Hmm...
STAND ALONE NARRATIVE
EXPENSIVE JOKE
Is it normal for a husband to joke about getting a DNA test on their baby cos the baby looks like the wife?. PS... The wife has never cheated but the husband is always cheating on the wife.
Hmmm, what an expensive Joke.. He is insecure because he also probably cheats with married women.... She should sit him down and ask him if he is really joking or means it so you get it out of the way...If he is not joking then go for a DNA with him if your hands are clean....
Is it normal for a husband to joke about getting a DNA test on their baby cos the baby looks like the wife?. PS... The wife has never cheated but the husband is always cheating on the wife.
Hmmm, what an expensive Joke.. He is insecure because he also probably cheats with married women.... She should sit him down and ask him if he is really joking or means it so you get it out of the way...If he is not joking then go for a DNA with him if your hands are clean....
He's insecure and probably don't trust women because of what he does and see with them. For you, it should be a red flag because it shows that he doesn't trust you.
ReplyDeleteSincerely, I don't find it offensive if my husband should decide to do DNA on his kids
ReplyDelete*Larry was here*
Thank you Larry, what's the big deal if the husband said he wants to do DNA?
DeleteIt shows a lack of trust unless he watched a movie about babies switched at birth and wants to be sure that didn't happen to you guys.
DeleteIt depends on the situation that warranted such joke. It could be nothing really especially since DNA test has become one of the hot topics online, so it likely came out of his subconciousness. You should have told him how the joke made you feel.
ReplyDeleteAnd if you don't have anything to hide, let him do the test, afterall, he will bear the cost.
Maybe he wants to be sure or probably joking.. but don't take it lightly cos he might still do it behind your back
ReplyDeleteHe doesn't trust his wife,the wife should go for DNA test if she's sure of herself.
ReplyDeleteIf I was in this shoe, I will encourage him to do the test. After it comes out positive, I will unleash hell in that house. He will rue the hour he met me. Nonsense.
ReplyDeleteHell? What kind? Then you lose your victory?
DeleteImpugning a married woman's chastity is not new. In those days, when a woman passes the traditional test, she quietly takes the upper hand in the marriage. The man is made to appease her. Any woman who brings hell into her marriage because she passed a dna test is likely to throw her victory away.
In any case, passing a DNA test is not proof a woman is not playing away.
Hell for a man who already has no atom of respect for his wife as evidenced by his blatant cheating.
DeleteHe should ahead and get the DNA . Joke or no joke to put his mind at rest. He should stop cheating cos it's messing with his mind to think his wife also cheats
ReplyDeleteJust get the dna test and be done with it
ReplyDeleteInfact get it even if he says it’s okay not to
He doesn't trust you. If he does, I don't think he will even think of such joke in the first place.
ReplyDeleteHe cheats so thinks you do same too..
ReplyDeleteUse reverse psychology on him..next time he says that even as a joke;jokingly say “sure,you need to do the DNA because I’m not indisciplined like you,there is this DNA Centre on …..(research a name here) that is giving 30% off so let’s rush now before price reverts”
Don’t make him know you are angry with the DNA jokes;the moment he realizes how serious you are with doing the DNA,he won’t go ahead knowing it’s not cheap and he would respect you more and end the jokes…
Understand that most humans say their minds under the influence of “I’m joking” so jokingly always reciprocate😉,everything no be anger,fight or quarrel..
@MARTINS
If your hands are clean anytime he raise the joke ensure you insist on getting it done at a place he chooses. But if I am in your shoes, things will not be the same again. I will find it hard to forgive his not trusting me.
ReplyDeleteTell him to go ahead. He probably knacks people's wives so his insecurity is dealing with him.
ReplyDeleteExpensive joke..
ReplyDeleteThe better for you,let him go ahead with the DNA test so you will have rest of mind,he thinks you too cheats on him..
You already knows his mind,,so allow him to go head for peace ✌🏻 to reign..
Very BIG joke.
DeleteLicious babe
He no trust u
ReplyDeleteIf na me be the wife, I will allow him go and waste money on the DNA test na. As long as he is using his money and not our joint money then he will come face me later.
ReplyDeleteDNA or not, monitor how he treat that baby, don't let him damage your child because of his insecurities. Some adults are not just it.
ReplyDeleteFelicity
Hope you are not afraid of away goal you have scored
ReplyDeleteEven though the chronicle says his wife has never cheated, you still want to edit and add your own version.
DeletePlease let him go for the DNA and be sure you bill him indirectly for this act by inflating the price of everything needed in the house, including school fees and the rest.
ReplyDeleteTruly, this is not a joke I have heard before. But if you are 100% sure of the paternity then tell him to go right ahead. I don't know where it says a child must look like the father. Some kids don't even look like either of their parents or any other sibling, or any relative.
