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Monday, January 09, 2017

KNOCK Knock....

OMG! Knock knock knock jokes can be very hilarious and this inspiration was gotten from Sunday Spontaneous post...
Who's got some knock knock knock jokes for us? Check these out: 





Knock knock
Who's there?
Ola
Ola who?
Ola do is win win win no Marra what!

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tukor
Tukor who?
Tukor pee this tune for fifty naira press eleven




Knock Knock
Who's there?
Enda
Enda who?

Endaaaaaaaaaaaa iyaaaaa will always love youuuuu



Knock Knock
Who's there?
ukem
ukem?
ukem from heaven to earth to show us the way



Knock Knock
Who's there
Eni
Eni who?
Enitin she want she must to get o
Oh Jennifer!.

Knock Knock
Who's there
Emem
Emem who?
Emem Emem, Blessings And Glory, wisdom thanksgiving and honour......

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isha
Isha who?
Isha be permanent, Isha be permanent, what the lord has done for me,Isha be permanent

Knock Knock
Who's there?
disease
disease who?
disease the day that the Lord has made



Knock Knock
Who's there
Isbina
Isbina who?
Isbina long day,without you my friend


Knock knock
Who's there?
Diezani
Diezani who?
If diezani justice in the world, I will be your man


Knock knock. Who's there. Halima. Halima who? Halima love on you,that's what I wanna do.... Nigerians play too much lol


knock knock... Who's there? Email...Email who? Email, email her, email her, jehova mail her


Knock knock knock who's there? Akanbi.
Akanbi Who???
Akanbi your hero baby I can kiss away your pain


You wanna try? Add yours....


167 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. I hate this knock knock series with passion

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    2. They crack me up all the time. You guys should go check your sense of humor e get small skio skio

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    3. Knock knock
      Whose there
      Alligator
      Alligator who
      "These people think I am joking oo"-real alligator

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    4. Eka, I don't understand these jokes at all, oh well.

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  2. Replies
    1. Knock knock
      Who's there?
      Owen
      Owen the saints Owen the saints are marching in..

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  3. Hahahaha Stella you play too much

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    1. Hahaha nice ones,I had to crack my head to form one so here it goes

      Knock,knock....
      Who's there?
      Nkem
      Nkem who?

      Nkem from heaven to earth to show the way,from the earth to the grave

      Lolzzz he nor easy ooo to create this stuff

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    1. Knock knock...

      Who is there?

      Eny

      Eny who?

      Eny where he went,he was doing good. Almighty healer,he healed the lame men....

      Lol, me like

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  5. I'm sure it's just me but I don't find them humorous.

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    1. It's just you and jasmine.. they are super funny and creative.

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    2. Knock knock
      Who's there??
      Amadi
      Amadi who??
      Amadi pay phone trying to call home...

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    3. Funny how? Very dry jokes for juveniles!!!

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    4. It's funny jor. U pipu sense of humour is made of concrete. Come and be going since its not funny to u. Email emaila emaila Jesusssss...me love

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  6. Knock knock...

    Who's there?

    Folake...

    Folake who?

    Folake gimme love oooπŸ˜‚

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  7. Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Wendy
    Wendy who?
    Wendy spirit of the lord is upon my soul I will dance like David danced

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  8. Knock knock
    Wo is there?
    Emi
    Emi who?
    Emi keshi eh oba shoki eh

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    1. Knock knock
      Who's there?
      Daiday
      Daiday who?
      Daiday is bright, is bright and fair oh happy day, daiday of joy!

      Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

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  9. Lool, i just love the knock knock series

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  10. LMAO. Kai this is so hilarious

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  11. Knock knock...

    Who's there?

    Adan...

    Adan who?

    Adan get alert GodwinπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  12. Knock knock
    Who is there?
    Elo
    Elo who?
    Elo from the other side

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  13. This thing is annoying af
    Doesn't make any sense.
    Mtseew.

