LMAO......I have done something like this before but it was not gas......
I bought 3 in 1 shiny curly weave on from money meant to buy things for pepper soup and starch.
After buying the lady wanted to fix for free for me and i agreed and wasted another one hour,when i was done,the rest of the money for the pepper soup stuff had vanished.....
I had arrived home after many hours of sitting somewhere with a new hairstyle and no money....
I said i lost the money but everyone's gaze was on my hair......
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DeleteChai ooo Stella you try.......
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DeleteNever done anything of such before
ReplyDeleteMe too, I'm too soft hearted to do such. But you see my big sis eehπΆ
DeleteMe too, I am too accountable and soft hearted.
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Chai!
ReplyDeleteLwkmd Stella ooooooo hahahaha you are hilarious ππππ
ReplyDeleteAs in, stellakoko is a comediane....
DeleteAs in, stellakoko is a comediane....
Deleteπππππππ my own I told my now late elder bro that the money he gave me to buy Christmas clothes got stolen in market. The wife believed me. But he was just looking at me with side eyes.
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DeleteHahahaha. Your bro sabi you wella, but erm you no talk wetin you buy o
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DeleteYour bro was a guy man .
A guy cannot guy a guy
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ReplyDeleteHahahahaha. Kermit the frog has suffered with memes shaaaa
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ReplyDeleteChaiπ,this kno good atall
ReplyDeleteStellidow ππ, you sabi crack pesin.
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Mrs korkus no kill me abeg
Jums
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ReplyDeleteMy bro does this wella with fuel, till God Catch am.
ReplyDeleteStella you get big mind sha !
ReplyDeleteMy Grandma of blessed memory and her young helper from Benin Republic.
Mama would send him Ewa oloyin, which is more expensive than the regular Beans.
He always ended up with the cheap Beans for the expensive one.
Grandma always close to tears, us mean onlookers, it was always a comedic session for us.
Lol
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ReplyDeleteI swear, Mrs korkus should add it to part of funny comments
DeleteMy dad dropped money for me to buy mosquitoes curl in the evening to repel mosquitoes. I used it to buy biscuits and ate with my younger sister. He was suppose to be on night shift the fateful day. He returned in the evening and said something happened and he had to come back home. Time to light the curl reached, no mosquito curl, no money. I went out as if I was going to buy it, there was no one to lend me the money. I chopped beating sha for not being loyal.
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DeleteLmao hahahahaha
Deleteπ€£π€£π€£π€£@new hair style no pepper soup stuff.
ReplyDeleteSome years back,I used money for half bag of garri to buy okrika clothes from a woman near my street,thinking that my mum wonβt go to the market that day so no soup till the next day.after chattering the tops and gowns I got home to the greatest shock of my life,mumsy had prepared egusi soup that night and na only garri remain,they were all waiting for me to come back with the garri and I came back with clothes πππimmediately I opened the door I saw soup on the table covered,all eyes on meππI entered started crying that some boys collected the money from me on the road and beat me up so some okrika sellers pitied me and gave me those clothes in the nylonπππ.my mum didnβt believe me.the beating she gave me that day was enough to last for 1week.cos it was very evident that nobody beat me up the clothes I wore and my hair was still intact.so how manage.she ceased the clothes and the next day the okrika seller still had the guts to come to the house to ask me if the gowns entered me in mumsys presence.chai God have mercy on meππππ
ReplyDeleteHou are forgiven already, because you made me laugh hard
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DeleteNow we can all laugh over all these but back then lmao
The cry was real hahahahaha.
Stella thanks for the night laughs
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ReplyDeleteI got payment for a job after I had split the money and spent .
Client said he couldn't wait and wanted a refund lmao , he was family so I had no choice but it pained me lmao
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ReplyDeleteI can't try this one. ...my papa for show me shege
ReplyDeleteI used to send money to Nigeria from our family purse without telling my husband.
ReplyDeleteNow that I stopped because of entitlement mentality, my brothers and daddy are not talking to me but I can save now, and I'm ok
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ReplyDeleteA guy I know sold his old bike for 60k to start a new business on getting close to his house, he decides to check match scores in a bet9ja shop, village people put hand... he played visual and after 30min he came out suicidal having lost 30k in 30min.
Just imagine !!!
DeleteOh dear this would have really hurt, people that play these things are bold.
Haha haha haha haha Mad o
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Na wah oo, una get liver oo. You can't try such in my house, my mama wey dey waka like the Terminator, naim u wan follow play. That woman can chase u, bite u, scratch out yaa eyes, use slippers, broom, pestle,bottle etc, na dat kain person u wan play wit her money?
ReplyDeleteHighest, u can steal small money from selling borehole water but any other time, whosai.
Stella, I remember that shiny 3in1 then, the tin be shinning like village stolen glory.
π π π€£πWhich one is village stolen glory again, wetin person no go see for SDK. Hehehe.Bvs are truly mouthed.
Deletehhahahahahhaha....@village stolen glory.......fack!
Deleteππππ your story is very funny Stella.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha. Ah Stella, that was so funny. I had to laugh out loud. Hehehe
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ReplyDeleteLmao, hehehehehehe MRS KORKUS, you must be mischievous back then.Lol
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