Wednesday In House News..

 Shout out ......

IN HOUSE MEMO

How is everyone? I am fine and enjoying the weather here today.... I wanted to work from my garden today but I think I am reacting to the pollen outside cos my nose is itchy . #horrible

Please dont go under anon to cuss out yourself oh...I will not be picking anyone again FOR THE GIVEAWAY until i get the alert on Friday...

No need to fight over giveaway, it is so childish and always leaves me shocked... This is the reason all those celebs on Instagram do giveaways when they *fork* up because some people brain go thru reset when they hear giveaway.

lets live and let live please.

God bless us all and bless all our hustle.... can we talk about other stuff and leave giveaway for now? LOL

Have a great day, I am about to prepare my Ram....LOL

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PINKYS CORNER


At times, I wonder why some ladies tend to useless their lives all because of money? Though it's rhetorical question but can we at least have a reasonable lady in this generation of ours?.


We checked into a hotel in Epe yesterday night, tired and worn-out so I retired into my room.There is a room beside mine and I heard people discussing around 12am, tried listening to what they were talking about but couldn't catch up with the aproko.


Few minutes to 4am, I woke up and switched on the TV, then I heard a lady saying "you guys are not enough for me to f#ck" immediately I sat up properly to know what was going on and believe me, everywhere was silent and you could here them clearly. Then a guy said ''you know you have not f#cked me,''

 she replied saying "I will now, just hold on, you can see your friends are tired, i am trying to finish up my ice'' ( then I asked myself "What is Ice again).


Jesu saanu awon omore oooo


The next thing I heard was ''do it faster''

Then I had to tune up the volume of the TV and wondered how many guys were in there with her. Because I needed to know who the lady was, I left my room just few minutes past 6am to the reception and sat there as if am was there to just relax but inside of me Aproko antenna was activated .


Na so we start to hear noise for up oo then the supervisor went upstairs to check and it was the same lady I was waiting to see. How did i know she was the one I was waiting to see? They all came downstairs and she narrated everything that transpired and I picked from there.


From her explanation, she said ,they all agreed to pay her 50k if she can f**k 4 of them in the same room and she agreed but for her to start going this morning, they gave her 8k saying no network to do transfer (I laugh tire and tried to take videos but the supervisor walked to me to stop and delete the ones I had made)

My question is, is poverty to blame for this kind of wayward life?

Awon imo fobo sesin

*I feel so bad for her.. Maybe she aint a HO, maybe she just did it for some urgent reason or maybe she is a HO.. I feel bad that she was given just 8k when she would have planned on what to do with the 50k and may have to sleep with more guys to get the money....

This is so sad and shocking....

Thanks for this gist Pinky Omo mi coconut head.

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INSIDE THE MIND OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD

When I was growing up almost everyone had large families and people with small family units were considered weird. Now things are different. Smaller family units are more common. Family planning has made this possible.

Family planning is the use of natural, hormonal or non hormonal methods to prevent pregnancy. Apart from abstinence, no female family planning method is hundred percent safe.

The major responsibility of keeping the family unit small rests on the woman’s shoulder most times. As if we don’t have enough to bear on our shoulders we still have to deal with the possible side effects of these contraceptives.

According to Medical News Today medically reviewed by Carolyn Kay. MD this are the most common side effects, toxic shock syndrome which can be fatal. Urinary tract infection as in the case of diaphragm, vaginal irritation, Increase in the rate of heart attack, high blood pressure, headaches, mood swings, weight gain, uterine perforation, vaginal dryness, uterine expulsion etc.

Now family planning available for the men include the use of condoms, temporary or permanent vasectomy, side effects non. My sisters no side effect!!.

Vasectomy in lay man’s term is when the tubes carrying sperms in the scrotum is blocked or cut of, it’s a minor procedure it’s very quick.

With vasectomy according to Clevelandclininc. Org discomforts are supposed to disappear after 72 hours. Vasectomy is the surest form of birth control method and can be easily reversible too.

Yet we don’t have a lot of awareness for this method. The average Nigerian man would even say “ God forbid" to this method. How I wish our men will take this route.

Since we get the shorter end of the stick when we do not prevent or plan pregnancy, we have no choice. We move!!!





I dont understand.....LOL 








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Thanks to you both...

..... God wey give me big teeth, give me pomo mouth to use cover am....







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