TUESDAY IN HOUSE NEWS.

 Hailings...........

IN HOUSE MEMO

How is everyone doing? Apologies if i am supposed to send you money and haven't, I had a little problem with my Online stuff but it is OK now, I will do the stuff unfailingly today to two of the three people gifted monies from the Boredom eliminating post.

Please note that If you appear on this blog and are gifted anything and then you collect and vanish, if you appear again, it will not work oh...... I have changed format you hear? No longer willing to be soft... I know some of you may read meanings into my comment but i am not referring to anyone....

There is a new Blog ID that is ''Biafra''.... I think i know who you are...lol

Have a nice day everyone!!!

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NAZIRITES INK



Neighbor from hell with her silly loud stereo all day, and a hypocritic smile spiced with a generous amount of bitterness all morning,


Her phony fake laughter travels across the corridor, leaves me wondering if she ever considers some of us that see the obvious....

A minute she's praying and asking that the heavens be rend, another she's yelling like hell be let,

How dare she pretend like the moaning was not from her flat? pretentious vile human with her Sunday funfare rice, taking it room to room and acting all nice, leaving behind a thick scent of her cheap perfume, and a thick accent that matches her local fame,


The minute you leave she squeeze your laundry out of the line, then spread her dirty linens evenly all the way down,
Wish this face me I face you apartment was a boxing ring fight, I for don beat her blue and black,


She takes your water and quickly replaces the lid, just before you can even blink your eyes,

Never washes the toilet until she hears the landlord cursing, what manner of human being is this? She keeps us guessing,

Can't wait to move out of this trauma disguised as a house, so that I can have less or nothing of this kind of drama,


Although my mouth has failed me to challenge her, I literally shake like her rat when she brings her wahala, until my nerves, I'll crucify her in my heart,

Piss out or Peace out? Whatever! you choose, keep in mind this is just a work of Art trying for a pass.





Hehehehehehehe Nice work of art but in case it is true that you live in this kind of environment, please let her breath.






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FUNNY COMMENT FROM SPONTANEOUS POST

Good morning all. I don't know why most men think they can get away with rubbish. My crime was to tell him that I never loved him, I only used him to satisfy my urge and he picked offense. Please can't a woman use a man in peace again?, besides he also enjoyed it. Why can't they take what they dish out? He has been asking me out for a long time now, I was bored so I decided to give it a trial. 

Honestly I have never loved him in my entire life, I saw he's a neat guy, he isn't dirty physically and then I said let me just have fun. Now I've met my SUGAR (fiancee) in whom I'm well pleased. I broke things off with him since March oooo ( the month I met my fiance) he's yet to get over it. He has called me countless times, asking if I am for real, and I keep telling him...... "Yes I am. 

I've a guy and you I do. I don't want an addition, I don't date two men at a go. I don't double date"... Although I didn't love him, I still didn't sleep with someone else while with him. My people,,,,,, abi I no try.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 You know why this whole thing is sweeting me,,,,, it's because this guy always brag to me about how the girls he dated still beg him till date. That he's always the one cutting ties with them. He's too proud 😂😂😂😂😂. 

He didn't know that aunty has a plan. Not like his instincts didn't tell him oooo, he has said it many times that he feels I'm just having fun, if I get the man I think is up to my standard I'll japa. I kept assuring him that I've come to stay Hehehehehehe. Now the problem is he's owing me and at the same time mad at me. How do I get my money...... 

I dare not tell my guy about the money. Something in me is telling me to just leave the money for him and face front kpata kpata....😂😂😂






Some men cannot take what they dish out!






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PINKYS CORNER

Surprise Birthday Wishes Gone Wrong

There is this man I met at the hospital whose bed is right beside my dad's bed . He was brought into the hospital on Wednesday for surgery but up till now, he has not been attended to because his body system can't go through such now and also he is temporarily sick and needs to be treated first before any surgery (this said by the Doc).


The issue is, he clocked 63years some weeks ago and on that said day, he was with his friends when his son called him to come home that he had visitors from church not knowing that his daughter and other family members are around for a surprise birthday party in the living room. He quickly left his friend's place and went home, on getting home, he was welcomed by some musical instruments and awesome oldies music.


He said he was surprised and was so happy because he never even thought of such thing. But devil took over the event when his eldest son decided to pop the champagne or wine(I don't really know the kinda wine), the muselet which was holding the plastic inserted in the bottle was removed and the wine was popped then the plastic went straight to his eye ball and that was how he lost that eye.

 There is this watery substance coming out from the eyes and the only solution is to remove it and replace it with a plastic one but this has not been done due to his health now. The eye ball has been blocked now pending the set time for the surgery.


Please, let's be watchful and careful when popping anything because no one knows how bad it may be. We enjoy the sound made when the wine is been popped but please be careful in doing that. It's a pity he lost his left eye on that surprise birthday party.


A muselet: is a wire cage that fits over the cork of a bottle of champagne, sparkling wine or beer to prevent the cork from emerging under the pressure of the carbonated contents. It derives its name from the French museler, to muzzle.

Hmmm Pinky dey tutor us wetin ''musa-let'' be . hahhahahahahahha dont mind me oh.

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