what do you smell of?…I mean your tohtoh!
Your wear expensive brazillian hair and carry hermes bag but when you open your legs,the flies die in thousands? Mscheeew!
You open your leg and it smells like a rat died somewhere around you?
You look like a million bucks but you smell like a dead fish?
its time to put your head between your legs and smell your tohtoh!
If your friend has smelling tohtoh and you smell her when she passes you by,please tell her with nice words!
You are upset because your last guy gave you head and then he broke up with you and the new one won't go anywhere near your legs and you are upset he isn't loving enough? #yimu
Before you spend millions on your wardrobe,ask your tohtoh if it smells nice!..lol
Put your fingers inside your tohtoh and smell it…abi no be your own?
Toke hers smells fresh!.....what do you smell of?
I smell like cranberry juice..LMAO!
This is some crazy topic!
lmao ds girl is cray
ReplyDeleteDon't know what I would do if I smelled! I have the most sensitive nose ever. My nose picks up the smell and direction of a fart even before the person finishes the fart.lol plus I smell every damn thing I come across,from clothes,shoes,food,cosmetics,people think I'm weird. My boyfriend has picked up the art of smelling from me...and oh yeah,he goes down on me all the time,even when I'm on my period,i just make sure I wash myself properly b4 and stick in a tampon or cotton swab!
DeleteSide: it's painful to watch Toke talk,couldnt get thru the whole video,whats with the crazy eye opening and mouth twitching,like someone that's about to have a seizure!...NewBie!
Ewwwwww
DeleteWHF do u mean by *even wen u r on ur period*
Gosh is dat healthy at all.. ewww
Eeeewwww! @ goes down on u even when u r on ur period. I lyk me dat kind of guy sha that's if its true *RaisedEyebrow*
DeleteYour Vjayjay should have a natural scent.any fishy or rotten smell is abnormal and is most likely due to chemical imbalance or a condition called BV(bacteria vaginosis). Most Nigerian women do not visit a gynecologist so they stay untreated and try to cover up the smell with heavy fragrances. A popular over the counter antibacterial called "flagyl"(brand name) will clear up your BV and eliminate and offensive odor within days of taking the appropriate dose as directed by a physician or pharmacist. I hope I helped someone out. Dr P
DeleteAnon 1:01 pm mehn u can lie for africa just bcos of tohtoh. I fear f u oo cos dat ur so called bf must b a vampire!
DeleteWhen ur on ur period? Gul' u can lie for africa sha.
DeleteIt's not a lie. Some guys give heads when ur on your period if you are neat.
DeleteI dated a guy some years back and he did it to me. I didn't even wear tampon sef. He just sucked the clit .
So disgusting! A head during your period?! This world na wa. The only thing that can even make me accept that it is possible is the hope that it's during the last day of the period. Ugh
Deletelmao ds girl is cray
ReplyDeleteThat's how one man that was toasting me years ago o. Very bush man like that. I told him oh ha that I can NEVER date him because he ain't in the league of men I roll.with. And plus he is a married man. Omoo that's how the man started to jabo o..that ehn which wife? That her mouth and pussy stinks. I was super shocked that a man could tell an outsider such about his wife and mother of his kids. I mean, no matter what. Na so the man say, I shouldn't think he's telling me all o becos he wants to sleep with me. That it has been a burden to him ever since. That there's no one he hadn't told about her stinking pussy. I pity that woman becos she married a town crier. I bet he has destroyed her chick life with this stigma. Women we need to be very careful. Not only for the sake of BFs, but for hubby too.dont think becos he's ur hubby he aint going nowhere, and he has seen u finish, then u can treat ur personal hygiene anyhow..big mistake. Some men may not divorce or leave u, but when a man says u stink then u are finished o.
DeleteI have a gf who's mouth stinks to high heavens. Even mints doesn't solve her stench, in fact u could still smell the funk from the gum mints. Its bad!!!
Personal hygiene is a de facto, don't joke with it. First impression lasts forever o.
lmao ds girl s cray
ReplyDeletedirty beeyotches want men to go down on them and they smell like dead tilapia...
ReplyDeletei wont even stick my left pinky in it sissy
oh good Lord... what is this? lol. #tears.
ReplyDeleteThis Toke sha! Hahahaha it's true ooo. Some girls smell awful. Some don't even need to open their legs, just walking pass u alone n they leave u wondering if a sewage is being evacuated around.
ReplyDeleteUna don hear oo. Wash ur v.j... Use soap, bleach, dettol, brush, worefa jus wash it!!