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    Replies
    1. Dont make no sense to u Cuz u dumb af

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    2. Stupid Sandra
      This nobody too wants to talk to me
      How sway.

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    3. Lolzzz. . . Who talks to nobody?

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    4. She's talking to nobody, which means she's talking to herself. Babe pls kindly do urself a favour nd visit yabaleft

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  14. Knock knock
    who is there?
    Isi
    Isi who?
    isi too late now to say sorry

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    1. Aboki has killed me

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  15. Knock knock...Who's there?
    Temi
    Temi who?
    Temi who made it possible,your mama,your papa,your mama,your papa eh ya...

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    1. Hahahahahaha

      My best so far is *Ade mad over you girl*, maybe that's cos I dey mad over this song.

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  16. Knock knock
    Who is there?
    Ada
    Ada who?
    Ada will always love you

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  17. Knock knock
    Who is there
    Mamadu
    Mamadu who?
    Mamadu good oo e do good

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  18. KNOCK KNOCK
    WHO IS THERE
    IFY
    IFY WHOO?
    IFY GIVE YOUR HEART TO ME I NO GO LET YOU GO ........


    KNOCK KNOCK
    WHO IS THERE
    ADE
    ADE WHO?
    ADE MAD OVER YOU GIRL ADE MAD OVER YOU GIRL
    LMAOOOO KNOCK IS THE NEW BAE

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  19. Knock knock
    Who is there?
    Ifa
    Ifa Who?
    Ifa was a boy. Even just for a day

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  20. Knock knock
    Who is there?
    Oma
    Oma who?
    Oma ladies kukerer

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  21. Hahhahahahahhaaha. This is hilarious.
    Lemme try.

    Knock knock
    Who is it?
    It's me Jeho
    Jeho who?

    Jehova is your name....
    Jehova is your nameeeeeee, mighty warrior, great in battle, jehova is your name.

    Lmaooooo.
    This is creative. Thumbs up to whoever came up with this.

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    1. Is this truly bloglord?
      😱😱😱😱😱
      Where have you been?

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    2. Bloglord! As I live and breathe! Welcome back.

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    3. Welcome back bloglord stop this disappearing act oh!

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    4. Bloggie have mussed u like kilode....where the hell ve u been or did you change ID like us

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    5. Welcome back...

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    6. Blogggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...omg...I just lost my voice.

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    7. Portable it's me oh!
      Thanks guys @ Suoebi, Jas, Chi, Fruitilicious, Chyada. Bee10, North Dakota. I miss y'all more

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    8. BLOGLORD!!!!!

      Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

      OMG, I had to comment. Happy New Year!

      WHERE THE HECK DID YOU DISAPPEAR TO. If I say I no miss you...

      Muah muah! Welcome back, and stop that rough play!

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    9. Hahahhahaha Pipi said she lost her voice.

      BLOGGIE!😘
      My one and only BLOGGIE!

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    10. Hahahahaha. Pipi baibyyyyyyyyyy! Miss u silly gurl.
      Suoebi I NEVER changed i.d. I remain BLOGLORD. In all honesty, can't even believe I can do without this blog for this long but when you are really occupied then...
      Bee10 yes ma/sir. Lol
      Jas, Chi exotic, North, I see you guys. You all rock.

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    11. Blog Lord is back?? *runsouttowashfacewater* no am not seeing double.

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    12. *pushing everybody away...excuse me pls, excuse me pls, lemme hug my bloggie* Xoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo...I know TGW has been sending my regards and xoxos to you. Miss you too.
      @TGW...xoxoxoxoxo

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    13. Beautiful and Gifted lol. Miss u too babes, Rough play gerraway, I play no more.

      TGBaiba sure babe!

      Pipi, I will buy you menthol. Tomtom or baba blue? you sef shout small small

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  22. Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Awuli
    Awuli who?
    Awuli do anything for you, awuli do anything for you, anything for! anything for you..

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  23. Nok Nok...

    whus dere?

    yora

    yora whu?

    yora Kant balanse is low, pliss richard as soon as poccible.

