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AURA FOR AURA SITUATION
So my husband said my kpekus is no longer gripping his gbola like before and asked why (I didn't deliver my babies through kpekus). I answered him that his gbola is shrinking as his age is advancing and that it is normal for gbola to shrink with age (he is 52yrs).
Let him go and enlarge his gbola if he cannot manage, I don't have time for rubbish talk. Something that I don't even feel anything when he is doing it for the less than two minutes that he normally lasts for..
He does not know that we are both enduring the knacking now to keep the marriage.
If he cheats, it is over, everybody leave the marriage and go sleep with whoever you like, you cannot be the only one satisfying yourself, I will divorce him and go enjoy myself outside too.
No time.
No time.
Eweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Na men wey get small gbola dey cheat pass- Allegedly oh...
Abeg do whatever suits your situation....He cannot leave you with your wide kpekus and be going to enjoy with his small gbola....Aura for aura!
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ReplyDeleteMake baba leave grip mad focus on heavenly race.
I'm telling you. All these things do not matter in heaven 🤣🤣
DeleteAura for aura 🤣
ReplyDeleteSee me laughing here 🤣. What is good for Lagos is good for Uganda abi. I'm just imagining your husband's facial expression when you gave him that savage answer
ReplyDeleteI am in my 50s and my kpekus is very tight. A mother of one adult. But separated. I don't knack often.Sometimes I am scared to meet a man in case his gbola is big. I look good for my age and men still come for me but I am selective .
ReplyDeleteDon't get me wrong ,I enjoy sex with a moderate gbola. Especially if I like the person and he knows how to get me to respond.So someone complaining of a mother with loose kpekus is off hand. I learned it can be tightened by washing with alum. I don't know how far this is true.
Madam ,don't mind him. If he likes let him go do enlargement. You can also try the alum remedy when you want to meet him.
Abi , sex na food???
15:35, read the chronicle again, the poster said she didn't deliver her children via her kpekus, that means she did CS.
DeleteThe man's gbola may be shrinking really or maybe he entered when she was in certain times of the month that the kpekus is really wet and slippery.
Madam, don't ever give that "washing kpekus with alum" a thought. It's not a healthy practice...
DeleteAlum?? Nope! Nopity Nope. Women should do kegel exercises if they feel the need to firm up. Don't put stuff down there pleaseeeee
DeleteHahahahahahahahahahahaha @ shrinking gbola and wide kpekus.
ReplyDeleteBut seriously, poster, you both should sit down and talk and find ways to enhance your sex life. You are not old couple, you should enjoy sex.
Let him go and enlarge his gbola
ReplyDeletePoster we need pictures of your kpekus taken from different angles to help us confirm if it is truly wide or tight.
ReplyDeleteMake a video stimulating your clit, it will help us confirm if your husband is mistaking over wetness for wide kpekus.
You can send your husband's D picture to female BVs to confirm if it is truly shrinking, which I doubt.
Good you want to divorce him before sampling outside instead of doing it "Sandra_Chike" way.
You can hardly see the hole of my kpekus even when I use to hands to open it but when dick enters, its so free and even slip out. What could be the cause
DeleteHaa, this one ogbenutan
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What the fvck? Goan watch porn leave poster kpekus 😄😄😄
Anon 16:33 maybe it is because of over wetness, which is not bad. So people think the kpekus is wide when it is over wet and slippery
DeleteDear poster, why are you triggered? Did your husband say it in a deameaning or insultive way? If yes, I can understand your anger but if he brought it to you as a concern, then you are overreacting.
ReplyDeleteEither way, there's a problem here that needs fixing. The v*Gina does not lose elasticity only because of childbirth. It is caused by age too and it looks like you are an older woman. How about you ask your gynaecologist what to do? Because clearly you both are not enjoying s*x and that is a problem and can cause strain in the marriage.
If how your husband said it was not pleasing to hear then speak to him on how you didn't like his delivery. Then let him know you are no more enjoying him either. Then suggest you both speak to a doctor. His thing is probably loosing strength to stand for long while you are loosing elasticity. Doctors can help you both get solution. Do not throw years of companionship away over something that can be fixed.
Poster no get time for nonsense talk. March his energy one time. Some men with their selfish interest all the time.
ReplyDeletePoster, you can still remedy your situation the way I did mine. If not that my man already had me before I tightened my kpekus, nothing would have made him disbelieve my Virginity. I felt so pained that he already had it in a loose state before my miracle happened. I only use natural ingredients you see inside your kitchen. I wasn't all about tightening my kpekus when I was taking those things but was trying to get rid of bacterial vaginosis after using all antibiotics that didnt work and viola, my kpekus became so tight that oga always have to force his thing in. He has been asking me what happening. Honestly, I don't even know what happened and the exact ingredient that did the miracle
ReplyDeletePls share what you used
DeleteLike Virgin keh!
What did you use. Share with us o
DeleteJesus take over the Wheels 🙌🏻😁
ReplyDeleteBut you were correct, everything decreases as ppl age, even height. Women actually get tighter as they age and the vulva shrinks. Why do so many men lack understanding of their biology? Are they not seeing and feeling their own changes? Granted, 52 is not defined as old age, but middle age in many nations. If you’re both on Nigeria’s life expectancy then 52 would be old age.
ReplyDeleteOmo, what a savage response
ReplyDeleteGbola vs Kpekus.
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