.......hypo,jik,izal etc...
DeleteKerosine, fuel, diesel... Just kip it clean anyhow! Lol
Deletelol Madam Stella funny enough, of all the body parts the are bound to have bad odour if not taken care of( armpit,mouth,tohtoh) the one i cant no longer bear with my wife is Hair odour yes HAIR. It has different horrible odours at different times.Its so bad i cant rest my head in the pillow she uses.It saddens me cos it affects our intimacy.i give her money every twos to change her weave and she does yet it smells.pls women on this blog ,wht advice can you give me so i can give her too.thanks
DeleteYomi, u've been on this totoh post since replying every comment, haba!
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Stella u hv an abnormal tohtoh (˘̯˘ ) a healthy tohtoh have an odour though it shouldn't be offensive, and it shouldn't be scenting like flower too.it should have that normal woman tohtoh odour that what mine smell like *wink* as for the head while it takes a man to give correct head.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahaha.....Toke egbugo nmadu....LMAO.....chineke leeee
ReplyDeleteLinda the Jobless woman that message is for you be forming like all is well with your pussy when is not. Better go for check up.
DeleteAnon 1:11 NO to cyber bullying
Deleteanon1.11 cyberbully
Deleteanon 1.55 pls stay out of this because linda is no one abuser on this blog and she insult and abuse people as she wish I think is high time someone gives it back to her including others like her here. When mothers dont behave like mothers then one need to question how the men with them cope. Silly woman.
DeleteHahahahahah....anon 3:11...so I shouldn't have fun again coz am a mother....SMH....am a new century modern mum....I wear whatever I like,go wherever I want and I do anything I want....feel free to diss me...LMAO.....honestly,I enjoy them....although I don't read some of them....
DeleteOops...I forgot to add that I even have a sugar son....heheheheheh....you see,life is good....
DeleteLinda the point is that your foolishness has no boundary. You need to go back to school because you have no regard for people with the way you talk. I feel sorry for that poor man that keep you as house wife.
Deletewhy should I go back to school when am doing well for my self?....I have a good hubby,amazing kids,self employed....I know how much I make weekly.... Abeg shut up if you don't have nothing to say....stop feeling sorry for my man coz he is not complaining....
DeleteEven with all your boast, you still have a long way to go in life. Ignorance is serious disease and you are suffering from one with very bad self esteem Linda. You have a shop no wonder you open your dirty mouth like shop attendant always.You sale shoe & bag from china that makes you ok in life. Do you know you are the most hated and most abused person here because of your stupid comments. If you dont take your time I will block your gmail account. Becarefull.
DeleteYimu! U can't block it.
DeleteAbeg, don't make me throw up this morning
ReplyDeleteOluyomi Odukoya
Make I bring bucket?
DeleteDid she remind you of how you smell??? And if she actually did; is the smell or the memory of what it actually smell like so badt that it'd make you the owner of it wanna even throw up???
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Yomslaw or what ever your name is, will you GET AWAY from here! Bloody wanker with teeth like horse
DeleteYomslaw, are you sure you're okay?
DeleteOluyomi Odukoya
I was just asking a question my one and only namesake........ I'm sowie pls
DeleteBuhahahaha @yomslaw!
DeleteLwkmd! Yomslaw why evils?
DeleteI smell like Ok pop
ReplyDeleteToke n Sterra biko this topic isn't for me:
ReplyDeleteMine has Butterscotch Waitrose Flavour *closes eyes n licks tongue**. Don't ask how I got to know biko! *shines teeth*
ok ooo, moving on
ReplyDeleteYeah I just checked & I scent like fresh pineapples! Maybe its because I just love eating pineapples every day at any time...hehehe
ReplyDeleteThe Oozing and heat radiated by some TohtohSs is hot enough to cook porridge beans!!!
ReplyDeleteLol u no well
DeleteLol!sick Yomslaw,na totoh matter u get talent for abi?busy replying every comment.....dat one dat d ooze can. cook bean porridge',hope it didn't cook ur d**k as u went in there.lol
DeleteStella a furum gi n'anya. Nonso
ReplyDeleteStella a furum gi n'anya. Nonso
ReplyDeleteTruth said, ladies smell down there always o....dont kill another woman's child!!!
ReplyDeleteenough of this tohtoh tinz joor..
ReplyDeleteBut she's making a clear point in the video, she's absolutely right!
DeletePlease take a glass of ur regular Moët de Chandon.
Stephanie Stephenie.....
DeleteYomslaw, this your teeth be like say you dey do advertisement for close-up. Why toto come be your business now, abeg park well joor.
