Wednesday In House News...

  Wednesday in house news has landed Oooooh.....

IN HOUSE MEMO

Sometimes I see comments that leaves me baffled........ Like seriously?

I deleted that comment inside Wednesday spontaneous post but i need to bring it here... A Maggot who comments under anonymous posted that I am in the comment section to ginger comments because there are no more comments in the Blog  comment section..... The person insulted and sympathized with me on my alleged dwindling hustle...

So you can comment on my Blog with your Yaba left tendencies and I cannot? Are you for real? You are really in a bad shape and i wish that they find you a bed space soon at the psychiatric ward.

Get well soon.

Another anon highlighted on the fact that i was wishing those who lost loved ones the grace to bear their loss because Martin aboy lost his Father...So what if i am ? dont bring Martins into your drama, he mailed me and called me to tell me about his loss and i spent time on the phone consoling him, if i do a post because of him, how e take concern you? Are you now dragging death or what? ah ah!

Love must win over Hate!!!

Enjoy the rest of the day..... God bless 

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I actually forgot to post this one last week and just saw it in my Sisi Sena folder.....

SISI SENAPONI'S CORNER

Heller! Heller!
Na who dey house o? I hail o!

I read as some of us say we no fit read Pidgin.


Make una no vex o, the time wey we suppose go school, our hand no gree reach our Ear.


By the time hand go reach Ear, Hair don full everywhere and Pikin no gree us see Road go Night School!...Make una bear with us on this Nigeria's Universal Language Journey so.

I honestly do not think anyone hates and understands the Devil's gimmicks as much as African mothers.
Make we gist small about our Yoruba Christian Mothers.


Growing up, you marvel at the lyrics of certain favourite Christian songs of our Mothers.


It is fair to say, since Eve saw the Devil first-hand and her descendents have since refused to fail to remind him of the conversation in the Garden of Eden.
Is it a possibility that, Eve and the Devil had conversations ranging from husband palava, favourite meals, and clearly designer dresses, shoes and bags?


Little wonder nakedness was one of the things they first noticed was missing in their entire existence. Despite being clothed by the Creator of the universe *Aber'oloun*


Lai ki n se Atenu! (Wen you no be longerthroat) Ehn, Ancestor Adam!...when Apple is everywhere now on even Aboki's wheelbarrow!


So it is fair to also say the Devil had these coming a long time!


We will hear our African mothers sing songs about what God does not like. Obviously, from the knowledge of knowing what the Devil likes.

So you hear songs like...'ko gb'owo ko gb'obi, ko gba nkan kan lowo mi..ki oto damisi o...e e gba nkan kan lowo mi! ( God didn't demand for Money, Kolanut or anything else before preserving my life!).


Trust me, African Mothers understand from their predecessors the damage the Devil, did to our accessing pallatives (foodstuffs especially) outside that Garden of Eden.


Also, after series of visits to the Devil's Advocates, posing as Pastors and Prophets and realising the Live chicken meant to be a point of contact to her son ( in Lagos, for him to get promotion and marry a beautiful wife has committed suicide inside pastors pot of Egusi Soup)


Mama cannot come home to narrate the scam so...We shall hear songs like...Ope lounje 're, 2x, e e J'eba, e e je ikokore o..ope l'ounje 're. (Praise is your meal, you'll never eat Eba or Water Yam Pottage, Praise is your meal)...


And then, when the remaining members of the household are not understanding the emphasis and emotions in an African mother's Choice of songs, without paying any conscious mind to anyone in particular, she progresses to sing... ' Emi nikan l'oye, kole ye enikankan, Idi ti mo fi n yin baba, Emi nikan loye (Una no fit understand, na only me understand why i dey gather emotions inside my 'warship' give God).


Choi...May God bless our Good Mothers and their songs of wonder.

I will write in the stand alone column about the African Igbo Mothers...

LMAO..... you dey crase oh.....

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INSIDE THE MIND OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD




This may sound weird but I'm falling in love with myself over and over again. I'm trying to use the right words here or should I say I'm learning to put myself first on a different level these days.

I always felt that walking in self-love was a form of selfishness as a lot of people use this as an excuse to be greedy and all but I realise that the closer I get to God, the more I communicate with God or should I say the deeper my relationship is with God the more I love myself.

The Bible says our body is a temple of the Holy Ghost so for me I'm learning to love my body more, I'm learning to take care of my body and myself more because as much as it is just flesh . It houses my spirit man and it is what anchors me to this planet Earth.

So my body deserves the best treatment it can ever get. My body is not just my skin or external body parts it also involves my mind. My mental health, my emotional life and my minds general well being.

So I'm doing everything possible to make sure that my mental health is protected even if it takes cutting off from toxic people and family members. I am becoming less of a people pleaser. I am learning to say no to people.

Physically I'm learning to live healthier and I am trying to make better financial decisions at all times and I remind myself always that if God could find me worthy enough to send his son to die for my sins.

If he can love me so unconditionally and see beyond my inadequacies and my weakness. If He can love me so much because truly I can testify of his love, why shouldn't I love myself and do the right thing, by doing right by myself.

You are right my DEAR... You are more important to yourself than anybody else, once you realise this, you will not love anyone dangerously or lean so much on someone that when they move an inch you will fall..........

You are doing well........

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FROM WHATSAPP

 Please be careful of this new development that miscreants have initiated.

 it is called MEAT OR FISH:

Please be informed, if you're in a car, bus or Keke where the driver is making a call saying" Meat" or "Fish" he's a kidnapper, Quietly step down immediately. Meat means Male, Fish means female. 

Please share and save a soul. May we not be victims of kidnappers.

Nigerians are very creative and can make up anything.. So if they are spreading this and the people saying meat or fish, wont they change the slogan to pomo or chicken? LMAO!!!

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