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Sunday, October 04, 2020

Sunday In House Gists - Silence Is Golden Unless You Have A Child...

 Do you know the phrase ''Silence is golden unless you have a child?Let me try to explain it to you in case you are new on this Blog......

The silence is golden moment is that moment where everything goes quiet in the house and then you momentarily forget that you have kids who might be up to no good....

You suddenly remember you have kids who should be playing around and then you go looking for them and discover why they are quiet.....lol

I had lots of silence is golden moments when my Bambinos were little boys and i cannot tell you the shock i felt seeing my son shaving off his curly hair that i adored or the time i ran into one shaving like he watched his father do......

Or when i walked into the kitchen and saw food all over,and even on the white walls...splashed food oh....

The silence is golden unless you have a child moments are for those with little kids like in the illustrating photo.......

We have made lots of silence is golden moments here that you can look up on google with the same headlines...

Do you have any hilarious tales from silence is golden moments or did you start crying when you walked into your child to see what had happened?

I heard of a little girl that was found drinking water in the Toilet and another looked for Mummys used sanitary towel and was chewing on it (throws up)


Lets gist!!!

72 comments:

  1. Haa,I can never forget oo,how my son when he was about 2years went into the room and was licking my body cream,it was cocoa butter and smelled like icecream,by the time I got there,he had already finished like half of the container,my heart somersaulted,i gave him palm oil first,before we got to the hospital,he vomited all he ingested.It's funny now when i remind him especially when he's forming "I'm all grownup"☺️

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    1. Lol. Children can frustrate one's life.

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    2. WowπŸ™„πŸ™„thank goodness he is fine.

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    3. Oh wow.
      Thank God it ended well.
      Please mothers, giving palm oil to neutralizer ingested poison or substance is not advisable, it could even worsen the case.
      Best bet is to rush to a close by hospital intact.
      Activated charcoal solution helps too.

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    4. My son of 2+ does this too.. Whenever I am not watching him, he'll start licking the body cream and if caught in d act, he will say "its akamu" mummy it is sweet. I can't just shout.. Now i hide the body cream carefully.Yesterday my eldest son of 4+ sat down and was moody.. I asked him " Jesse, are u OK? He replied "leave me alone mummy, u are giving me headache"
      Just negodu my son telling me I am giving him headache because I always shout. It's alright..

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  2. Hahahahahaha. Can't wait to experience that oh. Lol

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    1. I used to kill cockroaches when I was a child and wouldnt let them waste. I would tell mum, 'mo pa ayan, mo so senu'
      I murdered a cockroach and av thrown it inside my mouth.

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  3. Many have their heads glued to social media and do not even remember that
    they have kids in the first place.
    πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

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  4. I don't have kids but I remember a moment our long standing fridge fell on me because of an orange heist which I didn't even like.
    I can only imagine the shock on my mums face when she came into the kitchen and not only found her fridge on the ground but also found a 6yr old me underneath it sleeping because I was tired of screaming for help.
    God is the guardian of children

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    1. Lucky you. Indeed God is the guardian of children.

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    2. God is truly their guardian.

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    3. Hmmm only God can help parents. Someone was giving testimony in church today how her 3 years old daughter off the cooking gas and brought down the frying pan of plantain, she was confused if the child did it without being hurt and had to ask her husband if he was the one that put off the cooker.

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  5. Its only God that can help someone. Imagine if it was a chemical, its God that watches over little children jere

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  6. 🀣🀣🀣🀣The picture up there cracked me up

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  7. There was a time my son climbed to get shaving sticks from where I put them and shaved his eye brow and that of his sister.

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. 🀣🀣🀣

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    3. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ƒ

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    4. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚....I am sure they looked so funny

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    5. Lol
      Just imagine how they will look.

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    6. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    7. 3Amigos Bread @ 6 Okesalu St, Ikotun. 081385163284 October 2020 at 18:48

      πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

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    8. Hahahaha. Was it Denrele that inspired them?

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    9. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣😁😁😁😁

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    10. 🀣🀣🀣. They looked funny. I noticed something was off in their look. I took a second look and noticed the shaved brow.

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  8. My Small cousin, age 6 went for babysitting weekend that year and after 2days my in-law called, the devil gave my small cuz razor and she was slashing anything could go through... Mosquito net, sofa just anything and when I asked her what happened, she was only describing how she did it.

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  9. My Aunt had just painted her house, and my niece, I think she was about 3/4, thought it was the best time to display her drawing and colouring skills. My Aunt could not shout. We sha told her the drawing and colouring was nice. Lol. She repainted her house again. She had my niece watch them paint o, and told her not to do that again.

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    1. πŸ€£πŸ˜€πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜… so nice and thoughtful of your Aunt.

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  10. How I love kids!😍 I can't wait to get married and have mine.πŸ€—

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  11. What is she feeding her baby, oh my! My niece own was to pic anything and insert into her nose. Smh! #spotremover

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  12. My son was almost 2 years at the time...I was in the sitting room happy he was not disturbing,until I went to check on him. All my aboniki balm he had already pack everything on his head. New Balm oo. Infact that day ehn he just closed his eyes and stayed in the room. I used hot water to bath him even me that was bathing him my whole eyes and body was peppering me.

