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Wednesday, August 18, 2021

Boredom Eliminating Post

 

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    1. That if lizard swallow my teeth, it ll never grow back
      That pregnant women ate too much food to make their Belle big

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    2. That worm will fill my tummy if i eat banana🀣

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    3. That Aeroplane will throw bags of money for me from the sky,
      That once l see money in the dream, that money will mysterious appear under my pillow.
      That the people in the television are inside the box.(l looked for Mike Ori ihe di Nma) but couldn't find him inside the old TV box.

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    4. Those on tv (actor’s & newscasters) can actually see & hear us as we watch them... lol

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  2. Swallowing orange seeds, will make trees grow from my tummy.

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  3. India won Nigeria 99-1
    Ball turning to lion
    It was okwaraji that scored the only goal for Nigeria and he died after scoring 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

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    1. 🀣🀣🀣

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    2. πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ we ppenty

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    3. The biggest lie ever told. To think that some adults still believe this actually happened 🀦‍♂️

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    4. 🀣🀣🀣

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    5. The one I heard was the ball becomes about ten in the eyes of the goal keeper and that was they reason they banned them

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    6. Are you now saying we were scammedπŸ™†πŸΎπŸ™†πŸΎ,I still dey believe say na true o

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  4. That drinking coconut water won't make be a brilliant student.

    That if the holy communion falls from my hand, there will be blood everywhere.

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    1. 🀣🀣🀣I also believe that coconut water thing.

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    2. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† wahala

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    3. Mine is if you haven't gone for cathism and confession and you take the holy Communion, you'll purge forever πŸ˜…

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  5. Eve offered Adam a fruit, which of the fruits?

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    1. If my food falls on the floor I shouldn't pick it because satan has eaten it

      Hugging a boy will make me pregnant

      Anytime its raining, it means God is crying

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  6. Mango seed can grow on your head if swallowed.

    Na so devil push me, I swallowed a small mango seed(mistakenly though)

    I cried for days, my temperature was hotter than what you can think.

    After about four days, I 'pooed' that was when my body calmed down & I confessed to my parents what happened.

    But I stupidly asked my brother "but it didn't grow on my head na"

    The slap he wanted to land me, it was dad that stopped him.

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    1. 🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    2. 🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    3. Very small o

      You that kind of small mango you could just throw inside your mouth & chew the skin.
      Yeah that was the type.

      You no pluck mango for small pikin?

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    4. No Chydema I didn't, that's why I asked . I don't even like mangoes .

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  7. I thought new born babies come through the anusπŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜€

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    1. Same thing I thought πŸ’­

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    2. Nahhh, me l think say, they will open the stomach to bring the baby out, can't imagine a baby coming out from vagina. God is Great. It's still a mystery to me how sperm will turn to blood to form a baby. I fear God.

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  8. That you have to go to church to be a Christian.
    And that all that go to church are Christians.
    Now I know better. If Jesus does not live in your life, you are none of his. 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

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  9. That agbalumo seed will germinate and grow inside you. 😭😭

    That watching movies about spirits will make them come after you. Willy Willy did a number on me. 😭😭

    That watching people on TV means they are watching me too. 😭😭

    That the moon is following me. 🀣

    That God was crying when it rained. πŸ˜‚

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    1. I HATED Willy Willy. That "thing" made me cry.

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    2. Lol
      Willy Willy did me shege.
      But that didn't stop me from watching it o

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    3. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚@ mooon !!! I think every child believed this .

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    4. 🀣🀣🀣🀣agbalumo

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    5. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† u are actually right oo

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  10. That Rainbow was a living thing

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  11. The eating/chopping of the eye of a fish makes one unintelligent/dull

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    1. There's a song to back this up "olodo rabata, oju eja lo mo je" Lol

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    2. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† e choke

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    3. I still eat eyes of fish though.

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  12. That the person they show on those hanging pictures is Jesus.
    When I met him, I saw that he isn't whom they show in those framed pictures.

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    1. @Chichi, good question. @Anonymous 18:09, please tell us.

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    2. Even an atheist knows that the person in those pictures ain't Jesus

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    3. @EEsah
      remember we are talking about a child here?

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  13. Da jesus is coming very soon...πŸ€”

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    1. Honestly, this one kinda blows my mind because I legit thought very soon means VERY SOON but alas..

