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Monday, September 24, 2018

MONDAY IHN

It's a cold day but i cant complain right now!!!!


Sitting in my corner,trying to get me something to eat....
Enjoy the read and dont take it ''South''.

Holla!!!







BIRTHDAY BABE IRENE COVERS IHN



I had been in Awka, with limited opportunities, away from my family who were convinced a man was the reason I hadn’t wanted to move. There was no man. There is no man but God dey. Time was passing and I didn’t know what I was doing there except hoping for the pension of state government job whenever I retired.

 I made a split decision, went for interviews here in Abuja (I’m an English teacher), got a teaching job in a cool place and I relocated. If I save 10-15k from a salary every month till I’m 65, that’s a pension too. I don’t know what life has in store for me. But I know I am hopeful and excited.
BV Irene.




Happy birthday to you Babe geh...I wish you all the best!!!...You are so beautiful,look at your skin!!!


BV in Philadelphia looking for a wife,check out this beautiful BV na





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ANTI SOCIAL MEDIA BEHAVIOUR


Hello Bvs, pls kindly advice. 


I Am in my early 30s, graduate(with second class upper ooh) and M.sc holder but my problem is I find it extremely difficult to communicate when in a social gathering.... then talk of addressing audience I will just die inside, you will hear me stuttering, I can even speak out of context, even mention funny words(it is as bad as that). 

I have tried personal development(reading of novels, watching news, listening to speeches for where, I can't see any improvement. Please what can I do to master public speaking???... Cos I cant continue like this.




WOW:::This is really bad.It comes from lack of self esteem..build confidence in yourself and try to go out and hang out more..when you lock yourself indoors all the time,this will not go away..hang out with people who make you feel good with yourself for starters....






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SACKED FROM CHURCH COMMITTEE



I was given a responsibility in a church here in Lagos to judge an award.. I devoted my time, resources to making sure the award was without flaws. It requires some data collection and all. The format used in calculating the results I formulated it and I do most of the input
 which means I have to be in every service to make sure I get accurate attendance. I did this joyfully. We presented the first award flawlessly.


My going to church all day, all week was now too much. So I skipped some meetings not really services. In one of the meetings held which i missed I heard much later I've been removed as a judge and someone else appointed because I skipped meetings. I heard it during side talks. To an extent I felt relieved cos it was really tasking, computing and analysing which keeps me up most nights.


Now the thing is since I've been removed, up until that time I was still collecting data, so since I'm no longer in the group I jejely stopped with the analysis. The new judge might find it really difficult finding his way with the records and formats used in judging. I know how hard it was in the first award to get everything together and now he's just coming in with no up-to date data.




I'm thinking should I still on the side be in the group to guide them making things easy for them or just go mute since they harshly removed me without even informing me.




*Please face your front,if they need you,they will contact you,you hear?



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TEEJAYS CORNER
LIFE'S UNCERTAINTY....



One notable thing about life existence is that nothing is guaranteed, and while at that, it is also known that nothing last forever on this planet earth. So many times I have heard and seen young people murdered in cold blood, I watched dreams fade away and saw depression hit heavily on people, that some end up taking their own lives. What a world!!!.

In life, we sometimes wish things were managed better to achieve desired outcomes.

Life is a journey of endless voyage and the unknowns, where dreams may never come true and hopes may fade away.

If there were things I dreaded so much while growing up, I think one among such things is the feeling of uncertainty. When I lost my dad it was just like a dream to me. Yes I know such a time will come someday but I wasn't prepared at such moment to have received such a sad news. It was a defining moment for me as I understand that life won't always give us what we want. Sometimes it could be beautiful and another time it is cruel.


If life is this simple, that we live on uncertainty about the future, then it will be right to ask this questions; Why then the fight for supremacy? Why the hatred, betrayals and condemnation? So much greed and inordinate ambition that we forgot that life is full of surprises. A rich man today can become poor overnight so also can a poor man turn rich suddenly.


Taking tomorrow for granted because you know it will surely come. What if tomorrow finally comes and you aren't there anymore? Tomorrow is never guaranteed to anyone to stay alive, you may be greeted good night today and goodbye the next morning. No one knows when they will leave this mortal body, won't it be nice we live at peace with others in tolerance? Don't we wish to be reckon for the good deed we did when we must have gone beyond?


Until we understand that the value of life lies not in the length of days one live on earth but on the good use he makes of them, for one may live long and get few or nothing from life then the better we will try to live right.

TEEJAY.



Word!!!!





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RANT FROM THE COMMENT SECTION



Like who uses harsh words on new born?
Your baby is pretty, I have always said that to you.


I arrived from the UK after a 9 months stay, it was rough for me but I didn't mind, went to you to greet you and husband,i was open about myself and my journey because it took a lot, medical bills and removing my fibroid,kept my destination quiet.cos my caretaker told me she always confront men who work in the HSE to ask if its them that is my husband (3 people) I told the guy to ignore,you went and made enquiries about me and d address I gave you, thank God I did a lot for my parents back home, suddenly chick became somewhat hostile to me,I kept quite, was wondering what I did wrong but ignored cos God blessed me beyond my wildest imagination.


