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Wednesday, July 02, 2025

The Unprofessional Bank Thief

A man entered FCMB bank premises ,made his way to the restroom and once inside, he locked the door and hid in the ceiling. He waited for the staff to leave  and at night he descended and tampered with the bank’s systems and locked himself inside the building....


The next morning, staff noticed the entrance was locked from within and had to force their way in. 
Once inside, they discovered someone hiding in the ceiling panels. When they switched on the computers, strange prompts began to appear, messages like "restarting" and "click OK to accept" popped up on screen. 
He was severely beaten by the security on duty and was heard confessing that he acted alone......

27 comments:

  1. This is just so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  2. They shouldn't have given him ladder to step down. How did he get up there? They should have allowed him break his leg/s first whilst trying to come down then beat him mercilessly before handing him over to the police. Thief!!!

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    1. Dear Kangs, 🤣🤣. Goan hustle like the "ameokun" if e easy.

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    2. 12:55
      In how many countries in the world would you find more women engaged in legitimate legal work than men. Certainly not in Nigeria.

      If you are in paid employment, how many women are your co-employees. Only in marketing departments of some company you would find more more women. And the reason is obvious. Is that "reason" you are bragging about.

      Some of the most vocal among you guys constantly make it appear that men who visit this blog are jobless. Sadly, the Blog owner appears to condone that lazy thinking by some of you.

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    3. Anon 1255 I don't know who stole your bread but go and rest abeg. Women are putting men to shame in Nigeria with their hard work and resourcefulness. Even this blog on which you are fixing your mouth to complain as if someone took your feeding bottle is owned by a woman. Please go and find your fellow red pill content consumers so you can whinge and leave us alone in peace.

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    4. Unprofessional kang. One even had the guts to say na market women full here. Meanwhile, they are doing legit biz o

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    5. Enter the markets and see road side sellers, farmers, big traders, they are mostly women, the wombless pens danglers have no periods ,pregnancy or menopause to grapple with in addition to being physically stronger in most cases. They have zero excuse not to make something of their lives yet whine and are lazy and greedy

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  3. Oleeeeeeeee
    The beating no be here o
    I just Finished Watching The Video,
    He Go Hear am with him Yeye All Back weaving..


    Hello iya Boys

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  4. What a wawu 😱. He even locked himself inside 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  5. The planking he got,from those angry policemen ehn. 😠😠😠

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  6. Na real unprofessional bank thief. So how did he intend to break into the vault and steal money na.
    This is the main reasons bank put their rest room outside the banking hall.

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  7. Lol. What a mu.mu man. I'm sure if he ever gets out of this, he will never st.eal in his life again

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  8. 🤣🤣🤣🤣, so funny.
    ~ice

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  9. Wahala o, gbolo thief. Wetin he dey find e don see am 🤣

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  10. 😂😂😂 no be small unprofessional tiff 😂 mumu no go look for work.

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  11. As intelligent as he is. He nor fit use the brain think up something that could have changed his life, na mischief 😭

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  12. Arrest all that beat him
    Say no to jungle justice of all forms

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  13. Foolish human. He should have used his time to do something legal.

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  14. Theif! Ole!! Carryam gooooo!

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  15. Lazy covetous kang

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