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Saturday, September 04, 2021

Saturday In House Gists - Crazy Things You Did As Teenager

 Becoming a Teenager is not Childs play at all...




What crazy things did you do as a teenager?

Were you caught or did you get away with them? My specialty was writing love letters and i was never caught...hehehehehhehe i could compose like ten pages for one person but tear it up after writing...

Lets gist!

84 comments:

  1. Omo I had bad cousins. I smoked weed at 15. Na Jesus settle the matter with pastor Anwuzie Zoe ministry.

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    1. Abeg, where is Pastor Awuzie now?

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    2. I didnt resume school on a wednesday as i shld have. Told my parents i wld go dat sunday just cos of a party.
      On sat i said im goin to my friends house. D dress for d party i had folded it in my bag-pack to change in my friends house. Na so my mumu friend called while i was having my shower. My mum picked and she said "Ma i just said i should ask if shes still going to the party". Na so my bubble burst.
      My mum came into d shower. So and so called n asked if ur still attendn d party. I was returned back to school after dat shower.

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    3. 🀣🀣,u sef follow for Pastor Anwuzia Zoe ministries that year,"pour them holy excreta",skele bush.We thank God for every

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    4. Fake guy! He was Busted with Come nah, disappeared for awhile,tried to pick up 4 where! Criminals in d name of God

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    5. Qs busted with what.
      I need this gist

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    6. I learnt how to kiss with our mirror

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    7. I had this big teddy bear I hug when sleeping. One day the tail touched my vagina area and it felt so good. I went further and discovered the bliss in clit stimulation. That was how I discovered masturbation. I loved it die that time. My teddy was my lover. I cried like hell when I came back from boarding school and it was that we moved house and someone threw my teddy away

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    8. There was this girl in my class I really liked. I stole her pen before class and offered her my spare when they almost flogged her for not having a pen. That was how I grabbed her attention. She was thanking me after class not knowing I was the cause of her problems. She became my girl; but I later confessed to her and we laughed it off because she also felt thesame way for me but was shy/afraid to approach me.

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    9. My friends and I had this party we were to attend in town. We packed clothes and jumped school fence. The pathway was bush before we will reach major road. We trekked for almost 2hrs. As we were reaching major road, we saw our maths teacher. That was how we dived back inside bush and trekked back to school to avoid expulsion. That day was a painful day for all of us. Self imposed endurance trekking and achieved nothing.

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    10. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚17:44 ooooooh Dear, your story is super hilarious! Thank you for making me laugh so hard.

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  2. Went on a trip with mommma, naso sleep carry me go inside car unconsciously I placed my heads on one aunty big bre**st Naso my momma scolded me “ J***** come on joko dada ( sit right) but for I serve a living lord the aunty responded no ! Let him be na small pinkin Momma gave me one kind look but i just throwvway face

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  3. So why were you tearing them up after writing?
    Girl wey dey write love letters instead of her school assignments, isn't she
    inviting guys to scatter her kpekus?

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  4. Let me go anon. I say let me go anon.
    I used to finger myself as a teenager. One fateful day after arguing with my friends in school on where babies come out from, I got home, took a mirror and checked out my pumpum, I noticed when I touched my clit it felt good so I rubbed it and had a mind-blowing "organism" πŸ˜† in that anon's handwriting. Since then, I started rubbing my clit and then graduated to fingering that hole while alone. It has helped me to achieve orgasm as no man ever made me cum. I fake it for hubby, been faking it since time immemorial for my exes. I only cum when I masturbate.

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    1. You need a great head game to achieve orgasm. Ask your husband to use his tongue πŸ‘… on your clit and you will achieve orgasms of epic proportions. Thank me later.

