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Monday, August 24, 2020

Boredom Eliminating Post




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  1. I will go sleep somewhere else first, morning we talk

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    1. Wake him up to change and change the sheet. Throw everything in washing machine in the morning and ask him what he had last the previous night. It's really nothing. Emergencies happen!

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    2. 🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    3. 18;12. Spot on. I hope is not a regular occurrence tho.

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    4. If it's a regular occurrence, it may be signs of an underlying medical condition. It's called nocturnal enuresis and it might be a sign that something is wrong with his bladder or prostate. Hospital straight.

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    5. Na to activate serious prayers and fasting.









      Na serious matter wey deserve serious Tackling πŸ™†

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    1. It's really nauseating tbt

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    2. I will be surprised on y he did it in d first place.. I will ask him if he had too much alcohol or he dreamt while urinating in his sleep.

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    3. I travelled to Ibadan with DH for a function and he was so drunk,in the middle of the night ,he woke up and peed on the floor right beside the bed .The following morning,he asked who poured water on the floor πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ long story short,i watched him while he cleaned and mopped it.....It was really funny

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  3. Blood of Jesus.
    He needs help. We'll put heads together and get him the help he deserves but if he refuses, then I'm gone.

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  4. I will first check if I'm soaked then we talk about it.

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  5. Wake him up, change the sheets and tell him to go and take a bath and change his clothes. No need to humiliate him or make him feel ashamed, shit happens. He probably dreamt that he was in a toilet lol.

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  6. Confirm if it's pee or if he had wet dreams, it had better be wet dreams o. Wake him up, change the sheets, now time to talk.

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  7. If he is an ashewo kobo kobo...he is on his own. But if he is loyal....ahaaaa...we we'll take care of it.

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  8. Wake him up and help him change and clean up.
    😘😘

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  9. I was once like this back in the days but thank goodness for now.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  10. God forbid bad thing o🚢‍♀️🚢‍♀️🚢‍♀️🚢‍♀️

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  11. i will wake him up,clean him up,wear him a diaper and put him back to sleep

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    1. diaper? 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 pity him nau. your last line is so funny, you'll put him to bed. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. Wear him a diaper???.. HahahaπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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    3. 🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    4. Dia what? πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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    5. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 l almost thought you were talking about a little baby.

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    6. Wear him diaper and put him back to sleep kehπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    7. Hahaha, why are you people like this?

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    8. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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    9. You is funnyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    10. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    11. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ you are not nice at all.
      I can just picture the look on his face when you offer him a diaper.

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    12. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  12. I will manage to sleep till morning then we talk about it. No one is above mistake and something like this is not intentional.

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  13. Wake him up immediately. I don't like what l hate

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  14. No big deal. It may be a one off thing. If it isn't, we'd handle it together. I once had a roommate at the university who used to bed wet. We covered her well. I didn't talk about it to anyone outside my room. Even when she stole my mattress and made me go around looking for another one (the foolish geh, was even telling me where to search). Anyway, its just the drying of the mattress that may be an issue if we live in a compound with other people.

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    1. lmao @ Telling you to search .
      I'm impressed at how ya'll handled it πŸ‘ πŸ‘Œ
      Good job!!!

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  15. Na wa oo. This was me even till secondary school. My dad kept pampering me. He will move me to another corner and clean up the mess. It was when we moved to my aunty's house that my head reset. 7pm, no more food, no more water. This woman embarrassed the fuck out of me. I thank God now, even if i drink 10 gallons of water before going to bed, nothing like bed wetting. God, I thank you.

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    1. Same thing happened to me. Thank God I was a day student. I don't even know how it stopped. I give God thanks. The shame was too much.

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    2. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

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  16. Waco,this is seriously serious o ooo.God forbid bad thing o

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  17. God forbid this!

    One will feel so bad and since he's been a good man, look for a solution together.

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  18. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 I will sing for him Atoo Ile!! 🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  19. I will wake him,then change the bedsheet.

