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Friday, February 24, 2023

Friday Night Post

 A Friday without the Friday night post? NO WAY!!!...........Bring it on....

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132 comments:

  1. Good evening guys, how are you all managing without cash?
    I am a victim. Normally I keep lots of cash with me. I go to bank once in a month and withdraw what will last me for the month. With this I am given high interest turnout on my premium savings. I dont use Atm so it's very difficult for me now.

    This morning my bank gave me just 20k. How do I cope with 20k?
    Last week I had transferred 300k into my househelp account as sundry/chop money as she has Atm, my people they have blocked this girl's account ooo. Initially I thought she was being mischievous after trying repeatedly to withdraw for days only to find out later it has been blocked.
    I just hope this madness ends after the election. Now I am forced to open another account that I will use Atm.

    My people, please go out and vote tomorrow and may the Messiah whose name is in the bible win.

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    1. Sorry about that..

      Since it’s “Chop money”;use your phone no to open an Opay account..

      Opay is fully licensed by CBN and insured by NDIC..

      You will even be earning daily interest till you exhaust any amount you have in it..

      You can also apply for a debit card,all from the comfort of your home..

      Don’t forget to upgrade it to a “Tier 2” or “Tier 3” account using your BVN or NIN,NEPA bill and Passport so it can take more than 500k or below at once..

      So all you do every month is transfer from your other banks to your Opay account then run your daily expenses and keep track of it..

      Hope this helps..

      @MARTINS

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    2. Martins, I'm owing Okash online loan app which is a branch of Opay for more than a year now, can I still open Opay account, they will remove the loan abi? Or I should kuku face front cos I don't have the intention of paying the loan again after they sent wicked messages to my contacts

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    3. Martin's for real Opay is bae. I will definitely open an account with them after all these wahala.

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    4. Hi Martins, I hv collected my Opay card siince but can't seem to be working at any of the ATM machines

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    5. Messiah whose name is in the bible? Una still dey believe in humans? Hmmmmm

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    6. Try rest with dis opay;opay;opay.

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    7. At least he gave a suggestion, which one did you give?

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  2. Today was hectic with people trying to stock their homes yet no money.
    See fighting in banks.

    I went to market but couldn't get what i wanted to buy. Most traders stayed away today. Many stalls under lock and keys.

    The roads are free in lagos.
    May God take control tomorow. Every one should be cautious tomorrow ooo while exercising our civic responsibility.
    May the best man win.
    Stella pray for Nigeria

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  3. Good evening .
    My boyfriend invited me to cook for him tomorrow, l'm 33, I have never done this before and I'm nervous.
    He said he wants white soup(never cooked it before but l know the process) and moi moi, and that he made stew yesterday but it's tasteless. Is there any way I can make the stew tasty?
    Note: I have been dodging this aspect for sometime now. God help me๐Ÿ™

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    1. After tasting the stew, you would know what to add. It might be seasoning(use knorr) or salt. Then add curry/thyme.

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    2. Like you dating him?
      Good luck.๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜˜

      To make the stew tastier.

      Buy about a kilo of steak,tender steak.
      Steam it with blended(2 big red onions, a bulb of garlic,no ginger please, salt, paprika dry pepper, seasoning cubes(2) till it's stewy and brownish. Then pour a little groundnut oil and diced onions into the fry pan, on low heat let the meat fry till onions is translucent brown and steak is reddish brown.
      Remove from fire.
      Don't allow it to burn please.

      Then half a cup of custard, of blended reddish tomatoes and about 10 reddish peppers, fry till dry with a little oil and pour the fried meat with the onions ,mix well.
      Add a little salt and water,then Curry powder and the almighty Arsor Chicken seasoning powder. It has a magic.
      Stir everything well then add his own stew to it.

      You'll have a tasty dish.
      Bon appetit!

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    3. Come and cook for me. Come and cook for me, na I'm make dem dey poison Nigerian men like goat.
      I immediately get turned off when men start requesting this.
      If eating is not gender specific, then cooking shouldn't be as well.
      Ehn what is the worst that can happen, it will be 3 tasteless dishes instead of 1.
      Babe it's not the end of the world, chin up!

