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Sunday, April 21, 2019

Sunday In House Gists - Most Embarrassing Or Most Hilarious Moment

 Its Easter Sunday and the plan is to make this post fun to read through.........







The most Hilarious or most Embarrassing comment will get an 'Easter egg' from me ...
We have some new BVs reading and their input would be awesome !!!

174 comments:

  1. Was video chatting with a male colleague,he was on the road,later told me he will call back once he gets home.
    I decided to take a shower,didnt think of dressing up,just jumped on the bed.he called back,i picked without thinking.the next thing i heard as soon as his face came up was 'Gosh ,its even better than i imagine,i luv ur pointy nipples'.sigh๐Ÿ˜”i have big nipples and i am super conscious of it.ended d call,feeling embarrassed as i am typing sef

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    1. Lie!
      You set it up to seduce him.
      Finally you succeeded.

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    2. You're super conscious of your big nipples and you answered a video call with a male colleague.... Hmm... Ok oooooo

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    3. Where have u been all my life? La Bella!!!๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜š Come take me home! ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ข

      Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

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    4. Kelvin I give up on you ��������������.

      Happy Easter everyone.

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    5. Na lie jor! Oniro! Na better set up be that. Kuku confess dt u had a crush on d guy. *Side eyes*

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  2. 2009
    My sister's wedding Thanksgiving.
    Thought I was dressed to attract husband o.
    Wore my tight skirt and blouse.
    Time for offering
    My zip was open and I never knew .it is a big catholic cathol.
    As I was done with offering walking back to my seat majestically which was far off .a woman stylishly told me.
    Omg ran to rest room .the zip was bad.
    I ran out and used my scarf to cover it.
    I ran out took a bike home.
    on our way the bike fell into erosion.
    My body was soaked with dirt.
    My neighbor was driving home,saw me and picked me up

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    1. Chai this one is double. ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฃ

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    2. Chai, are you fighting with the comma? Tenth na wa for you o. See how you are abusing the full stop. Hian!

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    3. Hmmmmm
      One faithful Sunday morning, Ingrudgingly got up from the bed for church. Was wearing one faded green pant that was overdue for disposal underneath one pencil skirt and shirt.
      I was waiting for the 2nd reading to end so we could enter before the Gospel reading @ St. Francis Rumuokwuta.
      My junior colleagues and one of my classmates in university was behind me and called my name. I greeted them happily and faced my front with them seeing my back view.
      Hmmmmm
      People of God, I went for offering in the full glare of the church.
      When we closed and I was waiting for my brother to drive out from the pack, a ‘good samaritan’ Came close to me and said to cover my bum that my skirt was torn and my pant was showing.
      Hmmmmm. I touched my backside and this saggy, old pant was showing.
      Haaaaaa! I died
      My hair was a huge mess so using my scarf was a no-no.
      I started to remember how I was going about church for offering, second collection, communion and my colleagues.
      I had never met anyone I knew until that day.
      If only the pant was fine.
      I don change parish since then sef

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    4. Oh
      It was a black skirt so the green was greenly evident

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    5. Dressing in tight skirt isn't going to attract husband it will attract those that want to have sex.

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  3. Hello ma'am.
    My most embarrassing moment was when I tried using knife and fork to eat for the very first time at my in law's place.

    It was a small birthday celebration for my Fil and the whole family were present. Hubby told me to fake it till i made it.My first mistake was positioning which he corrected fast with no one noticing.

    The moment I tried slicing the steak.Everything went amiss.The sauce got plastered on My dress. The fork had travelled to meet dear Sil at the other end of the table.The knife was on the floor while the steak fell on my thigh.I was really embarrassed though they made light of the whole situation.I still think about it from time to time.

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  4. Will be reading and hopefully laughing. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพ‍♀️ Congratulations in advance to the egg winner.

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  5. *grabs a bowl of popcorn and kunu*

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  6. Chai! Shame still dey catch me sef. My friend came visiting on a sunday. I was in the kitchen cooking my legendery jollof while she was in the room. I finished cooking and decided to shower before eating. While in the bathroom, my phone rang (someone waybilled something to me from Abuja so I was expecting the driver's call) i rushed out stark naked, took my phone and hurried back to the bathroom. I noticed my friend became unusually quiet so i went back into the room and who did I see? My friends neighbour that has been eyeing me ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ I was too stunned to move and the fool kept staring till my friend dragged him out. I've not seen him since then though๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ

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    1. Hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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    2. Did he see your obu kpai enya? Baki enyawe de kekele?

