Hmmmm........
Kids of these days are something else......
Is your kid funny? Does he or she do anything that is really funny and stands out? lets gist!
One of my Bambinos sent me a WhatsApp message yesterday with the words
*Mama i just saw someone that looks like you with big bum bum'' Hahahahahahahahahaha
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Yesterday my little cousin asked his kid sis if she smokes 'igbo' and the 3 years old replied him that he'll first and smoke 'hausa' before she smokes the 'igbo'. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 It was hilarious!
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DeleteChildren of these days with the way they talk. My 4-year-old daughter just said to me this morning "mummy when I grow up, I will have big bum bum😄😄. I just shut her up.....inukwa
ReplyDeleteBut there's nothing wrong with that naaa. Or is there?
DeleteNot that something is wrong with what she said, just that I don't want her to start nursing such thing in her mind at this her tender age.
DeleteMy 5 years old is like that, always saying what she will do and buy when she grows up, believe me na big, big things she dey proclaim
Deletelol😄😄😄😄
DeleteOne of my young friends came to my house, she visits regularly...
ReplyDeleteWhen she finished eating the biscuits she came with,
She asked my little girl to go and trash the wraps for her ...
My daughter asked her gently...
"I thought God gave you hands !"
She was dazed for for 5 seconds . I cautiined my daughter when I heard o!
That girls mouth won't put her in trouble o 😂
How did she learn to speak in such mammer at such age?
DeleteWhat?
DeleteThese computer age kids ehh
My daughter once asked me why are adults so lazy? Why can they learn to do somethings for themselves? 7 year old girl wey I just ask to go keep bag for me oh...of course she got a lecture from me. Very sharp mouth they have these days..
DeleteMy niece.
ReplyDeleteOne time I went over to visit my brother and his family,We had fun and all.As I was leaving,I gave his 2year old daughter a double #500 for keeps,but guess what this 'grandma' did..She shared the money into two and gave her parents.
She went to her Mom first and gave her half,but you know how women can be,She tried to cajole her into collecting all but she blatantly refused and went straight to the Dad to give him his share...I was gobsmacked🤯
Heheheheh lol
DeleteAwwwh that's really good
DeleteBetter pikin
DeleteFunny girl
DeleteI went to get some water in a place close by here in Bayelsa. I needed to wash my clothes and probably shower after that. I asked a little boy where people usually fetches water. He directed me to a politician's residence who lives down the road.
ReplyDeleteSo getting there, I went through the gate being that he's a popular figure in Bayelsa, his compund is always opened to people to fetch water.
The moment I entered, I sight a cage opened. It became so clear that a dog probably have been let loose. My instinct said turn around and immediately I did. Guess what? The big gigantic dog was at my back staring at me.
Chimooo, I almost die of heart attack. Immediately I summoned courage, ran and jumped into a varanda inside the compound. You need to see how the dog chased me as if i took it possession.
Na so the politician children use me catch cruise. While I was still taking cover, these children below ten years started demonstrating among themselves, saying, "this uncle know how to run oo, e for bite in yansh" The other one said, "uncle has long legs oo" and they all laughed and kept demonstrating how I ran. It was a lady I believe their aunt that scolded them before they stopped.
They were just sheepishly laughing at me and at a point I joined them to laugh too. One of them later went and held the dog. After some play, took it back to the cage and locked it.
I no blame them sha, children I fit buy biscuits and bobo for used me catch highlight. There was no indication of a dog at this entrance and this is very wrong in all aspects.
You must be very good at running🤣🤣🤣🤣
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DeleteDamn! This is not funny oo!! Those kids need to be disciplined, reason why I don't enter people's compound, I must ask if they have dog 🐕 if I must enter
DeleteMy son was misbehaving, so I asked him what the colour of his problem is? He told me the color of his problem is "Orange"😥😄😄
ReplyDeleteLast week I was enjoying some chicken bone, my daughter asked me why I like chewing bone, bone is for dogs😪😔
😄😄 orange color. Kids are just the best
DeleteOne day,I got emotional and was crying didn't know my 2year old son was nearby,only for him to carry my wrapper and start cleaning my tears,it made me cry more,but thinking about it is kinda funny now sha,with the way he was just doing it with all seriousness 🥰🥰
ReplyDeleteLol 🥰, thats really cool of him.
