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Tuesday, July 20, 2021

Hilarious Sallah Memes...

 If you Intend eating Sallah meat, please follow this guide.....

It's the 4th meme for me cos I used to do that..hehehehehehe


























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54 comments:

  1. Lol my aunty has relocated so no meat for me this year...😁😁😁😁

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  2. First thing I did this morning was to book space by sending out 'Eid Mubarak' messages to my Muslim friends.
    Nothing dey happen, anyhow is a how.

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    1. Hahahaha i have never gotten salllah meat. No Muslims around me I guess.

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  3. No hope for sallah meat, this is a period I miss my former neighbors, we had 2 good Muslims family in our compound,Chai these people dey spoil us back to back during wallah, and one thing I learned from Muslims is the spirit of giving, if you meet good Muslims,they're givers, I think its part of pillars of Muslim,no sure sha, but most muslims I've met are givers

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    1. Yes, it's part of the 5 pillars of islam

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  4. 🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  5. HilariousπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Happy Sallah to all Muslim bvs esp my friend Fati, have a great celebration. Pls holla if you see this, I lost your contact.

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  6. πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ₯³

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  7. Hmmmmm how many go buy ram. Ram is now running into 200k.

    Goodluck to eaters. I no get long throat for their meats

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    1. Jesus! For one seed of ram? Never knew they were that expensive o

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    2. "seed of ram " ke! English na wa . One ram is the appropriate word to use.

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    3. 14:50 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£ I no know which direction to laugh I beg....

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    4. @ 14:15... Na pidgin he speak. I too know correction guru na Delta pidgin be that.

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  8. The last slide! I wonder where that man is now

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  9. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I do number 5&6

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  10. This blog has Muslims,they just quiet.na wa

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  11. Christians should remember that the meat was offered in sacrifice.
    And the sacrifices of heathens are offered to demons. (1 Cor. 10:20)
    And the Lord has told us not to offer animal sacrifices again because
    he has put an end to all sacrifices (Heb. 10:12)
    after he offered his only son for the
    sins of the world.

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    1. I wonder how normal people take dey live with u o

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    2. So Muslims are heathens? SMH

      I hate religious bigots like you.

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    3. Nawaoo πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„ sacrifice or no sacrifice I am already devouring the sallah meat my neighbor mama Khadija prepared. Wow it's so tasty... Do you care for some 😁😁 you will love it ooo

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    4. This one come shock me like this 😳😳


      Hahahahahaha @chichi enjoy jare

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    5. I'm very sure if you were alive when Jesus dined with Matthew the tax collector, you would have crucified him like the Pharisees did. You are the new generation Pharisee ba. Onisunu oshi. Me dey find Sallah meat here. Almost all my neighbours are Christians, so no hope.

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    6. Assistant Jesus Christ... Zukwanu ike..your own don too much.

      I hate people like you. Bloody hypocrite.

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    7. Na wa oooh...calling Muslims heathen. Watin you go come call igbe worshippers?

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    8. To all these "I hate...I hate..."
      1 John 3:15 "He who hates his brother is a murderer and you know that no murder has eternal life in Christ..."

      I am thankful to note that none of you were able to refute the Scripture I quoted that God having sacrificed his only
      begotten son put an end to all sacrifices.

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  12. The flagyl slide off meπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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  13. It’s the 8th meme for meπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  14. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ funny and realistic memes.

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  15. Happy sallah to all muslims. Sallah meat and special memories. Abeg I dey go back to bed. I woke up join nsppd, hubby was still sleeping in the room so I came to the parlour and when pastor Jerry asked us to get on our knees. I did and was praying next thing I felt something between my thighs. After the intrusion and interruption,
    me: you can't even respect God and the fact I was praying, you child of the devil.
    Hubby:Lie that you didn't enjoy it.
    Me: that's not the point, better ask God for forgiveness
    Hubby: be forming holy, when you knelt down and you something was prominently displayed, wasn't that an invitation? If you were serious with the prayers you would have covered up your yansh.
    Me:Looks up, God please give us divine settlement, don't mind this husband that you gave me.

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    1. Hahahaha..... Enjoy o! May God answer all our prayers

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£. Funny couple lie you didn't enjoy it? Oya confess πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    3. I can relate. These men sometimes ehn.

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  16. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @ the last meme.

    I love ram meat a lot! I wish one can easily buy it like cow meat, na to dey buy full ram be that which is very expensive. I just love when it's fried

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    1. People do ram/goat sharing these days

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  17. The last meme..is that shaky shaky daddy or royco advert?

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  18. 🀣🀣🀣 very funny.

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  19. Is it me or are the prints so tiny, can't read them mbok.

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    1. Not only you o, despite my glasses

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    2. I can't believe it. Una two dey use palasa phone?

      πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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    3. Buy non-palasa for us na. ..asu'nu

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  20. Hahahahahahahaha.. The meme's are so hilarious and apt! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£ 🀣


    My friends, brothers friend, family even strangers show up at our house yearly to join us in celebrating.. We used to share meats and food all over the streets and those faraway,but this year ehn have been very very tough.. Me and my family are grateful for his mercies, strength, and grace of being alive! Here we all are, in togetherness and full of smile which is all that matters 😁😁 E go better

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  21. I don't have any Muslim friend .
    I'm home .
    It is a resting day for me.

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  22. LOL. I haven't tasted Ram meat

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  23. The flagyl meme got me🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣.

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  24. That Nylon partπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
    Very essential.
    You will put the pieces of meat inside the meatless pot of stew or even cook a new pot with it.

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  25. Nothing is sweeter than free meat o

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