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Sunday, December 01, 2019

Sunday In House Gists - Dumbest Break Up Excuses Ever...

Some people call off relationships for reasons that will shock you..........








What is the dumbest reason anyone ever gave you for calling off the relationship?
Or was it you that called it off with a dumb excuse?Or do you know any relationship that was called off using a dumb excuse?

Some are hilarious and some are annoying!

I almost dated someone who started by reeling out rules and regulations to me,A small sized and very wealthy man who lived by his rules alone and forced everyone around him to do same.
Some of the rules included that i must not smile without a reason and my mobiles phones must not ring when we are together...I thought it was a Joke.



I was on my way to do an interview when he called to meet me,I stopped to see him briefly and when we were discussing,two of my phones rang and and i picked both and laughed as i talked......

He waited for me to finish talking and then broke it off.....I laughed so badly he appeared confused.
One week later he was calling to see if i had repented and was sorry...I said NO!!!

lets gist!

104 comments:

  1. My own cannot take correction from any woman but dishes out instructions and commands. The dressing this guy did yesterday, my God. Just to go and sign a paper, bobo nack dinner suit with a huge briefcase. Laugh wan kill me. Even the staff in the office were shocked with that appearance in the morning. I just sat in one corner laughing and taking pictures for posterity. I have never ever met this kind of man in my life.
    The fighting is another thing. You must not pick any call if you are with him.
    Yesterday I just decided it's time to waka abeg.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha... kill me

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    2. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣, send the pic for us to see Abeg.

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    3. Stella nna mehn......which kind man be that?
      Anon 14:07 he was actually trying to impress you, lol

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  2. Reading comments 🀸‍♀️🀸‍♀️🀸‍♀️

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    1. The idiot told my friend that connected us that I was expecting too much and cut me off, bomboclat 😭😭 and all hanty was doing is making sure she knows where the relationship is heading to o.

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    2. Good riddance

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  3. She asked for money to pay house rent and I was going through crisis, I couldn't help..
    She stopped talking to me and I just face my business
    I didn't owe you anything

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    1. It’s good you let her go. Someone like her can never be loyal. She’ll never stick with you when you are having a hard time. Good riddance.

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    2. SluttyChic remove your mouth from Don's ass, it's become irritating yuck!

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    3. Remove your nose from Sluttychic bizz... its invading Gosh!!!

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    4. Amazon, thanks ❤️

      Anon wannabe, get ready for more irritation till you puke your lungs out of my business. You are a FOOL.

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    5. Anon thanks for your observation. She's my friend and I hope you're okay with the info.

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    6. Did you tell her you had financial issues, or you kept mute expecting she'll know?

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    7. only a useless woman can be friends with this Don....male chauvinist pig. woman wey friend you no get value for herself...tufia

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  4. your are too nice for me I need the drama sometimes to spice it up...πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„ he grew up with his parents always at each other's throats... I wasn't raised by animals abeg .No offense

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    1. Same with mine. Said his parents always fight and he sees it as normal. Before you say Jack robinson, wack on your face. I ran o.

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    2. Good riddance

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  5. I met one sometime ago, very cute guy though.
    After being friends for a few months, we decided to go into a relationship. That was when he revealed his true self. Guy is so jealous and possessive. He asked me to cut off from all my male friends, mostly the ones I am very close to.
    I told him I won't do that. You can't ask me to stop being friends with great people who have been there and helped me grow in many ways. I even agreed to cut off some, he said All.
    We argued about it for a while, I stood my ground.
    By this time, I had lost interest in him. I just told him to give me time to seek God’s face before we continue the relationship. That was it.

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    1. Some guys are just too annoying. Because you're dating him, you can't keep friends na. Mtcheeewwww

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    2. He wanted to Isolate you.. πŸ˜‚
      That's the first step..

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  6. The problem is not you but me,I don't really deserve you,you are a treasure to your future husband,I asked for another reason,he said there was none.I just got up,wore my square pants and walked

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    1. Seems as if we dated the same guy. I don't deserve you clan

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    2. Abi ooo.......so lame.......