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    3. Anon 15:01, enya mi che nana nyonyo, he saw everything.

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    4. Your friend's neighbour or your neighbour? Was it your friend who came visiting or you went visiting your friend? Or she came visiting with her neighbour who was eyeing her? Read your story again

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    5. What rubbish! Am in sifia pains! How can he see my Cathedral bells, I Kent ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜š

      Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

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    6. Kai anon, you are a very rotten somebody ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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    7. 15:35, thanks for saving me from typing

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    8. 15:35 na wa o. I said my friend's neighbour. What is so difficult to understand?

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    9. Miss aboki you said your friend's neighbor which means you were visiting your friend. Or is your friend living in the same compound with you and you meant her next door neighbor. Please clarify.

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    10. My friend visited. Her neighbour came to see her in my place. We live in the same neighbourhood and I visit her atimes so I'm familiar with her neighbours.

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    11. Okay now I understand. Nne na you that neighbor dey take style come see o. The likeness is very strong.

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  7. This story was really funny but don't know whether writing it will be as funny as it was.

    I just finished writing my law school exams and decided to go stay with mum in portharcourt as she was working there.
    Mum decided to go get them some beautiful outing or house wear in oil mill market. Remember oil mill is generally a rough place and according to river peeps someone must die in that place daily, don't know how true.

    As we were selecting the cloths as the lady just opened a bail, next thing i saw was a crowd of people running to our side. We never knew what happened, we don't know why people are running and the next thing everyone around that place where all running for their lives.
    I ran oh but i remembered my mum immediately and just turned my face, everything happen in just a min, i saw my mum under a parked car crawling on her tommy.

    First thought was maybe she fell down and couldn't move as my mum was 52 yrs then and so many thought ran through my mind and people were still running helter skelter oh, screaming everywhere. One mind said run another said help your mum what if she dies, what if... I started shouting at my mum, mummy hold my hands, I'm here. And the more i scream trying to reach out to my mum the more she was crawling under the car, i stood there and the only thing i later saw was only her legs.
    few second later i saw people returning back that it this akporo boys that do that so that people will run and they will be stealing things.

    I was so angry with mum and whatever i experience that day, that i left mum under the car. this car was a spoilt car but unto mumcy matter i bend down called her to come out that it all fake. immediately i saw my mum come out as bolt and started explaining that she even forgot she had daughter oh kia. that incident made her feel so bad.

    But i forgave her oh cos that woman is the best woman in this world, things she has done for me. Maybe the fear made her lost. This story is not best told in writing, the day i told my siblings they laughed and cried.

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    1. Yea I get.some stories are best told in expression and not writing.men must have been very crazy

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    2. You didn't add if you passed your bar exams but to think that a certified barrister wrote this, is a nightmare

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    3. Lol. The poor woman had gone to hide under the spoilt car and you were there calling her to take your hand and come out.
      Maybe she actually forgot she came with a daughter if not she would have told you to join her under the car

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    4. Hahahahaha Mama D Mama.
      This reminded me of when armed robbers came to my cousin's house. Her husband quickly ran to the ceiling and hid there, leaving his wife and two kids to face the daredevils. In his defence, he thought they were assassins and they came for him. You go fear assassins! This incident nearly separated them but we begged her to forgive. I knew the man loves her and the kids but I began to question everything. Now, she doesn't carry the man on her head like before.
      You see, in situations of life and death, you never can tell how people will react, even loved ones. Your mom's was understandable sha but my cousin-in-law's was outrightly selfish.

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    5. This story is touching and funny at the same time. I imagined it was I and my mummy. Chai
      My tall mummy crouching under a car for safety?
      May I never see that day !

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    6. I couldn’t help laughing. I tried to imagine the scenario. I’m sorry, but it’s hilarious. Your mum is quite agile. Thank God no one was harmed.

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  8. This happened last Thursday....I went for an interview somewhere in Lekki and was the last to get seated so you can imagine the tension I felt(Coming late after scaling the first three stages).As I sat down the stares i got from other interviewees made it look i already missed out on something and the tension shot up from level 70 to 170 then the lady that was to usher us in came and called out My name as the first person slated to start the interview my people na so my belle turn me oh,heat started doing me.as I stood up a Loud Fart accompanied me and everybody there just turned and looked at me.

    At this point I felt like the ground should open and swallow me and with my shame I entered into the interview room and it took me almost Ten minutes to comport myself.my people after the interview I still had to do the walk of shame out of the building cos the way out of the building would still warrant I take the place were the other interviewees were seated.I don't even know if shame will allow me go resume with the company should in case they call me back cos the shame too much for me.