ReplyDeleteBut a child must resemble somebody in the families of the father or mother, or have a distinct physical feature of either family.
DeleteIf you are not cheating then why are you worried..
ReplyDeleteLet him go ahead if he wants since you are very sure the child is his
People need to understand that conducting DNA tests is not necessarily a sign of mistrust.Sometimes,it’s for clarity and to reduce doubt to zero.Things are really happening in the world Abeg.
ReplyDeleteRead what you typed again and you will see that you are saying the same thing about insecurity
DeleteInside this life where a woman confessed to her husband she slept with her ex shortly before their marriage and he forgave her and got pregnant but the baby neither belongs to the ex nor husband ?inside that kind life?I will do DNA o no matter how much I love my wife.
ReplyDeleteWhy is he still threatening? Let him go on with it so we can hear word. Hian!
ReplyDeletethe way everyone of you are saying, if her hands are clean she should agree, so if she have cheated before she should not agree for DNA test, the man is cheating, his own guilt is making him insecure, if the fool wants to waste his money, allowing him, but react how you for fit afterwards, if you want to leave fine, cos you feel betrayed, if it is to go for marriage counseling or therapy of for the infidelity and trust issues, he created, fine.
ReplyDeleteWell,if I were to be the woman,I will gladly obliged then show him my displeasure.
ReplyDeleteI don't see anything wrong there, allow him do his thing.
ReplyDeleteThis is expensive joke.
ReplyDeleteLol..
ReplyDeleteNot that I don't trust my wife oh,. But if we don't do DNA test, how would those people working there eat..
That's not fair nah 😌😌
Please kings, let's all do DNA test on our kids so that money can circulate 🤌
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DeleteThe guilty are always afraid
DeleteThe moment you get the test and prove your legit divorce the baggar
ReplyDeletePerson wey no get liver to divorce for cheating?
DeleteInstead, she should use the good result to negotiate stoppage of his cheating.
Poster r u sure your husband does not have a child outside with another married woman? Your better start your investigation now o.
ReplyDeleteNext time he says that
ReplyDeleteTell him he needs to do DNA on himself to confirm his paternity. He will keep quiet.
KING XOXO MYSTERY
For the poster to reach out to Stella, she's guilty. There's no child in this world that looks a 100% like one parent. A least a trait from the other parent will show.
ReplyDeleteNo offense and I’m a woman. Why would I get offended if my husband wants a dna on our kids? I may be startled or even a bit upset but he can do ten million DNA tests. An innocent mind fears no accusation. Please don’t listen to those saying you should torture him if the test is in his favor since you are sure it is. Let him go ahead. I don’t believe it’s a big deal but that’s personal. I’m in an older generation and have never been out there so even my in laws can each do dna I don’t care. You need him to stop cheating though. That is more offensive in my opinion than his dna request.
DeleteRubbish. I won’t do any DNA. Thank f you have no reason to suspect me don’t freaking joke with me. It is nonsense to tell me if I am not guilty then I should agree…deal with your insecurity. If you cheat I don’t
ReplyDeleteThe only ground for Poster's grouse is that the husband says the child resemble her only.
ReplyDeleteNa here we siddon read chronicle or comment of the woman whose child was stolen and switched at birth. The husband did secret DNA which shows he was not the father of the child brought home. It was the joint DNA of husband and wife that lead to the discovery of the crime at the hospital.
Doing DNA is no longer an issue of trust or unfaithfulness.
A woman can be a cheat without engaging in paternity fraud the way some men cheat without impregnating their cheating partners.
Any time he brings up the issue, jokingly agree with him to go for the DNA test.
Simple case.
Staying with an adulterous partner is condonation. You cannot condone and insist against the same act by the bend.
ReplyDeleteSurprised that Poster expects her husband not to think DNA because he is cheating. Since Poster is staying on with the cheating, it is not a basis for being annoyed with the DNA joke.
Abeg he should go ahead and do DNA test. The rate at which paternity fraud is common nowadays, it's the women they least expect that are even guilty. My motto is Trust but verify.
ReplyDeleteNo woman should take offense if her husband wants to conduct DNA test. I wish it could be done after child birth too. Not only would that reduce the rate of paternity fraud, even the exchange of babies in the hospital would disappear as innocent mothers would conduct a maternity test when there's a negative
DNA is only proof of paternity, doesn't test whether a wife is cheating pls
ReplyDeleteSo you are offended by the DNA joke and not offended by his continuous cheating? Who do Nigerian ladies this kain thing abeg?
ReplyDeleteHow can a man you call horseband keep sleeping with other women and you are still opening legs for him to pour his contaminated sperm into you? You keep having more babies for a cheat? God forbid I remain under the same roof with a cheating horseband