DeleteLol! Ah me I love the smell of my toh toh oh, it smells like fresh yoghourt *wink* hmmmmm yummy
ReplyDeleteWhat a silly topic in my own opinion. Woman respect yourself. What concerns you if someone else privates smells to the point that you will now be advising other people to be sticking their fingers in there to be smelling their privates - Does that just not sound disgusting? And you will now be saying women deserves to be respected shey. Start by respecting yourself.
ReplyDeleteShut ur smelly tohtoh up
DeleteHehehe, Guilty?,,,,Y u com d vex as if na ur TohToh dem just describe
Delete#2tr8
This is a very serious issue dt girls take ds 4 granted. U need to hear guys talk abt a girl wt smelly smtyn!!
ReplyDeleteHelp me tell Dem oooooo@Previous N.
DeleteYomslaw,why are u so 'in d know' of smelly totoh issues?abi all ur babes have smelly thingys?#runs away#
DeleteNawa oo see topic? This Toke Makinwa no get work o hahaha this one go just make some kin girls vex curse her seriously. In my opinion, this shouldnt even be a conversation or topic in the first place. Every young lady or woman that grew up with her mother, grandma or aunty should know this at the back of their hand. Its kinda like knowing how to cook. Its a shame that in this day and age, guys still complain about some women not being clean or hygienic. I understand that its not some women's fault that they smell downstairs and that its due to some medical problems ( that is why as women we should visit our doctors regularly, if ure in the uk its free hence the more reason you should bug your doctor if you notice something wrong down there).. I sha hope that these same men complaining have a clean shaved "Egbuna" cos aint nobody gat time to be sucking on refuse dump!!
ReplyDeleteHahaha....refuse dump? As in ESWAMA dump? Lol! Mine is a lolipop! Ask my gal na.
DeleteAnd I smell like Vanilla Ice.
ReplyDeleteSmell=Smell, Vanilla or NOT!!!
DeleteGO and test yourself!!! CIS it's only a matter of time before the smell starts to deteriorate and transform into something else!!!
Hian O chim oo!!!
DeleteLekwa uchicha ndi hausa nunwa!!
Dis guy R u dat jobless...U know I dont really blame u for replying every comment here
Bcos i know u must have had a lot of experience wit smelly toh toh and thats y u r so pained
But y wont u experience such wen d only type of girls dat a poverty stricken church mouse like u can ever afford are d type wit dirty nd smelly toh toh hmmm...
So u see I dont blame ok...u r free to rant nd rave all u want afterall life is not fair especially to the poor like you
Anu mpama dika gi
And b4 I 4get
DeleteU need to change ur toothpaste cos clearly d one u use doesnt work
Cos I ve been wondering wat all dat smell was only to realize it was ur teeth...
'Ooops' did i say dat???
I guess I did....pls do something about ASAP cos its awful
That is if u ever want to get a girl with a vanilla scented toh toh Like ME
This my dp was @ a time one of the faces that was on the cover of a renowned toothpaste pack!!!
DeleteLwkmd......anybody insulting dis yomslaw is just wasting he's or her time.......he comes off as a happy person.......lol
DeleteLwkmd.........anybody insulting dis yomslaw is just wasting his or her time.....he comes off as a happy person...lol
Delete@Ammy B.
DeleteIf anything sure smells around you there; it can ONLY be one thing........#yourPUNANI#
I'd suggest you replay that Toke's clip and do the needful instead of admiring my teeth!!!
I don't do girls like you!!!
Dis stupid yomslaw fit bit bite off person clitoris wid his large big teeth..tufiakwa!.. murtherfucking dirty tohtoh chopper like u @ yomslaw..dang!
Delete@YOMSLAW
Delete*U dont do girls like me* loolss
Guy U Wish!!!!! Dreaming is for free, so my dear Dream ON!!
How can u eva hope to do a gurl like me wen u smell like a rotten egg hmmm
So I wont even advice u to get ur hopes up abt getting a girl like me cos u cant, at least not in dis life time
So like I said in my previous comment Life is not fair...So deal wit it...
Its just so unfortunate u wont get to taste or feel wat a vanilla scented toh toh like MINE tastes like..
So sorry dear
I have the nicest and sweetest smell u can ever imagine,that's why those guys cant stop sucking me. They even suck and eat me while I menstruate. My pussy is so so sweet. #TeamSweetPussy #TeamFuckable #TeamSexy #TeamWeLoveDick
ReplyDeleteChai
DeleteYou need to grow!!!