DeleteYou just melt my heart
DeleteAwwww
DeleteHe's like my son, always checking up on me 'mummy how're you?' 'mummy why's your face like that'
DeleteMummy are you going out?
Sometimes I get tired and if he doesn't do it sometimes,I secretly crave it
May he grow to be a kind man
DeleteAwww
Bless his little heart, he will always bring comfort to you
DeleteWow..... Stella I'm just imagining how big your boys will be now,it's been a long while you share their pictures here.children do the imaginable always na, I remember then whenever I'm in a gathering with my niece and nephew ,my prayer is always that they dont say things that hurt others so when they start speaking to an extent, I try cut them shut.
ReplyDeletewhere did you see her kids picture😏😏😏
Delete😂😂😂😳😳for where. This your lie carry 👑 crown 4 head
DeleteWell I think she did one way or the other, one of them was a page boy at a wedding, funny how I can't remember who the couple are now Sha, but I remember the story. Na coded posting sha
DeleteI think the first picture of one of Stellz Bambinos was when he graduating from a level in school to the next one.There were other kids gathered and he was passing through the center.kai e don tey o,Stellz didn't make the picture clear,she sorta made it blurry.
Delete16.25 she did years backcl they were page boys for a Nollywood actresses wedding. Bridle your fingers
DeleteI saw one video on Instagram, a woman was standing on a cliff, you know those cliff where you jump and land in water, so her daughter was on the other side. She asked the girl if she should do it, the child first replied her with a yes, and added "you are probably going to die" I laugh so hard at that video. I'm sure the mother won't do. Children are like spirit
ReplyDeleteThis holiday, i took my 12yrs old daughter to learn tailoring that her lesson teacher will b coming to teach her by weekends...
ReplyDeleteI am super amazed she's interested and ready to learn according to her "madam"
She brought some pieces of cloth home to work on
She was drawing n cleaning on the sample fabrics till 11pm yesterday b4 i told her to go and sleep...
She continued again when she came back frm church
She said mum i want to sew for u oh
I was so happy and ready to encourage her and wear whatever she sews
Only to tell me she will sew jumpsuit n bum shorts for me
Haba
Jumpsuits bi bawo for goodness sake? Person wey never sabi how to cut oh
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DeleteAbeg wear d jumpsuit to encourage her 😁😁😁
DeletePlease encourage my girl oh, by allowing her to make that jump suit for you, 😁😄😲😲💃💃💃😃😃😃
Delete@daddy GO
DeleteI will wear it😁😁😁😁
My son refused to greet my landlord when he came out in the morning. I told him to say good morning sir and he replied no that man is a small person. Thank God the man didn't here but the grand child heard.😀😀😀
ReplyDeleteHmm, children. I got my last child (11 year old) up one night to wash his toilet which he refused to wash during the day; guy man kept turning around instead of doing what was expected of him, next thing I heard was, "mummy but this is child labour" I calmly replied him, "yes son in my house there is child labour and if you are not ready to be subjected to it, you are free to pack uour bags and leave for where there is no child labour."
ReplyDeleteImagine using the toilet and waiting for me to be the one to come clean for him. When I try to repeat the episode he comes whisper to me that I should not talk about his sins to others. Parenting is a whole demanding adventure. May God help parents to get things right with their kids in this generation.
One told his mom he's always ashamed each time she comes to pick him from school, says she doesn't dress well like other parents
ReplyDeleteA colleague says he was helping his wife to mop the living room when their neighbor's child of about four years asked him why he's mopping the floor for his wife, it was his wife's responsibility and not he's. He also says his daddy told him that as man, he's not supposed to participate in house chores, it's his sisters and mom's responsibility.
