WEDNESDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

 I salute you all with so much Joy in my heart!!!

IN HOUSE MEMO.

From next week Sisi Senaponis column will no longer be featured inside in house but become a stand alone post for Saturdays to replace the Uber driver post.....

Have a Blessed day ya' all.

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BLOG PA WELCOMES BABY GIRL 16-03-22

This is a big congratulations to my Blog PA who just birthed a beautiful bouncing baby geh this Morning... The labour was so fast for a first timer and i quite shocked.... She was done and cleaned up in about four hours.....

I was so worried and sleepless cos of all her complaints but thank God for his Mercies...

Congratulations Blog PA and welcome to Motherhood.

I am hereby asking for an interim Blog PA until she can get herself together, she doesnt want anyone to ''collect'' her work but i dont want her to stress herself for now.. She says she will still be doing what she can and i say go learn how to breastfeed your job no dey run....lol

Once again, Welcome to Motherhood!


She is so cute...Too cute!


 

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INSIDE THE MIND OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD 

 I read a book recently  and I felt so much joy when I finally completed it. I love reading I used to be very voracious reader  but for a while I have not been able to enjoy reading like I used to.

 I am so happy I finished the book but it got me thinking. Before I had kids I had this plan of introducing them to their first book before they were born.

Studies shows that babies in the womb from six months can actually hear what you say. So I bought books I started reading it to my kids why they were in my tummy  and I told them stories too. I had planned to continue when they were born but I have not been reading to them outside school work that I teach during  circle time in our homeschool.

 I will rectify it before the month runs out I'll buy age-appropriate books and will start reading to them. I hope they show interest I won't give up if they don't.

I’ll keep pushing and just prodding them in that direction until they do and I hope they will enjoy reading as much as I do. It will be nice to read with them and share stories with them as they grow older.

 I'm so emotional right now because I remember doing that with my siblings, “as per big sister” I would tell them night time stories when we were alone and our parents were off to church and would be coming  back late.

 I used to tell them stories and make it as interactive as possible, to entertain them and to keep them from being scared till our parents would be back. I would really love to share such moments with my kids, (fingers crossed) I hope I even do better. 

I used to play music for my kids when i was pregnant.. Cool music....

One day i saw the CDs and played the song and one of the Bambinos said '' I cant remember where i know that song from....'' In my mind i knew.

I cant even remember the last time i read a boo or a magazine...i used to buy lots of them............

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SIS SENAPONI




We dey blessed for this our yard, nor be Audio!


Na only landlord get generator, he come put extension reach the door, so na 1 port per tenant.

Na when landlord see say some pipu nor dey gree put phone for silence, he begin reduce the days to once a week!


Person wey China phone ringtone wake for midnight, na im go understand wetin I dey talk!


Things nor dey miss for yard until person go plug Samsung battery for desktop, come back meet Nokia battery.


If na Nokia you put before, dem fit hep you put the one wey suffer don lick the name comot.


If na the one wey suffer-don-lick you plug, na crusade flyer you go meet for there! (Mean say your problem nor need man intervention again)


Na so Mama Ejima buy I-better-pass o! We migrate go her side.


Small time her husband go teh you meiyou bendan 'well well' to plug the phone inside port!


Na the day he chop slap from one corper wey he go grab her 'belongings' from behind, sweet my belle nor be small! Every day for the thief!


Stella, I nor even know say Papa Ejima nor get tribal mark for face before o, as na midnight he dey enter yard per se, per se.


Nor be until the corper use all those nail, wey dem dey fix for hand inside Yaba market scratch Papa Ejima face, give am better ' Na me fight tiger'! I laff throway leg for up! God abeg!


Mama Ejima say na corper neighbour wan seduce and snatch her husband as na im be Denzel Washington wey be Governor for Agbor! (Clicks tongue!).


Na so we kukuma dey go outside to charge with money! That one na if you get mind say your battery nor go miss!