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  5. I spent my boarding school fees…..thought I would get it back by the end of that term. You can imagine the rest of story

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    1. U are finished,if it were to be my mum..she will naked u in front of ur class mate and finish ur life

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  6. I lived with my father and step mother. I was like 15yrs or so. Them wan use work finish me for house. Na so I form appendix o. I stared acting up to the point I was taken to the hospital. I pretend to the point that I went into surgery and got my appendix removed. Oh I was so happy knowing that I will spend another 2weeks in the hospital so I can heal. Which means no house work or what so ever. Oh it was a restful surgery.

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  7. Na me be cartoon mistress for class in those days (before Jesus found me.)
    I go cartoon sotee the whole class go dey laugh like comedy hall.
    Phewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
    Na so I finish cartoon for blackboard one day like that and laughter and noise
    attracted the vice principal. The woman just dey window unnoticed they observe us.
    Laugh come cease, everywhere quiet.
    Hmm, "madam fatima" just cough,
    "hmm, na who draw all these beautiful cartoon for board...what a great talent..."
    Class: (every finger pointed at me, everywhere was silent)
    Shuooooooooooorrr! Just like that, these girls gave me up....them carry me put under the trailer?
    Madam fatima: Good talent girl, you will go places
    *see me smiling ear to ear*😁😁😁 But class no laugh at all. Them know say wahala be like fatima o. Then, the thing hit me gbosaaa!
    Madam fatima was one of the cartoon
    characters on the blackboard with her fat nyansh.
    My own don finish!
    Oga o, I scrub all the staff rooms wey dey school that dey soteee my knees and hands come dey bleed.
    🧺🧺🧺🧺🧺🧺🧺🧺🧺 I collect plenty baskets of shame that day o😝😝😝😝😝😝

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ kai you're so hilarious
      I cannot imagine how awkward that was.

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  8. As teenager I love it when people call me Aunty, so I had misunderstanding with my half sister and she went and gossiped me with her friends that use to call me Aunty. So I was seeing my friend that came to visit me off and when we walk passed them instead of calling me Aunty they started laughing at me. It pained me. While returning back they saw me and started laughing at me again.
    I got home picked a plank and went to hide at the gate. As she was coming back around 7pm, I blocked her and started hitting her with the plank. She started shouting/crying but I too started shouting SNAKE OO because I don't want people to come close and it was a bit dark. I nearly killed my sister if not that she fell and pretended to have died and I left her out of fear.
    Thank God she survived it because I don't know where I would have been by now.

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    1. Hope you are not like this now?

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    2. Oh. Honest question please.
      Do igbos call their older siblings ‘aunty’
      Tot only we yorubas do that.
      Honest answers please.

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    3. Mtschwwww, wicked soul

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    4. Ehn I fear who no fear you ooo

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    5. Anon, yes we do. But we usually use "sister" πŸ˜†

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  9. Wanted to learn how to kiss...had to make out with my pillowπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆ

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  10. We had this bathtub, normally called "baff" in warri. So when I watch Nigerian movies then and see people chilling in better bathtub and drinking wine, I had this great plan to do mine. Came back from school, filled our "baff" with water and went in. With my cup of fanta. I slept off. Elder bro came, knocked outside door oooo... I didn't hear anything. They broke the door down as found me and my tangerine breast in the baff. Beating of my life. Cos na new key dem destroy

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    1. πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    3. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    4. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  11. If I say mine,internet will shatter.

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    1. Anon 15:05
      Biko, bikonu bikozianu say it. Our phone will not shatter. We will hold it tight while reading it.

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    2. Fidel. I laugh fall o 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    3. Fidel. I laugh fall o 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    4. Pls write na. We don tie the phone with rubber band

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  12. My mum caught me fondling my breasts and warned me not to do it again.I have a high sex drive and this cold weather just made it worse,I wanna f**k my man badly.

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    1. Thank God you have a man you are doing it with, not random guys

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  13. I traveled to Cotonu for a week plus with friends without telling anyone at home...

