WOW WOW WOW today is Saturday GBAM GBAM GAM! hehehhehehehehehehe Jagbajantis you are so infectious......and No tothose suspecting me,I am not Jagbajantis una hear? Jagba will you be myoloriBOOruku...lol
HUH....THE PERSON THAT SENT THIS IN WETIN HAPPEN?WHAT IS THE CAUSER OF YOUR INCOMPLETE KERMIT MEME?
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LOOOOOOOL BB CAN LIE SEF BUT WHATSAPP NAH
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LMAO...HE WAS CORRECT KEH
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CHOI,NIGERIAN POLITICS IS #EPIC AND THE POLITICIANS ARE EPICER...LMAOOOOOOOO
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HEHHEHEHEHEEHEHEHE RICE AND FISH INDEED!
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WHO WANNA BE MY HERO?
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LOOOOL.MAMIE IS FAIRER THAN THIS JOR
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NOT CUPCAKES,CALL IT CUP SOUP
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NUMBER 9
EKITI PEOPLE OY ANSWER OOOOO
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KERMIT HAS BEEN ARRESTED,MAKE I DRESS UP TP POLICE STATION.I WILL BE GONE FOR SOME HOURS BUT WILL BE ENABLING COMMENTS FROM MY FONE...ME AND KERMIT NEED TO SEE HOW WE CAN MAKE THIS MEMES.
Just in case i wested ya time sorry no vexs,if i did north west ya time then cool.
2014 WAEC EXAMINATION Time: 1hr 30 mins ...PLEASE SUBMIT YOUR ANSWERS IN THE COMMENT SECTION.
SECTION A (Answer all questions. Questions carry equal marks)
1. What are the names of the two people holding hands when you switch on a Nokia phone? Wide eyed and Yomislaw.
2. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is the past tense of Make? ...Mook
3. Which university in Nigeria has the highest number of ladies using blackberry phones?
4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on Facebook, who sent the friend request and why?
5. If the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is the cost of moi?use BODMAS PLEASE
6. Who ate the missing part of the Apple logo?
SECTION B (Answer All Questions. 10 Marks each)
1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls, who likes money more?
2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the Diameter of Elegushi beach. (Take pi=3.142)
3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi?
4. If your X-boyfriend/girlfriend wins N50,000,000 on who wants to be a millionaire after you broke up, find the value of X?
5. If it takes Goodluck one hour to deliver a typed speech in a national conference, how many days will it take Patience to deliver the same speech on the same occasion? Assuming the polarity of the audience is kept constant?
SECTION C (Answer any two questions)
1. Tu-face was given a Prado and Ferarri on his traditional wedding and white wedding respectively. There is every likelihood that D-Banj has gone ahead to print wedding invitation cards without an available bride. Discuss (20 Marks)
2. Write a short essay of not more than 500 words on 'My Oga At The Top'. (20 marks)
3. What's the name of the lady that says "Please enter your secret number" at the ATM machine and explain why she is chosen for the job. (20 marks)
Kikikikikikikiki,,:haaa..Stella you are not serious o@What's the name of the lady that says "Please enter your secret number" at the ATM machine and explain why she is chosen for the job..lwkmd....Her name is Stella Dimoko Korkus
Yes ooo,,,Jagbajantis idi ok,,may God bless u d more,,,enrich u pocket,,,may God not allow ur pocket to run dry bcos givers never lack,,,,.. Lwkmd so funny
Hahahahahahahaha I laughed for real, thanks for easing my sorrows, I just wrote one Stupid exam and it's the worse exam I've written in this school, GP the Lecturers and those that typed the questions, deliberately setting hard questions so we can come and block. Lolz----- is when u fall asleep while Laughing, we all know that right?lol
The exams will always be hard,you didn't study hard but opted to take residence on SDK's blog joining issues with those that graduated over a decade ago. As you lay your bed,so shall you lie on it.
Thanks SDK babe,I know it will always be well.m anonymous that graduated 10yrs ago, remember we have people with grand kids that are graduates we don't hear them making noise , if SDK has a problem with "young" people coming to her blog let her tell us so herself.
Lmao...I started laughing frm the beginning wen u said Jagbajantis should be ur oloriBOOruku. Stella, u ve got a great sense of humour. No time 'wested'.