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    1. Hahahahaha that impromptu fart. It doesn't give you a sign before it's arrival. That happened to me just this past week in a public gathering. I was so ashamed and everyone's eyes was fixed at me

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    2. Which job is that? Pls kindly transfer it to me if they call you to resume and you don't want to do. Thank you

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    3. How do you guys fart when you're tensed? Lol
      I know about sweating but my mess can't come out when I'm tensed

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    4. Lmao oh God. See how tears was rolling down my eyes while reading this, especially the part where you said walk of shame ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.
      You better bone that matter and resume if they call you. Every human dey fart oooo.

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    5. Rosalie don kill me with laughter ooh ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ.
      The ogun orun part killed me i swear

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  9. First time I went to the airport alone, I was a nervous wreck. I don't know how the thought came into my head that you have to pay for the boarding pass before it is issued at the counter. But on a second thought I wondered about the ticket fare, like that's supposed to be the 'transport fare' na. Another dilemma was the actual amount to be paid, I was like hmm, hope it won't be too much and il be sent back๐Ÿ˜ณ. All these were weighing down my mind as I approached the counter. I was holding 2k in my hand like if e pass like this, me go turn back o, after all I dan buy ticket, abi no be just to print out the something. I said my ref no, the babe started pressing her computer while I deliberately averted my face, but I was peeping through my side eye. I was holding the money towards her and at the same time expecting her to say how much but I did not want to make it obvious that I did not know what I was doing ๐Ÿ˜‚. The babe was looking at my hand but she was not reaching for the money neither was she saying anything so it dawned on me that payment was not required. As I stretched hand to collect the pass, she too felt I wanted to bless her and stretched hand a tiny bit too. Her face when I collected my pass and walked off with serious iru efi ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚, meanwhile hot shame was tickling the back of my eyes imagining how stupid I would have looked if I'd asked her how much๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ





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    1. This is one problem I have with most Nigerians. You people are too fake. Is there anything wrong with saying something like 'please this is my first time. Do I have to pay?' I mean, there's a first time for everything

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    2. My most hilarious moment was during the time auto airfreshner just came out and was reigning.

      That was how my mom bought it o, and I fixed it. If you are familiar with the auto airfreshner, you will know there's a way it hisses like a snake/cat at intervals.

      The day I fixed it sef, I had jumped quiet a few times cos of the sound as I was the only one at home in the evening as everyone had gone to church.
      Later at night, I just stepped out to take a leak, that was how I saw my mom in the living room with her Bible opened on her laps kabashing!!

      Immediately I stepped into the living room, I heard the 'ptsssssssssst' sound from the auto airfreshner. Next thing I heard was "Ogun orun ma bu Ifoju lu e"
      Translation : "Heavenly hosts will strike you blind"

      I was like "Ahan! Kini mo se?? "๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’
      Trans: Ahbah! Wetin I do??
      She replied by pointing towards the window saying " Iwo ko jare, se o gbo olongbo ti o poshe ni beyen lati enkan ni?? "
      Trans: " Not you jor, can't you you hear a cat that has been hissing since beside the window??"

      I just busted into laughter ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚
      When I have had my fill, I now told her that " Sebi eyin le ra air freshener wa si ile?
      Trans: "/Sebi you were the one that brought air freshener home?
      She: Arrrh! Ok, so kini yen lo n poshe lati enkan!
      Trans: "Arrrh! So it's that thing that has been hissing since๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„

      Till tomorrow, I used to imagine that if I had not come out for a leak, that was how the poor woman wouldn't have slept a wink that night thinking she was fighting a spiritual battle.
      Also she would have gone to do Thanksgiving in church on Sunday, telling the congregation of how God used her to fight and defeat our household enemies ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„

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    3. God bless you anon
      You see me ehn, I no Dey shame at all. I ask questions any and every time. Even when I know but have a little doubt. I apologize to the person in advance and tell them not to mind my ignorance and ask away.
      Who get time for forming one thing? After all nobody knows it all.

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    4. Rosalie, your story do finish me with laugh

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    5. Hahahahaha@Rosalie

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    6. Ha! See the way I was laughing alone and thought I was going to pass out! Jesus!

      Ogun orun a bu ifoju lu e๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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    7. Rosalie๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
      In my case I had to ask whether someine in the hous had a baby cos it smelt like baby powder. My host had to lecture me an asked if I idnt hear the hissing sound.