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  20. This is what I have been going through for years, my husband of 12 years bedwet, he uses adult diaper.
    He had an accident 2 weeks after our wedding and that was it, we have tried all but to no avail. Doctors said he has to live with it 4rever.
    We are used to it but the disgrace it brought to us 7years ago has caused unresolvable conflicts between our families.
    We went for a burial and both family mambers came to the village, when it was bed time, because there were not enough room, everyone had to look for any comfy place to sleep.
    I was with him and I saw how hard he tried not to fall asleep, he could use diaper because of the bulging.
    I slept off due to cooking and long journey, I was awake when my sister started singing praise songs, I quickly looked around and saw the look on my family faces, and to worsen matter, the teenagers around were smiling corner smile.
    I went to toilet and saw him smelling, he washed up and then we realized that the ashoebi clothes was in a Ghana must go bag and drenched from his pee.
    I couldn't cry, they humiliated him and the whole burial plan was suspended.
    We left them and my nephew called and I heard from background someone saying... Na pisipisi wife.

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    1. Awww. This was sad to readπŸ€—πŸ€—. So sorry about the accident, and your husbands predicament. Please, keep looking for solutions, and next time, if any gathering like this happens, let him wear a diaper and jalabia (hope I got the spelling), to hide any bulge.

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    2. Just imagine the Cruelty!!!
      Some people are so naive and insensitive.
      May life not humble them, don't worry dear its going to be okay , I appreciate how supportive you are of your husband .

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    3. I pray God come to his rescue to do that which seems impossible medically for him. You're a strong and sweet woman

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    4. My God😣😣, I will have nothing to do with that family again.
      Do they not know of the accident?

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    5. I understand your plight. This too shall pass.. Please stand by him and hold him up. Pray for him and I tell you, there is nothing God cannot do

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    6. Please watch NSPPD prayers every mon to Friday. 7.am-8am on Facebook or YouTube...God is at work on that alter.

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    7. Awwww, I am so so sorry for what u and hubby are passing through.
      Pls continue to be dere for him.. I know God will surely intervane on his behalf and everything will be a thing of the past.
      Sending u huggs and kissesπŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜

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    8. πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯I'm so sorry for what's happening to your hubby, it's well

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    9. I pray God almighty comes through and heals him somehow. I await your testimony on this darl. It is well with your hubby❤πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—

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    10. I know sometimes you feel tired about the whole thing but I just want to thank you for sticking with him and understanding why it's that way. THANK YOU πŸ’œ

      Don't give up praying together.. You will be fine ❤️

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    11. πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—
      May God heal him.

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    12. God will give your husband divine healing.

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    13. It's well my sister. God will definitely come through for your husband. His healing power will rest on him...

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    14. Please don't give up on him, don't stop praying;a miracle will happen.
      You are the definition of love, thank you.

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    15. Pisipisi wifeπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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    16. Pls if you ever have to travel with him outside your base, book a hotel no matter how everyone else persuades you, no nothing to change to avoid every unnecessary situation. May the almighty God come through for you both. Stay strong!!!

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    17. Thank you for staying by him. May God heal him and bless your family.

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    18. You call those people family, no they are not, they are enemies. Real family got each other's back, not mocking someone cos of his predicament. May God come through for you and your husband. Thank you for not giving up on him.

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    19. The Lord is your strength sis, God will surely intervene.

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    1. πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ. Exactly. I'm sure he'll be embarrassed sef, there's no point adding to it.

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    2. πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘πŸ‘

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  22. For me it's not a big deal...wake him, change the sheets, we laugh about it

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  23. Me I go vex gaaaaan, πŸ˜•. Which kain rubbish b dt.. I will tell wake him up in annoyance nd ask him what sort of rubbish is this.. Go to the parlour and sleep there, while he remains in the room till morning then he can explain..

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    1. Not everything in marriage is gbas gbos, sometimes you calm down to help the situation.

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  24. Haa!
    Stella ehh, sometimes I really wonder where you get most of this ajuju n'ese okwu you usually ask😱😱😳. In Aproko Queen's words, God abeg oo!!

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  25. Will use koboko write” omo alee jati jati “ on his back

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    1. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣. that's violence nau, ordinary piss you want to use horsewhip. πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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    2. 🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    3. Hahahaha.. Bvs eh..
      I know u re joking right?

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    4. πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ No nah!!!!

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  26. Na hot slap i go land for himmm face😁😁.....just kidding.....it can happen to anyone.







    I'll "calm down" first(very necessary).

    After "calming down",I'll wake him up gently, urge him to go freshen up,I'll change the sheet afterwards,then wait for him to get back.

