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Saturday, January 09, 2016

Saturday Laughs




Hello....Its me Saturday Laughs!


THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN AMERICAN FACEBOOK POST AND A NIGERIAN FACEBOOK POST


AMERICAN FACEBOOK POST:
ANGELA GRANT’S POST: - I love my husband so much and I can do anything to please him. But I am also lusting after his older brother, what should I do folks?
COMMENTS: 
William Hale: I think you need to talk to your husband about it because marriage is all about communication.
Vanessa Drinkwater: Oh dear! I have been in your shoes before. I had to wake up and face the fact that I am married.
Sophia Woods- Talk to you husband and ask him to do the things you find attractive in his brother. That ought to save the marriage.
Tracy Bamby: Awwwww love….Get yourself a nice cuppa tea… it’ll sooth away that burning ache you feel for his brother…oh and don’t forget to watch Oprah later…*huggz hun*



NOW CHECK OUT THE NIGERIAN POST
RAMAOTU IDEMUDIA’S POST: I live with my husband and two daughters...anytime my brother in-law comes to visit, I feel the urge to be with him instead. I need advice please.
COMMENTS
Titilayo Kurukere: Ashawo !…no wonder you can’t even give the poor man a son…so so daughters *mtcheew*Damilola Gbadamosi : Oloshi leleyi, your brother in-law ke???
Amaka Ede: You are a disgrace to your family and all women. May his tin get stuck in ur tin, JEZEBEL!
Bornboy The Bigboy: You are just too cute. I love u, my BB pin is 22AA22BBC…please add me so that I can take care of you when my containers arrive from high and low seas…bebi leave ya husband lemme show you the life!
Mohamadu Bello: This is all President GEJ’s faultEkaite Akpan: @ Mohamadu, YOU ARE MAD...IT IS BUHARI’S FAULT…YOU HE-GOAT! In fact, I don’t even know why I am toking to you sef…..ILLITERATE!
Mr Smith (Confused American on the friends list): Huh?
Suffering And Smiling Student: Has ASUU strike been called off?
Prophet Touch Not My Anointed: The bible says in ‘fallopian’ chapter 2 verse tatee…thou shall not look at ya husband’s brothers with lust. Repent my sister.
Aminu Megida: May Allah forgive u
Aishatu Yaya: It’s not ya fault….shey, is the man that decided to put ring on ya finger….there are plenty good women around but he decided to choose you…useless ojukokoro.
Adebiyi Ojo: Abeg, is anyone coming to London?….I need someone to bring me some crayfish, its urgent.

Patrick Obahiagbon: The enormity of this crinkun crankun will bring about Armageddonrial end to the fiscal polistikum edificacy of the I do…. I don’t of the marriage.


If you had a good laugh,please send me a high five,if not na you sabi...hehehe


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122 comments:

  1. TAC9 January 2016 at 17:59

    Very funny......Oya Stella take high five

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    1. Weed Chic10 January 2016 at 00:12

      *hands Stella some wraps of good quality weed*


      (thank me later :) )

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    2. Odus10 January 2016 at 00:13

      High five.

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    3. Unknown10 January 2016 at 06:23

      Ahahahah only God will judge the people that translate these yoruba movies o. Ahahahahahaha!!!!!

      "What if i didn't does it". Ahahahah

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    4. Nelly Udoh10 January 2016 at 09:13

      Oh! Abasi mmi mbok! What a thing? Lmao@the last joke

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  2. Temi9 January 2016 at 18:04

    you people should free Eva and Davido.
    I am guilty of breaking noodles o

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    1. Hafiza King10 January 2016 at 07:24

      Oh my gash! Hi-5 Stelz
      That Facebook post is the ish
      See me laughing and coughing
      Let me borrow one of the lines... Hafiza King: Abeg is someone coming to New York soon, i need agbalumo, please it's urgent.
      Stella, I'm going to litter all posts with this agbalumo plea till i get it. Kikiki!

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    2. MAMACITA10 January 2016 at 09:42

      Kai, @Hafiza, if you see sweet agbalumo I've been eating here eeehn... I love it chilled. Diaris God ooo.

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  3. OLORI9 January 2016 at 18:05

    U try small...high three!

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  4. June9 January 2016 at 18:06

    hahahaaha I'm choking, Malt and milk please. *tongue out*

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  5. Anonymous9 January 2016 at 18:10

    High Five Stella I LMAO @ the last joke. Nigerians i HAIL THEE!!!!

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  6. Anonymous9 January 2016 at 18:10

    High Five Stella I LMAO @ the last joke. Nigerians i HAIL THEE!!!!

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  7. Anonymous9 January 2016 at 18:11

    �� I love u Stella....... I see... Paradise.

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  8. Real Nutty9 January 2016 at 18:11

    High five stellz.....