These are not funny actually, we need to do better in raising these kids cos my ears don full for that children department
I read somewhere that if you as a parent do not disagree with your children or your kids hate you at some point, then you are not a good parent. It took me years to understand this, because in the course of trying to embibe good characters in them. They'll see you as a bad parent or even hate you at some point until they're old enough to see you were doing the best for them... Thank God for my mom, because if na my papa alone, we for spoil finish. Today everyone is saying mom was the best even in her absence , we now see what she was doing then
ReplyDeleteVery true
DeleteI didn't like my mum while growing up
We are bffs now, we talk every. day
So many but just this last night,my third daughter who is four said,mummy I don't know what I press on the remote control and it made the television to shut up.
ReplyDeleteExplanation:she pressed mute and the television went mute and she said mummy the television shut up.
The television shut up na
DeleteA queen!😂
DeleteWhat's mute? Shut up it is!
Smart girl, she at 4 understood the process she just didn't know the word mute
DeleteYears ago,our neighbor that we usually sit outside and gist in the evening,we were all waiting for admission to the university,so we were always outside in the evening gisting,so this particular evening,I was tired and didn't feel like talking and then he knocked at the gate,I sent my small stepsister to go tell him that am not around,people of God,she said to him 'she say she no dey',I laughed hard and had to gist by force.
ReplyDeleteSo innocent in nature. So don't blame them
DeleteHmmm, this afternoon, my son asked me if is the man that pays for all the food and drinks people eat in a marriage ceremony, I told him " is mostly a man's duty".
ReplyDeleteHe is like " is it not wickedness for money to be involved in marriage ceremony and that so much"
I told him ,it is like that for most people.
He quietly asked is there any country he doesn't have to spend so much for ceremony.
I just told the father to take over the chat with him.
Saw one kid on a popular blogger IG post where the child mimicked a man with hunch back it was hilarious
ReplyDeleteYes.. very funny
DeleteThere’s this my nephew that’s just 4 . He is quite reserved unlike his elder brother. So one day they came along with their parents to visit me and as he was playing a game on my tab, he suddenly looked up and asked me “aunty , where are your kids?”
ReplyDeleteEven my younger brother, his dad was shocked and angry with him for asking such question . I just told his dad that there isn’t anything wrong with the question and I told my nephew that the kids will come but first, I have to get a husband and he was like okay and continued playing his game.
So months later,I went to visit them and was helping out that my nephew with his homework and after sometime, he went to the living room to get something and saw a carpenter who came to fix some stuff in the house. He later came back and whispered to me “ I have found you a husband, there’s a man in the parlor”
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DeleteAwwwwwwn😂🥰🥰
DeleteLol....
DeleteHe wants cousins to play with soon!
May God perfect all that concerns you.
Lol.....this got me ROTFL
DeleteSee innocence 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ anon 17:02 Amen 🙏
DeleteAmen 17.02
DeleteGOD bless his innocent heart, awww
My son is very hyper and destroys things. I think the only words I say these days are stop that!, Leave there!, What's wrong with you?!
ReplyDeleteYesterday he pushed the speaker to the ground and I genuinely didn't even have strength to shout. I just said "Andre..." in a very exhausted way and baba ran like speed of light to hide. On top of the bed. With pillow covering his head🤦
My pikin don hide be that o smh. I just went and removed the pillow from the "wise" boy's head and he went like "oh oh!"😂
Me I dunno where he heard "oh oh" from because that's my first time hearing him say it
😀😀😀😀 abeg free my boy, he only wants to help you arrange the house
DeleteLol
DeleteLol.. it's from cartoon na.
DeleteFrom today start confessing positive things about him
DeleteDon't say he destroys things, say you are calm and your hands are blessed
I was downstairs cooking, when I heard my 5 years old nephew ran down the stairs screaming, I was so scared, cos he was watching cartoon while I was cooking. And as he didn't fall on the stairs, God was faithful
ReplyDeleteOkay, oga what's wrong he started screaming " When one door closes, another door opens " I was confused and? He said they said it in the cartoon. He was hugging me tight, that when one door closes another door will open. Chio, how you go start to dey explain give fearful boy that it is just an idiom not something scary
Lol...