I was asked to abort my baby at 3months cos of medical issue,was told if she or he makes it,there might be complications.I refused,held on to God and loads of drugs, she came out in perfect health and so pretty ( according to every soul that has set eyes on her).


Babe started avoiding me o, then a nasty rumour that am so broke I can't feed my child broke out.why? Because I refused to pay for what they spoilt in d compound before I came back.


This people carry my matter for head,she matched to my flat to ask why my baby was crying so much the night before,was it because i cant afford food for her?my God! 


I was shocked at the extent this chic can go to PULL MY SPIRIT DOWN.I ignored as usual,few days ago I saw her looking somehow, asked if she was OK,she really looked funny.


Because of her attitude,I stopped opening my door to let her in but that day I allowed her( she go enter use eye dey scan everywhere),she poured her heart out, she has taken in and kind of didn't want it,then she said she had a terrible journey before,and after her 1st preggy.i told her to calm down,if is not Gods will it won't have happened.


Her main concern was she just changed jobs( that's where the 600/80k story came from) I listened and it didn't make sense with all the stupid office tale from her other place. Anyways I wished her well, used a broom and swept her legs out of my house as she left.


Let me sound it here for people,if you are not pretty or beautiful, please have a good and God fearing character at least! Fine you no fine,yet you beef beautiful people and backbite with the biz woman in the compound. Its sad! Wear a good character like a 2nd skin,people will hardly notice the physical appearance.




*HUH??????????????????????????????????????????????????





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RAVE 4, 2008 MODEL, TINCAN CLEAR, LOCATION IS LAGOS. VERY CLEAN only service and good to ride, no dent. I can be contacted on beautyvile@gmail.com or 08023555869, call for inspection and pricing.





Why didnt you include price?




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VACANCY



We are currently undergoing expansion and are in need of an Operations/Design Assistant Manager as our current manager is due to leave the country in a month's time.

The ideal candidate candidate should; 
•Possess a strong passion for detail and exceptional organizational skills •Have an eye for design and colour 
•Have a minimum of one year management experience (production) within the fashion industry. 
•Possess knowledge of various types of synthetic and other fabrics and trimmings. 
•Have proven experience of leading a successful team. 
•Possess previous experience and a good understanding of managing budgets 
•Be flexible to travel outside of Lagos as and when required 
•Hold a valid Nigerian driver’s license 
•Reside within SURULERE. 
•Be a graduate of any discipline 
•Have Basic tailoring skills 
Interested candidates should forward their CVs to info@bensalamode.com or bensalamode@gmail.com with the subject title OPERATIONS/ DESIGN ASSISTANT MANAGER






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Xmas is around the corner prove to your village people that they ain’t shit. 

Come and buy this Toyota sienna direct US used low mileage for 1.8million maira flat rate. Serious buyers only please call 07067828804.



I know someone who wants to pay one million,if you agree,please let me know.

LOL@ptove to your village people.....Village people go come chook eyes for the motor,e fit no reach Lagos again!




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We sell new original tested OK Electronics and electrical products with warranty at a very good price. We also, do waybill across Nigeria(we are doing free waybill for up to 3 items to BVs) waybill as low as #2000. We deliver any part of Nigeria and Lagos also; mainland and island. Please check our handle @confam_electronics or call-07019712007.

Attachments area


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This is especially for those who have ready-to-wear lines and are in constant need of perfect and detailed tailoring. Look no further as @kgwearhouse is here to exceed your expectations. #instagram #kgwearhouse #08025279186 #readytowear




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Why worry about your kids ๐Ÿคฐ in the hands of nannies or maids when you can install a CCTV CAMERA to watch and hear everything in your home on your PHONE? Yes you heard me... On your mobile phone, anywhere you are in the world . Like seriously why quit your job?

AGELESS MULTIMEDIA is currently doing a Promo with a huge discount. With just N75k or more you can make your home follow you wherever you go, with our CCTV CAMERAS. You can reach us on 08077778991(watsapp).How much do you love your kids???

... Lets see



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LISTER GENERATOR FOR SALE


Big lister generator for sale. (Diesel engine).
It has not been used.
It can be use to power heavy duty equipments in industries and electrical appliances in large number and high capacities (KVAs).
Price: 200k (slightly negotiable)
Location: Owerri
Call 09072300391 (if interested)





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ENUGU SHOPPER AT YOUR SERVICE


I shop for your groceries and house hold items for you, the one I know and the ones I don't, so long as it's in the market. 
Reach me on 09028981413.
We deliver !!!





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Vacancy! Vacancy!! Vacancy!!!



 Spa outfit in Ikeja requires a young brilliant female accountant (HND/ BSc. in Accounting) for immediate employment.