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  7. My boyfriend broke up with me last month and I found out he did his introduction three weeks ago only for him to tell me he got engaged because I said I wasn't ready to get married three years ago.

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    1. Sorry about that Alayo. You deserve better. I like your name πŸ€—

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    2. It's well. Yours will come

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    3. Awww!!!
      Doh
      Yours will come.

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    4. Dont mind him,finding a way to blame you...Is 3 years ago today?He should have opened up once he decided to marry someone else

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  8. Its not you, its me.... i'm sorry.
    #sourlove #regrets #shithappens

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    1. Lame ass excuse everrrrrr!

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  9. Actually, I don dey see d red flag. Me too don ready to leave but dnt want to b first person to leave.... He told me he was given wrong date of birth... It was later they were arranging his old man room dat they saw his real date of birth so cos of dat he no dey happy n in mood to talk to me. I just laff it off n he used dat as an excuse to get angrier with me. Imagine me wey I no get interest again. He was so surprised I dnt call him again. Till the day he saw me with my main bf now my hubby.

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  10. S*X broke us.
    I refused to open the cookies and he couldnt wait.
    some men have lost their God ordained wife because they want to satisfy the flesh and to blind to see

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    1. You are not his God ordained wife because if you were, then he would also have to be your God ordained husband But based on your Godly principles which he obviously lacks, it shows he is not the one Christ has for you. Your own husband from God will find you and won't ask you to fornicate..

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    2. Some men just hate surprises..
      They cant marry you 1st and discover a surprise hole that will swallow their career.

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    3. This statement is only valid if you're a virgin

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    4. Anon

      17:07

      Not true
      Even baby mama, widow can decide to do right by GOD and close body to sin

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    5. Good riddance

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    6. @Anon 17:07 this philosophy of "once a sinner, always a sinner" is straight from the pit of hell. Thanks Jet li for speaking truth.

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  11. You are too fragile, need someone that can take care of children..🀣🀣

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    1. Haaaaaaaaaaa!!!

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    2. Lame ass, what won't we hear?

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    3. lmao....too funny i swear

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  12. ISOKEN came to my mind. I'll be reading comments

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  13. No guy has broken up with me,
    I send a text or call,I always explain,if you keep persisting I just stop taking your cals

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  14. You know you're a very beautiful girl and you can get any man you want. It's not you, it's me. I'm the one with the issues and you're there wondering what he's talking about wanting him to explain but none is gotten. You move on o and then he comes back after a year and half saying he wants you back and you ask him, what happened initially and the monkey says he just got cold feet because he felt I was too good for him. Abeg go away with your cold feet, I no do again. Thank you.

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    1. Thank you. Was waiting to see this.
      "it's not you, it's me". πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      Ndi ara.

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  15. I'm sorry we are not compatible🀣🀣🀣

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    1. This one still makes sense small......

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  16. Mine said he deduced I am too fragile and WILL not be able to take care of his kids.

    Ngwanu

    Strong , first daughter like me that even took care of 3 of my siblings.

    It's good ooo...

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  17. Never had an ex so let me just sit and read stories πŸ’ƒπŸΎπŸ‘―‍♀️🧚🏿‍♀️

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  18. Did most of you understand the topic? Dumbest not tangible reason!

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    1. Did You understand that it's " Do Most of You understand the Topic"

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    2. Castle are you saying those reasons up there are tangible? for example the one who says to the lady she is too fragile and cannot raise kids, is that not a dumb reason?

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    3. Yes anon, it is. When I posted my comment, I'd not seen those ones. I guess we posted same time.

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  19. We are engaged but I intended to graduate before marriage. While I was still schooling, he goes about sleeping with anything on skirt only for me to find out on the third year of our relationship. Guess is reasons? According to him, his mum want someone from his town not me. Then, he goes around test driving all the girls from their side including my course mate after inviting him on our cultural day. Imagine somebody crowning the other 'lord of ring'.