      Jesus is coming very soon tho. 😁

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    2. They are right..He's coming very very soon

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    3. Yes,He is.The very day u die, your own Jesus has come and because you do not know when you will die, you ought to be fully prepared.Today you may live, tomorrow you die, your judgement begins. Jesus would actually come in the way it was protrayed in the Bible,wish I had enough time to explain.But just know that before then,once you die, your own Jesus has come.

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    4. Wow @firstlady blessing
      Now I'm scared. let me start confessing my sins

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  14. Coconut water will make you dull🀦

    I now wrote on the beneficial effects of coconut in the university o... I saw how good it was and all that. I still don't drink coconut water till date🀦

    People should just stop😴

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  15. That those shot in movies are truly dead.

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    1. My mom still believes this one. Over the years, I've tried unsuccessfully to convince her that Jack of Titanic is still alive. She'll always say " Asi Asi, o nwugo".

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    2. 🀣🀣🀣🀣 Castle it would be so hilarious seeing a movie with your mom
      Haha

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    3. Jeweluchi, you go laugh tire πŸ˜„

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  16. When I was about 5 I believed that the people in the TV could see me too. Now fast forward a few decades and TVs are actually watching ppl in their homes, guess I was way ahead of my time..lol

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    1. You and me both. 😁

      We are geniuses

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  17. That all the tithes and offering are given to the pastor who climbs a ladder and enters to the sky to give God.so each time I don’t put my offering in church I’ll be feeling sad that God will be angry at me,πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    2. Chai 😁😁😁

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    3. LMAO. This is hilarious. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    4. Lmao I actually believed that God used to come down to take the monies to heaven.

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    5. This got meπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    6. 🀣🀣🀣🀣omg

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    7. This one takes the crown 🀣

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    8. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  18. That sanitary pad was bread for only adults,that children shouldn't eat chicken waist.

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  19. If you throw your fallen teeth on a roof top, it will grow back

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    1. Most kid believe that too including me then

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    2. Yeah... I did believe
      Or you put it under your pillow and sleep

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    3. I believed this until l reached almost 14 years fa 🀦‍♂️

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  20. That if I'm eating and it falls to the ground the devil would eat it .


    Tooth fairies were real!!!

    I believed that orange seeds would germinate in my stomach if I mistakenly swolled em

    I believed that my parents would actually wait for me to wear my shoes , so I could go out with them 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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    1. Hahahahaha definitely no 1 and 3 Choco boo.🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    2. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    3. Omg! The shoes one,they got me every time. 😭😭

      These children now ain’t buying it, they already in the car waiting before you wear your own shoes. πŸ˜‚

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    4. Oh mine πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    5. 🀣🀣🀣🀣. You see your number 2, my nephews believe that, and I won't tell them o.

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  21. I mistakenly swallowed Agbalumo seed and my Dad told me that the seed will grow into a tree and burst through my head.
    Another was when we went to pick oranges from a compound close to my primary school, one old woman came out and shouted at us, na so I freeze ooo. The next thing the woman said was Ogun go kill your Papa. Eh after school closed, i refused to go home, anticipating that they will come and tell me that my Papa has died. After some time, i summoned courage and started walking slowly home. I reach our area begin dey peep my compound weda people gather there. Las las, i reach house, my dad had not come back from work. When he came back, I started using one corner eye dey look am weda he go fall down. Na so i monitor am till day brake. That was the most traumatic day of my life. Small pikin sha!

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  22. That 'leke leke' will give me 'white fingers'. To think i always sang out loud and stretched forth my hands each time it flew past...smh.

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    1. This too!!!! My cousins made me believe this was real !!

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    2. I sang the song tooo πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    3. But it gave us white fingers nauπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    4. But is it not true?πŸ€”I used to see white spots on my nails after stretching my hands for sometime as a child😁😁😁

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    5. 🀣🀣🀣,l sang that song too

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    6. Shekeleke. And it did give me white nails all the time.

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    7. Is it not real? I normally see d whitish stuff on people's fingers though I have never experienced it

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    8. I thought its real that I wasn't just lucky for it to bamileke on my hands

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    9. It is real oh..When I do it, I always see white streaks on my fingers

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  23. India won Nigeria 99:0 in an international match.

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  24. That when you go to school, you will automatically become rich when you grow up.

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  25. That while eating,any morsel that falls to the ground shouldn't be picked cause satan has eaten from it. Omo who start this lie? I want to tell the person something..