Accommodation within the estate will be provided for the first six months or more. 
Working days are from Mondays - Saturdays
If interested kindly forward CV to charityokorie002@gmail.com
Test is slated for 10:00am 26th September, 2018 for immediate resumption of successful candidate.





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What did you wear to church yesterday? Skirt and blouse again? See yourself? Oya, change wardrobe small. Be a slay queen and slay on a budget.

We stock the best, most beautiful and most stylish Ankara Fabrics for wholesale, bulk supply, asoebi, export and retail.

Prices start from N2000 for 6 yards. All fabrics are 100% cotton.
Delivery is Nationwide / Worldwide
Follow on ig: @ankarakulture 
Call/Whatsapp: +2348034301704, 07033486793



Wow these are so nice...Are there no ready to wear like this that one can buy?





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UK USED CHILDRENS SHOES SALES


Are you a resident of Festac, Satelite, Okota and environs and need to pick first grade OK children's (age 0-6) party and school shoes retail and wholesale? I have over 300 pairs in stock for you to choose from at awesome prices and quality you'd be impressed! Call 07034707670 for enquiries.






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GIVEAWAY


Dear Stella,

Due to relocation, I have also decided to give out some kitchen items to a lady/woman who is in need of some essential items to fix in her kitchen. 

Please if you are comfortable and are simply looking for kitchen utensils upgrade, this giveaway will not be suitable for you. This is for someone who is in dire need. Location is Sangotedo Ajah. I can be reached on 09098585488. 

First to call and come for pick up gets the items. 
God bless you Stella and God continue to bless your great platform. 







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196 comments:

  1. Happy New Week everyone..


    Where is Teflon,wify and bestie?

    No shade intended ooo just wondering if they are ok.Those who knows them outside of the blog should check up on them.

    Ngwanu ka o di lera.

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    1. Happy new week.
      Hello everyone please I need an admin or HR job on the island or home manager or boarding school mistress or social science teacher. If you have a vacant position, please drop a comment below
      Thank you

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    2. Thank you very much Stella, I appreciate you.
      Lagos shopper I appreciate you too. God bless you both..
      Enugu state is in the hands of God.. Bvs I await your patronage.
      We deliver

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    3. Thank you, I have done that.

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    4. Stella will be pricing cars as if it is atarodo. Do you even consider clearing fee and shipping fee? Do you know how much the two costs? Not to talk of how much the car was bought and the profit the person hopes to make.

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    5. Is cctv for kids or side chics

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    1. Hello
      Bv Irene, you are beautiful and happy birthday to you.
      Good afternoon bvs!

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    2. Hello....
      Good afternoon everyone,enjoy the rest of your day.grateful for the gift of life

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    3. AnkaraKulture(Fabrics)24 September 2018 at 16:15

      Thank you Stella, nwanyioma. God bless you plenty plenty. Amen.

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  3. You will come across many people in your life. They will all have a purpose to fulfill. Some will teach you a lesson and some will leave your soul wounded. Some will love you for their selfish motives and some will love you unconditionally. Some will cheat you, lie to you and stab you in your back. Learn from the lessons life teaches you and don’t waste your time on people who are there in your life for their convenience and who never take you seriously. Don’t allow people to use you for their happiness. Just be Strong and don’t let anything break you or leave you shattered. Choose the people whom you want in your life.

    Aarti Khurana

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  4. The adventures of an Abuja hustling spirit coming soon.. .Watch this space!!

    Good

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    1. Yinmu,just go straight to the point ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

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  5. If u have not seen la casa de papel, u really really need to see it. Its one series I will confidently recommend

    It's in Spanish tho so u will have to rely on subtitles or be like me and swap to English dubbed audio on Netflix

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    1. Overrated movie ๐Ÿ™„ hold hostages, printing money... why didn’t the government cut power supply to the building???

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    2. Got bored and tired by S1 ep 3. All that reading subtitle and also watching their movements. Is tiring

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  6. Good afternoon lovelies ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

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    1. Happy birthday beautiful Irene
      God bless your new age

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    2. Happy birthday Irene you are beautiful.

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    3. Olori,greetings from me to you. ๐Ÿ˜€

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    4. Mimi love.....greetings ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  7. Who dash me first to comment

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  8. I got one of the mtn cards, surprisingly. I just said let me try my luck today oh, I was even slow as I had to go back and forth my dialer and the blog to recharge and the thing enter. Thanks to the sender.

    N100 Down, N430 to go

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  9. A message to BV that shouldnt be ignored.. "Whatever you think you know or capable of doing, someone somewhere is better, the moment you begin to brag or feel superior, remember that!!" Now you assume youre untouchable with resources abi? i laugh! Youre just making yourself a target, that churchmouse you mock will creep at night and eat your certificate and poison the water u drink, all for what? Be warned... you have way too much to lose! #wearealldemons.

