Saturday Laughs

 

*If you and your wife combine your O’level Results and still u can't get 5 subjects Pls Don't Have Kids*
Teachers are suffering!😢😢😢😢


*You are 30 and not yet CEO? What a shame! I became CEO at age 15 when my teacher said*
*"You and your company, leave my class"*
😂😂🤣😅😅😂😥😂


*Once you turn 25 and above there’s no need to set an alarm, your problems will wake you up by force*
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*The pain of having a grandmother who doesn’t do witchcraft ... people take you for granted knowing that you don’t have backup.*
😁😁😁

 *This one sabi cook. This one sabi greet. This one sabi Do*

*Na so Solomon take marry 700 wives*

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🏃

 *I'm in a country where if rain falls .... Transport fares will increase... Which country am I in?* 

😂😂😂😂

*If you hear a lady saying my child is my everything ... Just know the father ran away! Wisdom will not kill me* 

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*They say milk gives strength then I drank 4 cups of milk and I couldn't move a wall... but when I drank 4 bottles of beer 🍺 I saw the walls moving by themselves.*

😆😆😆😆😂😂 

*What is Nigeria turning into? A friend just told me that their father takes tithe and offering from them during morning devotion*

😨😨😱😱😱😆😆😆

*Have a nice day*