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Sunday, July 21, 2019

Sunday In House Gists - Most Hilarious Thing That Ever Happened To You...

Can you tell a gist like a Comedian and make those reading crack their ribs with Laughing?








What is the most hilarious thing that ever happened to you or around you recently?..Or is it in the past?

Please dont laugh alone,share you hilarious gist with us and the person with the most hilarious gist will get a giveaway of some sort from someone who wants to be anonymous........

I am so ready to Laugh................


Like a week back,I 'cracked' a Joke and the Bambinos laughed out their hearts,only for me to over hear them two days ago laughing at how dry my joke was and how they had to laugh so i wouldnt feel bad....And the thing is...I have been re-telling that Joke to them oh....I just squeezed my mouth like Kermit the frog and decided i wont be telling the joke anymore...lol

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  1. There's this fine beard gang boy in my church that I like but we r still eyeing each other, last week after midweek service I was going home alone, the road was quiet dark n lonely, na so bumbum start to itch me, I scratch the thing well, comfortably scratched it oh, only to turn back n see this fine boy following me, ah Mogbe oh, I almost died my people, he just smiled and was trying to cover what he saw with a conversation,shame finished me, whenever I want to laugh at myself I remember this and laugh well jare, now we are good friends, shame can never allow me date him lailai, that's how I lost my prospective husband oh lmao.

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    1. Don't be ashamed Spice, please date him if he is worthy of your love. Plenty mess, smelly shit etc still dey come for relationship.

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    2. My girfriend had earlier informed me that if she happens to get married before me I will be her maid of honor. So early this year she called and told me it will be happening in May,I was so happy for her. Na so preparation start o, she is based in Abuja while I'm in Lagos and the wedding was to hold in Owerri.So we were preparing for the big day from both ends. So I called her one day to ask if she had made arrangements for MUA she said yes, but you na baba for make up na so you go make yourself up. I told her nooo!, that I need a professional makeup not my usual. She said no problem that the guy will make both of us up.People of God ,that wedding morning after the guy finished making me up I was now looking for myself cos the person I was seeing in the mirror wasn't me. I told the guy that I don't understand what he did to my face.He said I should wait that the whole thing has to sit and we were already late for court. Na so I manage my face like that dey go .My friends that came for the wedding where so disappointed with my make up,
      they were like.. Who do you dis kind makeup ?Why you no even make yourself up. At that point eeh I didn't even know if to start going back to the hotel or look for water to wash my face. The thing affected my whole day and all the pictures I appeared I was facing down πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.The stupid makeup guy when I complained about how he made me look like an embalmed corpse , he told me its the brides day so I'm not suppose to be finer than her.Imagine,na im you come embalm me when I still dey alive. The MUA is actually good but with what he did to me I will never recommend him for anybody.Folish boy

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  2. When I was single but engaged to my DH (fiance then). I was on a street evangelism with my friend. We met one
    Mopol and I wanted to engage him in a gospel discussion.
    He said he was in a hurry and I should give him a gospel tract which I did. Meanwhile his eyes were focused on my hips and burst 😊😊(though I wore maxi o).
    He gave me his address and said I should visit him to share scriptures, that he likes bible discussions. 😊😊
    So on D-day, I come tow my fiance who sabi karate well well. As I knock, the man look through the window, see only my face, come smile well well.
    "welcome fine sister"
    As he open the door, na my fiance he saw first (and im get good akpu obi) and his face fell.
    "sorry, I wan go official duty now"
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    I just dey laugh for my mind... I sabi wetin you sabi.
    All you like na big smooth nyansh and
    not word of God officer...
    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      He saw smooth yansh and suddenly liked bible discussions.

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    2. Can imagine what could have happened without him

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    3. That was why Jesus was sending them out in twos as in Luke 10 -sheep among wolves. Makes a lot of sense

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  3. The first time wey I travel comot from Nigeria, na during winter that time so dem advise me to buy better winter jacket. Na so yours truly go buy tapoline for bend down select carry follow body.. Kai!!! I reach house even wash am with pride dey shine teeth say I buy jacket.

    Only for me to reach my destination, I look wetin human beings wear as jacket then look the khaki wey I buy from gbo gbo. The kine shame we enter my body ehn, e be like say person open freezer for my body.. till today whether that man jazz me buy that jacket I nor know..



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    1. the stupid jacket I brought,shame no gree me wear am for 1 day. I don buy better Mark's and Spencer now

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  4. One evening,this pretty lady was passing by,some aboki(s) just finished their evening prayers and were washing their feet. She got to spot where the aboki (s) were and this loud and smelly fart escaped her butt and one aboki just screamed "Haba madam"wetin I chop.....

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I like you Sweetie pie. Even if you don't win this, you should at least win the prize for the best use of the 3rd-person narrative πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      Well done inugoπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜

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    2. Thanks a million madamDiva.

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    3. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 @ Sweetie pie, you're outta this world.