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  9. Tuscany - LUXURY BESPOKE SHOEMAKER @onimisibespoke9 January 2016 at 18:11

    Hi ten for u

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  10. QUEENAMYLovesAccessBank9 January 2016 at 18:12

    High 10, lmao at that please help me sir

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  11. Ice Queen9 January 2016 at 18:12

    Very funny
    Was Eva proposed to :huh: shocked
    The Facebook post is so true

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  12. KingRex9 January 2016 at 18:13

    Stella, oya catch your high five. You just made my day.

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  13. Anonymous9 January 2016 at 18:13

    Faith Martins, how do you do? This is wishing u a happy weekend.... Your secret blog admirer....

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  14. Chy 🌹9 January 2016 at 18:19

    omg...hahahahahahaha
    back to back,iyalalaya still trending?epic laffs

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  15. Tuitiontinz9 January 2016 at 18:20

    The book of 'Fallopian'? Is the bible now inside the uterus?
    Chei, pastors murdering the books of the bible from time immemorial.

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  16. Ghanaman9 January 2016 at 18:21

    I did laff!

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  17. SUNSHINE9 January 2016 at 18:22

    Point taken Don Davido.
    Direct your complaints to Stella.
    Nice laughs apart from the meaningless 'back to back' memes.

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  18. Unknown9 January 2016 at 18:24

    Hahahhahahahahhahaha......... High5 Stells...

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  19. CHERYL (aka FROM GLORY to GLORY)9 January 2016 at 18:24

    Saturday laughs Always a mood lifter. Tnx bea oh its bae

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  20. The General's Wife9 January 2016 at 18:25

    Hahahhahahahahahah dis cracked me up
    When she screams harder and u remember when she said u wil never see her nakedness LMAO

    When u finish exams and ur pals at arguing whether d answer is 45 or 90 but u got 13 hahhahaha

    When it debtor tells u money ain't a problem LMAO That Alao's face cracks me up.

    I sight u Don D The Heaviest!
    Howdy boo?

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    1. Guineacar10 January 2016 at 00:12

      Lmaoo. Abeg who is coming to London, I need someone to get me crayfish!!! Funniest thin ever. High 100 stella.

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    2. Guineacar10 January 2016 at 00:12

      *aunty stella

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    3. Anonymous10 January 2016 at 11:48

      Crayfish is fold everywhere in London jo...Tooting Broadway, Peckham, lewisham, woolwich, "the stop before barking" (forgotten the name. Stop to dey show yourself Biko

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  21. Princess Scheherazade 9 January 2016 at 18:28

    High five Stella!!!

    All very good today and I see Don Davido is back... Abeg no pull that disappearing stunt again.

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  22. fresh roses9 January 2016 at 18:28

    High five jare..don davido we missed ur jokes welcom bak..emjay don suffer. Lol

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  23. #Miss Kay#9 January 2016 at 18:28

    Laughing at the 'when having sex and she's screaming harder, then u remember when she said u will never c her nakedness...hahahaha '

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  24. AQO9 January 2016 at 18:30

    Buhahahahahaha. All the laughs na hit back to back. Waiting for Sunday laughs. Iyalaya people wey wan commot laughter from our lives.

    SDKers ati BVNS ti take over.








    Jesus is Lord.

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  25. Mrs CJ9 January 2016 at 18:31

    Lwkm @ is anyone coming to London.... I need some crayfish
    Really?
    Lmao

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  26. Anonymous9 January 2016 at 18:33

    Only that one of disabled pic made me laugh

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  27. nwunyedoc9 January 2016 at 18:37

    stella dear, you deserve a double high five for todays laugh, so funny.

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  28. yourstrulyblogposts.blogspot.com9 January 2016 at 18:38

    Hahahahahahaahahha my belly is hurting

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  29. SHILZ9 January 2016 at 18:39

    All I see is fallopian Shapta 2 vrs tatee lolllllllllll

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  30. Unknown9 January 2016 at 18:41

    I laugh uh kpiho kpiho prapraprapra ,still laffing...

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  31. Unknown9 January 2016 at 18:44

    Sdk blog too much jare, very funny laugh, am sending u high ten!

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  32. POSH Baby9 January 2016 at 18:48

    @don Davido
    Shading emjay bah, kontinu.

    posing like a disabled is so last year, exposing your tongue is the ish now. whaaaaatssssaaaaaapppp.

    That looks like Unizik examination answer sheet.

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  33. Mrs telema ronaldo(CR7 wife in making)9 January 2016 at 18:53

    Stella high five.
    I had a good laugh.
    Lol

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  34. Unknown9 January 2016 at 18:55

    So real at d convo,nice one kork

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  35. Unknown9 January 2016 at 18:59

    High five, Stellz!