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    1. Chai....... Hahahahahahahahaaa.....
      The boy forgot how to cry.lol

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  13. Kids are the best but those silent moments and the aftermath destruction and actions isn't ohhh πŸ¦‹

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  14. See the way she designed the face of the little cutie inside the crib. Future makeup artist πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  15. My son is always doing 1or2 anytime he is quite
    So I now follow him bomber to bomber ever since he emptied container of coconut oil on himself

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  16. I remembered when my kid sister @ 2 years pooped in our drinking cup and covered it in the cup rack... Watin we nor see for that girl handπŸ˜…... She is 13 now, acting like a big sist but still giving us some teenage golden moments.

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  17. I bought 3 rat gum and kept them ontop of the dispenser, my son of 1yr6 months pushed the dispenser until the rat gum fell, he proceeded to open it and got himself trapped.
    You can imagine my fear when I saw him struggling to distangle himself. Thank God for groundnut oil

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    1. πŸ˜€πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ chai just trying to picture the whole thing.

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    2. Chai... I swear e no easy

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  18. I can't leave my daughter alone, when I don't hear her voice and call her,no answer,I know I'm in hot soup. Somebody that relentlessly drank one full bottle of lonart syrup. To give her the 5ml was war but she finished the whole bottle in one minute and was laughing. I nearly died of stroke. Can't even type what the second one does, nothing moves without her chasing it, catching it and eating,be it cockroach. It's safe to say we don't need cats, all the rats know this one. raising kids is not child's play.

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    1. LMAOOOOOOOOOO see how Ewedu almost flew out of my nose..🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣😁 @ you don't need cats.

      Kpele, I can't wait to have mine.

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    2. Jesus!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Laughing so hard here.. This blog sweet I swear.

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  19. Just this morning while dressing for church, I was doing my makeup only for me to look back and saw my 20months old daughter sulkin on my bottle of conditioner. I screamed and cleaned her mouth. Only God can help us.

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  20. May God help us with these kids.

    If we stay 5mins and don't hear my four years old son voice, the way we will all scamper to look for him ehn. Cos he will be busy doing one mischievous thing.

    The other day we saw him at the back with screwdriver when we asked, he said he is repairing generator.

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    1. Congrats. U have an electrical engineer.

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    2. Watch him with tools. That is a dangerous move.

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    3. πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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  21. I once caught my niece stirring toilet water with a straw and sucking on it.

    My daughter once thrashed my phone in the kitchen bin when she was 2. I find that phone tire.
    They said they wanted to wash for me, and they emptied all my detergent.


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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Shey you allowed them to wash, sha?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  22. About 30 minutes ago I went into the kitchen to fix lunch for my 5 months ago baby oga was singing when I left moments later everywhere was silent went in to check on him lo and behold oga has covered his face with a blanket only for me to take it off and saw him smiling

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    1. Awwwwww...smiling part got me.
      Children are blessing from God

      Baba God please bless my womb.

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    2. He will Dear.. U shall testify soonest dear.. U will have them plenty and even get tired.

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  23. I am currently typing and holding my 6+ months baby with the other hand, since she learnt how to crawl like 3 weeks ago, she hasn't been able to sit still!!
    I just throw her in her play pen when I get tired of holding her.
    I have taken care of babies in the past but this babe is so hyper mehn.
    Can't even start imagining what the coming months will look likeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. She is like my 7 months old daughter.. U will even ask is this one crawling or walking.. Very fast.. So hyper active.. May God see us through.

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    2. She is like my 7 months old daughter.. U will even ask is this one crawling or walking.. Very fast.. So hyper active.. May God see us through.

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    3. My baby did not start crawling until she was 8 months, now I can't leave her alone, she crawls with lightning Speed.
      She now climbs the bed and comes down at will

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  24. Where will I start from?

    Is it when my child drank details, and then kerosene 😨

    Or when he put orange seed in his ear and we only found out when we saw something budding from his ears, and a horrible smell from his ear.

    Or when the other one put cotton in his nose and will trying to remove it, pushed it in the more.

    How i survived these times,only God knows.

    It's well with every parent and guardian πŸ˜„

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  25. I cannot wait to have my own children and experience silent is golden moment.

    May God continue to protect all children.

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    1. Amen.
      As for me, what my daughters has done to me I cannot type it all.
      Most times I get confused bcos I don't know who did what.

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  26. Kids are amazing ❤️
    Can't wait to have mine

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  27. My silence is golden moments always leaves me speechless and sometimes I feel like crying sef.I have two beautiful daughters 3 and 5 now, My 3 year old has suddenly fallen in love with makeup and myb4 years old nail vanish. My 3 year old opened and spilled my expensive lancome serum.those serums are not cheap but last for a while which is why I manage to buy them. So am always dragging her away from my dresser but she somehow goes there when am not looking. And she must open one bottle or lipstick, even anything to put on her smooth pretty face. So that day was my newly bought serum and I felt like murdering. But I thought it over and went to cry at the couch.More than. Hundred dollar wasted and I can't even vent my anger on her as that won't bring my serum back.

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