    When I came back home, omo, see beating, my dad tied me to the dinning table, till now that my head wey I take injure till now,hair no grow for dia

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    1. How did he know now, but you get mind sha

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  14. I slept alot as a kid. My mum beat me cos of this

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  15. I did a lot as a teenager o. From nude modeling at 16.. Orgy at 18 I didn't even know the name then. Rented my school mother's porn magazine back in boarding school at 12 wasn't even a teen yet sef. Made profits. Before 19 I have had the most adventurous sex of my life. Fun times. Now nothing moves me. Absolutely nothing. I can stay years without sex.

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    1. Heaven don commot hand for matter o.🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣all under 20yrs? Ahhhhh

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  16. I was so tired of my step mom maltreatment,so I saved some money entered night bus going to Lagos,when I arrived,no place to go,I don't even know anybody in Lagos,I have watched Nollywood movies,how I will stand in one person gate and they will take me in and I will become their house gal,help me and be nice to me.hmmmm
    I got to Lagos,I only knew VGC,o have been hearing about that place,I got their,after walking, walking up and down,almost the whole place and was almost raped,I went back and entered the night bus back home.. nobody in my family knew this up till today

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    1. Jesus!!!

      This is serious.

      People, pls be nice to those staying with you.

      Anything could have happened to you.

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚....Get thick liver...no be skin this time around.this na real excursion

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    3. Chai, this is sad. Thank God u went back home, who know what would have happened to you if you stayed back in Lagos? Some step mums sha😒

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  17. I saved my lunch money for a week to buy those sms book with celebrities pictures on it.

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    1. Kai this one got me 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  18. I entered the uni as a teenager,normally i am the omo get inside type.I saw my admission as a freedom to live my life.The first semester,i got some friends,all those first year things.I and my close friend back then were invited to an outing,in another town.It was the opening of one hotel,the party was to run all through the night,we arrived there,drinks were been served and i was excited cos i was having fun.At about two hours that the party had began,someone just came to the table where we all were seated,behold it was my dad's younger brother,unknowingly he also came for the party,i was shocked,i pretended not to know him,as he kept calling my name,when he saw the alchohol,and other stuffs on the table,uncle just landed me slaps and started calling my name and dragging me from where i was seated.People were looking at us and my uncle called on his friend that he came with so they can leave.we left the party in shame cos security and the hotel owner too came but my uncle told them it was a family matter.It was on the way that he started calling my dad to tell them where he found me,as if i was missing.My enemy suffered cos my dad came the following day to my uncle's place.Our church's pastor even called too untop the matter.I hated that uncle till date.

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  19. Went to a party with my friends when I was in secondary school, and knowing the kind of parents that I have, I had to come up with a big lie for coming home late, na so I lie say kidnappers kidnapped me, but I started speaking in tongues ,so they released me,that I had to find my way home from the bush they dropped me, omo see special treatment that week for me, to spoil the whole show,mum my gave the testimony in church the following Sunday.

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  20. Back then, whenever they drive us home from school for school fees.... We used to go to one of our classmates house to stay till school close for the day.. We would contribute money, cook,dance,gist and go home after close of school like nothing happened... Thank God my parents never found out,else,na die be that...

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  21. Stayed on the ground floor of a rented apartment, while the landlord's family lived upstairs. Myself and the landlord Daughters were friends, from Primary school to Secondary... While in J.S.S 3, the oldest daughter started growing breasts, it started growing big very fast, and she was found of putting on armless tops, out of curiosity, I wanted to see the full breast, na so I climb water tank just to peep at her while she bathed, I reached top, I lost my balance, fell 2 floors and landed on pure concrete with a very loud thud, bruises all over my body. My mother ran out to find out what happened, told her I slipped cos it just stopped raining... The injury and bruises no be here. Breast, I no see... The breast today no grow pass that level oh. I am still a breast guy sha.

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£maaad oooh!!!

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  22. Hilarious stories.i had a good laugh.

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  23. I put 'kuluso' on my dry chest so as to have big breast like my mates.

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