TUESDAY In House News

 Tuesday hailings!

IN HOUSE YARNINGS

I saulte una..

The image up there is Artificial Intelligence and has no resemblance to anyone.If you claim it resembles you or is your photo, na you sabi oooh.....Go to your microsoft bing and create your own photos.....Even if you describe yourself, it will generate anyhow photos....

EHEN TO MY ZEEONE SERIES

Just normal things happening and nothing major....The witch Rukaya is already planning on how to distract Prince Salim to her side and Salim got his first punishment when he left the Palace dressed like a peasants son to return Anakalis leg bells for dancing.....

Roshni has agreed to marry handsome Yash.....I prefer the Yash sef to siddart that always bends neck like agama lizard and shines eyes anytime they tell him something he knows alreadys....Always swearing he will teach lesson that he never teachesSiddart saw his siter crying,the husbond don beat am well well, that one wey thief person husband don dey chop breakfast...The husband don dey go back go meet the wife he leave say he dey miss her ...Hmmm some men marry for money and go back to beg the women they love, if the woman is smart she agrees and them go begin chop together...Hissssssss

The sam is not even smart............

Madam Roshni has agreed to an official engagement party......very dull woman that is always crying...

I noticed one thing about Indian women, once they marry, they is a kind of bangles they wear to indicate that they are marreid and like the ring, they must wear it everyday...... I ran into an indian lady once on the life, well she looked like an American but i noticed even with her 21st century baddie dressing she has on some kind of red bangles, like 20 on each hand..I asked if she is Indian and she said yes and that she just got married and the bangles are a sign of love from her husband....She asked how i know about the bangles, I said ZEEONE..... she had a good laugh......

I am planning to visit Delhi or Mumbai and buy all those their lovely outfits, they have some beautiful Jalabia that is very dressyand has pants underneath.

I also noticed that most of the ladies in all the series i am watching, their hair is wig...meaning say dem don dey wear wig sinceeeeeeeeeeeeeee....

What exactly will rukaya do that Jalal will catch her? how much damage did she do to Prince Salim befroe she was caught..I hate suspense, please gimme my spoilers fast.

Thank you for the spoilers...Mrs sharon you too can add yours abeg....

BV Milkshakes are you through with the names i asked you to compile or still searching?Please do not be partial and say you wont chose someone cos they insulted you or you had a fallout with them, remember your story with me and always choose love!

Who can guess what i feel like eating?

Hugs to everyone!

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PINKYS CORNER

Yesterday after church service, we both went out to do somethings but at different location. So, on my way back, I had to stop close to where she went to in order to tell her to meet me up so we can go home together. I called and she responded saying, she is also through.

Ok now, i told her to meet me somewhere, then I went and sat down on a brick adjacent where i asked her to meet (I sat near a bank) waiting for her. 

Funny enough, when she came, instead of her to call me to know if I'm inside the eatery i asked her to meet me,she went straight inside.Instead of her to ask if i was inside or outside..Lol

We decided to leave together and we finally got a bike to take us  straight to where we were headed. The bike man went through a road just to boycott traffic jam. Where we passed na one silent and calm road. Not long, we saw a bike man with two passengers pass us and  snatched a lady's phone who was standing by the road side but was buried in that phone(i.e, she was so busy with the phone that she never knew when those guys snatched the phone from her). We were confused , then our bike man wanted to move fast,may be he was planning to stop them, then I told him to mind his business and what if they have gun with them. 

We moved just 3mins ahead then we saw that bike man who carried those guys. The man was seen standing and confused. Then, the bike man asked him what happened? Our bike man wanted to put off his engine and stop then I shouted at him and told the man to move forward to where much people are. Which he did then beckoned on the other bike man and he rode down to where we stopped. I thought he was part of them because,for him to have noticed that, his passenger snatched someone's phone and he didn't stop but it wasn't what I thought of.

When he approached the bike man who carried us, he said and I quote "wan ja phone Omo yen gba, wan tun gba gbogbo Owo ti owa ni Owo mi. Wan je gbe okada imi". i.e, they snatched the girls phone and also collected all the money with him before asking him to stop and they went with another bike. 

The bike man asked if he knows the bike man who carried them but he said, he suspects that, they work together because the bike man was waiting for them. He said, immediately he got where he packed(where he packed was where the bike man was and he was at alert), he was asked to stop and they jumped down then the bike man took them away.

Now, I had to tell him to thank God because, if it was police officer or they were unlucky and people caught them, it would have been so difficult for people to believe he is not part of them. This life ehn.

Nawah oh...

The BV that wanted to gift Pinky money, please i have responded with his account, check your email and revert. he has been excitedly waiting for alert sir.Thank you.

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INSIDE THE MIND OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD

I just moved to a new state and I needed to get my hair done ( decided to grow it out) it’s still very short so I needed someone who could handle my short hair and make “didi” cornrows, its supposed to aid hair growth.

Someone recommended a hairstylist close to my house and off I went. She was good, her service was great and everything was going well till her friends came around.

The first friend looked like she was in her fifty's, very beautiful woman who wouldn’t stop complimenting my princess as I was sitting and blushing away suddenly she grabbed at my princess and lifted her out of my hands before I could blink.
I told myself to calm down, given her age and all she was just trying to be nice but she went ahead to start singing, pecking and blowing bubbles at my babies mouth. All the diseases that could be contracted orally from adults to baby started going through my head.
I told myself not to panic and control my expression while I was muttering “ blood of Jesus” under my breathe because at that point I needed divine intervention not to react negatively.
She soon handed the baby over to my relief, I rocked my princess to sleep and as she was sleeping another friend of the hairdresser’s walked in and after greeting me said oh your baby is sleeping, she is so cute I came to carry her to my own shop so I can play with her.
I have never met this lady in my life and she thought it was okay to ask me to give my baby to her, out of my sight.. . She waited a little and when I wouldn’t bulge she left and said maybe when the baby wakes up.

Never!! Was what I replied in my mind while trying to maintain a smile and leave quickly. I know people used to do this back in the days when everyone trusted one another but times have changed, one has to be security conscious and all

Please if you kiss people’s babies or even toddlers out of being nice and playful, please stop it’s not healthy and safe for the child. Their immunity isn't strong yet .

Hahahahahhahaha na we you dey tell? you for tell the woman wey carry BJ mouth dey blow kisses at your princess na...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

we don hear *straight face*

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FACTS

When someone gives you advice, respond with "you're right" rather than "I know." You'll come across as being nicer.

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In South Carolina, the maximum sentence for beating your dog is longer than the maximum sentence for beating your wife.

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Phagomania is a psychological condition that causes a person to be obsessed with food and or the excessive desire to eat.

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Oysters, avocado, chocolate, and bananas are all known to increase s#x drive.

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Confidence is not ‘they will like me’. Confidence is ‘I’ll be fine if they don’t’ — things everyone should know

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Pineapple acts as a natural painkiller because it contains bromelain, an anti-inflammatory enzyme.

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