MONDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

  Hailings this Monday...

MONDAY MEMO...

Happy Easter Monday....Welcome to the second day of a brand new you that arose as Christ resurrected--I hope that your day is going on well? The Easter is still Easter-ing on my side..What about you?

Enjoy the day..Do you celebrate Easter Monday?

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TEACHER LIFE

We recently had prefectship elections in school.
Normal process , nominations, speeches all the serious things.
But what I didn’t expect was to meet the smallest campaign manager I’ve ever seen.
This little boy in my class took it upon himself to campaign for his big sister.
And when I say campaign, I mean full-time, no salary, no break,
“Miss C, vote for my sister ok. She’s the best. If she becomes Health prefect, everybody will be happy because she’s a good girl.”
I laughed and told him,
“I can’t vote.”
He didn’t even blink.
“Okay, tell my classmates to vote for her.”
I said,
“That one is cheating.”
He paused… processed it… and just quietly walked away.
I thought that was the end of it.
Ah. I didn’t know the boy had only gone to change strategy.
Next thing, he was moving from child to child like a seasoned politician.
“Vote for my sister.” “She’s very nice.” “She’s the best.”
No discrimination. No bias.
He campaigned to everyone, even to children whose own siblings were contesting for the same position.
Confidence? 100
Conviction? 100
Shame? 0
I was just watching him like… who trained you?
Election day came. Votes were counted.And guess what?His sister won.Of course she did.
With a campaign manager like that?
Victory was not a possibility… it was a plan.
Sometimes I think we underestimate these children.Because how does a small boy understand loyalty, strategy, and persistence like that?
No fear. No overthinking. Just pure belief:
“My sister is the best"
Honestly, adults can learn something from that kind of confidence.

Support your own. Speak up. Show up. Believe loudly.
Because sometimes, all you need is one small voice going around saying :
“She’s the best.”And somehow the universe listens.

Kids of these times are sooo Intelligent it would shock you....

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NOTORIOUS FOR JESUS

I overheard this gist at a salon last week and honestly, I’m still shocked.
A woman sitting beside me said she has been worshipping in a particular church since 2024. According to her, she could confidently vouch for the pastor because she always believed he was a good man and truly filled with anointing. But something shocking happened.
She said their pastor impregnated a lady in the church who is also a member. The lady reportedly put to bed, and their studio pictures have already leaked online.
What made it more painful for her is that the pastor already has five beautiful children, three boys and two girls, and she said the wife has been crying since the news broke.
The woman kept saying how disappointed she feels because she truly believed in the pastor and his grace. However, another pastor in the church has been advising her not to be discouraged and to continue attending the church.
Then she asked a question that got everyone in the salon talking:
“If this happens in your church, will you still have the mind to continue going?” For me, I will stop attending. I cannot stand under that corrupted grace for fear of transferring the spirit. I fear who no fear men. They can seriously stain your white.

Pastors these days...what is going on with una?As for me,i will continue attending to follow the gist to the end.

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MEMO TO BV OKI

I saw the entertainment headlines you sent and I cannot use them cos there was nothing to use, they were just headlines that you sent...
I replied you and have not gotten anything reply or response from you sweetie.....
Don't worry about getting me any news again.i will give you half of the money you asked for next week..just remind me..
Thanks.

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WEIRD FACTS

---Optimists tend to live longer than pessimists
They also get sick less often and recover more quickly

--- In a famous study from 1981, researchers asked people to rate their driving ability
More than 90% rated themselves ‘above average’

--- For people with math anxiety, math problems trigger a similar brain response as physical pain

---- When basic AI was taught how to play Tetris, it discovered the best solution was to pause the game right before the screen filled up with blocks
This way, it would never lose

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MEN THAT CAN ALLEGEDLY EASILY UNDRESS AND SL€£P WITH YOUR WOMAN

Women are only loyal in their mouths and not in their nature. They are going to swear with Satan about how faithful they are but their nature is something else. She is just one quarrel from giving another man a chance. Only one temptation and she is pulling off her underwear for someone else. There are men in her circles that are waiting to taste your woman’s cookie. You don’t have to be careful, you only need to be aware so that it won’t get you off guard. Acceptance and submission is the only way out of this conundrum.

(1)Her lurking ex-boyfriend.
Women deny it all the time but most of them are seeing their exes behind their current man’s back. Most of these current men are nothing but placeholders and emotional tampons. They are men who think that they can heal hearts they did not break. They are rehabilitation centres for damaged women. Once they are done stabilizing their emotions, they will run right back to the arms of those exes who broke them. Baby daddies will always sleep with their baby mamas so easily. They need not put extra effort. The owner of the well doesn’t queue for water. Just a little misunderstanding with you and she is going to run right back into the embrace of the ex she tells you that he’s harmless. She has told you how that very ex was toxic and how she hates him with passion but that’s her mind speaking. Her nature is different. That ex is like an old happy place she can never get over. Just quarrel with her and the next minute she is going to reply to his text. The ex is a familiar land-mark where memories they share are ingrained with indelible ink.

(2)The playful boss and leader
In every organization or a group, there is a boss who is always teasing and makes her laugh her laugh heartily. One might think that there is nothing happening but attraction doesn’t falter. Your woman is going to laugh all the way into this man’s embrace and before she knows it, both of them are toad naked in the bed riding like experienced horsemen.

(3)The old teacher and guide.
He is always confident and hums with great composure. He is the man who gives her counsel with wisdom and calmness of the ocean. She adores him a great deal and this is where her admiration that grow into affection crops up from. When her dopamine highs have been ignited, they are going to sparkle all the way into his embrace. Before she could realize what’s cooking, the pestle will be in the mortar grinding like nonsense.

(4)Her Male Bestie
This one has low self-esteem. He is in the friend-zone because he doesn’t have the balls to ask her directly. She is not attracted to him enough for her to manipulate him into her trap. He is mostly not worth her salt. And because women are vulnerable and need emotional tampons when the main man has hurt them, this is why they keep these quick errand boys in their circles to use them as the emotional tampons they are. In case of an argument with the main man, she is going to get comfort from his friend-zoned male bitch. They heal by sitting on another man’s dick because they think that whoring around is punishing the main man. So, this night they have misunderstandings, this woman is going to run to her male bestie for comfort and he is going to make his move. This woman will take it to her advantage and she is going to lower her guard for him.

(5)Her instructor.
Her gym trainer or dancing instructor is always initiating touches that leaves her aroused. Every touch is a recipe to invoke desire and slowly she becomes emotionally bound to her trainer/gym instructor. Every physical closeness is an instant recipe for propagating chemistry.

(6)The office boyfriend.
At the office, she spends more time with this male colleague than you do. They are always playing card games, having lunch and making fun together. Because of this familiarity, bonds silently form and before you know it, this man understands your woman emotional radar more than you do. When it comes to forming relationships, her emotional aspect will always come before the physical aspect of her. Slowly, they are going to play cards all the way onto the office boyfriend’s bed.

(7)Her pastor. Or any man of God he follows. Regardless of the religion.
Women are always attracted to a man who exudes a sense of power. She is going to feel special when he is with the man of God because she has the illusion that he is an epitome of power. This man is likely to be her source of comfort anytime she feels distressed. If this is where she seeks solace from anytime you have a misunderstanding , this man can quickly flip off the cards. She feels safe in the account of this man and she can freely rant without judgement. Once the feeling of being understood by his man kicks in, emotional manifestations begin and in the blink of an eye, she is confiding in his embrace before graduating to getting comfort of her life in this man’s rafter bed.

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