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  24. Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Yousay
    Yousay who?
    Yousay you like cassava, I get big cassava!

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  25. It was that email her that I finally got the joke. Kudos to the person who started this

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    Replies
    1. yes it was annoying before bh once i understood the joke, i started enjoying it

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  26. I heard it was alibaba that started it in 2012

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  27. Una be case for this blog i swear, se person no fit decide say him no go laf today again ni



    Mc pinky

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  28. Will you remember me in a year?
    Yes
    Will you remember me in a month?
    Yes
    Will you remember me in a second?
    Yes!
    Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    You forgot me already!!!

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  29. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha can't stop laughing. Nigerian's eh na wa o

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  30. Hahahahahhahaha
    Knock!! knock
    Who's there?
    Olad
    Olad who?
    Olad have mercy, hola hola wepopping bottles hollaaaaaaa🎡

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  31. Stella, even you. I give up

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  32. Hahahahahahaha!
    I love this... Sooo funny.

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  33. knock knock
    who's there
    wendy
    wendy who
    wendy spirit of the lord is upon my soul i will dance like david dance

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    1. Hahhahahahhahahaha
      Nwa baby m come and see o.
      Wendy spirit....
      πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. Okwa giπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  34. dedicathird to mai booo, sheynail baiby

    Nok Nok!!

    whus dere?

    shey...

    shey whu?

    shey the nashional moi moi, defide the nashional cake, yuo shop yuor own, I shop mine own,the gofament wheel north shop aloan.
    #mama gee.

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    Replies
    1. Lol...its been long I heard this song

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    2. Awwwwwh 😍 don't I just love you 😘😘 lol.

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    3. Chai! See as I almost piss for body. This girl, you'll not kill me!

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  35. Knock knock knock
    who,s there?
    Alhaji
    alhaji who?
    Alhaji eeeeeeen alhaji¡, alhaji¡¡, alhaji¡¡¡

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  36. Oh my! Am I gonna have a field day or what?
    Hahahahaha!





    Dum Spiro spero.

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  37. Lol kwakwakwakwaa.

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  38. Chi exotic....you need honey therapy

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  39. Knock knock knock who's there? Richard. Richard who? Richard cards

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  40. Knock knock
    Who is there?
    Eno
    Eno who?
    Eno easy ooo, hey hey hey hey hey, to dey sing to dey dance and people dey rejoice hey ...

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  41. Knock knock
    Who's there
    Its kabi
    Kabi who?
    Kaaaaaabiyesi o ose ooooo

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  42. May God have mercy on my sense of humor.

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    1. Knock knock
      Who's there?
      Gbangba
      Gbangba who?
      Gbangba Gba Lo Gbangba Gbangba Gbangba Na who dey enter for mummy's house o, daddy o daddy .....

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    2. Loosen up guys.

      Well maybe this isn't your first, second or third time seeing/reading it. Prolly overplayed hence it lost it's comic taste. I find it funny but I guess I'd frown at it by next week

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  43. Knock knock
    Who is there?
    Omoty
    Omoty who?
    Omoty ko gbeko, odamiloju pe yo jiya

    A friend sent this to me and I laughed seriously.

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  44. have been seeing dis knock knock stuff everywhere.. am just reading it for d first time now.... nice sha... but e do me as e do dem

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  45. Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Olufunmi
    Olufunmi who?
    Olufunmi ooo
    Ma pa mi lekun ooo
    Olufunmilola
    Mase fimi sile lai lai
    Durotimi ooo
    Olufunmi o

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  46. I love this πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

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  47. I love this πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

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  48. Knock knock
    Who's there
    Samina
    Samina who??
    Samina mina eh eh...waka waka eh eh

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  49. Knock knock
    Who is there?
    Honda
    Honda who?
    Honda mountain, hinda valley, Honda land and Honda sea

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  50. Stella where is my comment now, for some days now i dont see them. Kini mo se to yen

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  51. Knock Knock
    Who's There?
    Noma
    Noma who?