2014 WAEC EXAMS SECTION A 1. wide eyed and yomislaw 2. mook 3. unilag 4. obasanjo sent the request... inorder to appease buhari not to make the country ungovernable for jonathan. 5. moi-moi=10.50, then moi=10--- eqn 1 -moi=.50---egn 2 therefore moi= 10 6. suares SECTION B 1. Nigerian police becos if u go to station "na wetin u bring come" if them come ur house"na wetin u get for house". 2.diameter of elegushi beach= ocean x 3.142 3. Adaobi= MISS SAHARA 4. value of X=O i.e once chance 5. it will take patience= chai chai there is God ooo..approx 6hrs SECTION C 1. DBANG is not ready to get married 2. oga at the top is a frsc syndrome 3. that shd be roli bode george becos she loves them with mony
lastborn29(oya sdk give me my mark ooo becos i had to study before writng the exam)
a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said... . This is really serious and to think she gat family, only God knws the state her family will be in nw..... . . ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
Lmaoooooooo..... I love every bit of what i read i swear..... . . ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
Stella you never did revision with us ooo,reminds me of those teachers that will just come to your class and the next thing you will hear is tear out a sheet of paper .
The marqusha inlaw was funny. Head of corporation Bath tub
chai, how i love this Stella eeh, always creating something different to always make our day. Na waa for this exams you started giving us, we didn't even do revision as most teacers do with their students before the exam. anywayz let me start with #1. in God i trust. happy weekend everyone
Buhehehehehe, Stella-Adokiye, u didnt ""west"" my time, my yeye boss did......but, I wee like to attempt this ur WAEC questions, hope I win a ferrari?! 1. cheung lee and bill gates. 2.made! Mook is incorrect 3. Unilag 4. His P.A, cos he wants to monitor Obasanjo on social networks. 5. #5.25k 6. Suarez. Section B. 1. Nigerian Girls 2. if pi =3.142, then pi tends to infinity. 3. Adaobi is a girl but a Tomboy. 4. X=0 5.Since 1hour =60mins, therefore K=60mins/24=2.5, therefore it'll take her 2hours, 5mins. section C. 1. D'banj is a lover of money, and there's every tendency that he'll have to negotitate with Genevieve to pose as his bride and after a year, they'll divorce in order to secure a Prada and Ferrari or an automobile of a higher quality. 2. I think the problem with the Oga at the top saga was a rather ordoriferous one. it shows that Nigerians don't plan. if he had planned, he won't have stuttered or messed up. That's all!. 3.Her name is. Audrey Mcdermott and she was chosen bcause she was d cashier to the former President of World Bank.
The Chinese girl n her bombass hahaha. Reminds me of a fight I watched in Yetunde Brown street in gbagada years back, someone called her neighbour "oni idi ikelebe bi Alfa". They ended the fight at the police station. Lovely Sunday laughs. Thanks Stella.
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hahahahhhahaaaa..stella you re one crazy fellow.
ReplyDeletewho you give exam to write? hahahahhaha. OYO is your case
wideyed and yomslaw shaking hands on nokia start up tone yea? issokay
kikikikikikiki
Hahhhahahahahahaha..quite laughable..Am on the essay about My oga at the top.will send it shortly stella
ReplyDeleteChoi! Stella. Pls go and bail kermit o!
ReplyDeleteNo.3 adaobi's ms saharra abi na desert?
DeleteLmao! Strestika!!! Ekiti pple got me laughing my ass out! Who made dis bomb ass tea in Kermit's voice....
ReplyDeletePls who/what is dis KERMIT? O gar oh!
Deletelol
ReplyDelete@akanbi your hero baby...lwmkd
lol, alwys wit your fone 24/7, probably waiting for janbanjantisb or naija hub, dats not my business either.
wow wow wow
best Saturday laffa ever
gbam gbam gbam
That section C na die oo!
ReplyDeleteI rememba second sch days.
Na 'Brain storming' fit do am oo.
The boy on dat 'U can lie' wall paper, is so fine. #ICantWait!
Dis is hilarious mehn. Make I go carry biro and paper o, I will answer all d questions.
ReplyDeleteLOL @will u be my oloriBOOruku, hahahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteLol @the mosquito singing 'Aye'. Mr Ibu is not funny to me.
Lol@transformers 5. What a transformation!
Head of operations! Lol!
Those kids saying ' I don chop school fees'. Lol!
The dog with the fake smile, hahahahahahaha!
Hmmm...that watsapp ehn...!
Who put that mound of food in front of thjat baby? Lol!
Lol@ drag Mr Left to the Right!
Expand the equation o, hahahahahahaha!
They guy in the exam hall, issue eh! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
How da h did they manage that hairstyle? She must have hair to her eyebrows.