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    8. Rosalie, your story really crack me up.

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    9. Hahahahahaahah @ rosalie....i fell from d chair....hahahahahahah...funniest shit have read so far

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    10. Rosalie you really cracked me up

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    11. This is super hilarious...see me laughing like a witch ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    12. I experienced something similar , that was some years ago, the air freshener was still a new innovation, my New GF came to my house and I had it in my room, then it used to have a green light blinking on it , I didn’t know she has been wondering what it was , she was very cold all through and she didn’t say much and wouldn’t even allow me touch her , it was after she left she told my younger sister that I had camera in my room on the wall and wanted to record her , she told her she was smart and didn’t say anything all through and didn’t let me touch her . I was just laughing

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  10. Can’t remember any..will be reading comments

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  11. Mine was when I wanted to give birth to my first born. I had removed my gown and was completely naked in the labour ward when a visiting doctor came in to check me, he turned out to be my former toaster back in school. He smiled mischievously when he saw me. I was in pains but still felt embarrassed that I refused opening my legs for him to examine me. I quickly started screaming that I want a female doctor.

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  12. Mine was one hot afternoon I went to buy stuff for ofe nsala, I have bought everything except ogiri. I kept looking for this stuff up and down the railway. There's a market in Umuahia where people sell beside the rail tracks( isi gate market). Na so I dey waka up and down and guys will be whistling and calling, nne come and buy this and that I was not even looking at them, just dey twist dey go.

    All of a sudden, I didn't notice this iron stuff that shot up in between one of the rails, brothers and sisters in the Lord, na so your sister just fell face down on the rail track. My nylon bag containing all my stuff flew to one side and scattered, my face, top, skirt, hands legs, everywhere in fact just got dirty. I scrapped my knees but didn't hurt much but the shame no gree me stand up from that place.

    Some guys that were selling yams rushed me and lifted me up, a woman beside them started dusting my clothes, another packed my stuff in a new bag for me and there were ooohs and aahhs and sorrys from all angle. I really felt the ground should open and swallow me up.

    I thanked them, collected my bag and made up my mind I was going home without the ogiri, only for me to turn to my left and the next thing I saw was a woman selling soup stuff and ogiri just 'boku' for there, that was when the tears started flowing. Like, I literally started crying. People thought I was crying cos of the injuries I sustained but didn't know it was the sight of the ogiri that opened the flood.

    Whenever I remember this incident, I laugh. It took me time to start passing that place again.

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    1. 4th paragraph ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.

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  13. grabs pop corn and spreads mat

    say hi,if u re here to laugh

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  14. I went to visit my aunt and we were outside at night chilling. Boom Nepa struck.
    I didn't know she had entered the house to look for the lamp.
    I groped my way in holding the door frame for support, one two steps, I held something
    very soft ...mmmhh nice support. Next thing I heard was a scream
    I removed my hand spontaneously like I grabbed a live wire. It was my auntie's breast I had grabbed!

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    1. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    2. Ma mehn!!! Up top mehn!๐Ÿ‘‹ Thats how we roll! ๐Ÿ˜œ

      Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

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    3. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    4. Hahaha

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    5. How did i know this was Kelvin in anon mode?

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    6. This comment looks very familiar. Seems you've shared it before. I guess you were indeed embarrassed. Lol

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  15. Most embarrassing moment for me was the day a conductor mistakenly gave me change lesser than what he was supposed to give me. I complained to him that my change was 450 instead of 150, he told me I gave him 200, I said it's 500 that I gave him, he said I didn't look like someone who has #500 note on me. Passengers bursted out laughing in the bus, I just broke down and started crying.
    For my mockery that day, a man in the bus gave me 1k but that did not dry my tears as I cried in my heart till I got to my house. It's been 4 yrs now and I still remember with tears, especially as my condition is not any better than then.

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    1. Eyah.... God will make a way for you. your mock shall be turned to mercies and favour and men will celebrate you.

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    2. God have seen your tears and He will wipe it away. Blessings fall on you.

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    3. Awww ๐Ÿ˜ง

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    4. Awww...u should know they have bad mouth...

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  16. We call our father "Mpa". The first time I called him "Daddy", he said he didn't know I was referring to him.
    And I called him like 3 times ni o.
    And we we were alone in the sitting room o.

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    1. Lmaoooooo! !!

      If I call my daddy Mpa he won't answer oo .

      Mpa ke??

      ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. I haff die.