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DeleteI asked my 3yrs old daughter if she has sense, she said no oo, she doesn't have sense. I was forced to pray for her to have sense in Jesus Name, this little lady insist say she doesn't want to have sense. I don't know how they think.
ReplyDeleteI don't know the aunty that told my neighbor's children that it's only if they eat beans that they will be tall😏, these children of 5and 3 years asked their Daddy's friend who is dwarf why he didn't eat enough beens when he was younger, their mum cautioned them, they still have the mind to advise the man's wife that she should better give her children enough beans so that they can be tall like her.
We were all embarrassed, but these man and his wife were just laughing.
Children ehn, their mum punished them when the man left, I didn't even beg for them
😮......buhaaaaaaaasa🤣🤣🤣
DeleteHey gosh! See me rolling on the floor and teary🤣
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DeleteThey have very sharp mouth these days....one day my 7 year old was watching me take the communion and then asked me why the wafers looked like paper. So I then explained to her that it was made of unleavened bread and that it was the same thing the children of Israel used for communion and also ate at the Passover...she just looked at me and said mummy next thing you will be eating bitter herbs and lamb without blemish...lol.I just looked at her and laughed so hard
ReplyDelete🤣🤣🤣🤣@lamb without blemish
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DeleteWhen ever I'm breastfeeding my baby girl, my 4years old son will say " mummy this one( my breast) is for him, while this is for my sister.
ReplyDeleteHe favorite position in the house is staying by the window, he greets everyone passing by," Eni,Must you greet everybody, yes mummy, my daddy said if I see people I should greet.
My 5 years old is a blessing to Us, she talks and behave like an adult, somebody that corrected me that is father is not an old man simply because he has little grey hair on his head. Madam said we are but young couples. 😄😄😄😄.
ReplyDelete#Hotmum
Anytime my 2 year old cries unnecessarily i bring out my wooden spoon and threatened to flog her for her to keep quiet. Few weeks ago I was watching a YT video where the lady announced she lost her full term baby I screamed out noo and was crying my toddler came, peeped at me ran to thr kitchen brought out the wooden spoon saying " shush mummy ssshh I'll flog you ooo"
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DeleteHahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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DeleteThis is sad.
DeleteMy son kept making noise with his toy while I was studying. I cautioned him several times and finally told him if he does that again he would see my true color.
ReplyDeleteHe became excited and ran over to where I was, he told me his true color is blue that he turns blue when he’s mad and he would like to see my own true color 🤦♀️
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DeleteSo what's is your own true color, show him na
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DeleteMy little nephew of 4years old asked me if he could borrow my bible to say his memory verse, I say yes thinking he wants to read, I keep staring at him with the bible, he was flipping through pages and was nodding, I asked him bobo why the nodding ? He replied me Aunty is that not how you use to do when you reading any book that I looked at him and started 😅😅😅
ReplyDeleteLol 😂
DeleteMy little cousin sings 'tinye kwa m na BUCKET gi oo, instead of tinyekwa m na BUDGET gi oo.
ReplyDeleteVery funny comments 🤣🤣😂
ReplyDeleteAfter I was discharged from the hospital I was staying In my elder brother's house..one day I was trying to sleep and my nephew was disturbing me I told him I want to rest ..the next day when he came back from school after eating and doing his homework the next thing I heard from him is anty since u dont want me to disturb you, allow me to go to my friends house if not I will not allow you to rest today again..
ReplyDeleteHe needs cautioning
DeleteI was looking for something one day , I asked my daughter of 5years for it she said she didn't see it. Then I told her my mind was telling me she was the one that lost that thing then she said in a sober voice "haha Mummy how can your mind be telling you that , don't mind your mind she lies too much. 😁😁
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DeleteMy 5 year old took my phone to press as usual, and I was on a support chat with a client resolving a serious issue. So I shouted; "leave my phone!". She looked at me and said; "must you shout?" and walked away😮 .
ReplyDeleteI was too shocked to even react 🤷♂️🤦♀️