Lol @ the mumu broke man!
The picture of that fish eh! Everything is possible to he that believes!
No be only Akanbi your hero, what about Bolaji? Lol!
Padlock for shorts! OMG!
That little boy with the 'you can lie' expression reminds be of one Igbo actor. Oh..what's his name now?
Na wah o. Is that a jumpsuit or a bat costume?
Oh no, those poor cupcakes, lol!
LMAO at Suarez's trophy. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha to infinity!
Lmao @ judas is carrot!
That Boaz meme is the truth!
Lol@ girlfriend in law!
Stellicious Stella you didn't waste my time at all o! Great laughs!
Lolz, good morning Stells, How's Gelmy?
ReplyDeleteNot bad at all u did north west my time; lol @ 'i'm so broke if my gf leaves me for a richer dude, i'll leave with them. Lmao
Click my name for all your celebration cakes and cupcakes, cheers
Hehehhehehe...Funny laffs. But stella u wested my tym o,I didn't c my laffs.
ReplyDeletelol @ dat awkward moment in an exam hall,yes it has happened to my cos mate i naff tire.Stella abeg bring Kermit back o
ReplyDeleteYaaaayyyy....
ReplyDeleteSuarez bit that Apple
He's an evil rabbit
All sweet,
I love SDK
Hahahahahahahahahah..
ReplyDeleteHahahahhahahahahaah...
Hahahahahahahahahah..
Honestly,Nigerians are happy people...we dey joke with everything around us...LMAO
LWKMDFHOooooo! I jump all the queshun pass.
ReplyDeleteLMAO! That Ruth and Boaz own is epic, very hilarious indeed.
ReplyDeleteSay whaaat? The toothy one?
ReplyDeleteYes o the toothy one,kikikikiki. Happy weekend y'all. SDK ure da bomb.
DeleteAunty Stella dis exam hard Biko! Plus d pics! Lol
ReplyDeleteKikikikikikikiki,,:haaa..Stella you are not serious o@What's the name of the lady that says "Please enter your secret number" at the ATM machine and explain why she is chosen for the job..lwkmd....Her name is Stella Dimoko Korkus
ReplyDeleteBuhahahaha
ReplyDelete@ Expand the equation
@ My Grandma hes gone
Best Saturday laffs ever.
Happy wkend to all Blog Visitors
Hahahahaha....epic. Nice one Stella.
ReplyDeleteThe one about Head of operations and expand the equation got me rolling on d floor
ReplyDeleteLwkmd @stop wasting your time waiting for Mr. Right, search for Mr. Left and drag him to the right.... Hahahahahahahahahahahah.... So true
ReplyDeleteHilarious.... One reason why i never fail to visit your blog daily....
ReplyDeleteYes ooo,,,Jagbajantis idi ok,,may God bless u d more,,,enrich u pocket,,,may God not allow ur pocket to run dry bcos givers never lack,,,,.. Lwkmd so funny
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed today's laugh
Keep it up stella and pls bring kermit the frog back!
Bwahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteBut that student expanded the equation na
Funny laughs
Hahahahahahahaha I laughed for real, thanks for easing my sorrows, I just wrote one Stupid exam and it's the worse exam I've written in this school, GP the Lecturers and those that typed the questions, deliberately setting hard questions so we can come and block.
ReplyDeleteLolz----- is when u fall asleep while Laughing, we all know that right?lol
Don't worry it is well.
DeleteThe exams will always be hard,you didn't study hard but opted to take residence on SDK's blog joining issues with those that graduated over a decade ago. As you lay your bed,so shall you lie on it.
DeleteThanks SDK babe,I know it will always be well.m
Deleteanonymous that graduated 10yrs ago, remember we have people with grand kids that are graduates we don't hear them making noise , if SDK has a problem with "young" people coming to her blog let her tell us so herself.
Hahahaha....kwahhhhh....kikikiki....LMAO....dis got me in stitches
ReplyDeleteNice combo Stella...Big ups!!!
ReplyDeleteSincerely happiness is when someone says to me...you are putting on weight. am so trying hard to put it on.
ReplyDeleteLol. EVE E UME
ReplyDeleteLmao...I started laughing frm the beginning wen u said Jagbajantis should be ur oloriBOOruku. Stella, u ve got a great sense of humour. No time 'wested'.
ReplyDelete2014 WAEC EXAMS
ReplyDeleteSECTION A
1. wide eyed and yomislaw
2. mook
3. unilag
4. obasanjo sent the request... inorder to appease buhari not to make the country ungovernable for jonathan.