    These ones are so on point.

    Can't stop laughing.

    Don Davido, but why?

    The first one and the 'behind the scenes ' cracked me up.

    And then, the Lanesra laugh...lol.
    The dad di bad.

    I did that, 'den den den'... memories.

    The Facebook laugh is so true. Chronicles, in this case.

    Thanks Stellz, i'm still having a good laugh.

    #WhiteDiamondOut

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  36. Unknown9 January 2016 at 19:00

    Hahahhahahahaha,the first meme finished me.Chop kiss @don dlavido.

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  37. Anonymous9 January 2016 at 19:01

    Lol, take high five biko!

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  38. Unknown9 January 2016 at 19:02

    High five

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  39. Anonymous9 January 2016 at 19:04

    d best compilation of laffs in ages. always mk dat face when a babe dat swore I'll neva c her pant start screaming harder.

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  40. ChyAdaJesus9 January 2016 at 19:07

    Stella you try. I can see Don has returned full time.

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  41. I Hold my side9 January 2016 at 19:07

    High 5.......funny Na understatement!
    Welldone ma!
    Don davido welldone o! Lol

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  42. Lacey Love9 January 2016 at 19:10

    I laff tire.

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  43. mrs mustapha9 January 2016 at 19:18

    High five Stella especially the reply of Patrick Obha......... His name self na hmmmmmmm.

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  44. Anonymous9 January 2016 at 19:19

    Hi five bitch..

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  45. KING9 January 2016 at 19:19

    High five baby

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  46. Anonymous9 January 2016 at 19:19

    Hi five biatch!!!

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  47. Unknown9 January 2016 at 19:19

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha lmao. High five stella. Yoruba movie translation. Gbagaun Awon aye. The naija vs America facebook post, some bv's here will say "end time wife and brother inlaw" "olosho alert" "olobo ten ten kobo".

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  48. Brown Sucre9 January 2016 at 19:21

    Fact@donaldtrump.
    Lmao,@all the memes.
    Hifive stells

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  49. Goddesss of Dawn9 January 2016 at 19:23

    Come that wedding pic that the white pastor cover the groom face to kiss the bride
    Na pastor she dey marry ni?
    Just asking
    Hahahaha

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  50. Abu Alimran9 January 2016 at 19:27

    Hhahahahahahha

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  51. Unknown9 January 2016 at 19:27

    Vewi funny

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  52. Nemerem9 January 2016 at 19:30

    Double high five.
    "Hello from the parking lot" got me. Naija comments can be likened to 'confuse the enemy'.

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  53. Peejay9 January 2016 at 19:44

    Stella of life...hi ten jare
    I sure had a good lauOsiOsinbajo reporting LilKesh cracked me

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  54. Anonymous9 January 2016 at 19:46

    lwkmd

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  55. Anonymous9 January 2016 at 19:48

    Stella high five!!! I laughed so hard. Fallopian 2 chapter tatee, dyeing hair to look experienced. Tears are running down my face. God bless u!

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  56. Rukky's cakes @rukky_cakes9 January 2016 at 19:51

    The facebook joke cracked me up serzly, they are all funny sha

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  57. Anonymous9 January 2016 at 19:54

    Can't believe no BV has posted on this since,well as for me,this is the funniest ever ever,

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  58. Anonymous9 January 2016 at 19:55

    big high five! this is one of the best laughs i have had

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  59. Jael 9 January 2016 at 19:57

    Hi five Stellls!!!!!
    Don Davido guess the first is meant for Em jay.
    The side eye boy and man look so much alike.
    Hillarious!!

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  60. Unknown9 January 2016 at 19:58

    High five jor!

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  61. kerlina9 January 2016 at 19:59

    Chop high ten stella!

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  62. Unknown9 January 2016 at 19:59

    High five jor!

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  63. Love made me9 January 2016 at 19:59

    Eva's own got me laughing...

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  64. Anonymous9 January 2016 at 20:02

    High five Stella!!!!

    Chi

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  65. Anonymous9 January 2016 at 20:04

    take five stella

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  66. Emjay9 January 2016 at 20:06

    Okk,lolzzz,that shade is outta dis world, I mean d first meme, and d Eka joy's.

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  67. Unknown9 January 2016 at 20:10

    I had a really crazy good laugh...high fiveeeeeee

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  68. Unknown9 January 2016 at 20:10

    I had a really crazy good laugh...high fiveeeeeee

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  69. A GIRL HAS NO NAME9 January 2016 at 20:11

    Stellz take high five *kpass*
    But I don't like this idea of Saturday laughs coming this late.