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    1. I learnt that when raining is falling and sun is shining at the same time...A lion cub has just been born..Talk about too much Lion King cartoons

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  26. That they cut the stomach to bring out babies. After my mum gave birth to our third born and i didnt see any sign of tear on her stomach, i concluded that she vomited him.

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    1. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. Urrm.. they do cut the stomach to bring out babies tho.

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    3. I used to believe that babies were vomited tooπŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    4. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    5. Me I used to think mothers poo the babies out. I even sold the lie to my little niece. It was when I became pregnant I knew better.

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  27. Eating the chicken's bum will make you a gossip

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    1. I still believe thisπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. Lora!!!!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    3. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    4. I still believe it o and nothing can make me eat irobo ediye till now

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  28. That if as a male, you use your tongue to lick plate, you wont grow beards. My younger brother used his tongue to lick plate tire and na him beards plenty pass the others own. Lol.

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  29. If you sit close to a boy, that if your body touches his body you will get pregnant.

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    1. As in eh
      So when i was in secondary school,our proprietress told us we shouldn't allow any guy touch us or neither should we touch any guy because we will get pregnant πŸ˜… So she said she was also told when she was in school and one day a guy said hello to her and touched her. She said immediately she got angry and was beating the guy "why did you touch me? You want me to get pregnant?" She said she beat the guy mercilessly. I told my friend that see how this woman is whining us. The more she's beating the guy, the more the number of the pregnancy increases πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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    2. I was watching a ghanian soapy recently a young girl was telling her aunt that she needed to buy a test strip to confirm she was pregnant ,she was so scared unfortunately the pharmacy pharmacy went to was owned by her mom's friend ,
      that one recognised her and called her mom immediately ,when her mom questioned her she was crying and telling her mom that she was sorry she let a boy touch her , the mom started laughing but didn't educate her.

      I think nearly all young girls before this new generation heard this from their mom's and aunts.

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  30. That tooth fairy gist. If you pick stones and add to your tooth and throw it away, it will grow back so fast. Plus there was this song we sing to make the wish come through.

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  31. Heaven and Hell being real.
    Silly me.

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  32. That there was Airport at back of our house.

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  33. If you talk to a boy that isnt related to you,you automatically become pregnant.If you whistle at night,you will appear in the spirit world and will not come back,If you eat chicken bum as a girl,you will not have children,iffa hear,lori iro😊😊

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  34. if you have sxx in the afternoon hot sun you will born white baby.

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  35. if a guy you , you will be pregnant

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  36. I actually believed that superstars were angels,that they don't live with they rest of us humans,I believed they had a special different place where they all lived;until I came across one,I almost fainted,it was like a dream,I kept saying'so these people are humans and actually live with us here on earth' that was when I started seeing them as actually people.

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    1. Nawa!! Na remote remote village you dey?

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  37. If your milk tooth comes off, you run round the house 7 times and the tooth on the ceiling. By doing that ensures that your tooth grows back πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  38. I used to believe as a child that you must run round the house seven times and throw your fallen tooth on the zinc for it to grow back.That if a lizard swallows it,the tooth won't grow back


    Looking back now,I can't remember any of my grown siblings doing that back then but they sold the lie to usπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  39. Sandy J Stitches18 August 2021 at 19:44

    That I will be very brilliant if I use coconut water to wash my face. All nah wash cos I and my sisters tried it, he no work.

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    1. Kai !!!!!


      Stella thanks for this post πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€©πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  40. Mehn...it was mere talking or standing with a man you get pregnant.. scattered my orientation sha.

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  41. ...that whistling @night is calling on snakes😨😨

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  42. That when you whistle at night it attracts snakes

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  43. If you eat while standing you will never be full

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  44. That the sky above is where God stays and it's only airplanes that can get there.So anytime i look up and see airplanes,i will start waving and asking it to help me greet God.

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    1. This too
      I used to think airplanes shuttled heaven everyday πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ kai na wa

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    2. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 don't kill me abeg

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  45. That if a baby falls from its mother's back, seven spouses will die. Each time he/she gets married, the spouse will die up to the seventh one

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  46. That if you use broom to beat a boy ,his penis will shrink

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  47. That my money is safe with my mum. All the money I have kept with that woman in this life would have been sufficient to buy a mansion in Lekki. Na fight we take end the union....lol. One day I go ask her where all the money dey

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  48. Getting pregnant if a Man touches u while on your monthly circleπŸ˜‚

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  49. Swallow an orange seed and get a an orange tree germinate on your head.

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