The Wedding night brouhaha is still here oooh....
He picked me up to cross the proverbial threshold and opened up the bottle of wine he had ordered and started acting all mushy for me....as per hard unromantic chic that I is nau.....
I went in to have a shower, he joins and starts kissing every part of me he finds like someone that sees water in a desert....ooh, did I mention that our relationship was strictly no s#x and the day we kissed, I was all sober and felt like I had killed someone (I was a church girl like that ooo), which made him feel all guilty and remorseful...
Anyways, he kissing and teasing my body and just like that I forgot I was tired
Bobo was slowly bidding his time and doing things that was making me run mad that I didn't know I was screaming the door down, he had to close my mouth with one hand while the other hand and tongue was performing magic. By this time, my knees were weak and I was already shaking like a leaf.. Bobo finally introduces his pee into my vjayjay and all hell lets lose, i started crying and screaming come out ooo...its painful...please i dont want again ooo....
he pauses and says I'm sorry baby, i know it hurts but it would be less painful if i continue... I continued crying, he comes out and whispers sweet nothings trying to pacify me.
After a while I calm down and ask him why he didn't buy KY jelly when he knows I am a vee, he goes into his bag and brings it out...my sister I begin another round of tears ooo...my mother didn't tell me it would be this painful...am I suppose to bleed like this...
Guyman quietly fills my glass and gives me a sip to relax, starts his touch touch again and when we reach heightened emotions again he lubricates himself very well and slides in my dm ooo even though I'm still in pain and continue bleeding. Later that night, I had spoil oo because I did doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl and hung leg on top the bedside fridgeš¤£
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We showered again, pray and went to bed.
We showered again, pray and went to bed.
Next day we board to Lagos and I leave same day to return a month's time sick and pregnant
I would send in my Labour room drama as soon as I can.....
*Hehehehehehhe your hubby is a sharp shooter.thanks for sending in your meeting point story and WNB......
Aaaawww virgin bride....
ReplyDeleteHow virgin go do All those styles in the same night?
DeleteI wonder oooo, before bae go fit do doggy e go reach weeks of every day nacking, then cowgirlie honestly go take months except your hubby is one with a toothpick.
DeletePeople will say this story is a lie, but what do I know. ' continued bleeding' keh. Lol
DeleteNice one.
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmmm....issokay
ReplyDeletefast learner like you... lol.
ReplyDeletePls I'm in the office. I cannot come and reading this type of thing... *****Eyes closed****
ReplyDelete*be
DeleteHehehe ššš
ReplyDeletePoster did you do this cause you will show your hubby this post to convince him more you were 'indeed' a virgin?
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DeleteVoltrons will come for me but who cares? Poster how possible is it that he just slide in freely like that? Singing....*how can siri be syria eeh'hian!
DeleteOr you'r a secondary virgin?
Cos that your pls come out and fake bleeding must be as a result of you recieving a bigger dick.
You this girl
Delete@Shantelle.... funny!
DeleteI don't need to convince him because he washed the sheets himself the next morning which we eventually were told he was supposed to give to my mum along with the stuffs he bought in appreciation to her for raising a good wife (it's tradition in my hometown to honour the mother of a virgin bride)
Hehehehe @shantelle you just spoke my mind o. Poster you were not a virgin na, maybe celibate but virgin? Anyways congrats
DeleteTorh!Anon 16:05. I now remembered that chronicle the man said wifey decieved him with menstrual blood.
DeleteAnon15:19-no yabbings? You are well mannered.I love you already.
Congrats. You and hubby will grow old on one pillow. Enjoy!
Hmmm, the week I got disvirgined by hubby, there was no style we didn't do even chair gbenshing. Lol. I never knew sex was that sweet, choi! Later I went to church and was feeling so guilty but hubby cheered me up with ice cream, alcohol and more sex. Chai!
DeleteHmmmm...
ReplyDeleteSee as my body is doing me somehow ooo. "Come out oooo. Its painful" wow. Somebody hold me oooo
ReplyDeleteNice one
ReplyDeleteLwkmd š¤£š¤£ baddest
ReplyDeleteHohohoho hope this is not James and blessing. Congrats ooo
ReplyDeleteInvite us for the ceremony of your baby
Awwww...I love love. May God bless your home
Deletešššššš Kai, I can't stop laughing.
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteOga o, you don over read romantic novels in preparation of d-day. Chop am jare, na you get am. Signed, sealed and delivered. Congrats Babe.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm
ReplyDeleteVery funny and interesting šššš
ReplyDeleteAwwwwwwwwwwwww see me shining teeth.
ReplyDeleteBbjac
Some of you people's comment is what discouraged people like me from sharing mine.
ReplyDelete@Shantelle, is she supposed to tell us he continued 100 times before sliding in?
Na wa for world pipul.
@Poster, thanks for sharing. God bless you with everything you hope for and more in your home
I'm sure there are stories you read sometimes and you go huh??
DeleteWhy call me world pipul na? Pls share your story,I won't doubt. Lol
Some of you here always have issues with virgin. I guess some of you lost theirs in a hard way.
DeleteWhy are some people against virgin now
Deletethanks for sending in your meeting point story and WNB......aunty stella you are too smart, if not for this i no go even remember say the lady promised us WNB. Thanks maam
ReplyDeleteVery smart woman this Stella. Tuale!
DeleteVirgin doing doggy,cow girl n reverse cowgirl same day of being deflowered.please say the truth
ReplyDeletemy thoughts exactly
DeleteUna still dey shake tables? My fellow world pipul,I no dey house.
DeleteUna still dey shake tables? My fellow world pipul,I no dey house.
DeleteI still commend her for the way she replied. She's not an angry bird.
So you are the angry bird for poking holes in her story
DeleteVirgin doing doggy,cow girl n reverse cowgirl same day of being deflowered.please say the truth
ReplyDeleteNa wa ooo
DeleteSHUT UP!!!! WHAT'S THERE IN WATCHING PORN THAT SHE CAN'T LEARN.
DeleteMy dear, I would have done more ooo if not for my vjayjay that started peppering me...lol...because I read and surfed extensively mehn.
DeleteAwwwwwwwwwwww
ReplyDeleteSecondary virgin I guess cus a real virgin cannot do those styles *side eyes*
ReplyDeletenice story. mine will come soon by his grace. but me no be vjay o,i am just celibate for now.
ReplyDeleteWow interesting story...
ReplyDeleteWhy cant you people read an article and move on for the fun of it. Must everything be analyzed and criticized? Hian
ReplyDeleteVirgin with all these styles in one night? I rest my case.
ReplyDeleteYou broke your virginity the same night, dis doggy, reverse and others. You never tell us the truth.
ReplyDeleteWeldon poster
ReplyDeleteAlright
ReplyDeleteStraight to the point
Virgin bride issa fast learner o. All these styles in one night. I raise Beyonce hand for you my sister.
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