On my way home on Wednesday night around 10:30pm, I stopped outside a lounge to buy Suya and as I stepped back into my car, I was sieged by two beautiful young ladies.
I inquired what they wanted and they asked me if I was not a ‘man’, that I should understand what they want.
The next thing I heard was “we love you”. Hian? Love ke? Of course, I knew where that conversation was headed but I had not seen such level of hustling from runs girls before. As I tried to leave, they held the door and tried persuading me to take two of them for the night.
I told them I was tired and heading home but they would hear none of that. They said they would make me glad by massaging my back and do all the ‘work’ while I lay back, do nothing and have a happy ending since I am tired.
Hmmmm… This was beginning to get tempting as the thought of having two girls for the night was almost overshadowing my thoughts.
The next thing I heard was “we love you”. Hian? Love ke? Of course, I knew where that conversation was headed but I had not seen such level of hustling from runs girls before. As I tried to leave, they held the door and tried persuading me to take two of them for the night.
I told them I was tired and heading home but they would hear none of that. They said they would make me glad by massaging my back and do all the ‘work’ while I lay back, do nothing and have a happy ending since I am tired.
Hmmmm… This was beginning to get tempting as the thought of having two girls for the night was almost overshadowing my thoughts.
I asked them how much they would charge and they told me 20k because the economy is bad and moreover, they love me. I told them that I don’t even make that much in a day but they said I should stop pretending because I am bigger than that.
Before I knew it, the craziest thing happened. One of them raised up her top to reveal her bare bre@sts and asked if I loved what I saw. Haaaaa ….. Make I no lie. My ‘second brain’ responded immediately and was almost taking over. Luckily for me, my ‘first brain’ did a quick calculation with all the strength that it
had left …. 10k - 15k for a hotel room and another 20k for the girls making it a total of 30k - 35k to be wasted just like that in this harsh economy.
Before I knew it, the craziest thing happened. One of them raised up her top to reveal her bare bre@sts and asked if I loved what I saw. Haaaaa ….. Make I no lie. My ‘second brain’ responded immediately and was almost taking over. Luckily for me, my ‘first brain’ did a quick calculation with all the strength that it
had left …. 10k - 15k for a hotel room and another 20k for the girls making it a total of 30k - 35k to be wasted just like that in this harsh economy.
No way!!!!
I begged the girls subtly and told them that I’ll make it up to them another night. It wasn’t easy but I ended up prevailing on them to let me go in peace as they held down the door of the car and refused to let me go.
Eventually, they begged me to give them something as it has been very tough for them recently and patronage has dropped drastically. I ended up gifting them 2k and quickly left...
Indeed, the economy is not smiling.
One of the advantages of COVID 19 is that it has killed the work of Ashawo...I can never understand why someone's day Job would be Ashawo...Please if you carr yany Ashawo again preach to them oh but please use your mouth to do the preaching...LOL
Thank God you resisted this temptation.God bless u.
ReplyDeletethat quick ten-second view of her breast cost you 2k
DeleteSo, Oko Ashawo, you paid 2k just for seeing breasts? 🤐
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DeleteI have plenty church handbills and flyers for you,just keep them by your side,just maybe you encounter them another time,just say my sisters the Lord bless you,this is for you,then go ahead and say have you met Jesus,see ehnn they held somebody in my area according to the gist,these two akwuna girls started screaming say the man do he no want to pay,meanwhile na just lift the man give them,I believe the man,please be careful the girls you met are nice.
ReplyDeleteDem no dey tell man. Even some might agree on credit so far you buy food and drinks
ReplyDeleteNobody can save anyone from prostitution or any Sin but Jesus. Nothing can take sin away from the life of a person but he that died for our sins. Jesus loves everyone, including prostitutes. What does he tell them; "go and sin no more." The power to go and sin no more is in his spoken Word. What is left is for the receiver of such words to work it out by following his teachings. In Christ is peace.
ReplyDeleteStella you said use mouth to preach to them 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 when mr johnthomas will see that standing breast and lose it's factory fitted sense 😂 😂 😂 😂, na action preaching him will do
ReplyDeleteChai the hustle is real. Oko ashawo it is well with you.
ReplyDeletePlease try and reduce your night Waka for now oh.theres too many robbery cases since after the protests. Their target is those who leave the house early and those who come back late.
ReplyDeleteBoys are not smiling at all
Oko ashawo, why you run from your 'colleagues' na?
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DeleteThe guy use him first brain run commot🤭
That 2k na for breast wey you see o.
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DeleteAww... True love... On sale... For 2k....
ReplyDelete2k for breast viewing 😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteWhat killed me is the face that they said that they love you 😆😆😆😀. The economy is so hard walai. They can say anything for money
ReplyDeleteAbi o. That line "..The next thing I heard was “we love you"..
DeleteThat's why they are called Oko Asawo.
Good he used his brain. Economy is tight now.
2k subscription for viewing!haba, you must have viewed the stuff in HD!!!
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