    My sweet revenge was getting married without letting him know and I also went ahead to distribute IV to his friends giving them the same reason that I want marry from my town. Me I cannot come and put all my eggs in one basket, after seeing how women suffer in relationships.

    Back up is a goal!!!!!

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    1. Sweetest revenge. I love you

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    2. Chai! I like yo bad self..... 😊

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    3. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

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  20. Mine broke up with me because along the line during our relationship I got pregnant, we’ve been dating for over 1 year. When we first met he said he wants me to be on contraception, of which I did but unfortunately I still happened to get pregnant. I complained to my GP about the failed contraceptive & they said incidents like this happens sometimes. I’m so worried right now cos abortion isn’t an option & being a single mum in this Uk isn’t a child’ play.

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    1. I pray the Lord shows up for you, though it won't be easy.

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    2. Why are you women so silly !!! A man who hasn’t committed to you in any way, hasn’t married you and made you his fully and you start giving him husband benefits! So you were doing FAMILY PLANNING FOR A BOYFRIEND. Why couldn’t he use condoms??? So you were having unprotected sex now you’re coming to ask us what exactly???? As an adult don’t you know you’re responsible for your actions? Get out abeg I’m so annoyed with people like you. Carry your cross. Mother of 1

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  21. Mine broke up with me because along the line during our relationship I got pregnant, we’ve been dating for over 1 year. When we first met he said he wants me to be on contraception, of which I did but unfortunately I still happened to get pregnant. I complained to my GP about they failed contraceptive & the said incidents like this happens sometimes. I’m so worried right now cos abortion isn’t an option & being a single mum in this Uk isn’t a child’ play.

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    1. He wanted you to be on pills and you agreed. Be thankful you are pregnant,it takes some women years to reverse the hormonal imbalance from daily pills.

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    2. Exactly. It takes years to reverse hormonal imbalance. Don't sacrifice your health for an inconsiderate man.

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    3. Imagine. A mere boyfriend o! Not even a husband! I am so annoyed. Risking it all for someone who still broke up with you. Which means he never saw a future/family with you. Wow I should slap you πŸ‘‹

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  22. All my relationships, I've never heard them break up with me. They just bail out, I'll call and ask, of cos all answers is, "am so busy". Even my marriage, he just walked out on me n our kid. No nothing, no talks and no divorce. My uncle just called his father and told them we're thru. It hurts cos most times there's no closure. I recently got another man, he was so into me but I was still observing ooh. Suddenly he stopped communicating wit me, I kept asking why, same answer, Busy. As the guy no dey naija, he just stopped. Pls fellow bvs, put me in prayers. I'm 44 and still single.

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    1. How sad! Nne biko ife a agbaro aka.

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    2. Put you in prayers like you have a terminal illness. My point is enjoy life. It could have been worse. You have a child be grateful to God. People younger than you are dying every day, no children. Give thanks to God for what you have and at the right time, if it's the will of God it will happen again.

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    3. You may be acting desperate and needy. A big turn off for men. They'll still date you. You'll spend your time trying to prove you are wife material. When they get bored they leave without a word. No respect for you because you have no respect for yourself. Your age is not the problem.

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    4. May the Lord help you my dear. Please don't loose hope. Maybe try locate an ex and ask the real reason why he left. Maybe there is something you are not seeing. Have faith all will be well and like kiks says, enjoy yourself.

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    5. When all this little children say enjoy life to a 44years old woman. I feel like slapping you. She is f_cking lonely. Can't you see it.

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    6. you need deliverance my dear....its not ordinary. yes being single is not a crime but you cant be that bad that all men will just be leaving unceremoniously. i know women with terrible characters who are married. you either have a spirit husband or their is a mark on you..things are happening and you will be amazed what people go through that are influenced spiritually..

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  23. Him: your always happy,do u ever get upset?
    Me: I'll rather be happy.
    Him: your kind scares me, despite seeing my dirty chats with other girls ,you never reacted... Am sorry I cant continue with this relationship.its over... I don't want someone to poison me some say.