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    1. Ask questions before you jump to conclusions, don’t depend on what some idiots told you, no one is bragging, no one is anything before God

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    2. Ask questions before you jump to conclusions, don’t depend on what some idiots told you, no one is bragging, no one is anything before God

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  10. Am I the only one that hates mature Men wearing ear rings?? It's so disgusting!!!


    Good afternoon Guys!!!

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    1. Very annoying
      Including the young guys๐Ÿค”

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    2. Why should they even wear it in the first place. A sign of irresponsibility to me.

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    3. And keeping locks or permed hair #turnoff

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    4. permed and packed hair abi? with worn out clothes.... chai

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    5. But if a man wearing earrings should offer you a job you desperately need, you won't reject it o. It won't be 'disgusting 'in your sight. You talk so recklessly like a retarded clown like some mentioned yesterday.
      You don't know who can offer you help now that you are in need.
      No body is saying don't have opinions or preferences.
      Know when and where to open your mouth and when to shut up.
      Not everything that crawls through your brain you spill.

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    6. Now I know why I dislike Bryan okwara

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    7. You're not mentally okay Anon 20:32, if you think because I need a job then I shouldn't have opinions then think again...... People like you always look down on people and remind them of their bad situations and people like you don't go far in life..... You're not God okay? I'll get a job at the right time, a good one at that and so you know, if my boss also puts on ear rings, it's still going to be disgusting to me..... Mind you, I didn't say the person is disgusting, it's the act.

      Y'all just open your mouth and insult people because you feel you can, leave my comments if it so disgusts you and also take your preaching cos you actually sound like the retarded clown

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  11. 5 Setting Spray Hacks (Alternative ways to use your setting spray)
    1.Use a damp beauty blender to gently press in in your setting spray after makeup application. This helps your makeup to absorb the setting spray around your eyes , lips and nose.
    2.Wet your flat eyeshadow brush with a setting spray before dipping it into your eyeshadow palette, especially for shimmery eyeshadows you want to enhance or bold colors that need to appear more pigmented It helps the colours pop brightly and last longer.
    3.Spray it on your brush or beauty blender before applying foundation. It makes the foundation last longer and makes it feel less heavy. It also prevents creasing of concealers.
    4.Spray it on your highlighter fan brush before using your highlighter to enhance your glow. I swear, the glow is disrespectful!
    5.Spray your setting spray on your skin before make up application to act as a skin hydrant and freshener. This is especially when you want to wear very minimal dewy makeup look.

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    1. Thanks for the make-up tips, RTQ.

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    2. I'll be off topic,abeg no vex

      Which inexpensive powder+ foundation(2 in 1) can I use that works well for oily acne prone face
      I always have pimples on my face,the few products I've used end up breaking me out.
      I sometimes have pimples on my chest and back also.
      Been hearing how good K brothers soap works well for the skin and that it clears acne but not sure weda it bleaches or not cos na so so whitening and lightening them dey write on the pack.I'm already fair and don't want to be fairer.
      And what face cream can you suggest also,using my body cream on the face breaks me out.
      Thanks.

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    3. Hi Ace, the issue here is that you have super sensitive skin so you have to switch focus from inexpensive brands to sensitive skin friendly brands.
      You need to totally avoid oil based foundations and use water based foundations as the former would break you out.
      I will advice you to avoid cheap, unpopular brands have not been tested to be sensitive skin friendly.
      Some readily available water based foundations I can recommend are Maybelline Fit me Poreless matiffying foundation, Revlon colourstay, lรณreal infallible matte maybelline super stay, clinique acne solutions liquid makeup.Most of the foundations are above 5k but all less than 10k . However, they wont break you out.
      For powder , some oily skin friendly brands are : Lรณreal infallible pro matte powder,colorpop pressed matte powder, revlon color stay matte powser, cover girl pressed powder.
      As a rule never go to bed with make up or dirt on your face and use an astringent before bed. Have you tried black soap?

      For skin care, Neutrogena is a tested and trusted anti acne brand, clinique, olay.

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    4. Don't where use K brothers, it's useless. It gave me red patches and I discontinued using it.
      Use a good facial cleanser and toner (neutrogena) is a good one

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    5. @ACE Kbrothers is very good, just buy the original one, it has nothing crested on the soap and the paper inside is always in india never in English. Or better still buy from Mama Tega at Tejosho yaba.

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    6. Hi RSQ, I went to findation like you recommended to find my match NW 43. I couldn't find it in Maybelline Fit Me, Mary Kay, Estee Lauder or Loreal. Just some radom matches for products that don't place well on African skin.

      Do you know where I can get the matches for MAC NW 43 in other brands? Does anyone use NW 43 matched WELL in other brands?

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    7. RSQ, thanks for the tips you dropped, noted.
      @Ace, just like slay queen said neutrogena is good but in case you can't get it but EXTRACT PAPAYA SOAP. It is made in the Philippines and it's natural. I've been using it and I love the outcome. Mind you, I have acne prone and sensitive face just like yours and I'm fair too.