DeleteIf SDK can approve this crap you're pouring out here, why would she eat up some of my comments?!
w@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@??????? Sharrap dia!!!!
DeleteGosh attention seeking bitch, is this your idea of cool...... You need your head examined.....anyway we will soon run your sorry arse out of this blog.... Now run along and go do something meaningful with your life....... Silly pickin
DeleteSweetest pussy, contact me to confirm ur claims ASAP
DeleteLmao this was too funny. And ohh look at beautiful Osas..i died of laughter. Love this woman. Before you bash her, smell down there oo, smell it..she is talking fact.
ReplyDeleteLol... My tohtoh doesn't have a bad smell ooo Sterra.
ReplyDeleteSTELLA MINE SMELLS LIKE LAVENDER!!! LOL!! JOJO MAYANA
ReplyDeleteI smelled mine yesterday after 5 times of cumming! Epic! It smells nice clean. Hmmn
ReplyDeleteHian! Some ladies can smell, fishy. smell, urine, pu pu and all kind of smell. Una cum d except make I gv head. Tufiakwa! I can only gv my woman head o cos I monitor her hygiene.
ReplyDeleteThe fishy smell is as a result of accumulated semen from various/different sources(guys).......this is common among girls who usually DOWNLOAD and SAVE ALL FILES INTO THEIR HARD COMPACT DISC FROM GUYZ FLOPPY DISKS a.k.a.##raw and pour##
DeleteMy ex smelt like Onions
ReplyDeleteMy present smells like Vanilla
This is a very important topic every woman should listen to, this issue of pussy smell is too common with our ladies. Yes is common the worst is that most pretty girls and the finest girls you see in Nigeria has same problem. If I sleep with 4girls 3 has Pussy smell. Men talk about it and it is a turn off for us, you sleep with a beautiful with Brazilian hair,nice shoes and Chloe bag and even big car when she opens legs you run away. When you tell them they find excuses or even deny knowledge,a woman should know what's up with her pussy. I don't know if it's caused by harsh weather in Nigeria or just plain being dirty or a woman who fucks too many men syndrome. Your pussy is the engine that brings your money and should looked after. Even ladies facing similar problem will come here and act cool instead of checking themselves.
ReplyDeleteIt's odourless most of d time unless i wee wee witout cleaning,
ReplyDeleteit has become a habit to chuk my finger in my honey pot nd smell it wenever i visit d restroom.d toto na my own nd d finger na my own...who go question me? I can categorically tell u my toto smells gud!
Haney
And you'd use this same finger to prepare snacks???? Jeez!!!!
Delete......or Salads???
Delete#Yuck
Its a nyc topic but Toke from previous issues, pple here don't lyk her I doubt they will appreciate dis coming from u. Let's wait n see.
ReplyDeleteThe tohtoh topic again,lol.
ReplyDeleteI smell me everytime,ok not everytime when I'm doing stuff down there, and I don't know if its weird or not but I taste me too, depending on the time of the month I taste different. X_x lol.
Ohhh I smell like Vanilla + chocolate icecream and I taste the same too #yimu.
Lmao @ yimu!
DeleteAs a stud,I keep my nether region hairless and clean cos my girl loves to get dirty n messy with her mouth...besides if I want a clean pussy,it's only fair to've a clean dick.No one has time for post-head flossing
Mine smells like strawberry, no wonder I get heads so often. Damn, I love getting heads. *picksRace*
ReplyDeleteSerious matter.
ReplyDeleteLol!!!yea but come to fink of it she is right thoo...tis our vagina smell na wa...
ReplyDeleteI no get problem with my tohtoh. I de pay serious attention for that area pass class teacher attention sef. I have a very sensitive nose so i fit smell anythibg b4 e show. And yes, i de put hand there d check am anytime i wan baff. i no fit shout. lol
ReplyDeletethe toh-square is meant to be odourless whether you are on your wet days, early pap or late pap.
ReplyDeleteit is only allowed to have this menstrual smell when you are on your period. datsall.
those of una wey de pack perfume pour for there, una never talk the thing wey una de try to subdue.
Thanks jarre@B-lord.....after enough spraying,Dem go come dey tell us sey the thing dey smell like Vanilla #SHI-OOOO!!!
DeleteHmnnnn, Mr Yomslaw, i can see you really like this topic. Only you don comment more than 5 times.
Deleteyou've gat some very good observation wits there@Pink....cheerio*
DeleteShe is right anyway
ReplyDeleteI love Toke. She's too real.