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    1. Honestly am with the guy on this. Ppl like u that always never gets angry even when provoked can just snap and coman kee person. Funny thing,no one will suspect as u re seen as happy go lucky.

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    2. Lol, sounds to me like scum running outta fright cos of the masquerade they saw.
      Abeg you no loose. He thought he could make you miserable and lose your self esteem with his philandering. He jus couldn't believe it.

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  24. We both attend the same Church denomination, but he was encountering difficulties, so his aunty introduced him to a pentecostal Church. He started going there for prayers and deliverance. One day, he invited me to come worship with them on that Sunday, and I said I couldn't, since we were having a program in my Church. He got angry and started saying I'm a mammy water for fixing artificial hair and wearing trousers that he can't cope, so he broke up.

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    1. God saved you from a dangerous fanatic.

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  25. She kept malice for a week and I broke it off with her

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    1. She actually broke up with you first but had to pretend like you did it. She had already checked out but had to make you look like the guilty one who broke her heart and you fell for that old trickπŸ˜‹

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    2. She actually broke up with you first but had to pretend like you did it. She had already checked out but had to make you look like the guilty one who broke her heart and you fell for that old trickπŸ˜‹

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  26. Stella whaaaaat? I feel sorry for his wife Abeg.

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  27. One fool told me that his ex tried to kill herself if he doesn't take her back and for that reason he had to go back to her to avoid her killing herself. After like a year he said he wants me back. Unam ikot

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    1. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... The guy is a big scam

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    2. I think he was lying. Unam ikot
      .

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  28. Was dating a guy and was happy all for him to tell me one day that his uncle asked him how is his relationship with me going, and he answered he is not sure he is just looking, my beevees i form anger gave him 7 days ultimatum to go look for a girlfriend with his alledged uncle, while i flex my life, the idiot came back after a month with a sob story, love don die na siddon flex i dey do

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  29. "You're just too hardworking." Another one said I draw people to me too much. This was after attending his family event with him and making friends with the people there. We didn't arrive together, so the fact that I could easily blend was a problem for him. I laughed and moved on. Saw me at an event about 6 months later and wanted back in. Told him nothing has changed biko. Sometimes, even with my nose in a phone, people still tend to want to talk with me. Right now, I'm facing my hustle. Too many male friends that make me sometimes question the vibes I give off

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    1. Wow! Am I the one who wrote this comment?! We are the same! I’m not lively or a talkative but something draws people (especially guys) to me. They say I’m funny, calm etc but this always causes issues in my relationships because everywhere I go I just stand out. I thought it was just my nature till I realized:
      1. I am actually too friendly and it’s bad. I’m very understanding and diplomatic but most times a straight face/silence is the best thing

      2. Most of those guys aren’t your “friends” the way you take them. They’re just waiting for a chance to sleep with you and tell all, assuming some haven’t spread stories that they are already sleeping with you

      What you need to do is become more reserved. You can be friends with them on the phone etc but limit how often they see you/people see you in their company.

      Some are just coming close to see how they can use you and gain from you.

      No man wants a flirt as a girlfriend or wife. Once a man sees you as “too accessible” especially to other men he starts losing interest. My ex after dumping me for a “home girl” who pretended to behave like a baby but it was revealed she was a grade 1 ashawo. 🀣🀣🀣 Men love pretense sha, but don’t pretend for any man. It’s actually a waste of your time

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  30. I don't break up with anyone. I mysteriously disappear and let them use the rest of their lives wondering what went wrong and seeking closure that they will never get.

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  31. You are too faithful for my liking please cheat I want to compete with other men. So you mean since you came to Lagos you've been dating only me, don't other men ask u out hmmmm I was dumbfounded I decided to practice what he asked me to do, cheated with the first man next was marriage proposals, I disgraced him by marrying my 2nd boyfriend.. Life is too beautiful for someone to make u live miserable

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  32. You are too independent. I want a woman who will lean on me. That can't take decisions if she doesn't see me.

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