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    2. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

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    3. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    4. Ikwakwakwakaa. Reminds me of the year my siblings and i decided to call our parents mom and dad instead of the usual mama and baba, we call my mama tire, she will just turn and ask if you were talking to her๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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    5. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    6. Whatttttt๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

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  17. I borrowed a film and was told it was an action film, I was expecting my muscled men with their guns and dare ๐Ÿ˜ˆ stunts, I went to a friend's hostel with my girlfriend and he had other guests male and female revising their song for fellowship and I slotted in the film and the first thing I saw was hard core porn, I froze and felt tons of eyes on me, the sound was deafening too, my gf jumped up and quickly removed it, took my hand and left the room, it was only outside I got myself and asked her what happened, I didn't go back to that fellowship and avoided them. Imagine what they would be thinking. What a total mess

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    1. Omg

      Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha

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    2. O boy! This happened to me o, someone came visiting from home i.e our hometown and he was present for our wedding so we decided to play wedding DVD hubby gave me the disk from a shelf and I told him our wedding dvd I think has our pictures on it but he insisted it's the one he gave me hmmmm that was how I inserted and played only to start seeing strong Mr P and a lady riding her life away. OMG! I was so ashamed I hurriedly removed it, I didnt leave my room till the guest left.

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    3. 15:26 is funny
      16:20 finished me.
      ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  18. The first time I travelled abroad. The escalator showed me shege.
    I was busy forming fine geh with my wedge but my village people decided to do meeting on my head.

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  19. I ate beans the previous day and I hate eating beans...the next day at work was on my headphone with loud music...with constipated stomach I just dey release mess never knew the thing dey sound as my ๐ŸŽง dey on...till one guy come inside come tap me say make I take small small dey mess say the sound dey reach outside...i want just die that Day....i sha wait till everybody leave before I come outside

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  20. The most embarrassing day of my life I woke up one morning the white choir dress I have my son pour my black gel on it ..i pour all my bitterness on my pour child that day and he was just 2uear old ...i spank him o and my neighbours came out and say it's enough I said no as I wanted to lock my gate so the won't come in I slipped eh fall as if someone push me I rolled on the staircase till I get to where everyone were dying it's enough ,I found myself in their middle gangan..come and see laugh ..some where cursing me see (God don punish am for the poor baby)them talk am for one week and as I fell no panties o thank God they were women na so my gown go up my legs open you can see my pussy clearly as if I want push another pikin commot..since that day I don't beat my son with transfer aggression from bad marriage abeg.

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    1. Kwakwakwakwakwakwa
      Lmaoooooo

      Hope you have left the marriage??

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    2. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
      Hope you have learned your lesson

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    3. I have migraine already.

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    4. Anon 17:14 sorry I was typing inside the church ..and this Samsung is stupid

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    5. Madam oh! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  21. In my former office,i started there quite young,i had one very wicked supervisor that use to make my life a living hell. I don't know maybe cos she was so unhappy in her own life. There was no one she couldn't fight and argue with. She was even pregnant at a point that no one knew the father but we all suspected it was a guy who just left the bank,but he was very married.
    Anyways as usual she was fighting with someone. We have this office messenger chat we use to communicate.
    She had been chatting me to remind me of a task she gave me earlier. Then I was also chatting with another colleague in our unit at the same time. We were like besties even though he was also my superior.
    So i had two active chats.
    That is how I wanted to gossip this My madam o because she was fighting someone in her usual fashion.
    I now wrote "see her,fighting as usual. Fighting is in her DNA,yeye woman" I didn't know I sent it to her instead of my office bestie.
    She just said to my bestie "Mr X,I believe this message is for you". And she forwarded my message to him. She didn't say a word to me. I prayed the ground shld just open.
    In her usual fashion she just continued giving me hell and plenty work. Till I got tired,found another job and left the place.

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  22. This post just brought back old memories to me that were so embarrassing. Let me share one.

    This happened long time ago precisely 2008 during my academic year. I was watching a porn video, suddenly there was a power outage. I slept off hoping for the light to be restored but no way. Forgetting, I left without putting off the switch, and guess what??? They brought the light and my video started playing oh, very audible that neighbors were hearing the moaning sound. You know this old DvD system that will resume where it stopped and the television that gets on automatically once there is light.

    I was surprised on how the volume that was low when I was watching got high as they restored light. The devil really must have sworn to disgrace me that very day, as a neighbor called me to come and off the music playing in my house. I said music? Menh when I recollected the last movie I was watching, I shouted chimooo.