ReplyDeleteJeez lwkmd stella of life, u are so so funny
ReplyDeleteNice one nigerians gals nEed to start taking care of that place abeg dey re some gals if you want to give head as you just smell there sharp sharp you go change ur Mind. Toke I agree wit you on this One.
ReplyDeleteRich KiD SDK LoRD
Nobody shld cuss her out cos she is saying d gospel truth nd fact too
ReplyDeleteLadies ladies ladies pls pay more attention dwn thr pls
Guys pls tell us ladies when we smell like fart dwn thr instead of taking a. Hike or a very long walk
Nd if we smell nice nd taste sweet dwn thr do tell too
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Toke is right mehnnnnn... my toh toh smells like strawberry bubble gum...
ReplyDeleteI don't need to watch the video to know she's saying the truth.... trust me there's joy wen a guy tells u ur pussy is too clean and sweet and he can't get enough so chikas smell ur damn pussy to avoid stories that block the nose
ReplyDeletelactacid female wash is the ans!!!!
ReplyDeletedont go and do all those ''wash with water alone"'
u will end up smelling like fish
well atleast not a dead fish!
my boo tells me mine tastes lik ice cream
Its a very serious issue o!some women don't even know what their pussy should smell like.
ReplyDeleteI agree totally with her, some women are sooooo DIRTY!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMen too should always make sure they wash their dicks well, and wash their nyanshes well when they shower, this way they will always get a good head from their women. When you guys go pee make sure you rinse your dick with water .
ReplyDeleteLol I get head on a regular, matter of fact my boo begs to gimme head eish! I smell and taste my punana, smells fresh
ReplyDeleteaint no party to peeps who claim that sponging/washing one's vjay with soap is unhealthy
ReplyDeleteMy tips for ensuring an odourless vjay
*i sponge it with my bathing soap, rinse thereafter wash with femfresh then rinse again.
*when am out, i use tissue after peeing
* After peeing at home, i (tamba) rinse out and clean with tissue/towel.
*i change pant if am having any wetty feeling or pee drops on it when overpressed.
*read here sometimes ago that it's better to sleep with the panties off, am also practising that too
www.odourlessvjay.dazall!
*forgot to add that I also apply veet hair remover to clear the bush when necessary
DeleteThumbs up @Tomi.....That tells y'all how far ahead the Yoruba race is.......#She *Tamb'ass* it after doing the loo(only real peeps with rich cultural heritage do the[with exception to the Islam folks who are also great guys when it comes to keeping it washed]) Tamb'ering and strictly adhering to other hygienic standards along the line
DeleteMine smells like vanilla...sdk pls where is mamie?
ReplyDeleteShe's right here....#inAmannerOfSpeakingThough###winks
Deletelooking for Mamie??
For the 1st time Stella is posting a gist from Toke that isn't known by all. Yes some females don't know the first thing about caring for their V's and keeping it odour free. Shave ur pubic hair or give it a very low cut, everytime u urinate and after Sex or just foreplay pls rinse up, u can buy a vagina wash or jst use soap to wash it. U can even slip a finger in n make sure u bring out any dirt (especially when your period ends). Its your body treat it goood, ain't no shame.
ReplyDeleteLadies, if it smells bad down there then you have an infection. U can take flagyl or see a doctor and get some tests done especially if it's itchy with discharge. Also try using Apple Cider vinegar to douche instead of feminine wash. Its a natural anti bacterial. If you have a tub, you can soak in the tub and add up to 8 caps of Apple cider vinegar. If you don't have a tub, add about 2 caps to a bowl of water and wash down below. This can help clear mild infections. Eating natural yoghurt also helps balance the ph down there and replenish the good bacteria that have been lost. Try wearing cotton panties instead of silky ones, so as to enable the vagina breath. I also encourage panty liners. Fragrances soaps are a NO! NO! You can use them around the pubic hair region but not inside the vagina. Visit omalichaspeaks.blogspot.com for more tips.
DeleteAll these girls saying theirs smells like strawberry vanilla bla bla bla are just deceiving themsleves, you lots smells like hell stop deceiving yourself. I have been into numerous so called classic girls from naija and Britain where I resides and I can say categorically that there's no pussy that doesn't have this unpleasant odour no matter how less the odour is, and regardless how often you get them washed. If a guy gives you head (tufiakwa) and says you smell nice don't gloat about it, he may just be telling you to please you and make you feel good about yourself, the same guy will tell his mates the next minutes how your toto smells and how he feels like throwing up. However, just keep it washed as regular as possible to reduce the odour at least so a guy don't choke up. That place can never be free from foul odour and you lots know it. Get a grip!