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    8. As for foundations,please STICK TO RSQ ADVICE, don't even buy cheap foundations, because it will end up breaking you out. I use Mary Kay timewise, it's sold for 6k.it's water based. As for powder, I know one that is good and cheap that won't break you out. LA PRIDE, it's sold for #600.If you're fair buy the one written LIGHT on it, trust me,It's okay,I use it or you buy original St Michael powder for #1300.

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    9. Rsq that means I have to upgrade o
      Oluwa pls upgrade me.
      I've only tried dudu osun soap before,didn't work for me.
      I use noxzema cleanser for now and touch me anti acne soap

      Thanks Shooter ,Susan and Amanda for your contributions.

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    10. Hi Anon 16:11. I tried MAC Prolong wear liquid foundation in NW 43 on findnation and these were the matches : Maybelline Fit Me (Warm Sun 334), Mary Kay Timewise (Bronze 3), Blackup (FL10), Lรณreal True Match Superblendable (W8 Creme Cafe), Nars(Macao), Estee Lauder (5w2 Rich Caramel deep Warm Brown), Fenty Beauty (380 Tan Cool).

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    11. Thanks RSQ, what do you think about Iman Stick foundation?? Is it better than flawless Ivy when it comes to being Matte?

      It's like I'll collect your email add cos my questions plenty ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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    12. Re NW 43. Thanks RSQ. I actually typed Mac Studio Fix NW 43. Never heard of Prolong. I'm such a dweeb when it comes to makeup. I hate testing/trying make up products on my skin. Just give me exact and I'm already at the gate. Sebi all na NW 43? Let me buy this then. Please somebody somewhere, create one single foundation to match ALL skin tones. Please. For lazy people like me. Thanks once again.

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    1. Happy Birthday Irene, you are so beautiful
      Nice ankara outfits up there

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  13. A sunny day here in Ph(na rain las las) happy birthday Irene ....

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  14. Where is Chike and chikito please..i have been away for almost 9months now..

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    1. Go and ask their gatekeeper ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

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    2. They got married and are still on honeymoon mode

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    3. He is doing summer 'oliday in Ekwulobia. When his madam give him permission to comment, he will start his roll call again.

      Leave him and face front.

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  15. Beautiful Irene๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜

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  16. Hey Stella n BVs, how u doing?
    P.A Beloved, am a huge fan.

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    1. Yinmu, December is approaching ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

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    2. Errrr fan of what exactly??? Buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Na kweshion I ask o.

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  17. Afternoon. As giveaway dey fly over my head up and down, me come miss shoki join am. @Princess Tever

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    1. You have resistance to giveaway ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

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  18. please any idea on what causes pain in the thigh after a Cesarean section. Like needle piercing pain.

    Happy Birthday Irene.

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    1. Ask a professional doctor ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

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    2. Supermom pls go to d hospital and consult ur doctor. Don't joke with ur health

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    3. Did you do your operation in Nigeria? Imwondering if the hospital is in another planet?
      Go and do xray IMMEDIATELY instead of asking stupid JAMB question on social media.
      So may medical personnel leave items inside their patients. Just read a facebook post where a woman who had a baby six weeks ago,had to be rushed to the hospital, she had extreme odour, infection and pain in her private region. Only for them to discover they had left a wad of cotton wool in her vagina.

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    4. Anonymous thanks o. you would have pass this your advice gently na.
      I have been to the hospital and I was told it's the after effect of the anaesthetics and it will stop. I was placed on pain relief. It's 4months now and the pain is still there. Not an unbearable pain, just a feeling that wasn't there before.
      Another woman who was operated same day with me, is complaining of samething. I will go to a different hospital
      Thanks

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  19. Yeay! I have finally gotten a new phone after months of using an outdated phone that won't allow me comment. Face of IHN you is beautiful. Time to start sending my adverts for IHN I pray I get patronage cos I'm so tired of been broke.

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    1. Congrats jare. Oya do fast so that customers will start rushing you.

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  20. Good afternoon all.

    Happy birthday Irene.

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  21. Beautiful Irene.... HBD to you dear

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  22. Loaded some of the card(first time); thanks to the sender...HBD BV Irene

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  23. You are so beautiful Irene. Lovely Ankara and shoes. God bless the givers.
    Sign out meme is the truth
    Do have a wonderful day

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  24. My LORD and my GOD, please expose all these invisible beings loading these cards. Expose them O LORD.

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    1. Hahahaga stop asking God to expose. you are one of the problems

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    2. Amen๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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    3. One of d loaders is ๐Ÿ‘† there tho

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  25. I feel Suge Knight deserves the sentence he got some days ago.infact many people would have preferred him getting life imprisonment or even death sentence.Am sure if he comes out in the next 27years,he will still commit another crime,its in his blood.Nevertheless,he has contributed a lot in the American rap industry.

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    1. Ah ah.. what has he done again?
      That guy stubborn reach bone

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    2. 15:37 Na your neighbour ba? Jist us na.

