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Monday, June 30, 2014

Okey Bakassi Collapses Over Nigeria's World Cup loss.












EMERGENCY 
''Okey Bakassi has been rushed to Ojez Pepper -soup Clinic and  Bar where He is recovering from the shock exit of the Super Eagles from the World cup. 

Doctors said he lost so much sweat and needed about 3 litres of Beer to revive him.
Nurses are still struggling to administer some Goat meat Pepper -soup to help stabilise his condition.
Please put him in your Prayers. 
@okeybakassy ''
Composed by Okey Bakassi

*funny?
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59 comments:

  1. The Queen and the Boss of this blog.30 June 2014 at 22:58

    *yawn*...Dry Af...

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    1. sisi eko1 July 2014 at 05:05

      Dry as crack. Dry as hay..dry as wetin again?

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    2. sisi eko1 July 2014 at 05:07

      Dry as crack. Dry as hay. Dry as err... wetin again??...Boko Haram infested dry lips. Aight bye

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    3. Anonymous1 July 2014 at 09:26

      Sisi eko and queen and boss of which blog...make una talk una own make we hear if e no go be the "driest"anybody go ever talk.nonsense...Adaora

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    4. Anonymous1 July 2014 at 09:28

      Sisi eko and queen and boss of which blog...make una talk una own make we hear if e no go be the "driest"anybody go ever talk.nonsense...Adaora

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    5. sisi eko1 July 2014 at 15:25

      Anonymous Adaora u don vex? No vex biko. *rme*

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    6. sisi eko1 July 2014 at 15:26

      Aunty anonymous Adaora u don vex? No vex biko. *rme*

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  2. Alloy Chikezie30 June 2014 at 22:59

    Lol... This is so funny, keep flexing o Oke bakassi


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  3. Ammie30 June 2014 at 22:59

    Mxcheeew
    Thought it was something serious

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  4. Tims30 June 2014 at 23:01

    I thought it was real wen I saw da headline.. Neva knew it was a joke. But its dry anyways.

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  5. Anonymous30 June 2014 at 23:04

    Loool, u got me worried there for a minute. The boys can return now, they've tried, my other countrymen don return tey, tey.

    Click my name for all your celebration cakes nd cupcakes, cheers

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  6. Orisabunmi30 June 2014 at 23:07

    Very funny. Perhaps oxtail pepper soup with alomo bitters.

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  7. Anonymous30 June 2014 at 23:08

    Boring...next!!!

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  8. CHI EXOTIC30 June 2014 at 23:08

    Hahahahahahahaha abeg make i laugh jor, everywhere just cold since but the boys tried sha!Yobo is the first player to reach 100 caps!

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  9. BLOGLORD (MVBM)30 June 2014 at 23:09

    e nor well at all. lol.

    Header was scary.
    Body copy - tense relief!

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  10. Phrinkies30 June 2014 at 23:10

    LMAO...... Very funny... Anybody dat doesn't find dis funny has lost his/her sense of humour.... LOL....

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    1. Anonymous1 July 2014 at 09:41

      Nope. Anyone that finds this extremely funny definitely has a mediocre sense of humor.

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    2. Anonymous1 July 2014 at 09:42

      Nope. Anyone that finds this extremely funny definitely has a mediocre sense of humor.

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    3. Anonymous1 July 2014 at 09:42

      Nope. Anyone that finds this extremely funny definitely has a mediocre sense of humor.

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  11. Ego lag30 June 2014 at 23:11

    Him too funny gaan.

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  12. Unknown30 June 2014 at 23:20

    Lol. Na beta fainting be dat,but honestly am not happy with Naija coming bak home so am in support of d opinion dat only Enyema n Osaze shuld fly wiv Arik,Odas shuld use bus,den Mikel shuld trek!! As 4 Yobo only God will decide ur means of coming bak!

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  13. Pipi Lee30 June 2014 at 23:26

    yea, funny

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  14. Tina30 June 2014 at 23:28

    Nope, very dried.

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  15. Nki30 June 2014 at 23:31

    Not funny at all. Mschewwww!