ReplyDeletenaija n Britain ashawo man
DeleteI'm sorry but you must smell down there to think you can't have an odourless v.j.
DeleteIf you wash regularly with a good fem wash you won't smell !!
Ladies when u wash please put your finger inside and bring all the dirt out, use plenty water and rinse well.
Yes there are some hot days that you may feel a little sticky and need to clean up again, but you won't smell.
If you wash well and still stink then check you diet or check for infection. Simple!
i asked a pretty high class cute gurl out for 4months, spent alot on her but the day i finally slept with her after four months, gosh!!!!!her pussy was smelling like a dead rat...
ReplyDeletei would forever recommend feminine wash by Sebamed. That's one wash i've used and it feels like heaven. It also goes with your pH balance.
ReplyDeleteI really like this vlog by Toke. Very educative. Watched it on youtube and likes it.
hahahaa jeeez i am so guilty of not telling my friend her pussy stinks!yes judge me all u want but i dot just knw how to tell her.wenever she comes visiting nd uses my bath rum,the whole place starts smeln funny simply bcos her panties r der!i buy bleach whenever she's around to pour in my toilet bowl before i use it just so i dnt contact anytn! i guess I'm going to tell her now hmmmmm cos its reeeeeeealllllllly a bad smell!
ReplyDeleteIs your friend by name Lisa George? She's Base in Abuja
Delete@Prince.....u dont have to mention the person's name and location nah.....that was so unfair and embarrassing too.......
DeleteOnly you Stella. Reason I no go into tohtoh business. Some women tohtoh smell na waya. I no one girl wey her tohtoh smell thru jeans fit kill person. I don't want to imagine what it'll smell like when she takes it off. Women need to take care of their "ho-has," get a Brazilian once a month, and wash your ho-ha all the time.
ReplyDeleteIf u like Make ur tohtoh get d shape of Chocolate
ReplyDeleteMake e smell like Vanilla
Make e Taste like Strawberry
If a guy no wan give u head, Babe dere's nothing u can do abt it!
If u like Make ur tohtoh get d shape of Chocolate
ReplyDeleteMake e smell like Vanilla
Make e Taste like Strawberry
If a guy no wan give u head, Babe dere's nothing u can do abt it!
This is a nice topic o,some lafies do not know how to take care of demselves and if u advice dem u go turn to household enemy. I pay serious attention down there,I take my time cos there is no hurry in life,that place na my engine(place were tins dey happen plus head and fingering wit plenty tins).
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DeleteNt bragin bt I hav no pussy odour, my boo tells me one of d reasons y he loves me is bcos am neat inside out... Am very concious of my body cos I hate to be embarrased.
ReplyDeleteYomslaw.....u have made me laff so much,,,dis tohtoh post is a good work for you ooo and u are really facing it well by replying every comment.....LOL....Yomslaw,,face dis ya work well oo....*still laughing hard*
ReplyDeleteHey Sleeky!!!
DeleteDon't mind me jarre.....#justCatchingFun#
This is a very good topic and i hope this video goes viral cos many females need to know. I know one like that, her tohtoh stinks so bad when she sits near you, i wonder why. If she takes off her pata, o boi, that shit is sooo dirty. Very black. And she has husband and children o. Pity the husband. But maybe he likes smelly tohtoh.
ReplyDeleteHaba make she fear God na,wen d man starts cheating,she will start crying and cursing. Poor man
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DeleteSome people on this blog need to get a life and get a job, eg yomslaw. He replied almost everybody. Notice me syndrome aka borderline personality disorder. Tony Ihekire's brother.
ReplyDeleteSDK please block soledayo he's back with his x-rated pictures.
ReplyDeleteMiss BA can you hear? this vlog is for you. Pig.
Had a boyfriend that used to tell me not to wash before heading me and he used to suck me front and back. The back one is sooo sweet....hmnn. Broke up with him bcos i was getting addicted to the sex, he wanted marriage but i did not.
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DeleteThis topic na die.
ReplyDeleteIt is well even in the well
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My question to Toke, so ur encouraging women to sleep with men on their 1st date? Was dat hw u and Maje slept on ur 1st date?na wa immorality all over.....
