Adventures Of Oko Ashawo The Uber Driver -29

This is a memo to all my Fellow 'Oo Ashawo's'' all over the World.....Please note that women are no longer smiling ooooh...

It had been a slow week and the heavy rains didn’t help matters as it worsened the already bad traffic situation.

On Friday morning, my first request was from a guy and I drove swiftly to the pickup location. As he joined me in the car, we heard some noises emanating from his neighbour’s apartment and he wanted me to give him a few minutes to ascertain what the issue was.

It was a heated argument his neighbour was having with a lady and he stepped in to intervene. The ‘amebo’ in me did not let me sit in the car and i carried my two left legs to eavesdrop  ....

My passenger’s neighbour said he just started dating the lady and that was the first time she would be spending the night in his house. He said they also made out for the first time the previous night and what aroused his curiosity was when the lady kept asking him subtly when he would sleep.

According to him, he had a strange feeling that this lady was up to something but being a light sleeper, he didn’t really bother much and they both slept off after midnight.

So, in the early hours of the morning, he noticed she tiptoed out of the bed and that was when he became alert but started snoring slightly in the guise that he was still deeply asleep. He kept watching her as she took a white handkerchief and a pair of scissors from her handbag and came over to the bed. She then pulled down his boxers a bit, cut off a few strands off his pubic bia bia and put them in the handkerchief.

Immediately, he got up and held her hand as she was about putting the items in her handbag. He gave her a dirty slap and asked her what that was all about. She claimed it was a prank but the guy would have none of that. Hian .... 

What kind of prank is that? 

He asked her to confess quietly or he would raise an alarm and attract others.

My passenger suggested that her bag should be checked thoroughly and that was how the used condom was found wrapped in a tissue. Instantly, the lady went on her knees pleading that she meant no harm but no one would buy that nonsense excuse.

Time was far spent and it was raining heavily. My passenger suggested to his neighbour to involve the police as he was already running late for an appointment.


Imagine what would have become of that man if he had not caught her in the act of stealing his public bia bia?he would probably have fallen sick or become her ATM mugu or probably go mad....who know what she planned?Or maybe it was for ritual money!

Guys now need extra eyes to stay woke because the ladies are not smiling.

 

If you are a lover boy going around picking several Ladies eh,after reading this,please be alert because this might help you..........or you retire from being serial and go and Marry!

As for me,I have activated eyes at the back of my head