    With speed I left where I was, came back and got that stare of a bad guy from those in the compound. Except two guys that were hailing me, saying bros we no know say you na correct guy like us ooh. The embarrassment and shame written on my face can't be described. "All goats eat faces but the one they see it on his mouth, becomes the bad one"

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    1. Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwamwa. Next time NEPA disrupts your action, disconnect all the disconectables. Why do I have a feling this happened recently๐Ÿ™„

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    2. No dear, it wasn't recent and besides who still watch such things on DVD, when you can do that on mobile phone?. I stopped watching few years back and I thank God for the Grace. Till I left that lodge, I was nicknamed 'Guy man'

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    3. Hahahahahahahaha Teejay Chei this your gist funny me o. Porn be disgracing and exposing men since 19kpirigidim.

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    4. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
      Guy man๐Ÿ˜…

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    5. And I thought teejay was born again๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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    6. I don't know what you mean by born again. I am a pious and devoted Christian saved by God's Grace and Mercy.

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  23. I'm not too good with narration so you guys should manage.My most embarrassing moment was when i was traveling from Calabar to Lagos on a night bus with my grandma for the very first time in the year 2002.my brothers and sisters cum and see this running stomach that attacked me.while in Calabar i was eating everything eatable. grandma made sure i lacked nothing since its been a long time we last met.2 to 3hrs on our journey,i began to feel uncomfortable;5minutes i was sweating,panting,crying and running to and fro the bus begging the driver to stop so i could go out and discharge. But driver said he can't cus it's very late and it's a bushy area. I started shivering cus the poop was almost coming out.i cried cried and cried till i couldn't cry again.passengers + driver was telling me sorry,ndo,pelle but my dear bvs i was going mad.It got to a point that i couldn't bear it no more and decided to do it inside the bus,just when grandma could get me a bag to poo into,sheat splash for grand yakata,see smell and it was a purge.The sheat circulation was on another level. every one of them around me ran away from the area hissing and exclaiming ahhhh ahhhh,ooohh ooohhh. Na so i jejely pull off my clothes cus it was very was dark! changed to something else, then used the already popo dress to mob out the poo on the floor of the vehicle and other parts of the vehicle that the poo touched. As my village people may have it cus na their handwork,not even up to a minute,we got to a village where people were still awake. Driver stopped and everyone came down! Na dia i cum do thorough clean up,find enough pure water enter one corner go wash my yansh o. This is one embarrassment i can't forget in my life time. Ahhhh ma eyes see hell come back.

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    2. Omg why did I read this? Yuck!

      ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

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    3. This has happened to me before....
      mine was that we went for a camp and on the last day of the camp the women in charge of cooking refused cooking saying we should all sort ourselves out so as young as we were,We organised ourselves and went to the store scouting for food stuff remainings that was how we saw beans and the cooks amongst us started cooking.They added alot of water in the beans so they had to remove some So the beans would dry in time then about four of us(The youngest amongst them though) descended on the beans water and was drinking it with garri not knowing the impending consequences.Prior to that evening the planning committee told us that we were billed to leave the next morning as we camped in Aba and we were headed for Lagos but after dinner,lying down and gisting the PRO came and announced that the bus had arrived and we were leaving that night as people had to resume to their work places the next day....Brethren in the Lord for those familiar with Aba before we got to Milverton from Omuma road belle don turn,heat don dey do me na so I tell my sister say shit dey worry me make driver stop but driver wouldn't have it naso I start to shout dey roll like who dey under anointing for inside luxurious bus...for Where! Driver no still stop oh that was the day I knew that one can defecate through the mouth...
      I started vomiting something that was smelling like faeces,I in fact vomited my intestines out and was screaming trying my best not to poo on my body at a point my sister started crying and banging the vehicle to stop that I was going to die,My clothes came out from my bag and became rags as my sis was busy cleaning up my mess as I was crying in soprano the rest three were responding in alto,Tenor and bass...say I no die that night I glorify God.Finally we got to Umunede and the stupid driver stopped that was how my sis dragged me down from the bus and before I could take off my pant Everywhere don Stew.i became very pale afterwards and on getting home the moment my mum saw me she rushed me straight to the hospital.My dad took the matter up with the church Authorities because the doctor said I would have died should I have stayed an extra 30mins but when the Church Authority asked the Youth leaders why they didn't halt the driver seeing the chaos that was in the bus their excuse was that armed robbers were operating seriously that period on the road and any illegal stop would have endangered the lives of the major populace.I stopped singing in the choir for a while because of the shame that incident caused me and it took serious encouragement from my parents and Pastor to get me back to joining them but till today I look back and feel super embarrassed about the incident of that day.Mmiri ajoka

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    4. Agadi na agwo oveh, your story made me laugh and cry.

