Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: Saturday Laughs

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Saturday, June 26, 2021

Saturday Laughs



























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*If you and your wife combine your O’level results and still u can't get Credit in 5 subjects, pls don't have kids*
Teachers are suffering!




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*You are 30 and not yet a CEO? What a shame! I became CEO at age 15 when my teacher said*
*"You and your company, leave my class"* 




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*Once you turn 25 and above, there’s no need to set an alarm, your problems will wake you up by force‍♂不不不*




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*The pain of having a grandmother who doesn’t have witchcraft...people take you for granted knowing that you don’t have backup.*





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*After insulting the conductor and calling him all sorts of names then BOOM, you didn't see money in your pocket to pay him*
Yawa go gas.





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The best feeling in the world is when someone you dont like tells a joke and nobody laughs.不






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*Trust me the only time I am serious in my life is when am counting the number of zeros in the money I am to transfer to somebody.*





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*Once you hear people saying "his wife is controlling him" just know that they are living in peace...*
Bad and jealous people everywhere.
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*This one sabi cook. That one sabi greet. The other one sabi Do*
Na so Solomon take marry 700 wives
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If you hear a lady saying my child is my everything... Just know that the father ran away!
Wisdom will not kee me





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What is Nigeria turning into? A friend just told me that their father takes tithe and offering from them during morning devotion.


27 comments:

  1. That last joke got me laughing! Stella thanks for making me laugh this morning. Laughter is the best medicine

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  2. Lol. That fish replies 'eat me first and see what I will do to your intestines'不

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  3. Stella you are a darling

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  4. So much laughter here thanks SDK

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  5. Fish no be me kill you ooo不不不

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  6. 不不不不不不 see me rolling on the floor.

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  7. Beautiful, cold Saturday morning. Laffed real good

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  8. today laughs


    Teacher are suffering joke is a sad reality, some parents do not put effort into their kids, knowing that these kids needs all the help they can get,they leave everything for teachers, God help us.

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    1. They expect the teacher to perform miracles

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  9. This just made me laugh. Thanks Stella for this...

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  10. See me laughing and farting ooooo不不不不

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  11. They are all funny. I had a good laugh.

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  12. I had a good laugh. Good morning blogfam

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  13. 不不不不不 I love that tithe and offering thing after morning devotion.

    You didn't waste my time o

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  14. The last joke got me, I just dey laugh.After collecting tithe and offerings will he take it to church or put in his pocket

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  15. I no fit laugh very funny jokes

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  16. Stella, I don't know if there will ever be any collection that will rival today. My Tommy is painting me. God help me not to remember on the street na to laugh like I am crazy be that.不不

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  17. 不不不 thanks for this. You've really made me laugh

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