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Saturday, September 21, 2019

Night Laughs.......

.My Bank is Asking for Recent Nepa Bill, When we don't have light for 3yrs, I gave them my Generator Receipt. Nonsense不不









.-, A man caught a thief at night in his kitchen, Just when he was about to raise an alarm, the thief said calmly, "Do you remember what I said in the scriptures?, That behold, "I will come like a thief in the night"... "I have come again, Blessed are you among men, that you have stayed awake as I told you."*
*Then the man looked at the thief, smiled and replied, "my lord, you have fallen into the hands of Pontius Pilate again!"*
*I will nail u tonight !! The thief fainted.* 不



-. Some kids born in 2020 will never understand that true love wasn't the reason for their birth.. It was iphone 11


- Just when our girls are getting closer to God.
Boom! Devil release iPhone 11不不不不不


-A man asks a trainer at the gym:I want to impress that beautiful girl over there which machine should I use? Trainer:Use the ATM*


-Plz Don’t Use Medicated Soap To Bath If You Have Small Breast, It Might Wash It Off Thinking It’s Pimple�  � Good Day


- *PASTORS CAN GIVE PUNISHMENT EH ... WHICH ONE IS GO AROUND AND TOUCH 50 PEOPLE TELL THEM IT IS WELL *



- The Advantage of having a small deek is that It will never reach where any STD is 不不不

32 comments:

  1. 不不不不lol...Stds are always insideeeee...that's why its most common amongst gays

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  2. I just fainted.

    Don't let your background keep you on the ground.

    May we not have Audio money

    The most Complex

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  3. Some girls really open legs for every phone in the market. It is an addiction that need Salvation

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    1. And there are always men ready to oblige them.

      Nawa o!

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    2. Mind your business. Don’t you want us to enjoy this nice phones? Girls must belong. I am ready to open very wide in advance for iPhone 13 Pro sef.

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    3. @19:49
      But you can get iphone 20 without opening legs.

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    4. Kamikaze there are always men

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    5. All the girls that opened legs for blackberry, Nokia torch etc. how marketiooooooooooo?

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    6. When you trade your dignity for crumbs or future refuse heap components

      Your conscience and GOD know

      You can never hide from both

      Your are worth better

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  4. Hahahaha Stella i can guess your mood tonight

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    1. Its body shaming

      Can we stop them from feeling more self conscious?

      They didn't create themselves

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    2. Thanks Jet Li. I didn't like that joke too, though I'm not small breasted. Also the one of small d*ck.

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  6. Kikikikikiki.....
    That reminds me of just last week, was in the bank to register for something. The prepaid metre address does not tally with my house address,it carries ibadan. I told the man nothing can be done use it like that.

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    1. Chia you be case

      The most Complex

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    2. Hmn, Olori I am your secret admirer o but this one you talk weak meeeee! Na una dey give us stress for work. Bring recent utility bill that carries your address, you will not hear, continue ooo

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    3. The most complex

      Anike darling sis, it's not my fault oo
      That's the address on the metre given to us.
      Can't comman die. He understood sha.
      Kisses

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  7. I gave them my generator receipt

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  8. That go and touch 50 people joke though bleeeeehhhh,i usually go out to wash my hands after when the pastor say hold the person next to you while praying,yakkk i don't like touching things like that biko.

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    1. Things kwa, Asi in your church iS full of things, please expatiate the things falling apart in your church. God's creature is what you are calling things.

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  9. Hubby got me a note 10 in August and I'm still paying for it in za oda room.

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  10. Fada lawd @ medicated soap washing away small breast! Hahahahaha

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  11. LMAO! You fell into the wrong hands of pontus pilate again... LMAO. Thief fainted. Lol

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