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    5. ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข wetin shyt dey cause eh @tbabe. Kai

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  24. I was using the restroom of a local restaurant doing number #2 . My fiancรฉ sent my boy to find me as I was taking too much time in there. He went back out and blurted loudly in front of the restaurant filled with people  "MY MOMMY IS POOPOO-ING" holding his nose.

    I didn't  come out for 15mins.  I had to gather my self esteem. It didn't help that my man laughed about it the whole evening .

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  25. I was embarrassed, when we went to a traditional wedding in d village, I wore my fine long gown. Immediately they urshed us in, for my to sit down I heard braaaaa, my gown tore form the hip down. The next thing they announced that we have to move to another canopy, I was perspiring and confused. I had to whisper to d celebrant to find an ashoke to cover my bum. I hated my self that day, so so embarrassed

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  26. The day a man grabbed my 15 year old arse in the market. I almost slapped him.
    I was just 15 for petesake

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  27. Should be the day hubby was giving it to me hard. As I was cumming, I screamed so loud that my daughter woke up.
    I'm sure the neighbours too heard my screams. I'm noisy like that.

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    1. I am not always comfortable doing it when the kids sleep with us.There was a day hubby wanted to do and my Little daughter was with us, everywhere was dark and we were slowly moving under the duvet and I was moaning ,only for my daughter to say "mummy, is your tummy paining you? Sorry. Na there the show end that night, I stood up and told her I need to use the bathroom. She was just two years then.

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  28. Mine was about a year ago
    I was in a class and the lecturer had a strict rule; nobody leaves till the end of the class
    Meanwhile,in the morning before I left, my friend came to my hostel and prepared one kind of egg sauce with tin tomato and some other stuff.... Hmmmmm, was so delicious tho
    Got to class and 30 minutes in, I started sweating, and not the usual drops or beads of sweat... Like I resemble who them pour full bucket of water on, I thought it was just the heat, before I know, my stomach started making some serious noise
    Chai, I didn't want to believe that I had to drop it hot hot in the toilet at that critical moment, d lecturer was a prof, a no nonsense man
    My yanch don already Dey hot ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†
    I jejely went to meet him, and asked politely that I had to use the toilet, all eyes were on me coz d Sweat no be here....Next thing I heard was 'you must be very stupid, is this your first time in my class?? My friend go and sit down till I'm done!!!' Chai, I was so embarrassed, I sat for a while but couldn't be patient anymore, I ran out of the class to my hostel
    Later learnt he asked for my name and cancelled it out of the attendance list, I had to go to his office and explain to him, he just laughed and asked why I didn't state how serious my predicament was๐Ÿคฆ

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    1. It's good you helped yourself. That thing fit kill person.

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  29. Broke up with a guy, and was missing him already on the second day so had to call him that I have a certain stuff of his that I will like to return. Was happy that I will be seeing him again, but he said I should keep the stuff that he doesn't need. Chai I dieded that day lolzzzz.

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    1. Hahahahaha guys do this a lot. A guy I dated a while back still tells me to come collect my eyeliner. Eyeliner of how much? Wey I go enter motor dey go PH hahahahahahaha

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  30. Mine happened last two weeks, I'm expecting & I'm always having the urge to pee. Oh! how I hate public restrooms. I went to one gtb bank to ease myself, saw F & M toilets, went straight to F knocked at the door no response I then pushed the door only for someone to push it right back at me that's how I held my peace. Waited for minutes for the woman in there to be through, that's how this rugged man burst out from the female restroom. I was embarrassed on his behalf as I looked up the sign again making sure I wasn't wrong. Naija our own is always different, no respect whatsoever.

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  31. Mine was in primary six, i was selected to be among those to do the March pass (marching), was just entering puberty, so i needed to wear underwear or simi as it was called in those days and since i had never worn any before or had any as mine and the marching uniform was white and transparent so it's was pertinent i wear simi, all these information came a night before the D day, so my big sister lent me hers which was obviously oversized but we decided to tighten it by my side in a norted form. I joined my fellow pupils and we proceeded to Aba stadium for the occasion, the time came for us to match past and salute the Gov. I was matching with all my strength when fiaam, my underwear was on the ground and nearly entangled with my legs but for the quick order from our commanding teacher who screamed immediately "pull out your legs, forget it and keep matching " I did as he commanded, chaii! it's like i was matching and floating at the same time with laughters echoing in my ears, in fact i felt so ashamed that i didn't even look back, go back to pick it up or wait for my friends, i just ran straight home and narrated my ordeal and another round of laughter ensued, till today after about 25yrs some of my people whenever they see me remembers the incident, which makes the younger generations to know abt it, even though I laugh wt them but I'm always inwardly embarrassed.


