Saturday Laughs

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*If you and your wife combine your O’level results and still u can't get Credit in 5 subjects, pls don't have kids*
Teachers are suffering!

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*You are 30 and not yet a CEO? What a shame! I became CEO at age 15 when my teacher said*
*"You and your company, leave my class"* 

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*Once you turn 25 and above, there’s no need to set an alarm, your problems will wake you up by force‍♂🤣🤣🤣*




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*The pain of having a grandmother who doesn’t have witchcraft...people take you for granted knowing that you don’t have backup.*

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*After insulting the conductor and calling him all sorts of names then BOOM, you didn't see money in your pocket to pay him*
Yawa go gas.





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The best feeling in the world is when someone you dont like tells a joke and nobody laughs.🤣






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*Trust me the only time I am serious in my life is when am counting the number of zeros in the money I am to transfer to somebody.*





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*Once you hear people saying "his wife is controlling him" just know that they are living in peace...*
Bad and jealous people everywhere.
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*This one sabi cook. That one sabi greet. The other one sabi Do*
Na so Solomon take marry 700 wives
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If you hear a lady saying my child is my everything... Just know that the father ran away!
Wisdom will not kee me





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What is Nigeria turning into? A friend just told me that their father takes tithe and offering from them during morning devotion.