    We gon talk about it calmly,I'll ask him if it happens frequently, if he says it happens frequently, we will both find a lasting solution to it.And if that's the first time,I'll just hug him and whisper to his ears that I understand,cos he would be so ashamed(poor guy),he probably thought he was in a bathroom. It happens to people most times,you get engrossed with sleep and just pee on the bed.

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  27. This happened to me once when my friends with benefit slept over at my house so many years ago....Gosh! I almost died. I just couldn't sleep till morning. Had to explain to him that I had peed and don't know why his happened.

    There's this boxers then that anytime I wore it, I used to pee on the bed. I had to throw it away. If na curse make he follow him curser. Na my platonic male friend been give me the boxer when I went to visit him at his hotel when he came back from a trip

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    1. Biko that boxers na curse.. Ur platonic male friend want make u dey disgrace urself up and down but God pass amπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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  28. Mistake happen. Just last night I over worked myself. I did a lot of chores, went to market and still made 3big soup. Wash dishes and served dinner. Even oga pleaded for grilled catfish for his late last night match. I hit the bed 11pm so weak I slept dreaming of urinating. Not until I felt the warmth before I woke up. Yet hubby understood and run the bath and changed the sheets by the time I was done.
    But that didn't stop him from singing wewewew on your body with the kids next morning πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. Ahh not with the kids na.. U know kids can run their mouth anyhow.. Make dem no go embarrass u the way my son exposed my pants to our visitors πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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    2. I like your husband. May God continue to bless your home.

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    3. Lol he didn't tell them the reason for the song. They just sing along thinking it's our normal play.

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    4. Lol lady G me Will just faint. Me that my pant will sew agbada.the visitor will think he is tying wrapper🀣🀣

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    5. Ladybird abeg leave me o.. Which one be sew agbada..πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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  29. I will wake him up, we will clean up and talk about why it happened (yeah, maybe he had too much alcohol) and then I will warn him sternly to behave himself next time. God forbid bad thing oo.

    Aproko, abeg I can wait for your reaction πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  30. I will wake him up, and help him clean up, cos if it's me, he will do same.

    Then we will gently and loving talk about it

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  31. Will wake him up to go change his shorts. Then we talk about it for me to know whether it's just the first time. But if i find out it's a regular occurrence, will move forward with my life.

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  32. It happened to my husband while we were dating, I wasn't surprised though cos he had much alcohol before he slept and didn't use the toilet before sleeping. We talked about it in the morning, thank God till date it never happened again. So for me, no big deal as long as it's not everyday thing.

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  33. Is that wet dreams?

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  34. My husband has bed wet twice as a result of cold. The AC was on all through the night and he wet the bed. It wasn't a big deal at all. We handled it graciously. He was like "Sugar, I'm so sorry I wet the bed. I will clean it up right away." He refused me to help him clean it up. He said it was his responsibility. While cleaning, he was making some jokes and yapping himself lol. I just smiled and told him it was OK.
    I have never mentioned those two incidents again.

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  35. I will wake him up and make sure he’s okay.
    My friend, woke up in the morning and found her husband in this condition. He had pooed and peed on the bed.
    By the time she proceeded to clean him up, she realized he could not talk. Apparently, he had suffered a stroke about midnight. Wifey didn’t know till she woke up at 6am. Damage done but couldn’t be reversed. Doctors told her it could have been reversible if she had called 911 within three hours after he had the stroke.
    He spent over a year in the hospital and rehab. Never regained use of his legs. she was able to take him home last year but sadly he passed on in February.

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    1. 😰😰😰😰😰 so sad to read. She went through a lot. it's a thing of sorrow seeing loved ones going through that path and later succumb to death.

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    2. So sad. May he rest in peace.

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  36. Serious deliverance for him every week.

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  37. It happend to me 7years ago. I was taking of my sick cousin and we slept in the same bed. One night I woke up and saw my body wet. I just cleaned it and change my clothes. The next week she died. People say she died that very night and that was the reason I bed wet

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  38. 🀦‍♀️🀦‍♀️🀦‍♀️πŸ˜›

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  39. My husband is a very shy and sensitive person. If this happens he won't handle it well. I will just wet the bed the next day deliberately . So it's 1_1 . Then we can laugh about it

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  40. Enter your comment... what you will is calm down and imagine you were the one.

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