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  70. Sommie9 January 2016 at 20:22

    Hmm..Aunty Stella,u no try biko..u jst use iyalaya,Olamide dem mata full d Sat laff column..u can do beta

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  71. DuchDuch9 January 2016 at 20:24

    Hahahahahaha,so funny.stella nah u biko..take hi five joor

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  72. Kosi 9 January 2016 at 20:28

    Lmao... I had a good laugh.. Lol@ den den, I'll tell my mummy. That is so my son....

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  73. JSBunny9 January 2016 at 20:28

    Hahahaha! HIGH FIVE!!!!!

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  74. Anonymous9 January 2016 at 20:30

    Your head is there Stella. Oya take d 5 iiiiiiiiiiigbosa. Iyalaya anybody.

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  75. Miss Ess9 January 2016 at 20:32

    Hahahahahahaha hi five babe.....

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  76. Mab9 January 2016 at 20:33

    Lol laughed hard at the last post

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  77. Jacinta mbachu 9 January 2016 at 20:34

    Naija my country we no dey carry last lol

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  78. Unknown9 January 2016 at 20:35

    Receive high five Stella, had a good laugh. Nigerians and there advice, u come for advice and u get insults, even bvs here re so guilty of the last joke.

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  79. Vivaciara9 January 2016 at 20:37

    I sure had a good laugh.
    That first shade tho.
    Don davido don't kill someborri oo.
    Lol

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  80. Funmi O.9 January 2016 at 20:39

    This back to back ish is becoming boring.
    The jokes are just there mbok. Just few that got me smiling.

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  81. Unknown9 January 2016 at 20:45

    Lmao

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  82. Anonymous9 January 2016 at 20:46

    Your head is there Stella. Oya take d 5 iiiiiiiiiiigbosa. Iyalaya anybody.

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  83. Nmasinachi9 January 2016 at 20:48

    I laughed....that phd post though. WOW

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  84. Uriel (Freshdew)9 January 2016 at 20:58

    My laugh wasn't complete, so high four* lol

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  85. Clara Udeh9 January 2016 at 21:19

    Lol all r hilarious!
    Eva's proposal though

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  86. Stella Maris baby9 January 2016 at 21:20

    High Fiveeeeee
    Lol

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  87. Nuola9 January 2016 at 21:36

    Loooool at the yoruba movie translations...

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  88. mimsy9 January 2016 at 21:38

    Hi five stella love

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  89. Anonymous9 January 2016 at 21:42

    Love d 9ja fb vs d american fb so funny.

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  90. Anonymous9 January 2016 at 21:52

    Stella may God continue to bless and strengthen you IJN.My wife and I enjoy every bit of it.With love from both of us here in Italy....ciaoooo

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  91. Unknown9 January 2016 at 21:59

    lol@the first pics..
    Epic!!!

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  92. Villager9 January 2016 at 22:04

    Funny

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  93. babyeyez izzy9 January 2016 at 22:09

    Hahhahaha.that cripple pose by. Some girls got me

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  94. Carina Kikelomo Jacob9 January 2016 at 22:10

    Heeheheheh
    Very funny..hilarious!
    SDK..take ten!!!

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  95. Unknown9 January 2016 at 22:11

    High five sterra

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  96. Monieve9 January 2016 at 22:12

    Hehehehehehehehe

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  97. Unknown9 January 2016 at 22:20

    ✋🏽

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  98. Ol's Network9 January 2016 at 22:20

    the yoruba movie translations are just epic... lol

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  99. Anonymous9 January 2016 at 22:40

    The Facebook one is the funniest and is so true.

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  100. Skittles9 January 2016 at 22:47

    High five

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  101. Anonymous9 January 2016 at 22:49

    Stella take 'high five oooh' I laugh sotee i dey choke!

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  102. Unknown9 January 2016 at 23:05

    high 5 stealla

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  103. Omonigho9 January 2016 at 23:14

    Haaaaa
    Very funny.

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  104. modesire9 January 2016 at 23:19

    Hi five babes

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  105. ACE9 January 2016 at 23:20

    High five dear.
    I had a good laugh.

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  106. Unknown9 January 2016 at 23:31

    Lmao...so funny..

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  107. Unknown9 January 2016 at 23:47

    Good one Stella ,This back to back shit tho.

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  108. Dr livvy10 January 2016 at 07:37

    High five Stella!!!!!

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  109. Unknown10 January 2016 at 11:00

    Face book post... So so true.

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  110. Jasmine10 January 2016 at 13:25

    Stella, High 5. Very funny

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  111. Anonymous10 January 2016 at 14:38

    My dear i had a good one.lol

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  112. Unknown10 January 2016 at 16:12

    Jehova nissi..can't stop laughing. Now this is some good humour,good way to relax. Man shall not live by hustle alone.

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  113. Unknown11 January 2016 at 10:53

    High five joor!!!! u too much, just wat i needed #lafta..


    that crikun crakun got me....

    tnx.

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