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    4. You better don't allow it to become an every weekend thing. Like he would want you to come cook for him every weekend. At 33, don't be desperate for marriage because of your age o. Marriage is not a key to long life.
      Some have cooked and washed clothes, cleaned the house, give plenty bedmatics and even money, yet they got dumped.
      Use your brain and don't turn your self to a house help and cook until he wife's you.

      After cooking this one, don't cook another one soon, start forming busy. But make sure this one is delicious.
      Let him order for food online or from a local restaurant close to him if he needs food and can not cook. You can even order it for him and make sure he pays.

      Be wise, respect yourself.

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    5. Better go and vote with that your boyfriend. Make una no dey do love forget Nigeria our country.

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    6. Joyful cook has a white soup recipe on her channel

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    7. Na like play you go turn boyfriend cook. Mind you it comes with no guarantee. Now you are having headaches while he is relaxing with his feet up. Your choice sha. Hope it is worth it.

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    8. *It's LARSOR chicken seasoning powder.

      Allow this babe please,she's not cooking everyday for him. Gadamnit!

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  4. Count down to the end of this regime. Cant wait!.
    Bye bye to jatti jatti

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  5. I'm currently down with malaria
    ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉworst time to be sick

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    1. Awww...kpele. take meds and get well soon. ❤️

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    2. So Sorry sweetie. you've gone for test yet and on med? sending you warm hugs durling. Get well soonest๐Ÿค—

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    3. Pele.
      Find ginger tea and lots of vitamin c tabs.

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    4. So sorry Paris ❣️
      Please take good care of yourself ❤️

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    5. So sorry sis
      Eat,take your drugs and rest well

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    6. Awww ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค— my Paree๐Ÿ˜˜ get well soonest. Pls try and take some drugs and rest.

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    7. It's going to be a long weekend, hope you hot drugs to use over the weekend? Take care of you.

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    8. So sorry Paree Paree
      ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—

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    9. So babe. I wish you speedy recovery.

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    10. Pele dear ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—
      Please take care of yourself.

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    11. Please get well soon Paree. I acknowledge you.

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    12. Pele dear ๐Ÿค— ๐Ÿค— ๐Ÿ˜˜

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  6. I'm still at work o, 2 hours to go, then I order some pizza, netflix and chill.
    My only wahala now is how to enter this knee deep snow to get the pizza as ubereats wan finish my money.
    People please keep safe tomorrow at your voting polls, I know they said we should stand by our votes and wait till counting is done, but abeg if you are in a volatile unit, please cast your vote and head home straight oh.
    Regardless of the number of people who die defending votes tomorrow, life will go on. May we not be collateral damage, amin.

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    1. Amen o.
      My own is to vote and go home o

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    2. Dainty T, snow, uh huh I love snow, which part of Europe are you?

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    3. Anon I'm in Canada, I Hate!!!! the snow so much.

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    4. Dainty T, uh uh, I am in Jand, I luv snow and playing in it, snow bells, snow man mouldings etc, once its melting na wahala ohhh so so falling. One day I pray to visit canada

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    5. Which one is Jand? She told you her country of residence and your reply is Jand, na wa ooo.

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    6. Which one is Jand? She told you her country of residence and your reply is Jand, na wa ooo.

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    7. What's the attack for?
      Jand is UK and Yankee is US.
      Hian

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  7. Good evening to y'all on this space.
    Hope you are all ready to go cast your votes tomorrow?
    I am inside today and highly observant.
    Am i the only one who doesn't really give a hoot about cherry/eha(ebira)/agbalumo?
    Do you like it despite its sour taste that gets your teeth doing you somehow?
    ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€
    Tgif!
    Do have a jumpy jumpy one,BVs.
    ❤❤❤

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    1. same here, don't give a hoot about it too.

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    2. You must not suck on cherry(udala).
      Buy plenty, take out the flesh and blend with watermelons.
      Filter as juice and refrigerate, enjoy it with your snacks.