    Noma_tter the weight of elephant nor go fit cause earthquake

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  52. Knock Knock
    Who's There?
    Umesam
    Umesam who?
    Umesam na Ojo, Ojo say na teacher

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  53. Knock knock
    Who's there??
    Dadi
    Dadi who??
    Dadi o o dadi
    Dadi when u go for journey...

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    Replies
    1. Hahahahah,I remember this song from YouTube, lol

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  54. Knock knock
    Who's there?,
    Honda,
    Honda who?
    Honda mountain,hinda valley,honda land,hand in da sea...

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  55. Knock! knock!
    Whose there?
    Ifa.
    Ifa who?
    Ifa say I love u no be lie
    Ifa say I love u no be lie ma baby!(2ce)O-O-O-O Ohema ooo!

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  56. Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?

    Inay

    Inay who?

    Inay land of myth and a time of magic the destiny of a.......his name MERLIN

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  57. Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?

    Ayuga

    Ayuga who?

    Ayugana dansio if i show u d monio

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    Replies
    1. Lolzzzz ZZ.......dis is hilarious!!!!

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  58. Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?

    Owen

    Owen who?

    Owen de saints go marching in wende saints go marching iiiin...

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  59. Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?

    Owen

    Owen who?

    Owen de saints go marching in wende saints go marching iiiin...

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  60. Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?

    Wan

    Wan who?

    Wan minit remaining

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  61. Knock! Knock!

    Who's there?

    Malo

    Malo who

    Malonogedede malonogedede malonogedede o wey inogedede inogedede inogedede o wey..

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  62. Knock knock
    Whise there?
    Sandra,
    Sandra who?
    Sandra Lili, Sandra lili,Sandra Lili Sandra Lili, Sandra Lili, Sandra Lili, Sandra Lili was a question....

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  63. Knock!knock!
    Who is there?
    Ewa!
    Ewa who?
    Ewa na beans o..eheh na beans o ewa...coco na cocoyam o

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  64. Knock knock
    Who's there
    Taiye
    Taiye who?
    Taiye kanyin,ijo less,eyin na lewo rayin..

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  65. It didn't mk sense to me bfr..@ villager your own must be different

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  66. Knock Knock
    Who's There?
    New
    New who?
    New money e Don come I buy garri 10 kobo, I give Mary to cook am.. .. . You know the rest, lol.

    ReplyDelete
  67. Knock Knock
    Who's There?
    Ivun
    Ivun who?
    Ivun your boo get a boo, a boo a boo

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    Replies
    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  68. Hah!!! This knock knock ish is outplayed biko...Nigerians will just rubbish the whole thing...besides Ali baba didnt start it...its a very old game that was popular in the 80s abi 90s in the USofA...

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  69. Anon wetin Peacemaker do you? Why you dey call am Goat?
    Ikwaaakwakwakwakwkwakwakwakwakwa
    Ikwaaakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

    I no too laugh for the knock something but na peacemaker and that him anony friend make me laugh well well...

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  70. Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Amara
    Amara who?
    Amara nke nna mo,o ga di gi de,di gi de,ruo mge ebighe bi

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  71. Lmao, chei dis made my night, see me n hubby laughing anyhw wen it's almost 2 am,our neighbors go tink say we Don cray cray finish or even dey gbensh,dey won't knw it's knock knock series.

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  72. Knock knock
    Who?
    Emeka
    Emeka who?
    Emeka miracle worker promise keeper higher than the highest that is who you are.....

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  73. Knock knock
    Who is there?
    Willy
    Willy what?
    Willift your name higher! Willift your name higher! Willift your nam higher willift your name higher

    Knock knock
    Who is there?
    Mama
    Mama what?
    Mamamamamama I feel like I'm flying over the moon!

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  74. Knock knock
    Who is there?
    Eboh
    Eboh who?
    Eboh I really wanna see if can go downtown with a girl like me...

    ReplyDelete

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