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  5. I brought a relation to come stay with us in the city. Went to the market, bought kid's illustrated books and gave him to study. After a few days, I asked him to show me what he learnt.

    He started- A is for apple, B is for ball and so on until he got to L. He said L is for MBUBERE. I was confused and asked him for the book. Apparently, MBUBERE is his vernacular for Ladder.

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    1. L is for MBUBERE πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.
      Only in his ancestral dictionary. 🀣🀣🀣

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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  6. some years ago, there's this guy in my street, he was a serial rapist, so good at molesting girls, but I normally go to his house to collect CD plates, on this faithful day, I was in my father's farm pooing when NEPA brought light, I quickly dragged up my pants, and forgot to clean my nyash, even the last shit on my behind, I no release am but the joy of that light, I quickly rushed to Huncuu's house to borrow as usual, and he started forcing himself on me, he overpowered me & pulled my pants, suddenly this stench came from nowhere, everywhere de smell, he then asked that stupid question "You match shit"?, I said no ooo, I shit, I no clean my nyash, as he bent down to look, all his laps, his bedsheet was already messed up with shit, na so Huncuuu take pursue me comot for him house ooo, he no rape again... I went home jejely

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    1. Hahahahahaha this is disgustingly funny.

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    2. I beg this shit is the winner 🀣🀣🀣

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    3. this wasnt funny at all

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    4. Boriiiiinnnnggg

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    5. πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      See as shit save you

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    6. Disgustingly gross!!!
      Not funny at all

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  7. Something hilarious happened long time ago, when I was in ss2...
    Was very late to school that particular day, took bike, if you know effurun -warri very well, there's this popular junction called jakpa junction and it's hold ups..
    Around that time there is this mad man called solo terrorizing ladies there.So this particular morning Satan decided to deal with me, was online at the junction watching out for solo, unknown to me, solo was tip toeing behind me, the next thing I noticed solo gave me a very hot prolong kiss of life until bike and was fondling my breast at the same time, see me screaming inside the mouth of a mad mad, shouting for the bike to move, after kissing me, the mad man pushed me from the bike inside dirty water, my white uniform was ruin, come see how the mad man start to dey happy, they tell people around there say I kiss am..
    The shame that day was unbelievable, had to go back home. So you can say a mad man gave me my first kiss...

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    1. Oh dear , sorry about that awful experience

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    2. Not funny

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  8. My aunt is this church type, goes to everyday and pray always but always having an issue with the husband, her child insulted Some one and she was preaching to the girl about being respectful and all,the little girl replied Her oh mama you know all these things and yet every time you and daddy won't let us rest, omo she became speechless and me birsted out with laugh

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  9. My grandmother needed blood transfusion. As the doctor was addressing my uncle and I about her state, man started lamenting that he didn't know a time like this will come; that he was the same blood group with his mum but he can't donate because what his heart pumps is alcohol and no longer blood... Doctor didn't know when he started laughing, I laughed hard

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  10. When I was in 100 level, I had terrible pimples on my face so I always used to rub " Shirley" at night before going to bed. One night, after going to bed, I changed my mind and decided to go to class to finish up some assignments. My room mates were already sleeping and the light was off so I just wore jeans and t shirt. .y hair was in braids so I didn't need to look at the mirror. When I got to the class, everyone was looking at me strangely but it was only after I had spent a good 2 hours there that I remembered. I laugh about it now but trust me, it wasn't funny at all then

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  11. Forgot to unzip after using the toilet at a very crowded. On my way in the first usher that saw me froze and turned the other way. Based on me being a sharp guy I processed the reaction very fast and looked down. Don't ask me what I saw but it was utterly embarrassing

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  12. During my first year in the university, I just got this newly built self contained off camp. The hallway was always dark unless the lights were turned on and I always miss my door for the first two weeks or so.
    One thing about me is that I hardy turn off this soundsystem hubby got for me. It can wake me up when Nepa behaves.
    So,on that crazy day, I just got back from market, rushing to shower because the sun was something else. As usual, the music was blasting ( I never knew some keys opened other doors till that day), i was rushing to shower, i turned on the light,nothing happened so I went straight to the bed to move the curtains. BEHOLD, MY NEIGHBOR GOT A BIG BLACK COBRA LOOKALIKE DICK IN HER MOUTH!!!
    Don't get me ,I wasn't a virgin but the sight was so disgusting with semen licking from the side of her mouth that I threw up on her face and the ugly looking vein filled dick !
    It turned out my key can open her door too and the darkness and loud music confused me.
    Instead of me to run out,I ran to her bathroom, got a towel and threw it over her face and she was screaming all these while.she later told me she got light bulbs in packs because hers went out over a week ago.
    It was funny to me because I laugh real hard each time I remember it.oh, I forgot to add that boys/men were not allowed in that hostel unless your husband is visiting and you must present your marriage certificate so the guy was sneaked in by her. We later became best friends and she nailed a sign with cardboard that spells out my name and says NOT YOUR ROOM,KEEP OFF!
    Almost everyone changed their keys after that.

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