women who are still looking for where to stand with one leg in so called family she want to get married to 'our wife' just to make you feel you already their wife. This life no balance at all. 😩😩
Delete😁😁😁😁
ReplyDeleteNa wah 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteLmao @ you can never have sence single.
ReplyDeleteYou follow dey d dey na. 😜😜😜😜😜
Deleteliving in bondage single.
ReplyDeleteAunty you're extremely sinlge .
hahahahhahhha
We have kids together...single by nature😁
ReplyDeleteShe is the mother of my kids...
DeleteWicked single
😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteVery wicked, chai no respect.
DeleteHahaha 😂😂😂😂😂 living in bondage single, are some women still that stupid and naive?
ReplyDeleteAnd the very much single, these two can be frustrating 😆😆😆
Very stupid single 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteGod have mercy😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
Stella 😂😂
ReplyDeleteStella na true, i was a victim of *11 hahaha
ReplyDeleteI have 20 suitors, I'm just trying to make my choice...single personified.
ReplyDeleteSingle by nature😂😂
DeleteHahaha
DeleteLol this no 9 no be small living in bondage singl😆😆😆
ReplyDeleteI don laugh tire 😂😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteIt's hilarious but not far from the truth
ReplyDeleteSingle women una don see oba.
ReplyDeleteMen nko?
That's eeh we don hereram no be small thing. God is our strength.
DeleteThe only ppl that gets to have fun are the married.
Deletethey sleep with several men and bring the pregnancy to their husband
it doesnt matter how lousy, nasty or a bully to her kids and maids, in naija society, she is an angel
We've been engaged for over six years now 🙆😣 Lord of the Rings single 😂😂
ReplyDeleteNo 7 is lit. Goodness this hilarious but true.
ReplyDeleteLoud ooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteLoud the mic🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤
ReplyDeleteLol..
ReplyDeleteIt is well.
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 my ribs oooo... I know someone whos living bondage single but I pray her wish comes through...
ReplyDeleteLolzzz
ReplyDelete🤣🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteI remember telling bobo that there is nothing like engaged. until we are married, we are single. this thing caused a fight between us that time. it was december last year, they had a get together at their office, so they asked them to invite their partner that's how all his co-workers came with their girlfriends and they started asking everyone for their name and relationship status. all the aunties that they brought were shouting engaged, engaged upandan. when it got to me I said I was single and raised my hands. lmao. and they went all ha....I was like, its like these ones are not ok. when a guy starts dating them and discusses marriage with them once they just accept that he wants to marry them true true. lmao, just last week bobo was now describing one of the girls to me that she and the guy already broke up. I just said OK and he gave me side eyes. lmao
ReplyDeleteLol, You're a babe and more. It's either one is married or they are single, as easy as that.
DeleteInteresting.....e be like say you don jassi before you enter the game.
DeleteThat year we no know o.
We dey carry the thing for head like mad till we enter no chance O.
Thank God for second chances because na gutter straight o.
Yes babe, it's either you are single or married. I can't pretend when it comes to love. I don't play with my life.
DeleteNice one !!
DeleteFunny but not funny.
ReplyDeleteSinglehood and TTC phase especially if you are well advanced in age can make you question God and even yourself down to outrightly querying your parents.
To anyone passing through this phase, believe me: THIS TOO SHALL PASS AND SOONEST TOO. 🙏🙏
Amen in Jesus name, settled !!!
DeleteAmen in Jesus name, settled !!!
DeleteA big Amen 🙏
DeleteSo many supposedly married ladies with kids on this table.
ReplyDeleteThis is not funny, God helps us to locate our true love.
ReplyDeleteI am not on any but I am single AF
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