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Sunday, June 24, 2018

Sunday Laughs


































































So U Caught Ur BF Sleeping With Another Girl Because U Denied Him S#x❌ And U Have The Guts To Say He's Cheating On U???   
Ori e ti Daru 
My Sister,U Are Wicked And Selfish   
So If NEPA No Give Us Light
We Should Not Use Generator Abi??     



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Watching GTV news sometimes can be very interesting . There was a story about a guy who assaulted a goat yesterday afternoon and when It was time to show the goat , they blurred the goats face making me wonder whether the goat was under age or a celebrity.         




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A guy proposes to you and you turn him down. He proposes to your friend and you call him a womanizer... Eeeiiii so if he doesn't get employed at Fidelity, he shouldn't try Ecobank too?? .......     




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 That awkward moment when you visit your rich
uncle in Abuja and the wife serves you 2 slices
of bread, an egg, and a little cup of tea... And the
kids be like ''uncle can you finish this?''
You be like ''abi iku fe pa yin ni?'' Me wey dey chop 40 slice  




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Teacher: Name any animal that lives in water
Kelvin: Hippopotamus
Teacher: Amos your turn
Amos: Hippopokelvin
Teacher: Amos what's that?
Amos: Kelvin started it ☹



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*HOW TO CONDUCT DNA TEST AT HOME USING EGGS*


Take note: DNA can be a very expensive and results take very nervous long Time.
With this simple technique, you can test whether you are the father of your children even without going to the hospital or clinic.
You can also TEST for chromosomes in your children if they are carrying any Special genes of their grandparents and you want to know.
It's a simple egg technique. Follow the steps below to do this successfully:


*Step 1: Buy two eggs. Clean ones of course.*


*Step 2: Wash your saucepan and dry it with a napkin*


*Step 3: Break the two eggs and pour their contents into a clean dish*


*Step 4: Stear it well. Add few slices of onion, or any vegetable of your choice.*


*Step 5: Place the saucepan over fire and pour a little cooking oil in it.*


*Step 6: Poor the mixture into the boiling oil.*


*Step 7: Turn it properly when it hardens. In five minutes, your fried egg is ready. Get some tea bread and milo Chocolate Drink. Make some hot tea, enjoy yourself and sleep.*


*Thank you for reading*

Since when have I worked at any lab or hospital to start giving tips on DNA??  ️



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Trump is 70
Hillary is 69
Obama is 55
70+69+55 =194.

Now if you observe well you will see that:

Buhari is 75
Goodluck is 59
APC is 3 letters
PDP is 3 letters
Therefore 3 + 3 + 59 + 75 = 140!


Now finally,
USA is 3 letters and Nigeria is 7 letters;
3 + 7 = 12


The truth is that I dont know the meaning of this post...

Just want to waste your time... because the super eagles wasted my time losing to Croatia.
Come and beat me in my house, if you can!




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Last night I did something terrible to mosquitoes they will never forget. I opened the windows and let them all inside then I closed the windows and slept outside.
it's called confusing the enemy.


You can try it tonight
Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha i hope you laughed?If you didnt not my fault oh....

30 comments:

  1. We buy dead and condemned solar inverter BATTERIES.08117903918/0814139511324 June 2018 at 10:44

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  2. Lmao
    You better Dont die , I jus paid school fees

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  3. HIPPOPOKELVIN GOT ME. LOL

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  4. I wasn't laughing until I got to the part where Amos said hippopokelvin and when asked why he said so? He answered Kelvin started it. I have to go back and understand why he said that, because the tamus at the end of the Hippopotamus sound like Amos hahahaha.....

    That motivational speaker laugh is so true. They won't tell you what or how they do it but will want you to buy their books or tell you to think big. What is that to think big about they won't tell you.

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  5. Lmao @ ndi motivational speakers, na their way be that 😁😀😁

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  6. Maybe just maybe francis izoho is truly 19 *sideeye*

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    1. Yes.
      Maybe just maybe na me born my papa.

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    2. Na so ur own face be when u reach 19? Like cement wey don tey for sun???

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    3. 12:31, u be case Aswear. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  7. 😂😂😂😂😂 assistant spiderman

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  8. So they had to attribute my name to a Hippo!? Bet y? Is this fair? 😢😚

    Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

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  9. Lol@ confusing the enemies. In fact the enemies Dey inside your trouser if you don’t know 😂

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  10. Hahahha@ you better no die because i just paid school fees.#Naija mothers are the best##

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  11. I still use that mentholyted powder till date. If the weather is warm at night, I will just have my bath and apply it generously on my body. I'm good to go.

    The mum telling her daughter not to die cos she just paid school fees is so funny.

    Amos and Kelvin...crazy child.

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  12. I still use that mentholyted powder till date. If the weather is warm at night, I will just have my bath and apply it generously on my body. I'm good to go.

    The mum telling her daughter not to die cos she just paid school fees is so funny.

    Amos and Kelvin...crazy child.

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  13. Hilarious guys be changing girls like bank isssssokk!!!!

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  14. Hahahahahaha @liver pool winning world cup and 19 year old goal keeper with very strong and over ripe face

    In fact me don laf laf tire for majority of the post

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  15. Poverty mostly makes people eat excessively, if you're sure of next meal no need to overfeed yourself. God punish devil

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  16. Love Love the laughs,and saturday laughs as well.my favourite post on this blog,i always look forward to it on weekends,i don't know why.
    Anonymous Bug

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  17. That I have planted fire in yoruba is epic mo to gbina! Ahh mi o no gbina loruko Jesu 😂 the Tony Montana powder chai

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  18. Sunday laughs just made my day o..stella please don't stop this post any time soon o na beg I dey beg

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    1. Stop Wetin? Na Wetin first drag me come the blog. 😂😂😂😂

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  19. Lol.the motivational speakers are all over instagram.they will tell you pay 50k for a life changing session that will grow your business.

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  20. Thank God for @NGSuperEagles. BUARI will now know what it's means to promise people and fail.

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