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    3. Kai anon 16:22 u be cray cray aswear..kwakwakwakwa so suge be him neighbor.

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  26. Beautiful day. Irene you are fine. Too many people with too know know and ugly characters. Let me keep looking at them.

    Those selling more buyers
    The rav4 is fine. Happy buying. I bind village people eyes Amen.

    TJ and Sky I love your friendship. Continue looking out for each other. Thank God you guys are igbo. Let brotherly love continue.

    Those in pains, may God give you cause to rejoice Amen.

    Those that take my silence for stupidity, keep up your act.

    Life have taught everyone not to look down on people because you are not them and they are not you.

    In all, let's continue to show love to all.

    Love you all l

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    1. Yori yori nwa welcome back, I hope you bought bread for us ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

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    2. Thanks Yori'm. The blood of brotherhood that bind us together is stronger than the ocean that divide us from the East down to the West.

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    3. Haha haha yes o but na agege bread oo

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    4. Yori Yori we die here! No retreat No surrender!!

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    5. Na you dey lead the pack na,@your first paragraph. Mouth like wooden whistle.

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  27. The only reason i will panic at a time to speak publicly is if of my audience has two heads.

    If Not,I can feel a little nervous. But once i get through the first sentence, I am on a roll.

    Well, frankly, My dad who was a journalist built a lot of confidence in me, the children church also helped me cos we had to come do a lot of programs in the adult church and it required confidence.

    That being said, the first thing you should know/put at the back of your mind when you need to speak publicly is that YOU ARE NOT STUPID.

    So, own that stage/platform like it's your territory.

    For your starting level,look above people's head, as you get better, you can then learn to look into people's eyes.

    Go to where opinions are freely exposed first (like debate clubs, political parties or even try involving yourself in conversations in a bus) before going to places that might need you to read speeches/address.

    Finally, before you speak, co-ordinate your thoughts in your mind and then open your mouth.

    Let it flow!

    A closed mouth is a closed......

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    1. Gbagam...Bipolar, u hit the nail on the head.
      Before mounting a stage I always feel jittery but once I get the first two sentences out, I'm good to go.

      And poster said she is an M.Sc holder, if I may ask, how did you mange to do your seminar presentation, present your proposal, do your internal and external dissertation defence? Cos all these involve public speaking with all those gory lecturers, snarling students and uncouth admin staff?

      If you were able to face all these people then youvare not supposed to be feeling the way u are feeling.

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    2. Mhiz A, do you have a solution or something intelligent to profer?

      No.

      Step aside.

      Let those who have something reasonable to suggest, do so.

      What is 'how did she/he defense,project etc? What the fuck is your business? And what the fuck does that have to do with anything?
      See that hole in your face saying he/she is 'not supposed to feel that way'. Who are you to tell people how they should feel???
      You are simply D.A.F.T
      People like you push people from depression into suicide because of your abject stupidity.

      Poster I've sent my details to Beloved.
      I will train you for free or pay for your training if we are not in the same state.

      The secret is reprogramming your mind and PRACTICE.

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  28. Hi Stella am watching a Nigerian movie called Omo Germany! The main actress in the movie was speaking what I don't know saying she was speaking German language I had a good laugh still watching. Stella please go and watch the movie trust me you will laugh ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  29. Word for one who has ears@Teejay's write up

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  30. I no no why God no fit look my situation give me money after plenty hustle. when u know say I no be lazy girl. u see how i dey manage myself with my small indomie biz but nah another thing wey I never ready for u go dash me.u even hide d thing so I no go quick know, God why naw??? now d thing don pass my hand. well, no wahala nah u know as u dey do your thing oooh.

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    1. Pidgin Writer God will surely show Himself unto you but I will love to advise that you shouldn't always lament about problems rather give thanks to God in all situations. Trust me, He knows it all. The devil always use complain all the time to blind us from seeing the mightiness of our God. Always give God praise and watch your situation turn around. You will be celebrated soon.

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    2. So you are actually pregnant then? Wow. It is well. Congrats!

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    3. Lol, so as broke as you claim to be and as hard working as you also claim to be, you still have time in the middle of your struggles to have sex without protection and them call God... Really? Wow...

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    4. Wait!!! You were fucking unprotected in your broke state? It's even a crime to be horny when broke. Na wa o.... I wish you well. No abort the pikin sha

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    5. OMG you don carry belle. Come here and chop ten strokes from Aunty. My dear please be strong and enjoy the pregnancy. I hope the man no be broke ass

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    6. Anonymous 14:55 pls let God be d judge bcos we are all sinners in different ways

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    7. Pidgin writer whatever it is you're going thru, will surely pass. Just hang on

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    8. Don't try to abort the baby o. At times, God allows this in order to bless us. So that baby will be a blessing to you. But sister, you should have used protection o but no wahala ,the deed has been done.