Small time, problem start as Papa Ejima go on Generator till daybreak! Person nor go fit sleep inside heat, to open window na mosquito buffet!
Landlord get secret for Papa Ejima hand so he nor fit command am to dey do normal!


Na so Oga Harvest carry him own 'device' come house o! I nor know the name wey I for use describe the thing!


He say na generator, but when he on the thing for night, I nor dey too sure if dem give am manual where he from buy the device!


The kain noise wey dey comot from that some thing, be like grinding machine wey get evil spirit wey dey manifest inside!


If person plug battery, he go show say he full.


Nne na after 5mins, you nor go see charge for the battery inside phone again!


I nor dey even bother go dia again. Na im dey tanda for door dey ask why nobody wan charge for him side?!..

I nor know say Oga Harvest don hear say Mama Ejima gossip am say, na Tipa engine dem carry put inside case give am for market!

Choi...the fight nor be here o! Oga harvest drag Mama Ejima for tail no be small o!

He ask am make she go carry her 5 pikin give their real papa o!
He say Papa Ejima nor kukuma get problem as nobody go question him watery something!


He say Aftorroh, no olosho ever get belle for am!


Landlady fly come down ontop mopstick! She say who give Oga Harvest right to constintin nuisanceness for yard!  ( Stella you sabi that English biko)


Na so Oga harvest pack-and-give Landlady say which day she go decide if na black or na yellow she wan tanda with?!


I don confuse, you say wetin?

Landlord say wetin consine oga harvest with him wife decision to use cream for only her face?!*coughs*


Na as I see say landlord head nor quick carsh the jab. Na so I say, No oh! Oga landlord, no mind Oga harvest here o!


Him sef know say na 'multifacetnez' dey reign! Cloth go cover the remaing, na only face matter. Aftohroh, una go kukuma off light before una comot cloth! But no be there oga harvest dey go!


As persin wey no like make person dey inside dark, especially when nepa don on light.

I say make I explain give *abeg,why landlady dey use one open and close eye look me?*

Anyway, Oga harvest mean say which of the concurrent man 'down below' she prefer, make she nor dey confuse children DNA.


I nor even know wetin happen. Every where just dey Black! Black! Na who off light? Na when I open eyes, na ontop mat for inside my room I dey!


Wetin hapun? Wetin hapun? Why una dey inside my room as i dey sleep? Una meet door open?
Why I dey wear dress wah wear inside dream?



Na im i see landlady dey vibrate for my window dey shout 'Abeg o, hep me wake am o! Na devil work! Make una pour more water for her face!


I say wetin happen? Na when I carry hand for my head, I feel am! Choi, I feel am! Na Landlady gimme better wozing for head! Wah hibernate! I nor expect am!


Na im I say make dem gimme chair, make I sidon outside...If na die, I die! I nor dey carry person lie go my grave!


Light nor dey that place wey I from come! Na black, black I say see! I must to enter heaven!


Na so I open my mouth begin talk wetin I hear, see, smell!

When I finish my talk for yard, na Oga harvest hep me fold mat, carry me put inside my room, close door!


For the next 1month! Na overnight oga harvest say he go dey on him device, Nobody fit challenge am! Na so so family members dey parade our yard, dey try solve the matter for dem Landlord and baba Ibeji


Mama Ejima don lodge for Igbobi. Oga landlord dey mortuary, he go ask if he fit come deposit living being for there? Landlady don miss! Papa Ejima dey park, make I go confirm if him bus go pass my village, mah send am to give person something for house. * clicks tongue*


Abeg make dem no separate the Ejima o, he nor Mata if one resembu landlord and the other one resembu Oga Harvest! Children na the heritage of the Lord! *sideeyes*

Wait wait wait.....

The five Children no belong to papa Ejima? So Oga harvest and Landlord epp am? All those houses with multiple tenants, things dey happen there oooooh....

Why you put mouth for the matter? wetin you talk sef? Na wah oh...

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