MADAM AMEBO CORNER

WAHALA!!!

There's this girl that came to my shop to ask after a particular man but a part of me was not ready to tell her anything, even though I know who she was looking for....

I didn't even bother to ask her why she was looking for the man, so I told her that I don't know anyone like that....

The man she was looking for is one calm, responsible man....

The girl walked down and came back again, this time she went to my neighbor's shop, I backed them but I could hear my neighbor telling the girl to sit down in his shop and relax, that before the end of the day, the man go show.

I saw when he went and bought food for the girl, and was being all nice to the girl...

Soon the man came out and was heading to work as usual, I heard my neighbor tell the girl "Shebi I tell you say him go pass while pointing at the man", so the girl rushed out and held the man, she was screaming, you cannot put me in this condition and dump me, never!!

 Omo I pinch myself oo, before you know it, people gathered, I didn't near there because I no get body for plenty talk, the man was trying to get out of her grip but the girl held him strong, she tore his fine shirt, so the man slapped her, fight start, people separated them....

They asked them what happened, the man said he had s*x with the girl a couple of times and they used condoms the whole times, and he settled her financially all the times they had a*x, infact that he even gave her a brand new phone, he said, surprisingly the girl called him to tell him that she's pregnant, he simply told her to stop the joke but she won't stop so he stopped picking her calls when she won't stop persisting that he got her pregnant...

While he was explaining, his beautiful wife who is a lecturer was passing, she saw the crowd and her husband with his torn shirt and stopped...

The man asked her to leave but she refused and before you know it, this two supposedly calm people started exchanging words, "so you finally carried your madness outside"? The wife asked him, husband responded, are you not the cause? See the embarrassment you're bringing to my life, how can two men live in the same house? How is that possible? If you were playing your conjugal roles all this wouldn't have happened, the woman sighed and walked out, the lady was still yelling and ranting...

Somebody now asked her, were you people using condoms the whole time? She said yes, but condoms cannot be trusted, she said, so another person asked her, was there a time when the condom tore, she said no, so how did he impregnate you when he protected himself while having it with you, she said they won't understand...

One man walked into the crowd, said he's a medical doctor, that they should go into his car cos he wants to take them to his hospital and run a test on the girl to know if she's pregnant or not, the girl said lailai, that the man should give her money to rent a new house that will be comfortable for a pregnant woman and money for upkeep that she has done the test...

I didn't know the exact person that called the police but I saw about 5 police men, the girl started begging oo, that the man was giving her plenty money and she thought that if she shake the man, she can get more as the man is a gentleman....

They picked her up, surprisingly they picked my neighbor too, the man pointed him as an accomplice, that he saw when he pointed him out to the girl, na so my neighbor take go oo, them say na case of blackmailing , I no know as e for be if na me point the man, una know say my handwriting no good for statement, na God help me....

LMAO @handwriting no good for statement!!!!