      My hubby prefers a blend of a basin of udala, 4 big watermelons and sparkling soda to make correct Lemonade.
      He has a special place in his fridge for it.
      He can't stand the white sticky substance messing his fingers and clownish teeth after munching it.๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜‚

      That cherry is very good for men.
      Google it.

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    3. I love udara especially the ones they call nwa nnu.

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    4. Thank you mama XP!

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    5. The day I found maggot in my agbalumo was the last day I had one. I have this strong phobia for worms and maggots. It’s been years and I have not forgiven myself for that maggot found in the agbalumo

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  8. Travelled to my former place of residence in order to vote tomorrow. This is my first time of voting. May labour not be in vain.

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  9. Watching Rishantes. Our transformer is bad. I've been running a generator for days now. God help me, biko. Its not easy at all

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    1. Finally there’s someone watching too let me switch was watching something else

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  10. How is it another Friday already. The days must be getting shorter right before our eyes. I wonder if the Earth has some surprise in store for us, cause time has sped up for sure.

    For ppl with high blood pressure how does it feel in your body?

    I am daydreaming about summer already. Wish I could have an island all to myself for a month, just eating seafood and drinking pina coladas.

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  11. I just finished making moimoi with 7lives ahead of tomorrow,will take some along with the cartons of table water we will distribute.

    Just so excited I will be voting for the first time,remember to go with your water bottle,sunshade or umbrella,food pack and your PVC.✌✌

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    1. That's good.
      And a blank t-shirt and sneakers.

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    2. You just gave me the motivation to make moimoi tomorrow.

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    3. Yes oo, XP mama ✌✌

      Dainty T, please do been craving it since this year started.

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  12. I wanna ask.

    If you have a wicked racist neighbor who erects an electric fence to avoid your kids coming over to their side to pick toys or baby balls that mistakenly flew over while they were playing with poodles, do you report them to the authorities or go confront them yourself?
    Note: They have no kids. They don't want to.
    And they hate ๐Ÿ• pet dogs but there's no notice on their territory.

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    1. O My !! That's so mean of them Xp momma. Best reporting them to the authorities than confrontation. These are the types that won't hesitate to pull the trigger at any slight provocation. Mean lots .

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    2. I knock on their door and demand for ur kids items...
      Confrontation first ๐Ÿฅ‡

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    3. Report them to the authorities

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    4. They look like trouble makers. Just report to the authorities.
      Good evening XP maama ๐Ÿ˜˜

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    5. Gosh, some ppl just use their lives to be a misery to others. So someone really thought it was okay to eract an electric fence in a family community. I thought only ppl living remotely and on large spaces did that. Yes, contact your authorities to find out if it is illegal. You can report anonymously.

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    6. Please report them to the authorities. I jump and pass this kind of neighbour.

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    7. It's their choice not to have kids. It has nothing to do with their behavior or yours.

      Where's the proof of racism? it seems you automatically want them to accommodate your family but don't want to make adjustments for them. You are the one to supply amole playing ground for your kids and poodles, not older residents adjusting to you. You should not assume that because you have dogs and kids, their own property should be annexed as part of your kids playground or temporary littering site. They have not reported you for being a nuisance to them but you now want to confront and report them as racist? Come on.

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    8. @06.49, well said!

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    9. Crazy extremely beautiful couple with abnormal hairstyles,they don't hide it,they scream "go back to your Africa"at any slightest opportunity.
      The runkus from your kids are much,must you have kids?"
      Your poodles run at their frontage,they call animal control,"who allowed African dogs into this country?"
      They wipe their shield with ice spray, unpack snow from their car and dump it over your territory.
      You cook onugbu soup they report you running an embalming center in your home.
      I can list 10 things they do to colored skin neighbors and you saying what again?
      On their right are a Trinidad and Barbados family,for 4 years they've never even waved at them.
      Biko, animal control unit has answered them,the fence will be off tomorrow.
      It's their right to say they don't wanna mingle so by Monday they getting a tapered floor with colored ribbons so our kids and pets don't jump over to the other side not electric fence. Anyi aga agwu ofu mbosi?๐Ÿ˜ฎ.
      They're not pitied,they need deliverance.
      So much Benjamins yet no peace of mind. Shioor!