ReplyDeleteIt may sound funny but is so true 2b true garlic is d answer Yes!!! Chop your garlic into pieces n put it into your tohtoh 4 3days although u we smell garlic no pain no gain u can do dat during d weekend but u will ve those smelling discharge off u garlic help to kill infection try it ladies then thank mi later bye
ReplyDeleteAll of una dey claim una tohtoh dey smell pineapple,strawberry ,orange and agbalumo..which people kom get those tohtoh wey dey smell?kposhi kposhi..yomslaw i cant see smelling punani has done somethin to you
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ReplyDeleteThis is a very serious topic and I have mad respect for Toke for bringing it up. I absolutely cannot stand dirty or unhygienic people and never forget my 'encounters' with such people. As embarrassing as this may seem, ladies,...and feel free to rain abuses at me if it will make you feel better...I will give you free hygiene tips regardless, and you will thank me for them later.
(1). The vagina is not supposed to have an offensive odour. If it does, please visit your gynaecologist, for you most likely have an infection.
(2). Please do not wash your vagina with perfumed soaps, femme fresh etc and do not douche; or else you will get Bacterial Vaginosis (BV) and although it is not sexually transmitted, it stinks like rotten fish. When using soap to wash your backside and around the vagina etc, be careful not to allow soap into the vagina. Rinse the soap off first, then use water and Aqueous cream to wash your vagina. Aqueous cream is very cheap and can be found in all pharmacies in London...pharmacies in Nigeria should have them too.
(3). First of all, try and form the habit of doing a number two before you have your shower and in your own environment/comfort zone. NEVER EVER do a number two and use dry tissue to wipe and pull your knickers back up and feel like it's all good! Gosh! Wash your bottom very well with soap and water EVERY TIME you do a number two. I don't trust wipes to do the same job; they should only be used in emergency situations and if you're not at home, you shouldn't be comfortable until you go home and wash. If you are in a hurry and don't have time to undress, then sit across your bathtub and use your shower nozzle to wash...the same way you sat on the toilet to do your business...so it shouldn't be that hard.
(4). After peeing, please don't just wipe with dry tissue. After wiping yourself, please wet some tissue with water and wipe again.
(5). When you're on your period, try and wash every time you change your sanitary pads or at least three times a day...you no need angry craw craw to add to the already annoying 'bloody' discomfort, abi? Ehen!
(6). Shave shave shave...as in korede (gorimakpa)! At least once a month...maybe after your period. Please I beg you, shave! Okay, for people that don't really want to be too clean shaven, trim down very well. Don't mind those freaky men that get turned on by all sorts of unhygienic ish...if he tells you to keep a bush and you smell of stale urine, he will be the same one to poke jibes at you. Sex isn't meant to be dirty IMO, so he can find a villager to fulfil his unhygienic desires.
Now for underarm odours...or as my friend puts it...those that smell dimkpa dimkpa (whatever that means, lol):
(1). The first rule is to always keep your underarms clean shaven.
(2). After your shower, use a good deodorant...I recommend Sure and if you are extra sweaty, use Sure roll on first and when it dries, use Sure spray again. It is very unattractive to have underarm sweat patches and I believe following this particular advice can prevent them.
Finally, to prevent mouth odours:
(1). If you have closed teeth like myself, then you MUST floss everyday or ban meat from your diet if you don't want your mouth to smell like SHIT. Floss before you brush and pass water through your teeth to ensure that no food particles are left.
(2). Scrape your tongue very well until you can even see how clean it looks.
(3). Brush teeth and tongue very well with a good fluoride toothpaste and keep passing water through your teeth as you do so and gargle.
(4). Gargle with a good mouthwash and pass through your teeth.
Don't forget your hair too. Keep it nice, clean and sweet smelling.
If you practice all these hygiene tips and any part of your body emits an offensive odour, conk me ten times wherever you see me! Ehen...now you can go off and buy the most expensive Gucci bags and you will not be yabbed...(okay that was a Pinocchio)...erm...NOT! Lol.
Have a nice hygienic weekend all!!! ;)
Stella,
ReplyDeleteThis is a very serious topic and I have mad respect for Toke for broaching the subject. I absolutely cannot stand dirty or unhygienic people and never forget my 'encounters' with such people. As embarrassing as this may seem, ladies,...and feel free to rain abuses at me if it will make you feel better...I will give you free hygiene tips regardless, and you will thank me for them later.
(1). The vagina is not supposed to have an offensive odour. If it does, please visit your gynaecologist, for you most likely have an infection.
(2). Please do not wash your vagina with perfumed soaps, femme fresh etc and do not douche; or else you will get Bacterial Vaginosis (BV) and although it is not sexually transmitted, it stinks like rotten fish. When using soap to wash your backside and around the vagina etc, be careful not to allow soap into the vagina. Rinse the soap off first, then use water and Aqueous cream to wash your vagina. Aqueous cream is very cheap and can be found in all pharmacies in London...pharmacies in Nigeria should have them too.