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  16. Odi30 June 2014 at 23:31

    Kai, Hahahahahaha Okey the funny guy. Nigerians have very good sense of humor.

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  17. Aijaypumping30 June 2014 at 23:42

    Haba SDK! U jst mk my heart fly joooo

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  18. Unknown30 June 2014 at 23:43

    The joke is as dry as Pepper`s ass
    next pls....

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  19. La bebe30 June 2014 at 23:43

    Hahaha. I lost so much sweat too . I need the goat pepper soup as well.

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  20. Rubynnia 30 June 2014 at 23:53

    Stella, I'm so happy Algeria held your people to a goaless draw. Penalty time!!!! May the lucky team win!

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  21. wemimo30 June 2014 at 23:54

    Dry

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  22. Anonymous30 June 2014 at 23:54

    Boring pls

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  23. Cassandra baby30 June 2014 at 23:56

    Lmao

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  24. SDK babe1 July 2014 at 00:08

    lol. Okey take ya time oo

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  25. Frying-Pan1 July 2014 at 00:09

    Not funny. They should get over all the jokes joor.

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  26. Amicable 1 July 2014 at 00:09

    Okeson nwoke ka nwayi mma...i just love

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  27. Diamondkay1 July 2014 at 00:14

    Lol.....

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  28. PD Young Billionaire1 July 2014 at 00:19

    Lol!!!

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  29. Baddest Puta1 July 2014 at 00:26

    Not funny! FOH Okey

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  30. Unknown1 July 2014 at 00:27

    Lol! Was worried at first. Nice catchy headline.

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  31. Anonymous1 July 2014 at 00:27

    http://wordsofasingleton.blogspot.com/

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  32. christabel 1 July 2014 at 00:29

    So funny that I forgot to laugh

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  33. Anonymous1 July 2014 at 00:29

    Kind of. It's funny at the same time dry

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  34. Rubynnia 1 July 2014 at 00:33

    Abeg disregard my earlier comment. I typed it in error. Your "country" win.

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  35. Anonymous1 July 2014 at 00:34

    NO

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  36. Amysweet1 July 2014 at 00:37

    Hahahahahahahhahahaha... chai

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  37. WIDE EYED!1 July 2014 at 00:42

    He's not alone! That loss has me drowned in a sea of despair! Where is pepper to cheer me up? Ok,where's my new crush(I'm a blog flirt,ezewanyi,bloglord,memphis,carte blanche,aboki na mallam,still love you all,but one new woman called krayshun is who I need now to fill this void!) Krayshun,write something funny to soothe the pain of this defeat! #falls in a heap wailing...

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  38. WIDE EYED!1 July 2014 at 01:00

    Naturelle,and others @ Linda Eze's hut,u people should come out and make this defeat history with your sassy talks and yabbis plus fights! Stella D,biko, arrange correct posts by morning o. This tin pain me nor be small.I was already planning where to be for quarter finals and beyond! That plan is abolished now!

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  39. Anonymous1 July 2014 at 01:11

    Dry joke. So na so Super Eagles go take waka come??? Chaiiiiii.

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  40. Lady N1 July 2014 at 01:14

    So funny that i forgot to laugh *rme*

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  41. Unknown1 July 2014 at 02:25

    Yeah its funny,:
    Shout out to Adaeze Yobo, the real naija wife,!!
    the only naija babe that looks and acts like Rihanna without putting much effort, unlike Tiwa Savage
    I love the way she fiercely defended her husby after his first world cup goal.......keep it up jaree ooo

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  42. Janelicious1 July 2014 at 04:05

    Lol na so ooooooo

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  43. Unknown1 July 2014 at 05:55

    Lol

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  44. Unknown1 July 2014 at 06:27

    Hilarious! This Okey Bakassi guy sef i was worried when i read the headline.

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  45. nash1 July 2014 at 08:49

    Not dry lol

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  46. Anonymous1 July 2014 at 08:52

    If ds joke is not funny, den go take pepper soup.



    Mrs DAvido

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  47. MOI1 July 2014 at 16:19

    Hahahahahahaha...

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  48. Ralu m1 July 2014 at 18:12

    Dry joke. Okey o gini? Have you run out of jokes?

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