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  13. Martins, thanks so much for this information. I will give it a try

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  14. Catching up and watching Zee World
    Radiator Sultan

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  15. I tire for Nigeria, what a stressful week !!
    Thank you God, una good evening

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  16. Martins, thanks so much for this information. I will give it a try.

    My girl has been unblocked but she still cannot transfer from her phone ,so back to square one till Monday when she will go to the bank in person.

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  17. Even as we dey battle tension of election, cashless economy and lack of fuel, my neighbor still get mind dey cook chicken stew dis evening. Some people sha!!๐Ÿ™„
    Anyway, lemme go to their house and play with their twins, Emeka and Emekress. They are so cute! ๐Ÿ˜❤️....
    Una Gud Evening....#ALiSpeaks

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    1. Ali B, kisses to the twins๐Ÿ˜

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    2. ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    3. See this Ali fa.

      Let me sing for you in my Enugu State voice.

      Nkenu jide,nkenu enye mmadu.
      Mmadu jide, nkenu esi n'enu gbedeta.
      Nkenuuuu onye oshi Kobo.

      Hahaha.
      Ask your Igbo neighbors to interpret.

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    4. How do you come up with these stuff?๐Ÿ˜‚

      Gifty

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    5. Xhlrted P so u are my sister.

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    6. 21:00
      His comments are mostly copied but he adds and subtract one or two things a and makes us believe they are his.

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    7. XP: ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. My wife don interpret am to me. Chai! Wetin you sing for me no good ooo. Na chicken stew I go chop, I nor Kee pesin. LoL....
      Good day sis. Have an amazing weekend. ❤️

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    8. Pretty Mary I'm not from Enugu.
      I can do about 17 tongues in Igbo language. Haha.

      Ali B...oh,I forgot, your wife is Igbo. Haha.
      That song is used to dismiss clingy friends.

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  18. Good evening house, please how do you handle your 14 years old girl ( lump found inside her breast diagnosed by two doctors). Please advice us on what to do, we are not financial bouyant

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    1. Please source for the money and take out the lumps before it become cancerous.Please do as fast as possible.

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    2. This is what your doctor should have addressed. Have a biopsy done asap please.

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  19. Not happy with the naira scarcity stuff but errmm I hear beer parlors are all shut.๐Ÿคท๐Ÿ˜‚

    That reminds me of Grandpa's songs and systematic dance steps back in the days for any neighbor or visitor who gets drunk.
    "Okwa mmanya egbube kwa na fa ozo, okwa mmanya egbu be kwa na fa ozo, mgbe a na exchange ego,onye ka mmanya gbiru n'uzo?
    The popular song by Late Muddy Ibe.
    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    It means shebi they've started getting drunk again when they were changing from old to new money,was anybody drunk?

    The 1984 naira swap dealt with Nigerians same way it's now.
    Not to worry it's for a while, in few weeks all the new notes will fly out.

    Jisike!

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  20. @Anon 20.10. Yes you can make the stew more tasty by spicing it up. Add knorr, fish/chicken seasoning, soya sauce, nd maybe more pepper (yellow)

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    1. Pls stay away from anything soya if you want to have babies. Soya caused infertility. Google is your friend

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    2. Soya causes* infertility

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    3. Soy sauce I use to sitr fry jeez!

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  21. @Engraced.
    Amen. Our Labour will never be in vain

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  22. Haaaaaaaa long throat.

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  23. Finally joined the Opay geng today. It's looking good. All my transactions got processed smoothly (This is not an advert).