(3). First of all, try and form the habit of doing a number two before you have your shower and in your own environment/comfort zone. NEVER EVER do a number two and use dry tissue to wipe and pull your knickers back up and feel like it's all good! Gosh! Wash your bottom very well with soap and water EVERY TIME you do a number two. I don't trust wipes to do the same job; they should only be used in emergency situations and if you're not at home, you shouldn't be comfortable until you go home and wash. If you are in a hurry and don't have time to undress, then sit across your bathtub and use your shower nozzle to wash...the same way you sat on the toilet to do your business...so it shouldn't be that hard.
(4). After peeing, please don't just wipe with dry tissue. After wiping yourself, please wet some tissue with water and wipe again.
(5). When you're on your period, try and wash every time you change your sanitary pads or at least three times a day...you no need angry craw craw to add to the already annoying 'bloody' discomfort, abi? Ehen!
(6). Shave shave shave...as in korede (gorimakpa)! At least once a month...maybe after your period. Please I beg you, shave! Okay, for people that don't really want to be too clean shaven, trim down very well. Don't mind those freaky men that get turned on by all sorts of unhygienic ish...if he tells you to keep a bush and you smell of stale urine, he will be the same one to poke jibes at you. Sex isn't meant to be dirty IMO, so he can find a villager to fulfil his unhygienic desires.
Now for underarm odours...or as my friend puts it...those that smell dimkpa dimkpa (whatever that means, lol):
(1). The first rule is to always keep your underarms clean shaven.
(2). After your shower, use a good deodorant...I recommend Sure and if you are extra sweaty, use Sure roll on first and when it dries, use Sure spray again. It is very unattractive to have underarm sweat patches and I believe following this particular advice can prevent them.
Finally, to prevent mouth odours:
(1). If you have closed teeth like myself, then you MUST floss everyday or ban meat from your diet if you don't want your mouth to smell like SHIT. Floss before you brush and pass water through your teeth to ensure that no food particles are left.
(2). Scrape your tongue very well until you can even see how clean it looks.
(3). Brush teeth and tongue very well with a good fluoride toothpaste and keep passing water through your teeth as you do so and gargle.
(4). Gargle with a good mouthwash and pass through your teeth.
Don't forget your hair too. Keep it nice, clean and sweet smelling.
If you practice all these hygiene tips and any part of your body emits an offensive odour, conk me ten times wherever you see me! Ehen...now you can go off and buy the most expensive Gucci bags and you will not be yabbed...(okay that was a Pinocchio)...erm...NOT! Lol.
Have a nice hygienic weekend all!!! ;)
Thank you dear. Its been worthwhile reading your through your advice. I am a man & l love to be clean too.
Deleteif ur pussy smells biko come to my hospital make i do u hvs culture collect money... And bring ur sexual partner along o, bcos he probably gave the infection to u. In men most sti's are asymptomatic. Also wash with water and if u must use soap use a ph balanced wash... Eat lots of pineaples or cranberry,cos wat u eat constitutes wat u smell like. And for the oga with d hair problem, oga its either madam carries low cut, or u buy a car with ac for her,bcos na heat dey cause am to sweat for hair.. Lol
ReplyDeletehonimumi.
for the man with a stanky weave wife. Give her enough money for GOOD hair, its those with cheap bad weaves, ok even expensive ones but illiterate to hair care... think they cant wash it. The cheap hair you cant cause it knots up in balls, with good bundle hair you can wash your hair as normal and it bounces back to natural state... LIKE MINE! My hair smells soooo glorious it baffles me as I sniff it at times :)
ReplyDeleteI also spray varied grades of perfume all over and behind my neck + in the car so I guess it gets concentrated on my hair sometimes.
Shes simply not washing her hair, probably has funky scalp or dandruff or smelly cream shes using, I have one too but the scents outpower it. So she needs to wash and condition thoroughly and at least 1ce/week or 2wks as you ppl are in that smelly heat and environ and dirt + sweat particles bind and form all sorts of conglomerations.
In addition for those telling girls to RINSE with water... NO
Its better to SCRUB between your legs/thighs, I found residues of wiping/piss collect there as well. Ive had days I do a basic rinse with bodywash and still be perceiving some orishirishi. Found I had to proper SCRUB between the legs, esp before period time, theres alot of pre-shedding matter that gets secreted then add a hot sweaty dirty climate you people need to scrub thoroughly and PASIF the difference!
okay gbye