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    9. Swag, forget na the one wey no get money dey fuck pass rabbit. One kobo worth of sense dem no get. You never know wetin yougo chop today, you wan bring pikin join that useless life.

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    10. I talk am say na you get that belle wey you talk the other day wey you say your friend wan commot the belle.
      You see your life?
      Baby shoot out agent.

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    11. Why are you bringing God into this? Did he send you to fuck?
      When you were riding kilimajaro, did you bring God into it?
      Now that all your riding did not brig plasma TV or Venza, why are you bringing God into this? That is actually my question.

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    12. You are just a disgrace, big time.

      Of all the things to do in this life as a hard worker like you claim; is to open leg without protection; carry belle korokoro??!!

      You brought your gist here yesterday for us to advise your *supposedly invisible* friend, after reading it, I knew you were the one cos your narration wasn't actually for a third party.
      So you are 4months gone eekwa?
      Shame leave you dey catch me now.
      Even in the morning, I commented you are pregnant hun, cos of the symptom.

      In your brokenness you still carry belle korokoro? It's a first degree sin to even feel horny while you are koboless, let alone spreading legs waaaaaaaaaahhhhhh to collect. I'm pissed off right now. Na your papa i just dey feel for now.
      You had better kept that baby, don't try to do any thing funny towards that foetus. Ewu Congo.

      An idle mind is a breeding ground for so many had I known...

      Isi kote ebu, ebu agbaa ya. (As you lay your bed hun....)

      Let's see if your pulling our legs.

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  31. Happy birthday BV Irene, @Teejay nice write up ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘.

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  32. the FOIHN is so beautiful,happy birthday dear, may the Lord grant all your heart desires

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  33. The person with anti-social behavior, if only you'd take my advice. It is funny though, but trust me, it will work 100%,begin a study of the Bible with one of Jehovah's Witnesses.
    Have you ever noticed that no matter how young they are, they are never afraid to talk or preach no matter how fierce-looking the person might be?
    Anyways, thank me later

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    1. Na we oh. JW and proud

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    2. Sweetlurlacollections(dealer in quality hand bags and shoes 07089721449...we deliver to your doorstep)24 September 2018 at 18:28

      So true!!!!!proudly JW

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    3. I'm not a witness.

      But the few I have known are so pleasant, courteous and kind.

      They are the closest thing to Christianity as I imagine it rightly should be.

      It's only their 'no blood transfusion policy' I don't understand.

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  34. Loud it @sign out meme. I am humbled already with all my short comings. It's a sunny afternoon here, thank God for AC else I don't know what it would have been.

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    1. TJ TJ where do u stay in ph... Lets hang out wen you're free

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    2. Lols...Ezege so you get AC?..chai this my oga sabi better thing.

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    3. 15:38 he will pretend he didn't see your comment.

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  35. It's hot and I'm so tired.

    Here I'm sitting my pretty arse in Access bank. Walahi the manager or whosoever is in charge must tell me why 150 naira was deducted thrice from my account all in the name of card maintenance.

    Small money shey? Just wait. Me that I'm looking for Christmas money.

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  36. See how Ebuka disappointed people waiting for him to show up for the agbada challenge. Chei. Marketing strategy toh bad. I kept refreshing IG for his agbada pics. I guess he was never gonna show up.it was all part of the plan to keep us interested in the premier.

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    1. Real marketing strategy i refreshed till I slept off unknowingly. Its all good yesterday was fun

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    2. As in eh... I have been watching out for his agbada too.

      kudos to whoever gave AY the idea to come with the agbada challenge

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  37. Sign out meme= word
    Dear Irene,you are beautiful...
    Good day all

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  38. HBD to the celebrant..happy MIHN.

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  39. For the woman that complained about her neighbor. Since I found out that most people who antagonize you for no reason sincerely wish to be like you or have so many things they are battling with. Sharply I will put you on ghost mood. As long as am concerned, you stop existing.

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    1. The way 'I am' has stopped existing for you.

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    2. Zaram God bless u. My plans exactly

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  40. Happy birthday Irene
    This is for you

    For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.

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  41. Happy birthday BV Irene. Enjoy your day dear

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  42. The way some people carry chronicle comment on their head like gala sellers sha.. .. Ihn ehhh

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    1. Lollll, 24 hours later, you are still talking of yesterday's chronicles?
      When today own don land yakata.
      E pain you as nobody respond to your epistle yesterday? Kpele ti e.
      No body complains about your empty headed, nauseous, dry comments so wetin concern you if dem carry matter like gala?
      Na your data dem use?
      Busybody.com.
      Dem tell you say neck dey pain dem?

      FACE THE FUCK FRONT!!!!!
      Afofungbemu.
      'Ehn...people carry chronicles comment, nyen nyen nyen...'
      Mouth like broken whistle.

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  43. Hmm.... Was thinking I was the only one that's not a fan of jollof rice until yesterday's boredom eliminating post.

    White rice with stew, white rice with okra soup, or white rice with pepper stew any day any time!