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  24. A colleague called me by 5am today that he is at first bank and they are sharing number for cash collection. I begged him to help me collect number as I will meet him later. I left what I was doing to meet him at the bank. On my way I called him and he complained seriously that he is tasty and hungry. I used my last N400 to buy coke and fish-pie for him. He gave me the number and I handed over the snack to him. 12:50pm the security man told everybody that the bank will close by 1pm. Bank that opened 8am. Gave upto 300 people' number before 6am. They have attended to less than 20 persons because the last number they called is 16 wants to close by 1am. What a life. What can we do, we shouted at the top of our voices and they left us to our date. I had no option than to enter Uber back to my office and paid through transfer. My anger is the transport I spent to and from the bank. Nigerians are very patient and expectant that all will be well after election.
    I decided to close my shop because I am yet to be credited by the bank of all the transfer made into my account since last week. They won't even allow you into the bank for any reason and NOBODY is buying with cash.
    Don't just vote wisely. Please vote for Peter Obi

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    1. There's a measure some people are adopting.
      Try get cash from the patent medicine store man in your neighborhood. Big pharmacies don't,they sell cash at high pieces.
      They give cash at night to POS operators who sell early in the morning.
      The cooking gas dealer, the vulcanizer, the local lube seller beside the fuel station, the poultry feeds seller.
      You don't need all that stress.

      Ndo nne. Soon it'll be over.

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    2. Pele I can feel your pain. Please check around if you can see bike people, filling station, mallams selling things in bulk and ask them to assist with cash. Going to the bank is very stressful and waste of time.

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    3. Thirsty*
      Hian!

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    4. Pele dear ๐Ÿค— ๐Ÿค— ๐Ÿ˜˜

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  25. Really Grateful for today. I have received Alert . Glam granny God bless. Jewelu More blessings ๐Ÿ™

    just chilling outside here at Popsy's place and we discusing about Elections.
    over 400,000 Police Men deployed for tomorrow's election, say what ???
    It's well with us o.
    May the Lord hear and answer our prayers ๐Ÿ™

    Paris dear, take good care baiby ๐Ÿ˜˜.

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  26. If you know we're in the same ajo group ( contribution) I take Jesus beg u,no go misbehave for polling unit tomorrow make dem no kee you o.


    My own turn to collect still far

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  27. Na wa o, every month na so horniness go wan kill my enemies because of ovulation, no boyfriend not to talk of husband. God who did I offend?

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  28. some kin candle prayers with incense dey work scarra,nna cherubim na church.

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    1. Tell us more pls! l know that incense can bring good angels when used in the right way or bring demons when used in the wrong way! just be careful luv!

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  29. How una dey? The struggle to buy bread this evening no be small,I went to Old English bakery,the crowd I met there is up to 500,hmmmm just to buy bread nawaooo lol

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    1. I wonder if it is cheaper just to bake your own. Bread making is quite easy.

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  30. Thank God for today ๐Ÿ™
    God's protection upon us as we cast our votes tomorrow

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  31. If I'm this nervous about tomorrow how are the contestants feeling? Na wa o. Nothing much is happening here,just relaxing and thinking about life.

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  32. Too tired cos I had to do alot of things to meet up, tomorrow is election and one cannot go anywhere except to your pulling unit

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  33. God should take control of everything,just too exhausted,I lost my dad just on Sunday here, still thinking and crying ........ Josaria

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    1. May God comfort you and your entire family. May your Dad's soul rest in peace

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    2. Pele dear,accept my condolences ๐Ÿ˜”

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  34. Thanks to everyone who contributed to my question, I'm Anon 20:10.

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  35. Pls don't castigate something if somebody is trying to help . Somebody was telling martins everytime Opay this Opay that's.
    My testimony is that I downloaded Opay it has eased my stress of bank Wahala my zenith won't see alert on time ,I can't buy market, that was how I downloaded Opay and boom the feeling is thank you Lord. See market I sold shop is empty I'm buying from distributors sharp sharp.
    Let's appreciate something, pls not be castigating pple without them doing anything to us LOVE ๐Ÿ’• and LIGHT ๐Ÿ•ฏ️
    PS they re better than other telecomss see Cashback everywhere
    Martins you re loved and it. Will be well with you.
    IFY

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    1. I can also testify to this Opay,it's been a life saver

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