TUESDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

 Tuesday Blessed Hailings....

TUESDAY MEMO

I salute everyone and wish you all a nice day.....No time to type long, i say make i post quick before monitoring Spirit go begin complain say i post late.....

*walks into room, sees alleged baby sis...STOPS and walks out without greeting her*

Is there any BV that is coming to Europe? Germany? please hit my inbox....

BV Sir ugama where you say you dey again sef? you no come send photo as said yesterday.....And you sent me message on whatsapp and until today that number isnt going again...I hope you are not a spirit?

I am about to set tout shopping....The Bambinos are on summer break and have already said in advance that i will cook whatever they want to eat...So today i am grilling chicken and making lasagne and coconut basmatti rice and plantain......Yesterday i made couscous jollof with shrimps, yellow, green and red ball peppers, green beans, carrots, corn and minced meat.........Na swallow dey hungry me but i dont have any Nigerian sauce.......

Una wey get Nigerian food for fridge, I envy una eeeeeeeeeeeh.....

Enjoy the rest of the day......One second to time to post eeeeeeeeeeeeh..

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MEMO TO LADIES

Date a boyfriend that understands that you got dark inner thighs, saggy boobs and stretch marks.

 A man who knows you can be in your periods anytime you are with him and he should know you can mess up his sheets and he should clean up after you. 

A guy who isn't shy to go to the nearest shop and buy you pads. Someone who knows a Vargeena has its natural smell.

 Date a guy who will call you just to chill with you when you are on your periods. Someone who would call and say "babe there's a job admission there and there you need to set up your CV" . 

Someone who respects and loves you for who you are . 

Someone who would recognize your mistake,Defend you in public to avoid public humiliation and correct you in Private.

 Date Someone Who Wants To Grow Old With You!!
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 The Harsh Truth About Men

1. Men are only loved based on what they provide.

A man without money, status, or value is invisible to society—even to his own family.

2. Men don’t get sympathy, only expectations.

A struggling man is mocked, not helped. The world doesn’t care about his pain—only his productivity.

3. If a man fails, he is on his own.

No safety net, no pity. A failed man is seen as useless, even by those who once praised him....CHAI

4. Men are only as good as their last achievement.

Your past success means nothing if you can’t maintain it. The moment you fall, you become irrelevant.

5. Nobody teaches men how to deal with emotions.

Society says “Be a man,” but never explains how to handle pain, stress, or heartbreak.

6. Men are judged by results, not effort.

Nobody cares how hard you try—if you don’t succeed, you’re just making excuses.

7. Men must build themselves from scratch.

No handouts, no shortcuts. A man must create his own value or be ignored.

8. Men’s problems are seen as complaints.

If a man speaks about his struggles, he’s called weak. If he stays silent, he suffers alone.

9. Men are replaceable.

In relationships, jobs, and even families—if a man can’t provide, he’s discarded like an old tool.

10. A man’s worth is always conditional.

No matter how much he loves, gives, or sacrifices, his value is always tied to what he can do.

This is the brutal reality. A man must level up, stay strong, and never expect handouts. Because in the end… Nobody is coming to save you. 

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WEIRD FACTS

---Singing when tensed helps you avoid anxiety and depression.

---80% of people have at one time found themselves subconsciously singing a song they hate.

---Roughly 6 billion people on Earth own a phone, but only 4.5 billion have access to a working toilet.

----All 13 minerals required to sustain human life can be found in alcoholic beverages: calcium, chloride, chromium, copper, iodine, iron, magnesium, manganese, phosphorus, potassium, selenium, sodium, and zinc.

---A banana is actually a berry and a strawberry isn’t.

---"Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect."

---Maturity is when you keep your mouth shut when you want to say something mean to someone. Only people at peace with themselves can do this.

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SAD TRUTH ABOUT MIGRATION

Many African families will never be together again. Not because they don’t want to be - but because they simply can never be together again.

Firstborn is in Canada.

The second born is in Dubai.

The third born is in Australia.

Fourth born is in New York.

The last born is in the UK.

Parents are in Africa, making trips once in a while to see them in different countries.

They are all getting married and having children who will never really meet or know each other -  virtual cousins!!. Their best shot is group video calls which will rarely happen because there’s no convenient regular time that works  

 for everybody due to different global time zones.

When their parents die, their homes become desolate, and in no time, the family name becomes a distant memory. 

They’ve all had to travel because Africa failed them, and they needed to leave for another country where they could have a shot at life and their children wouldn’t suffer what they went through.

This is the high price of migration that you can never put a financial value on that very few people talk about. The destruction of families and the tearing of siblings apart.

This is the silent evil that our leadership has bequeathed to us all. Even their own families are not left out.

One day, we will realize the extent of the damage and the destruction that we have done to ourselves 

So, the whole truth is simply to know that migration may be worth it, but it is also a journey that comes with a lot of pain and a high price.

THE "AFRICAN FAMILY TREE" IS LOSING ITS BRANCHES...HOW LONG CAN A TREE FLORISH WITHOUT ITS BRANCHES

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