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Monday, December 28, 2020

Funny Tweet About Husband Who Gifted His Wife A Car And She Gifted Her Pastor

This is supposedly happening almost every time in Abuja where folks do not joke with their pastors there.............












My uncle and his friends went to collect the car their friend's wife gave to her pastor... The 2nd one....in 2 years. 

Husband came to complain that he bought her a car last December, she gave the car to the pastor. He now bought her another one last month, she gave to the same pastor 3 weeks ago. Omo the husband cry come o

Dem reach pastor house. 5 grown men.

 Uncle: do u know Mrs X 

Pastor: aaah sister X. A very lovely sister. Is she okay? 

Uncle: where is the key to the car she gave to u? 

Pastor: I'm sorry? 

Friend: we will start to beat you here now and shout like it's you that's killing us.

Pastor: *gives them key because he didn't come to die but live to declare the glory of God* Uncle: anytime she gives u anything again, come and confirm from us before accepting it if not this ur church we will Scatter it in this Abuja. Pastor: no problem sir

34 comments:

  1. That's how I watched one home video called the prophet starring Ken Eric where a married woman gave out their car and the husband went to collect it back不不不不不 very funny scene! If you must give,give what's yours and not the family stuff to avoid embarrassments

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    1. I've watched the entire movie as well 'the prophet'. It was quite funny.

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    2. Paris I watched the prophet too,very funny and it shows whats happening in some of these our new generation churches too.U see what happened to Mary Igwe in that movie, happened to a relative of mine.
      Ken Eric is a good actor.

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    3. Exactly. Give out what belongs to you alone.....

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  2. Why does he continue giving the wife if he knows she will give the pastor. The husband should trade careful because it's a seed to a Man of God

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    1. What kind of seed is that without the knowledge/permission of the husband? Abi dem no be one again?

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    2. Brainwashed...thats what you have been...continue in your delusion...

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    3. Annon,you're funny o不不

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    4. See indeed...lmao..it will be fun to empty your accounts in the name of seed o...hahahahahahaha

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  3. 不不不不不this is so funny.

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  4. Pastors been causing problems in people's homes since the beginning of their ordination (some were not even ordinated)

    What is going on between a married woman and a pastor?! To the extent of her gifting the Pastor her cars that her husband bought for her to make her life less stressful.

    Pastors with their entitlement mentality
    Many Nigerian women are the reason church business is booming in Nigeria because they are just too gullible and have been made to believe that their life is under constant attacks.

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    1. Ms. A, that word is *ordained*.

      Well, husbands should buy and register the car in his name before giving to his wife. That way, it would be handled as theft if wife gives to the pastor.

      Wives give what you have earned from your own salary or profit in business.

      Please, once you are married you should not take unilateral decisions without your spouse's consent.

      Your spouse COMES BEFORE ANY PASTOR and anybody!
      I am a woman like you. A wise woman builds her home but a foolish woman scatters hers. ‍♀️‍♀️‍♀️

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  5. All I know is that anyone can wake one one morning and decide to post something to trend or just so that Christianity can be bashed as usual.

    I will take this story with a pinch of salt

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    1. God bless you @Eka Joy. Anything to trend and "try" to drag pastors and the church. The gates of hell can never prevail

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    2. Things like this happen a lot, some Nigerian women are gullible sowing seeds in church

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    3. Pastors sleeping with church members and extorting money from people already gave Christianity a bad name

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    4. Another angle spotted.
      It could be Eka.

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    5. Nobody can give Christianity a bad name. Charlatans will always be exposed like in the time of Elymas known as Bar-jesus.

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    6. @ Eka this isnt just any story to trend...Last two years I bough a prado suv that a pastor got as a gift from the wife on an honourable... The police retrieved the car from the pastor on a sunday morning when he drove the car to the church....


      I bought the car because the husband decided to sell the car after retrieving it from the pastor with help of the police.. lol.


      You never seed that will move mountains kind of pastors...

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  6. "Uncle: anytime she gives u anything again, come and confirm from us before accepting it if not this ur church we will Scatter it in this Abuja.

    Pastor: no problem sir"

    LMAO pastor cannot coman die biko! My guy no want any wahala sha.

    Wahala be like bicycle, e no dey hard to start.

    Aunty doh! Ejizina ife onye ozo eme ogo.

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  7. The level of materialism in the body of Christ these days is alarming. The purpose of offerings and such giving is supposed to be for distribution to the fellow believers so that none will lack in the fold.

    But these days 1 person will be driving 4 exotic cars, and colonise all gifts for his family, while his deputies and members will be struggling to feed.

    I pray for revival in the body of Christ as a whole in Jesus name.

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  8. The pastor is bleeping that woman...simple. the gifts were an appreciation of a bed well broken.

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  9. This is not about giving a dog a bad name except the sentimental aspect of us decides to be oblivious to the truth. Things like this do happen for real.

    There was a woman many years back in Nigeria. We lived back then in the same estate and coincidentally worship in the same church. During the church anniversary a visiting pastor singled her out and asked her to give something of great value to God. He went as far as saying even if it was her car. I was fuming where I was sitted. Yes she had a nice ride but why try to take it from her? She promised to give her car right there on the pulpit and that was the last day I saw her with that car.

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  10. Na so one of my colleague wife gifted their brand new fire man gen to one yahoo pastor in d name of sowing seed. Gen wen d man never flex reach a month. na just one word the husband tell d wife if she still love her marriage she should go and get the gen back. Las las na Benin den finally go retrieve the gen from one of the pastor house wen minister for the program that day

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  11. Sometimes jazz is involved. Why do you think we hear stories of pastors with charms buried infront or somewhere in their churches?

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    1. Abi?
      Hypnotized members can do anything to please the pastor.

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