5. moi-moi=10.50, then
moi=10--- eqn 1
-moi=.50---egn 2
therefore moi= 10
6. suares
SECTION B
1. Nigerian police becos if u go to station "na wetin u bring come" if them come ur house"na wetin u get for house".
2.diameter of elegushi beach= ocean x 3.142
3. Adaobi= MISS SAHARA
4. value of X=O i.e once chance
5. it will take patience= chai chai there is God ooo..approx 6hrs
SECTION C
1. DBANG is not ready to get married
2. oga at the top is a frsc syndrome
3. that shd be roli bode george becos she loves them with mony
lastborn29(oya sdk give me my mark ooo becos i had to study before writng the exam)
You did north west my time....LOL
ReplyDeleteHappy weekend to the SDK family.
Great
ReplyDeletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
ReplyDelete.
This is really serious and to think she gat family, only God knws the state her family will be in nw.....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
Lmaoooooooo..... I love every bit of what i read i swear.....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
LOL.
ReplyDeleteHayyy! Don D, 'was that spending six years in college meme' a subliminal for that halfbaked illiterate, Pink Shell ?
I'm just wondering.
Mrs. BitchBiko.
LMAO..
ReplyDeleteIncredibly funny and yeah, cool! Answer to your question is Akanbi! That cracked me up, most of them did actually.
ReplyDeleteLolzzzzzzebra dah monkey wid hair b lukin like mamie and lepa shandy lol. #sdk most handsome boy*
ReplyDeleteLolzzzzzzebra dah monkey wid hair b lukin like mamie and lepa shandy lol. #sdk most handsome boy*
ReplyDeleteStella you never did revision with us ooo,reminds me of those teachers that will just come to your class and the next thing you will hear is tear out a sheet of paper .
ReplyDeleteThe marqusha inlaw was funny.
Head of corporation
Bath tub
Mr lyca
Padlocked jeans?????
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha!
Choi.
Lol@you can lie o. Whose child is that?
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaha nice!!
ReplyDeletechai, how i love this Stella eeh, always creating something different to always make our day. Na waa for this exams you started giving us, we didn't even do revision as most teacers do with their students before the exam. anywayz let me start with #1. in God i trust. happy weekend everyone
ReplyDeleteBuhehehehehe, Stella-Adokiye, u didnt ""west"" my time, my yeye boss did......but, I wee like to attempt this ur WAEC questions, hope I win a ferrari?!
ReplyDelete1. cheung lee and bill gates. 2.made! Mook is incorrect 3. Unilag 4. His P.A, cos he wants to monitor Obasanjo on social networks. 5. #5.25k 6. Suarez. Section B. 1. Nigerian Girls 2. if pi =3.142, then pi tends to infinity. 3. Adaobi is a girl but a Tomboy. 4. X=0 5.Since 1hour =60mins, therefore K=60mins/24=2.5, therefore it'll take her 2hours, 5mins. section C. 1. D'banj is a lover of money, and there's every tendency that he'll have to negotitate with Genevieve to pose as his bride and after a year, they'll divorce in order to secure a Prada and Ferrari or an automobile of a higher quality. 2. I think the problem with the Oga at the top saga was a rather ordoriferous one. it shows that Nigerians don't plan. if he had planned, he won't have stuttered or messed up. That's all!. 3.Her name is. Audrey Mcdermott and she was chosen bcause she was d cashier to the former President of World Bank.
Jixox... LMao
ReplyDeleteOturugbeke !!!!!! Stella u be winch ooo making people laugh hystericallly
ReplyDeleteStella you bring so much happiness! you are blessed.GHANA BABE
ReplyDeleteDefinitely no time wasted in reading. Kermit don suffer and mamie in her black flying jumpsuit...lol
ReplyDeleteAshafa says....
ReplyDeleteLWKM sotey I somersault. Totally hilarious. Your laugh collection keep getting better!
Stella, Tell those cops to #Bringbackourkermit# even miss piggy is pleading. Hehehe
ReplyDeleteThe toast part...lol
ReplyDeleteThe Chinese girl n her bombass hahaha. Reminds me of a fight I watched in Yetunde Brown street in gbagada years back, someone
ReplyDeletecalled her neighbour "oni idi ikelebe bi Alfa". They ended the fight at the police station. Lovely Sunday laughs. Thanks Stella.
Anty stella Anty stella, number 6 answer is suarez #grin
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