Saturday In House Gists...

All gists are unedited and might just crack you up if you read well...Na wah!

So far so good,these are all I have in the gists folder *sneezes*

GIST 1

FIGHT WITH THE AGIDI SELLER‏

There was a day that our mother  call us to come and hawk for her shes selling pepper with provision, me i use to carry provision while my sister will carry pepper,we have friends that do hawk also,that day we just carry our market and we are advertising our market,and there is  one  girl that use to disturb us for change ,she sells agidi that is how we meet her on the road and we use to use all this white petals relaxer rubber to collect our money in which everybody can see your money,she stop us on the way that we should help her to change her money.

shes needs two ten naira,l my sister told her that there is no change,she just face me that is that not change in my hand,i did not answer her, she just said that if we did not help her to change the money that we are not going to leave that place,i just say it on my mind that see me see wahala na by force,before i knew what is happening they have started fighting,come and see  fight that day is when i know that my sister can fight,i just stay in one corner and am looking at them till when first round finish they just look at there self and started round two, before i know what is happening my sister have jump inside the basket of agidi,and she started jumping up till all the agidi is spoilt.

 i was happy where i am that my sister is champion not knowing that she has also carry our own market to and pour it away,i just look her with one eye and started  parking it so that i will go and hide it,when am through with the hiding i also join my sister in jumping inside the basket, not long i woman came and separate us that we should stop fighting and leave,i was like what brings this woman here she should have allow us to fight round three,i just left the scene to go and carry our goods getting there i cannot find the goods.i was like JESUS.since that day we use to be going our own jeje.hope i make your day.

bv vote for me so that i will tell you what later happen. 

HUH????OMG!!!

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GIST 2

EXTRA WRAP OF SUYA

Stella this gist just happened to me Yesterday. my friend and I decided to

contribute #200 each and buy suya.

when we got there, we told the mallam to wrap it separately. my friend

just stepped aside to make a call and i decided to play a fast one.

I told the mallam to wait, removed three pieces of suya from hers and

added to mine before telling the mallam to wrap it.

On our way home, I couldnt even concentrate on what my friend was saying.

My mind was busy calculating which wrap had the extra suya and whether

it was up or down(the mallam put them inside the same nylon bag)

i sha assumed it was the one under.

I quickly picked the one under when we got home and lo and behold, it

was the smaller one I picked.

I almost started crying and couldnt enjoy the suya. my friend was busy

gushing about how the mallam had increased the quantity of his suya

while i was dying in pains.

I have long retired to my room and the hot tears are still threatening

to flow. if I say this thing no pain me na lie o.

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GIST 3

PAST TENSE

Good afternoon house, this my story happened some years back in Unilag. So it was the beginning of a new session and students where posted to their hostels, meaning new roommates etc. But this particular year, most of the girls on my floor where graduates of queens college  yaba, they call themselves "QC OG"( meaning Queens college old girls). 

This babes can form tush ehnnnn and most of them sausy, na so one day we dey bathroom dey line up for water to bath, from nowhere, one cockroach run pass our midst kon see as girls they stamp their feet to kill am, as we dey attempt na so the cockroach they dribble us from one person to another and na so we dey shout, 'Kill it' 'kill it' 'kill it'.... From behind Titi one of the QC OG girls just stamped her foot "Gbammm" on the cockroach and screamed " have kelt it" Chisosss.... See laugh, anyone who gbagaun from that on was called a QC OG.