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    2. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Oluwa oooo.
      I hail you my person. Aba stadium brought back memories.

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  32. Nna mine happened during the last heat season, I dressed fine in my fine girl mode but my village people won't let me shine in peace, I used my newly bought Aboki, Tara face powder and was feeling set. As I reach Church there was no light come see heat, I say I can come nd wipe my makeup, I just use handkerchief dey dab the face small small make I no clean my powder. As the service closed na so I dey shine teeth dey greet every brother, one was standing by the Church glass, na so I walk to him till I behold my image. What I saw made me draw my head back, I was looking like Ojuju + transgender, with patches of missing powder from all the places I had dabbed and no one told me
    Some drooped down with sweat like map. I just took handkerchief went to hide in a corner and wiped everything off. I swear from that day till heat season end no more powder or foundation again.

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      Make una no kee me with laugh Abeg

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  33. At 2am one nite,robbers were robbing in our neighbours house while my mum was polluting non stop due to fear.

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  34. I tried cautioning her to reduce the loud mess,next thing she started shitting in d toilet up and down while apologising to me.

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    1. Kikikikikikikiki๐Ÿคฃ

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    2. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  35. I was in a bus travelling from Ado Ekiti to Lagos for an event, I sat beside the window with a beautiful lady seated beside me.
    E remain small make we reach Aramoko Ekiti, na so I drop this silent bombshell, noiseless but very EFFECTIVE. Shortly after I dropped it, everybody begin cover nose dey rake for who mess, I just pretend like say I no understand Yoruba Language.

    As we reach Ijebu Ijesha, na so I squeeze Yansh drop another one, Oh boy! This one na HEARTBREAKER and HEADSPINNER combined. The babe wey siddon beside me just turned to me whisper say, Bros! Respect yourself nah... You think say I no no as e dey go since... I just feigned ignorance like say I no no Wetin she dey talk about. Unfortunately for me, the lady sitting infront of us hear Wetin the lady talk... Small time she just shout... Awon Oniso Ofo! Onijekuje, Eleribu, won fe f'iso b'aiye wa je ninu moto. O ga Oooooooooo!

    I just bow my head like who dey sleep...

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    1. Chineke meee ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    2. Kikikikiki...... Kuku kee me
      Are you related to Jelili Oniso ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    3. ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚... oniso ofo

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  36. Mine happened Recently, one Early morning Husby want to have Early morning breakfast i told him No that i have sodiers in my stomarch as i ate beans the precious night which was a very Big mistake after a Long period Of fasting it was as if sodiers we're doing Parade in my stomarch i tried somany time to use the toilet but nothing came out So as he was trying to Do,and as he raised my Leg up unkwon to Him that he was About to detonate an athomic bomb and the thing just zoomed out with speed ,the Sounds eenhh and Smell was so so terrible that it makes his chief to bow down and he Stood up and"said hnmmm and left while laughing Iwas So so emmbarased

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  37. Just had a good laugh reading the comments here. Good way to ease the stress.

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  38. My most embarrassing moment, I want for a Job interview in the morning(I was on my period(heavy flow)took two extra pad to change.
    Arrive at d interview event,saw other applicants, join them to wait for the interview. By Afternoon I stood up to change my pad(ask the staffs where is the Toilet)told me No Toilet๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณthat I have to go to a bank or fast food to use their Toilet.
    How do I leave the interview event to go look for a Toilet to change๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคท‍♂️I decided to wait(biggest mistake)by the time It was my turn for the interview I was strain even the seat I sat down. I hated myself and reason I was a woman.
    Try to take a cab home but no cab will agree, I just wanted till night then want home, tired, hungry and angry that I couldn’t do the interview.
    Never will I make that mistake again.

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    1. Eyaaaa. Having good restrooms in Naija appears to be rocket science. If you have heavy flow na God go help you.

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  39. I really enjoyed this post. Kudos Stella and Bvs.

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  40. Been laughing since. What a hillarious reads

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