    Hey here! Greetings!

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    1. Una dey chop things o. Wic one be white rice and okra soup? Jesu Christ!

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    2. White rice with okra soup?? ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

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    3. Me too,i don't really like jollof rice..we can stay up to one month in my house without cooking jollof rice,and if we must cook, it has to be party jollof oooo

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    4. Rice and okro too sweet. If you've not tasted it please do. Thank us later

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    5. Lafresh n co ๐Ÿ˜จ u guys can disrespect jollof rice I no send but pls don't disrespect white rice again..I won't take that.
      White rice and okra soup? how? Where? What? When? ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ jeez!

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    6. White rice and okra soup? Even God is angry with this food combination. How can. Stella u look like person wey go dey sabi chop this kind food. You with xp

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  44. Good afternoon all. Happy birthday irene. Llnp.

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  45. @teejay, I no dey complain but just dey think about how things go go for me when time coms ni. tanks for your advice

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    1. You are welcome. You will overcome all this.

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  46. I'm about to throw a put of soup in this Buhari.chai ground nut soup gone wrong

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  47. Happy birthday Irene God grant your heart desires this new year.

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  48. Chinwe(Bv Irene), don't worry, you will be fine.

    I think you should target big schools and apply, they pay well.

    May Abuja favour you.

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  49. Good luck in Abuja beautiful Irene! Just don’t forget to actually save the 10k!

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  50. Ausrol honey 0805182121524 September 2018 at 15:17

    happy birthday beautiful Irene,this is your year of marital and financial open doors.you shall be celebrated. Yes ihn news is here.

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    1. Text I sent since Thursday 13th of September,no response. But your type will be the first to open mouth wiiiide lamenting no customers.

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  51. Happy birthday Irene. More blessings.

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  52. Stella thank you very much, May God bless you real good.
    Lagos shopper I will not forget to appreciate you for your patience and guide, thank you very much, may God bless the work of your hands.
    Enugu Bvs I need your support and patronage. God bless you too

    We deliver!!!

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  53. Kia I wish I have enough money, that sienna will be so perfect for my business. Poster please say the price of the rav in the comment session.

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    1. Please come and buy the sienna oo don’t worry the lord will provide for you abundantly meanwhile it’s 2005 model chara chara tokunbo

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  54. SDK which one be 1 million na? make the person go thief am na, how much them take buy the car from Yankee? shipping alone na $1000 to clear for 9ja no less 450k. cost price plus expenses even pass 1M self. I dey into car business buying from yankee so as I see the 1m e pain me enter body like say na my market dey price like that. The person never ready to stop trekking, leave am after one year wey em leg done file finish e go ready to buy.

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    1. Hahahaha when I need I will contact you

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    2. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚@wey em leg don file finish.

      This one pain you gan.

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  55. Sign out meme is so talking to me.... Irene u is bae... At first i thought omawumi was a bv.... Bk to hustle

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  56. Happy birthday beautiful Irene, Teejay nice write up weldone, lovely Ankara styles, May God bless all the sellers and buyers too. Enjoy the rest of your day all

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  57. Enugu personal shopper well done.

    This is what I expected from those in Lagos here. Everyone just fold leg like envelope waiting for who will throw handout in their mouths. Use your data wisely,mabanu. Be doing first to comment like a primary school child. I hope your expectations will not be cut short on the blog this Christmas.

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  59. @Indiana yes I don get belle oooh. tank u very much
    anon I also tank u for judging me
    @swaglafresh e don tey wen I do that thing, I protect myself o but I no no how d thing take happen.
    @yori yori, nah mistake imagine I dey see my period that's y I no no say I get belle. I promise I no go abort d belle because I no no weda nah one God wan give me.
    @dreadmitts ice, leave anon alone God go do am. maybe nah this child go open way for me who know.
    I tank God in every situation I find myself

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    1. Eayah it is well with you. Congrats all the same. God will provide for you and your baby Amen.

      It is well again

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    2. Pigin writer weldone o..I pray this ur new format work for u o.
      First na poverty story as that one no pay u well (thou e pay small) u come switch to belle as in u wan join them baby mama/single mum league.what happen to d owner of d sperm,e paralyze ni..go meet am na.u don kuku reduce bride price for him. Oshisco.com

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  60. Irene you're so beautiful. Wow.
    Happy Birthday to you.

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  61. Happy birthday Irene.
    Good day to you all.

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  62. Be true to yourself
    Be confidant
    Be kind
    Be determined
    Be strong
    Encourage one and another
    Always say something nice to people,your kind words can go along way
    Never allow people's actions to determine your reaction
    A person opinion or ideas of you determines who they are
    Everybody is entitled to an opinion but always remember your reactions to their opinion is who you are
    Get angry but do not sin
    Always wear a lovely smile
    Love yourself generously
    Because to be able to love your neighbor,you need to love yourself first
    Be hardworking
    Don't wait for change
    Be the change you want
    ❤️

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